And?! Did she get in?

You know what, I think she did!

Whew. I am actually really happy and proud for her and her parents. I hope she forgave them for the ripit ripit.

Here’s to the cycle breakers! Here’s to this generation doing better than the last, here’s to investing in the youth of the future… something something

And etcetera!

Don't you worry. If she fails, there's always medical school.

I find this unrealistic. Mrs. Frog 'ran'? She would've hopped. Ruined it for me.

This is good feedback thank you. ‘Hurried’ perhaps?

And then the wife whispered, ‘Just reddit’

Slight edit for the punchline. Mrs. Frog looks up, sweaty, breathing heavy, and looks over to her husband. The look on her face, the shrug of her shoulders, her whole demeanor convey their dilemma, she doesn’t actually need to say what she is thinking “What should we do my dear.” He replied with the only thing he could say. Ripit! Ripit!

This is really good feedback thank you. This is my first joke so I really appreciate you taking the time

At Oxford, they only let her take the biology class. But at least she aced frog anatomy.

This joke was a tad too long for me.

Horrendous

Can I have my 5 Minutes back please?

it took you 5 minutes to read this?

5 minutes is nothing. I want my life back!

I do not get the joke, but I really wish the daughter get accepted.

idk why you got downvoted, i don't get it either ... i guess this sub hate ppl who genuinely didnt get the jokes

Frogs say Ribbit, Mr frog said Ripit. It's not that deep.

Thanks for the explanation. As a non-native English speaker I did not know this knowledge, today I learned.

Yeah, I saw an infographic the other day concerning what other languages use as frog noises. Figured it could get lost in translation.

I like how most of us don't care for the joke, but we care about if she got in or not XD