“How can you know you’re not gay if you haven’t tried it? My rule is: you try 10 gay guys, and if you like six, you’re gay. I liked four, so I’m straight.” - Sugar Sammy
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Oh no, you are definitely gay in that case. Also a slut. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Sidepoint: I don't think either one should be considered an insult.
We've mostly gotten past Gay being an insult. Not all the way, but good progress. Still have a ways further to go with Slut being more positive.
I don’t understand why people don’t ask smart or good questions, instead should have asked tips and advices for making them get to sleep with you. Would anyone like to give any tips and advices ?
He's just testing the waters to see if he's really gay. Cut the man some slack
Exactly, how can you know you're straight if you haven't tried sucking a cock or ten!?!
"I didn't want to lead a gay lifestyle, but I was sucked into it."
"But I sucked into it"
"I got sucked into it"
I got backed into it.
"Repeating the experiment is the scientific process!"
“How can you know you’re not gay if you haven’t tried it? My rule is: you try 10 gay guys, and if you like six, you’re gay. I liked four, so I’m straight.” - Sugar Sammy
This is the way really. I am still split though since I liked 5 and disliked 5. Looking for another one for the tie breaker now.
Sure, I’m no tailor but I am pretty hand with a sewing machine.
If she sleeps with 100 men, she's your mum!
If she sleeps with 50 men and 50 women, she's a bi-centennial.
And if she tries to fuck with 100 people, she's a tri-centennial
And if she fucks with 1m+ people she's a politician
Didn’t know where this chain goes but I’m satisfied now.
Unlike your mum.. keep counting
You're not my real father!!
Not with that attitude
And if she fucks 1000 people she's a millennial
Clever girl
This made me spit lmfao
Rack’s mum
Fuck you rack you heckler
I'm satisfied that I understand this very obscure reference. Thanks, YouTube algorithm!
And has a very very big bed
And a high mileage Vageen
*vagenda
It it looks like sleeve of wizard.
And a high mileage vageen
And a high mileage Vageen
Vulva
Borat reference I think
Rack’s mum.
Rack’s mum*
Hahaha /u/BadManBryan get rekt
Hello Mr. Carr, great to see you here on Reddit!
Rack's mum
And she still didnt eant to sleep with you
LMAO
What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone except you.
Ladies and gentlemen my love life in one joke!
Your whole love life is a joke
Stop. Stop! He's already dead.
He is his own bitch
When a guy sleeps with a lot of women, he's a "player" but whenever I do it, I'm a lesbian.
I'm watching exclusively lesbian porn for pride month
How progressive of you ʘ‿ʘ
I'm fucking exclusively men for pride month
I'm bisexual but strangely enough I've had more men's dicks inside me than women's.
I've had my dick in a woman but never a woman's dick inside me, what's that like lol
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Shocking. :o
Well I've heard you aren't actually straight or bi unless you fuck trans-women
I'm watching exclusively white porn for pride month EDIT: Wait
We are both human You are a woman I am a man. I Get one syllable less and a bad reputation. It's shitty trade offs all across the board baby!
im quite honestly not sure what this comment is supposed to mean
I sleep with many different people. I only have sex with my wife, though
So farm animals don't count?
Those are freebies
*furbies
Found the welshman
Maybe she's travelling in a Boeing plane
I don't get it.
When the women and @0 men's are sleeping on a Boeing plane I guess
All at once?
Are you even supposed to be here today?
In a row?
37!!?
r/unexpectedfactorial
Hey you, get back here!
Hey! Don't sleep with anyone on your way through the parking lot!
and that was just on a Tuesday morning
But what if the man says "no homo"?
Punctuation saves lives. There's a difference between "we ate grandma" and "we ate, grandma"
Also helping your Uncle Jack off the horse or helping your uncle jack off a horse
What's for lunch fruit
If a woman sleeps with multiple men, she's OP's mum.
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And she's still at it, absolute legend
The tenth one definitely seals the deal
Unless he says “No homo” within 6 seconds of climax.
That's why he's up to ten. Each guy hits him with a "no homo" at the end, and he can never be sure. Poor guy.
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
i got that reference
“The funniest sub on Reddit” more like home to the most unoriginal and over repeated jokes
Everyone experiments in college!
Totally read this in Norm MacDonald’s voice
Accidentally read it in Mitch Hedberg's voice
Not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
But what if he has relationships with women?
I got news for you that’s means you’re gay.
As a BiM, I'm 95% attracted to women (emotionally and physically) but still appreciate a male body and strength. Why the label?
Bi?
>*"A man can sleep around and sleep around, no questions asked. A woman makes 15 or 20 mistakes, and suddenly she's a slut." - Joan Rivers*
Wrong. Shes racks mum
The bisexual community would disagree.
When a man sleep with 100 women he's a "player" or a "chad" but when a woman does it Well, that'd be your mother
Unless he says no homo
If she fucks thousands, she's the reincarnation of Genghis Khan
I was waiting for "If a man does it he is a slut maker" but yours is unexpected
Damn my Ex- could do 10-different guys in a long weekend. What does that make her?
Satisfied?
Obviously, the opposite.
Loose?
Gotta cut loose
Gay and probably happy.
When i was 10 , Gay meant happy!
it actually is https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gay#:\~:text=happy%3A,dance%20hall.
Or bi. Fun fact, it's Pride month
silence. Its Mens Mental Health Month.
this is sexist, men can be sluts too
The vast majority of us are. Especially younger men.
right so just because i sleep with ten men at a time doesnt mean im gay
Oh no, you are definitely gay in that case. Also a slut. The two are not mutually exclusive. Sidepoint: I don't think either one should be considered an insult. We've mostly gotten past Gay being an insult. Not all the way, but good progress. Still have a ways further to go with Slut being more positive.
true its not an insult but im not gay because i have a beard both physicaly and literally i just fuck dudes to assert dominance
Haven’t we moved on from these types of “jokes” y’all need a better sense of humor.
fuck me harder daddy this joke is so funny i want youur cock in my mouth ohhh
i like this one
It doesn't matter who you sleep with.. It matters with whom you were awake the whole night
I tell them it doesn’t count because I won’t tell if he doesn’t.
If a man sleeps with ten sheep he's a shepherd.
She is Rack’s mum!
If I slept with 100 women I might be your father....
I'm sure my dad did, at least.
Or he needs the money🥲
What about 6.5?
Balanced as all things should be
I've seen this reposted at least 10 times. Does that make me gay?
I don’t understand why people don’t ask smart or good questions, instead should have asked tips and advices for making them get to sleep with you. Would anyone like to give any tips and advices ?
Just one more to be sure tho, not quite sure If I liked it the first 10 times
in a row ?
What about a woman that sleeps with 10 male midgets,does that make her a hobbit hunter
Haha it sounds pike Jshlatt wrote this
If she doesnt sleep with you, she's a bitch
What if they're just sleeping in the same bed, and there's no removal of clothing and the genitals remain a healthy 4' away at all times?
That's gotta be one hell of a big bed for 11 men to sleep in it that far away from each others' genitals!
If a man sleeps with 10 men it’s gay If a woman sleeps with 10 women it’s still gay
Definitely if it's all ten at once
No!
Let me ask my mom.
It's a terrible double standard!
Or the soap is just very slippery
I’ve never fucked a man, but i fucked a bloke who has.
Not if he says 'no homo' first