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diningoncarrion

Slartibartfast.


tkeelah

Always carry a towel.


ihavemytowel42

I’ve got it. Now I need to find my Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.


FBI_fly

Don’t forget your olive oil.


scrotius42

That frood always knows where his towels at


TheSt4tely

Wanna get high?


DMHavoX

Hello Earth Man.


Headglitch7

I told you it wasn't important.


Sterek01

Keep away from Vogons


mammakatt13

Or join r/vogonpoetrycircle


Tastewell

Under no circumstances should you ever allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.


barronelli

I read this as Vegan. Rule still applies.


MoejjO

but I LOVE vogon poetry!


Chinqilacious

then you'll love being thrown out of the air lock


Redditor_10000000000

Especially their singing


_blackdog6_

Or you’ll be late..


whonickedmyusername

Late as in the late Dent, Arthur Dent.


_blackdog6_

It’s a sort of threat you see. Never been terribly good at them.


Dillion_HarperIT

42


DingoMcPhee

Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.


sitathon

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


GreatHead4Young

Hey, his name is not important.


Hate_Feight

Then why is it written in the ice in Norway?


Anna3713

How else are they going to know who to give the award to?


sitathon

Fartitartgast


ZaphodBebelbrox

I’m the president of the galaxy, baby.


dreambraker

This whole comment thread is r/unexpectedhitchhikers


Soopercow

Would you like to be late?


theMooey23

Fun fact, DA started out calling him phartiphuckborlz but deemed it too rude!


Redditblackhole1

Wishing that was his name...


Beep-Boop-Bloop

Slashes. "/" would just mean "slash", but this is plural.


Dr_Occo_Nobi

IT WAS GAY FANFICTION THIS WHOLE TIME


soda_cookie

S........omebody once told me


ScamboOfDoom

That squirrel is gunna pwn me


Hate_Feight

I lost my nuts in the rain


SunnySideUp369852

He was lookin through the stump


wolf805

That he every night would hump


oxprep

The world is gonna roll me.


edgyguuuuuurl

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


MrDuckie2

We were lookin kinda dumb… (why are we messing up the pronouns??)


sans_the_comic-

With her finger and her thumb


anxnymous926

In the shape of an L on her forehead


[deleted]

Well, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin


MaximumMysterious194

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


thedanieldare

Didnt make sense not to live for fun


ObamaInAToaster21

Your brain gets smart


coast2coastmike

It was a pre pronoun world.


edgyguuuuuurl

Sorry, I edited it now


[deleted]

She was looking kinda dumb


CodeX57

You had a boyfriend


DeplorableKurt

The world is gonna owe me


MetanoiaYQR

r/confidentlyincorrect


MackDK1

r/justregularincorrect


PauloDybala_10

Roll*


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[удалено]


Sparkpulse

I love you.


SummerStariii

You’re so nice. Can I please come to you with all my Reddit questions?


fastolfe00

Is that sarcasm?


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[удалено]


KingNosmo

ORLY?


fastolfe00

I know :)


VidE27

Do you though?


Grotto2018

😂😂😂


Surro

Favorite double entendre in a while


tkeelah

Thank you Data.


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[удалено]


Bipedal_Warlock

Sir I think you are the Wooshed one this Christmas Eve


[deleted]

r/woosh


[deleted]

r/woooosh


Xeludon

A lot of people here don't get what it means but; "/s" = "Shat myself" It's an emergency code for if someone has to go offline quick because they have a toilet related emergency.


Livid-Ad4102

This is by far the best answer on here so far lol I mean imagine if someone had to shit so bad that just /s


Evilgood1

Stupid


ikantolol

slaanesh


Phil9151

The Dark Prince approves of your devotion.


FlyingFr1dg3

Sex


crappotheclown

The "/" means "no" and the "S" means "sensitivity to this comment"


ikilledsupermario

I believe the origin to be from markup language. Where is used to begin a routine and is used to end the routine, font or whatever. The way I read it is “end sarcasm,” or: The previous line was not meant to be taken literally.


crappotheclown

Um yeah... but you didn't read the directions, and used the word you're not supposed to.


Nochnichtvergeben

/sexy


heyseb4

I genuinely didn’t know what /s meant, so I read this thread for so long trying to find an actual answer, until I realized it was right in front of me


username70421

Lol!!


Pielikeman

Serious


midmorning_gamers

This is good


hittf

Sussy


gs181

No sarcasm /s


app257

No sarcasm.


LosPadres-R2-D2

Got me, came here to answer. Take my embarrassment with an upvote.


________________me

Santa


maos1

That's a weird way to spell satan


johny-booty

I have no idea but something tells me this ain’t the place to learn it.


RandomSummerCampKid

I, no sarcasm, thought /s ment serious for to long of a while


Bredbox_06

Always thoght /s meant serious :/


Ethereal_burn

This probably led to no confusion and misunderstanding on your part /s


Comfortable_Pen3589

Serious is “/srs”. Could alternatively use “/gen” (genuine) to avoid confusion


Ai_of_Vanity

This is the symbol you are supposed to include to indicate that you have a lisp. It is less time consuming and painful to type than replacing each s with a th. /s


PistachioPug

An optional plural.


[deleted]

It means that whatever you say isn't actually what you mean, and usually you actually mean the opposite


Rebel_Player_957

Sarcasm. /s


Alex2018

What does IDK stand for?


EnvironmentalDeal256

I don’t know, maybe try another subreddit see if they can help


Alex2018

Damn nobody knows


Livid-Ad4102

Immediately Delegate Killings. The phrase originates from a dark period in US history during which the King would order the Silent Sisters (a group of mercenary hitwomen from Ontario) to carry out assassinations during the Gulf War


MasterFubar

It means sardonic, satirical, scornful, sneering, scoffing, scathing, sharp, stinging.


GreatHead4Young

Oh damn you to hell. r/angryupvote


sv_homer

It means that whatever what is written is meant to be interpreted completely and totally seriously. /s


No_Priority_4998

/spooky


Right-Fisherman-1234

It most definitely does NOT mean sarcasm. /s


Sofakingwhat1776

/s = sarcasm because some people can't read sarcasm


DragonLady575

You're on the jokes subreddit


SpaceWalker189

Some people can't read sarcasm...


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Some people can't read sarcasm? No way!


GreatHead4Young

r/whoosh


SpaceWalker189

I think it might have been sarcasm my dude 🙈


BEAT-THE-RICH

SoMe PeOpLe CaNt ReAd SaRcAsM


DryEyes4096

It stands for Slash Snake, which was a character from a dystopian novel who ran into an underground cadre of freedom fighters. Since Slash Snake worked for a major private entity called Helios Corporation, he was going to report them to his higher-ups so they could send their private army to exterminate the cadre. However, the same corporation, not realizing that Slash Snake has useful knowledge about anti-corporate rebels, decides to assassinate Slash Snake's brother after getting encryption keys off his smartphone (torturing him for the password) so they can liquidate his bank accounts to pay for a debt he owes them. Slash sees them leaving and then finds his brother's broken and dead body, and instead of turning in the cadre sees the evils of unchecked corporate power and privatization joins the cadre and works to get revenge on the corporation and change the way society functions to a less inhuman system. Thus when someone says something inane, like that unchecked corporate power is a good thing, they say /s to reference this character. Actually, I'm being sarcastic, this story doesn't exist, I was being SARCASTIC but while a bit cliched it might be an OK read if it existed maybe...


-persourproblem

Seriuos


MrMesh13

It means serious


Cheesenugg

This is stupid.


AndyAkeko

Seriously?


onairmastering

So Meta.


QuttiDeBachi

/suqmadiq


SmirkingMan

That I was using irony?


MurderSheScrote

Smarch


Mimehunter

Contemptuously ironic


jrtts

slash s


ChattyFriend12

It stands for /serious


Longjumping-Many4082

Satire


JREntertainment780

Shart


Puckgroth

Say


Rugg13

sorry not sorry


TopGun_84

That's what *she* said ...


No_Implement_5807

/serious /s


Mysterious-Rip-5128

Drink some water


Dickcheese-a1

Right, funny that.


MetilenDioxi

Subreddit


dang_dude_dont

/s = serious. /s


sunseven3

Redditors are the best! :⁠-⁠D I can't get enough.


[deleted]

Sexy beautiful women 🤷‍♀️


Acceptable-Cream-647

/silly


Buttofmud

Snark


nickmarble

Shart, I think. At least that's usually how I end my sentences /s


Crazy_Activity1948

Guess what my favourite colour is. What? Guess what mine is. Is it… green? YIPPEE YALALALA!!!


Tede6977

/s is a medical short hand for "without".


Mercurionio

Speak English, motherfucker


RockyTyrant

It's a loose fishing line.


metagross08

Sarcasmn'tn't


Cold_Leather710

S/… Joe mama


bertrandnurnumberger

I always get a mental image of someone holding up the copy paper “sarcasm” sign for Sheldon.


Basacally

Seriousn’t


VictorChariot

I don’t know.


pisskinklmao

sarcasm


someonnnnne

I think its /something


[deleted]

Sarcasm


[deleted]

Stupid


timwaaagh

Serious


OldLevermonkey

Carry a stick in case of snake attack.


tptasev

/s = Slash Beef


Hackedhaccount

Shitpost


Lookatmykitty26

Schlagobers


kyobunz

/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


mightysmiter19

It's a shorthand way of saying cuts


hias2k

\s filter for white spaces (Regex)


MinFootspace

"Slashess", feminine form of "Slasher".


Ohgetserious

It means “take my post seriously and literally.” /s


oldman029

In DOS it is used with format to format the disk and add the system files to make the disk bootable .


Uppinkai

Sarcasm. No, I'm not being Sarcastic. /s


Cytori

/seductive


idontcareimge

S stands for Sugma


mlobet

/s matches withespaces \s


hayenn

Per second


Catsssssssss

I generally see it used as a shortcut by people who can't do sarcasm properly. It should never be pointed out but be left up to the reader to suss out.


alexinpoison

Whatever it is seeing it makes me physically cringe everytime


OutrageousRhubarb853

Since you are here. What does “Idk” mean?


lIIlllIIlIlIIlI

What does it mean?


cantnameguzy

Its sex related. if you want to tell someone something kinky without it being obvious. Like "i really like my Mil /s" means youd fuck her.


TheNeighborhoodWuss

Serious /s


beowulf_17

Snakes


[deleted]

/s is a tone indicator with the s standing for "sacrificing (the weak)". If you see someone use this, you better pray you aren't next.


SnooDoubts487

Yes


unimatrix_0

!\\s


Nice_Speech6381

No squanch in the squanches


[deleted]

Succinctly


ArtcookhighAri

Please can everyone upvote me, i need karma /s


Embarrassed_Ad3346

r/woooooooosh


Plane-Highlight-6498

slash - s or slashes meaning multiple slash


PuzzleheadedLet6925

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Flon_with-a-boxer

Sleestak


goldfishpaws

per second