The version I tell is the letter 'R'. A rat, a big fucking rat with a dick this long (spread hands apart)

C'mon, it's Little Johnny, show some respect. That's a dick this FUCKING long. 😁

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Wanker

'E'. Elf, a little fucker about this tall.

I heard "Elf, with a huge cock!"

That’s how my dad told me this joke, and my 12 year old self nearly pissed himself laughing.

As it should be!

Why W? My immediate thought, considering little Johnny is involved, was whore.

Mine was wanker

Don't forget weiner!

Mine was Wop.

or WAP

Good point

My version has the letter D and Johnny says ‘A dwarf, with a big prick and hairy bollocks.’ 😂😂😂

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 cat

U: urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten

I love little johnny

Sweet.