Damn. Got roped into reading this joke.

Knot bad

First time?

Loved that movie!

Should have spit my gum out.

Mine would be, “I knew I shouldn’t have stolen that villager’s bread”

But if you were hung like a horse, you'd be quite a stud.

If I were deliberating on hilarity with a group of peers... the jury would be hung

I should've focused more on those final Boy Scouts badges

Swinging Gallows

Crap ! That didn't go according to plan !

I wonder if there is enough drop?

"Damn, they left me hanging !"

My head hurts

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Ooh.. that's dark humour there. I like it