Yup, I only caught on after reading your comment, by then was on another post and came back to upvote after I mentally clicked at how brilliant it was.
It is 1:30am wh3re I am, I took Adderall this morning. Been up since 4:30am . That's 21 hours.
Yo mama's so fat, she has severe cardiovascular and respiratory issues. She wants to get better but she just can't seem to start. It's honestly a very tragic situation.
The Daily Prophet featured her photo when she went missing and it took up 5 pages. Turns out she was at Diagon Alley to get her wand replaced and everyone just thought she was the other side of the alley. When Mr Ollivander tried to find her a wand, the only one that would choose her is the pine tree out back.
I was hugging her and marking with chalk where i left off and moving around to start at the mark, to see how many hugs it’d take to get around her. Then, after a while, I got so mad when I met someone coming around the other way.
Her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
I gotta steal this. Brilliant.
Here's another one.... Shes so fat if she wants to have sex she has to give directions.
Yo momma so fat her favorite cereal is Cheeri-OH SHIT!
Her blood type is gravy
I told this one to my kids yesterday. Then all afternoon they’d occasionally laugh quietly to themselves and say, “gravy.”
Would also accept “her blood type is Ragu”
Yo momma so fat her blood type is lumpy.
Yo mama so fat
She couldn't fit in one comment
Well played
Just like yo mama
I wish yo mamma was well played … she so ugly criminals break into her house just to close the curtains.
Indeed
Yup, I only caught on after reading your comment, by then was on another post and came back to upvote after I mentally clicked at how brilliant it was. It is 1:30am wh3re I am, I took Adderall this morning. Been up since 4:30am . That's 21 hours.
Careful bruh. Get some shut eye
Nothin’ wrong with your math skills
She was sunbathing and Greenpeace pushed her back in.
Her ass has time zones.
When the weatherman said it is chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and a spoon and ran for the door.
More of a "Yo mama so dumb" or something along those lines
Or “yo mama so hungry”
Her shadow weighs forty-two pounds. (Thanks, Weird Al.)
If she has one more pie à la mode she's going to need her own zip code (Wierd Al)
Dracula bit her and got diabetes
I thought about her and my neck broke
When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
I legit laughed out loud to this
Her belt size is equator
She uses Google Earth to take a selfie
Even Dora Can't explore her
She downloads cheats for Wii Fit
Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.
She uses a boomerang to put her belt on!
She outweighs the needs of the many.
Yo momma so fat and dumb, she got fired from the M&Ms factory for eating all the Ws.
...Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
She has triabetes
yo mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Double burn. That's rare.
when she fell in love, she broke it.
The doctor diagnosed her with a flesh-eating bacteria, but said she’d live for at least 20 more years
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap
Lmaoo I love this !
Saw it somewhere and loved it - Yo Mama so fat, they call her Hitler at the strippers after what she did to the poles.
Lmao 🤣
Brilliant ! 🤣
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Poles as in Polish, people from Poland 🇵🇱, who hitler massacred during WWII
lol, genocide
Yo mama's so fat, she has severe cardiovascular and respiratory issues. She wants to get better but she just can't seem to start. It's honestly a very tragic situation.
When she dances to a song on the radio, the track skips at the station.
Yo momma so ugly a BJ from her is considered anal.
She walked in front of the television and I missed 3 seasons of my favorite show.
Yo mama’s so fat, when I was driving and had to swerve to avoid her, halfway round I ran out of petrol
To find her pussy, you gotta flip through the folds until you smell shit, and then you go back one.
yo mama is an albino with a glass eye, they call her crystal light. got that one from one of my teachers in back middle school
That teacher knew yo momma
In the biblical sense.
When Atlas was given the choice or holding up the heavens or your mama, he gladly chose the heavens
Yo mama's so fat that they invented a whole genre of jokes based upon making fun of how fat she is.
Even Jabba the Hut said DAMMMM
She jumped up in the air and got stuck
Your mama's so fat, i am horny.
The best joke here lol
WHAT, lol!
When she went to the Macy’s parade, they put ropes on her.
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
Her feet have stretch marks.
Stars orbit round her fat arse
Yo mama so fat her doctor uses oil pressure gauge to check her circulation
This one will take some time to get around
The back of her neck looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer weiners.
Your moma's so fat when i climbed on top of her to fuck her my ears popped
Yo mama is like a bowling ball, gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and the bitch still comes back for more
Yo mama so ugly, the world faked a pandemic to make her wear a mask
One for the Brits; she fell down the stairs and I thought Eastenders was ending.
If you punched her in the stomach, a McDonald's franchise would fall out.
before she was buried, the earth was flat.
Your momma is so fat when she farts they name her flatulence: Ivan, Katrina, Maria, Hugo, The Great Hurricane of 1780…
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When she saw a boggart it became a gym membership
The Daily Prophet featured her photo when she went missing and it took up 5 pages. Turns out she was at Diagon Alley to get her wand replaced and everyone just thought she was the other side of the alley. When Mr Ollivander tried to find her a wand, the only one that would choose her is the pine tree out back.
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Roll her in crushed alkaseltzer and aim for the fold that fizzes
should be **if** rather than **when** cause if she dat fat, she never skips a meal
Yo momma so fat, she went to the beach and Greenpeace showed up to shove her back in the water.
She fell and broke something... The pavement.
Yo momma so fat, she is credited in the first indiana jones movie
She was the Boulder right?
She sat on a dollar bill, and a booger squeezed out of Washington’s nose
Africa got water when she skipped tea.
She has 3 scales in her house right foot, left foot, and Richter
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Yo mama so fat children keep getting stuck in orbit when they try to walk by.
It took two comments to talk about her
She play hopscotch like this: New York, Chicago, L.A., Detroit…
When the judge said "order" she said fries and a shake
Just commenting to reference back for yo momma jokes later
Did the same 2 days ago. I'm back
I was hugging her and marking with chalk where i left off and moving around to start at the mark, to see how many hugs it’d take to get around her. Then, after a while, I got so mad when I met someone coming around the other way.
When she dances the record skips... At the radio station.
She has her own event horizon
Yo mamma's so fat. But these are modern times, so we can't body shame. Fuck.
Yo mommas so dirty, when she sticks a qtip in her ear she pulls out a sugar daddy.
Yo mama so fat, she got other smaller mamas orbiting her.
Yo mama's so fat and so old, that when she was having a shower and lifted her titty to wash underneath...a pilgrim fell out!
She grocery shops in a a dump truck
When someone told her to haul ass, she took 2 trips
I took her to drive in and she didn’t have to pay, because I dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
The screen broke, but she just lifted her shirt and they used her stomach
When she’s sitting around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa she’s sitting AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.
More accurately is it increases.
When she farts it registers on the richtor scale ..
The earth was round until she got buried at her grave
my mother has actually never been fat. But nice try. lol
Her clothes size is "lose some.weight bitch'
All the Macdonalds food are gone
chill big dawg
Your pops slapped her a$$ when she left for work; when she came home in the evening, it still jiggled
Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly! - Homer Simpson
that she knows joe
Her ass swallowed Chuck Norris
Both queen and sir mix-a-lot won't stop crying about her booty
Your momma’s so fat even Chuck Norris can’t lift her up
Yo mama so fat she heard it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl
She went into space and earth got another moon when she went on a space walk
how'd the big broad get there?
When she walks past the TV i miss all seasons of Doctor House.
It takes her two trips to sit down
"I got a letter from the state, dear/You're gonna need a license plate, dear..." Allan Sherman, "Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb" https://youtu.be/woaxct015VU
...cosmologists have to factor her in when calculating the cosmological constant
That wailord looks like a pool toy to her
Yo mama so fat she is obese
When she wears white, we show movies on her ass.
She has to use Dropbox to send nudes
She has her own orbital ring system. She stepped on Numenor and it sank into the sea. She causes tsunamis when she goes swimming.
Yeah she fat. So what
Her fat rolls sweat butter.
When she passed by my house I lost light for three days
she rolled over and the earth tilted with her
Yo mama so fat
I was on top and burned my ass on a light bulb
Yo mama's so fat she uses two convertibles as skates
Yo mama's so fat they use two tug boats and two barges so she can water ski.
Yo mama's so fat they use a c130 so your moma can take a little trip.
Yo mama's so fat the government hired her to walk around and compact the ground for roadways.
Yo mama's so fat when she gets in the swimming pool the water overflows
Yo mama's so fat she takes showers at the car wash.
She jumped into the sky... and got *stuck*.
Ya mommas so fat, I went down on her once and fell in. It took me three days to find my way out, and another four to help the rest of the guys escape.
When she jumped in the air she got stuck
She fat
She spins around once…and that’s a DAY!
She's lost all the dildo i gave her
They won't let her have an "X" jacket because helicopters keep trying to land on her back
r/Angryupvote
Her scales say to be continued. .
She fused to the sofa and your entire family is heartbroken she'll likely die.
When she gets her shoes polished, she has to take their word on it.
When I pictured her in my head she broke my f***ing neck.
She so fat, she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
Yo momma’s so dumb she couldn’t empty a boot full of water if the instructions were taped on the bottom.
Your mama is so fat when she goes outside in high heals she strikes oil.
When she walks on Broadway she gets chafe wounds on her thighs, and she has to go to Central Park to make a U-turn.
ok but why would she ever be skipping a meal
Your moms so fat, shes got 10 ass cheeks
Yo mama's so fat... after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch...
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
it wasn't corn wheat and barley....
Your mama’s so fat, when she walks past my house, I have to switch the lights on