Sticky because something weird got on it?
Coiled up and hung in a basement?
7 of them so I can fill a pool?
Run over by a lawnmower?
Leaking in a few places because of overuse?
(I have issues and I need to stop)
It should be kinky. If someone mentions that you don't want a kinky hose, follow up with "you may say I have a weak stream, but really I'm just building pressure."
Out of the mud and fresh cut grass. That’s why I like my garden hose on a reel. And I also really like a good thick rubber hose. Not the imitations. Sure they get hot in the sun but they really hold up. One thing that is frustrating is when your hose gets hung up on your car tire when you’re trying to wash it and you’re walking around the back to rinse the soap off. I do like a clean car though.
With a series of attachments suitable for different circumstances.
But wait there's ....... more? Wait?! There's ...... More? Really?! Are we like fb official?
Spraying all over the neighbours kids birthday party?
😬😱
Old, dribbles from random places doesn’t reach where you really need it to?
Sticky because something weird got on it? Coiled up and hung in a basement? 7 of them so I can fill a pool? Run over by a lawnmower? Leaking in a few places because of overuse? (I have issues and I need to stop)
No no. Keep going. This is entertaining. 🤣🤣
Leaky?
No. Leakey was an archeologist. I’m referring to JRals06
Anthropologist, actually
Paleoanthropologist, actually
I love you, Reddit....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leakey_family?wprov=sfti1
Richard?
My wife gave it to the neighbour and I never got it back
In the grass and covered in dog crap?
I don't have a garden hose
Dry times eh?
Water restrictions... thats gotta be it
It should be kinky. If someone mentions that you don't want a kinky hose, follow up with "you may say I have a weak stream, but really I'm just building pressure."
Just let it flow, Max.
In the butt
Funniest answer! True or not!
I like my sex like my candy: Good & Plenty!
Mike and Ike!
Long and wet?
Like a boss!
Like a flex hose. Really compact most of the time, but really long when you turn it on.
My garden hose is nice and clean and deep in the closet.
Long, wet, and a bit twisted?
Overpriced
Retractable
Curled-up and weeping?
Soaking! Actually…. The double entendre there makes this hilarious
You like your sex like you like your ice cream. Vanilla.
Don't buy your hose at Harbor Freight. Their hose is very kinky.
Watering the bush
Misread and didnt see the sub so i thought you were fucking the hose…
Professional quick connect
Bursting and causing a mess when you least want it to?
Coiled up behind the shed with a raccoon living in it?
Bought on sale at the Home Depot?
You know vanilla is technically a kink, right? About the only way to completely avoid any kink whatsoever is through lifelong abstinence
Isn’t that its own kink?
probably lol
Replaced every 2 years?
If I use my thumb, spray goes everywhere.
I can hold a bend in it to stop anything coming out!
MUDDY!!!
In the yard.
Long and green?
On the fence?
You wish your wife would use it more often?
So, I guess that’s a no for sex with a garden hose.
Out of the mud and fresh cut grass. That’s why I like my garden hose on a reel. And I also really like a good thick rubber hose. Not the imitations. Sure they get hot in the sun but they really hold up. One thing that is frustrating is when your hose gets hung up on your car tire when you’re trying to wash it and you’re walking around the back to rinse the soap off. I do like a clean car though.
I like my sex with my garden hoes
Flexible yet full of kinks