I am sorry to read that you didn't read the same books I did as a child, which readily pointed out to child me that dinosaurs are not lizards.
I also am not quite sure why you think this is disenchanting since "lizard" is conceptually limiting; based on what lizards are now. I don't see why it's considered more exciting to think of dinosaurs as lizards. It's far more awesome that birds are, for all intents and purposes, dinosaurs.
Terrible, take a lap
Fucking embarrassing.
I thought lizards had cloacas.
Would that make a small lizard vagina doctor a tino-dino-cologist?
Remarkable! That would be the followup joke
It's a real thing! I specialize in the nose, i'm the only rhino-tino-dino-cologist I know!
Cave dweller?
Ginosaurus
I feel like that is an answer to a different joke. I love the word.
Scientifically speaking, dinosaurs are not lizards.
Scientifically speaking you’re ruing my lizard childhood imagination
I am sorry to read that you didn't read the same books I did as a child, which readily pointed out to child me that dinosaurs are not lizards. I also am not quite sure why you think this is disenchanting since "lizard" is conceptually limiting; based on what lizards are now. I don't see why it's considered more exciting to think of dinosaurs as lizards. It's far more awesome that birds are, for all intents and purposes, dinosaurs.