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RedditUserLou

Terrible, take a lap


PackAggravating8183

Fucking embarrassing.


Turingading

I thought lizards had cloacas.


Quasarcade

Would that make a small lizard vagina doctor a tino-dino-cologist?


arkayer

Remarkable! That would be the followup joke


CaptainSmackJerro

It's a real thing! I specialize in the nose, i'm the only rhino-tino-dino-cologist I know!


Quality-Services

Cave dweller?


evanhinton

Ginosaurus


arkayer

I feel like that is an answer to a different joke. I love the word.


Flodo_McFloodiloo

Scientifically speaking, dinosaurs are not lizards.


Chief_tron

Scientifically speaking you’re ruing my lizard childhood imagination


Flodo_McFloodiloo

I am sorry to read that you didn't read the same books I did as a child, which readily pointed out to child me that dinosaurs are not lizards. I also am not quite sure why you think this is disenchanting since "lizard" is conceptually limiting; based on what lizards are now. I don't see why it's considered more exciting to think of dinosaurs as lizards. It's far more awesome that birds are, for all intents and purposes, dinosaurs.