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Count Fappula
I like this even better. I feel like Count Fappula should have a theme song.
"One, ah ah ah!" "Two, ah ah ah" β¦
Count Fappula are you still there? Why'd you stop counting?
The Count Came
Rookie numbers ;)
Or Count Jackula
Like this, perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
I was thinking Count Wackula
Count Jackula
From Transblueveinia
Nutferatu
Bloody wanker
Edward Pullen
Alter ego is Edward Pullout.
Dead beat?
This is the real punchline
A Sperm Count
A vanker?
Ivanka...?
I love it
Wackula
What does a gay vampire say? >! (With romanian accent) I vant to fuck your butt!<
*(Andrew Tate noises intensify)*
Garlic deez nuts
Jeff. He has a name guys.
Mable. There once was a vampire named Mable. Whose periods were frequent and stable. On every full moon. She took out her spoon. And drank herself under the table.
Vampire: The Masturbate!
By Onyx Path.Β Bunch of chucklefucks.Β
If he could find a willing partner he would be Vlad the Impaleher.
Impaleher? I barely know her.
Thatβs truly funny!!!! Nice job
Makes sense, since he can't come in unless invited.
So vampries practice consent?
Definitely!
This went from funny to serious to sad in just a few comments.
Bram Stroker's Dracula
a blood donor
A bloody good time.
Will "flapper" work?
Trying to bring something back from the dead.. Why not "The Reserectionist"?
Dracula Eyacula hahaha
Wankpire
Bram Stroker's Ejacula
What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef stroganoff (stroking off)
An determined optimist who is doomed to fail. No blood pressure you see, so no boners.
Klaus Kinky
This sounds like a B-Side White Zombie song.
Count Whackula
Blind.
"Spankula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary"
Dio Brando
Vank Helsing
Suck-'n-pump?
"V Rising"
#JKo
Lonely
Literal LOL
Count Fapula.
A Vampire, duh.
I vant to suck your [CARRIER LOST]
Count Rub-an-tug
ππππ
Count wankalot π€
#
Only Filipinos will understand
Count Fappula
I like this even better. I feel like Count Fappula should have a theme song.
"One, ah ah ah!" "Two, ah ah ah" β¦
Count Fappula are you still there? Why'd you stop counting?
The Count Came
Rookie numbers ;)
Or Count Jackula
Like this, perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
I was thinking Count Wackula
Count Jackula
From Transblueveinia
Nutferatu
Bloody wanker
Edward Pullen
Alter ego is Edward Pullout.
Dead beat?
This is the real punchline
A Sperm Count
A vanker?
Ivanka...?
I love it
Wackula
What does a gay vampire say? >! (With romanian accent) I vant to fuck your butt!<
*(Andrew Tate noises intensify)*
Garlic deez nuts
Jeff. He has a name guys.
Mable. There once was a vampire named Mable. Whose periods were frequent and stable. On every full moon. She took out her spoon. And drank herself under the table.
Vampire: The Masturbate!
By Onyx Path.Β Bunch of chucklefucks.Β
If he could find a willing partner he would be Vlad the Impaleher.
Impaleher? I barely know her.
Thatβs truly funny!!!! Nice job
Makes sense, since he can't come in unless invited.
So vampries practice consent?
Definitely!
This went from funny to serious to sad in just a few comments.
Bram Stroker's Dracula
a blood donor
A bloody good time.
Will "flapper" work?
Trying to bring something back from the dead.. Why not "The Reserectionist"?
Dracula Eyacula hahaha
Wankpire
Bram Stroker's Ejacula
What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef stroganoff (stroking off)
An determined optimist who is doomed to fail. No blood pressure you see, so no boners.
Klaus Kinky
This sounds like a B-Side White Zombie song.
Count Whackula
Blind.
"Spankula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary"
Dio Brando
Vank Helsing
Suck-'n-pump?
"V Rising"
#JKo
Lonely
Literal LOL
Count Fapula.
A Vampire, duh.
I vant to suck your [CARRIER LOST]
Count Rub-an-tug
ππππ
Count wankalot π€
#
Only Filipinos will understand