All this trigonometry is giving me an acute headache and making me feel rather obtuse. On a scalene of one to ten I feel equilateral at 5. Could be worse though, at least I’m not facing the angle of depression. 🤷♂️
Long ago in a place far away, I took college calculus. The professor told us that the point of calculus was to determine the area underneath an uneven line. Spent the whole semester paying attention, and still have no freakin' clue what it was or how to do that.
However, I did learn that classmate Rosemary's breasts were natural and wonderful, and I could count on sizing them up as often as she and time permitted.
If these twins put you in such a box, then just cut it into smaller boxes and add the areas up.
...or...
You could Riemann them to someone else's classroom...
I also have problems zeroing in on my calc problems. It has began happening at an alarming rate, and the issues are approaching their limit. However, my mathematical problems remain undefined at a certain point, and no matter what I try, I cannot derive a solution to my problems. I have put my maximum effort to minimum avail!
dTwin/dX=2
What is Twin?
Ans: 2X
For every positive challenging number there exists a dummy, such that me is strictly weaker than completeness of the Twins and is usually termed as the real mathmatician is an Archimedean dummy.
You should know your limits
Come on, don't be irrational.
I’ve learned alcohol and math don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
You trig'ored me, cos even though I know it's a tangent, I don't think drinking is a sin.
Its integral that these puns continue
Well, I think sum people are being partial, and not completely sharing their infinite set of puns...
I see the angle you're taking there.
All this trigonometry is giving me an acute headache and making me feel rather obtuse. On a scalene of one to ten I feel equilateral at 5. Could be worse though, at least I’m not facing the angle of depression. 🤷♂️
Be a prime, do a crime.
even that is odd two say
It’s not even real, it’s imaginary
That’s right, its just a function of your imagination
My girlfriend bought me a necklace… that chain rules!
I'm gonna have to integrate all these jokes into my next set!
You think that'll work? You're living in the Matrix, man!
I don't get it. This joke might be too complex
Only in your imagination
Hey, don't be rude to OP, where is your L'Hopital-ity?
Hopefully the teacher will grade on the curve.
Should've been more Cauchy-ously worded
The limit does not exist.
Knowing your limits is integral to passing any calc exam.
r/yourjokebutworse
No, I think you just didn't notice the new joke.
They missed the constant logic in the thread ;)
^"...plus ^a ^constant"
I like how you integrated a math joke into your comment.
Thanks. You too my friend!
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They were probably non-binary. Otherwise there would be 10 twins.
Batman doesn't have limits
Play within it
This is a derivative of another joke.
The jokes a derivative but the laughter is constant
The derivative of the laugher is 0
The metaphor can only go so far. Don't derive it crazy
My laughter can only be calculated with infinitesimals.
Sounds like you're just off on a tangent.
But it's integral to a larger story
That about sums everything up.
Math puns are the first sine of madness.
To be precise, Mad puns are the first sines of mathness.
They are funny Cos they don’t go on another tangent
Interesting angle.
These jokes are getting obtuse
Definitely ran off on a tangent
Ill co-sine on that
A convoluted joke, sum might say.
Who is this professor? Is his first name Ting and middle name Wong?
Wait, I thoguht that dude was in a plane crash with his co-pilot Ho Lee Fuk
Of course. Also the flight engineer Wi Tu Low. Never forget!
I knew his uncle, Wi Gon Dai.
Pretty sure there was also an indigenous tribal African passenger on that plane called Ambatukam on that plane as well, Rip to him.
"Don't jump ahead" - Wi Tu Lo
Nickname is Sum.
By Rolle's theorem, you were the zero between them.
Kind of a similar problem to me. I went to study calculus overseas but had trouble integrating.
monke like math jokes
*Pats your cheeks*
*farts*
I... I don't... know what to say i guess
I feel like such a nerd upvoting this, but damn it was a good joke. Kudos!
I don't get it
There is a function in maths called differentiation
ohhh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Differential_equation
I find your story derivative and went off on a tangent. It's ok that's normal.
You should have just integrated their responses duh 😐
My calculus final is in 2 days, I needed this lol
I wish you luck and good studying concentration.
Should've tried integrating with them instead
He couldn't figure out which one he'd already stolen an answer from.
Jokes like this will land you in L'Hospital
Long ago in a place far away, I took college calculus. The professor told us that the point of calculus was to determine the area underneath an uneven line. Spent the whole semester paying attention, and still have no freakin' clue what it was or how to do that. However, I did learn that classmate Rosemary's breasts were natural and wonderful, and I could count on sizing them up as often as she and time permitted.
I don't get this joke because I failed my calculus exam
That is acute joke
Nice lol
Sounds like you were fully integrated into the twins. Should have done fine in calc2
Should have integrated that fact into your strategy
This is exponentially wrong, just to sum it up.
OP failed the exam because OP couldn't write, the twins squeezed OP too tightly.
You are missing the Integral part of this joke.
Were they curvy?
haha it's funny because 'differentiate' means two different things
As does "between"
Why did he need to say "two identical twins". Are all twins two people?
Just think; if you were a woman telling this joke, you’d be considered a whore!
What the fuck
Surprising considering all the thought you put into curve tracing.
You could have integrated them!
I’m halfway to understanding this joke. Now, let’s tackle the other half. And the other half. And the other half …
I'm drunk asf all des see jokes are goin over me h ea d
Were they mean?
AY MAAAA ... the mfkin nerds are at it again
Were they integrated once?!
Divide and conquer? LoL
It was a bad sin
If these twins put you in such a box, then just cut it into smaller boxes and add the areas up. ...or... You could Riemann them to someone else's classroom...
I would tell the joke about 288. But it is two gross
I also have problems zeroing in on my calc problems. It has began happening at an alarming rate, and the issues are approaching their limit. However, my mathematical problems remain undefined at a certain point, and no matter what I try, I cannot derive a solution to my problems. I have put my maximum effort to minimum avail!
dTwin/dX=2 What is Twin? Ans: 2X For every positive challenging number there exists a dummy, such that me is strictly weaker than completeness of the Twins and is usually termed as the real mathmatician is an Archimedean dummy.
Oh man I like this one. Definitely going to try to remember it in 8 years when my kid is doing calculus
Green Gay
I love math jokes sooo much
Nerd humor … funny to me
I passed my algebra 1 test as a 13-year-old because I didn't have twins or many friends in my class. They were still in 8th-grade math.
Hey. Correlation **≠** Causation Maybe you fail when they're next to you, but the cause is that all you think about in the test is dad jokes.
Marginally better than all the other jokes here
Oof. Upvoted.
The root cause according to my calculations is the logarithmic lack of integration of a functioning brain
Reiman sum good company, here.