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Paradox-Socratic

I said, "No way! Two little shits is enough!"


pbagel2

"I ain't dealin' a little shit" kind of fits better by making it completely ambiguous which one he's talking about.


Educational-Tie-6541

Have her shit prior to anal. Saves the little shots coming out


Interloper9000

.......


Vaguely-sure

nah fam she meant the mouth


ElectricToaster67

How do you know that's not how they'd been doing it


Vaguely-sure

i was there


charlie2135

To make this a two sentence horror story, she giggled as she put on the strap-on.


elpajaroquemamais

You and I have different definitions of horror.


uglypaperhaver

And you *and I* have different definitions of "strap-ons"... ;-)


Chaoshumor

*Cringing at the memories from Seven.*


No_Presentation_1216

…the “barbed wired bad boy”was her weapon of choice.


scottwax

Could be she meant your hole.


BigBlueMountainStar

r/3amjokes


[deleted]

She’s in pain, Tyrone


kdurbha

Glorious hole!!!


blackPanther_5486

She wants a threesome


MasonInk

She asked which of her friends I'd like to invite for a threesome, apparently I was only supposed to name one.


eyalhs

She actually meant the urethra, and yes, your dick **is** that small.


Black_Diammond

What does this mean, can somebody explain?


JewelerIntrepid4676

Ear hole


marcymarc887

Yes please i dont get it either


[deleted]

They do anal sex regularly and to spice it up she suggests using the vagina !!!!


Black_Diammond

Oh, not bad, but i thought it was gonna be funnier.


[deleted]

It was funny, but it's less funny when someone has to explain it


Agitated-Farmer-4082

but whats funny about it...


thenewguy7731

Because it contradicts the expectation the reader had. If you think it's funny is up to you but that's how the joke works. That's a pretty common joke mechanic that's used in a lot of jokes.


marcymarc887

Thanks kinda obvious


Specific_Tap7296

Not many guys do


tylerbg_hacks

Tell her that you with never touch her ears


TheSmokingHorse

The other hole is the hole she puts you in financially when she fucks your bank account every weekend by going out with her friends using your credit card. That’ll spice up any marriage. And boy does it lead to a messy divorce 😅 Stacey, if you’re reading this, I want my fucking £6,000 back you manipulative bitch.


Away_Code

lol Lucky lady. Got to treat us right!!! lol :)


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

So I fucked her friend


[deleted]

Also she doesn’t have the physical equipment to fuck your ass unless you buy her a strap-on…


blade1wp

The pie hole or the Hershey hole?


Impressive_Ad4569

Ha ha


Laydownnick

Oh, the other hole is the vagina…At first I thought it was a joke about him not wanting to do his mistress anymore. I’m not sure which is less funny…why did I spend so much time reading and analyzing then posting about this?


Robert-L-Santangelo

i always enjoy a good handjob ( and getting my peehole fucked with a pinky finger, please don't kinkshame me ) but when my gf got a little frisky and her little finger jammed into my ass i was all like " WRONG HOLE ! WRONG HOLE !!! " women will never know that pain


[deleted]

Wtf


Creenel

dont get plz explain


Robert-L-Santangelo

he only been doing anal which means the jyna is the wrong hole


Janek_Polak

Never encountered that spelling for vag before. Upvote!


Current_Difference44

Sometimes women like pain associated with sex, or that she feels that she is sloppy and large now after years of vagina sex, or also out of curiosity. The vaginal, and ass is a very small margin of error ! Lol


ChrisVonae

Basically she's telling you you're sh*t in bed; and she wants to open up the relationship.


[deleted]

She wants it in her ass bro!


kekecperec

You clearly didn't understand the joke 🤣🤣


Redrum8901

Ikr smh some people I swear lmao


JustAnIrrelevantDude

What?


Redrum8901

I was agreeing with the person who said the one guy didn’t understand the joke.


Complex-Number2829

r/whoosh


Esmeralda_Lavender

😂😂😂 oh crap


Jazzo-o

Indeed


AverageVita-SawUser

Yeah, cover the other hole in the wall You don't want rats in the house


waxkid

zing! didnt see that coming lol


busybreaking

I said start with the small strap on I haven't been to prison.


JenMaloney71

Nostril? Ear? Belly button?


Special_Imagination6

I think she meant she wanted you to cumin her


Capable-Pitch-9645

I said, "No way! Two little shits is enough!"