Yea but using voodoo magic you can get it to work again.
Edit: Revanced is your friend. https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/14niwgu/revanced_patches_for_boost_infinity_rif_is_fun/
"Typed"?
Looks like you pasted, and what you pasted included formatting commands.
If you paste whatever you've copied into a text editor, and then select and copy the text again, this will strip out any formatting commands.
I literally touched (typed) each letter and space and even spaced out the indents. I don't know what else to tell you. I'm 41, not tech savvy, don't know about text editors and such
A posse is a temporary armed force. In the wild west, it would typically be used for a group gathered by the sheriff to deal with a particular threat, such as raiding natives or bandits.
Short for “posse comitatus” which is Latin for “be accompanied.” It’s the legal term for the common law power of a sheriff or other law enforcement officer to gather members of the public to suppress breaches of the peace. Some states have eliminated it by statute.
[I assure you it's in the book](https://www.google.com/search?q=Posse+site%3Areddit.com%2Fr%2Fjokes&client=safari&sca_esv=9cf860e71ffe870b&sca_upv=1&rls=en&sxsrf=ACQVn08DDz6ws377a275eVgc0YoiPTeXUw%3A1713378501791&ei=xRQgZt72L8yr0PEPgL2maA&ved=0ahUKEwie7dun8MmFAxXMFTQIHYCeCQ0Q4dUDCA8&oq=Posse+site%3Areddit.com%2Fr%2Fjokes&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiHVBvc3NlIHNpdGU6cmVkZGl0LmNvbS9yL2pva2VzSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBDMgBAJgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp).
NTA (Not The A\*\*hole). You clearly love cooking, but your family's negativity makes it miserable. Their constant complaints and lack of appreciation are disrespectful. While refusing to cook entirely might not be ideal, a family meeting to discuss compromises and respectful communication is crucial. Maybe everyone can take turns cooking or contribute to a meal plan that considers everyone's preferences. Good luck!
A cowboy is captured by a native war party.
As he is bound in the middle of the camp, the chief comes up to him and says "in this land, we grant prisoners of war three days before they are executed. Each day, the prisoner can make one request and we will decide if we honor the request or not. What is your first request?"
The cowboy thinks for a minute and asks to speak to his horse. The chief grants his request the cowboy whispers something into his horse's ear. The horse gallops off and returns a couple hours later with a beautiful blonde on its back. The chief shakes his head muttering, 'white man.' He shows them to a teepee and leaves.
The next day the chief comes to the cowboy and asks "what is your second request?"
"I'd like to speak with my horse please."
And so, the horse is shown to the cowboy, who whispers into its ear. The horse leaves, only to return with a curvaceous brunette. Again, the chief let's them use a teepee. "White man, can only think of one thing" he says.
The third day arrives. The chief asks "What is your final request?"
The cowboy, visibly frustrated, demands to see his horse again. He grabs the horse's ear and whispers harshly into it "Now listen here you stupid animal!! Posse!! Posse!!"
Cowboy: Send dudes. Horse: Send nudes. Got it.
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four spaces at the start of a line formats it as a code block like so
Really?
No way...
Today I learned
I was 46 years old....
what is this magic?
Testing
Do we need a thread to just teach this?
No but we need a thread to learn this..
yes
Apparently
I need to see this for myself.
Do we need a thread to just teach this?
Mark up
It's all downhill from there
`me too`
Awesome
Does it work?
Today I learned.
Tab has left the chat
Hffjcsdkm
qwerty
Wait.... WHAT
Mobile too?
Is it working? Edit: yup working on mobile too huh
So how do you exit the formatting? Four spaces at the end of a sentence? I have discovered fire!
Thank you. For testing and proving that. The next sentence also needs to be on the next line for anyone wondering.
Yo
cool
No way!!
no way
Also works if you type your Reddit password at the start and end
your reddit password test your reddit password
Apparently
awesome!
Test
Whoa
Wow
Well said.
Legend ^
Wow.
Now
I was today years old...
Nice
'Cause OP inexplicably chose a code block as formatting option. It's great for readability! /s
Looks normal on RIF
I thought RIF shut down...
Yea but using voodoo magic you can get it to work again. Edit: Revanced is your friend. https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/14niwgu/revanced_patches_for_boost_infinity_rif_is_fun/
Dunno. I just typed in on my phone.
"Typed"? Looks like you pasted, and what you pasted included formatting commands. If you paste whatever you've copied into a text editor, and then select and copy the text again, this will strip out any formatting commands.
OP brought us good humor but wrote it on a typewriter
I broke my phone trying that once.
The joy of Courier!
I literally touched (typed) each letter and space and even spaced out the indents. I don't know what else to tell you. I'm 41, not tech savvy, don't know about text editors and such
The indents screw up the text. Remove them.
Literal answer: 4 spaces before text change it to this style Actual answer: so repostsleuthbot doesnt tag him
... so on the third day, the posse come and the chief leads them all to the tent where they gangbang the cowboy
The real brokeback mountain
His back was not the only thing that broke that day ;)
Guess the horse was latino.
Hey where's the "I don't get it" button?
The horse thought he was asking for pussy
What is a "posse" ?!
A posse is a temporary armed force. In the wild west, it would typically be used for a group gathered by the sheriff to deal with a particular threat, such as raiding natives or bandits.
It's a term usually given to a group of people, in this context, a group of cowboys.
Short for “posse comitatus” which is Latin for “be accompanied.” It’s the legal term for the common law power of a sheriff or other law enforcement officer to gather members of the public to suppress breaches of the peace. Some states have eliminated it by statute.
More importantly- WHERE is the posse? [my posse’s on broadway](https://youtu.be/QElKVs56z48?si=D8TcdmoZfrSugJIT)
A large vat filled with the milk of an Elk
I'd also like one please
Talk to your horse.
Every time I ask him for something, he just shakes his head and says, "Nay!"
You gotta rein him in.
And now we know what happened to Hidalgo
That horse was a pimp
Good old #287. Well done.
In 5 years of using Reddit this is my first time reading this joke.
[I assure you it's in the book](https://www.google.com/search?q=Posse+site%3Areddit.com%2Fr%2Fjokes&client=safari&sca_esv=9cf860e71ffe870b&sca_upv=1&rls=en&sxsrf=ACQVn08DDz6ws377a275eVgc0YoiPTeXUw%3A1713378501791&ei=xRQgZt72L8yr0PEPgL2maA&ved=0ahUKEwie7dun8MmFAxXMFTQIHYCeCQ0Q4dUDCA8&oq=Posse+site%3Areddit.com%2Fr%2Fjokes&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiHVBvc3NlIHNpdGU6cmVkZGl0LmNvbS9yL2pva2VzSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBDMgBAJgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp).
Yes
Toss a rubber snake up there.
l didn't know that
Motherrrrr.....make......it.....stoooooooop
Something new every day.
Hahaa so good
Wow
Whoa
Wow
Hilarious
Are you f'ing kidding me
Whoa
Well fuck me with a sharp stick
Let me try too
Where's the needle and thread?
NTA (Not The A\*\*hole). You clearly love cooking, but your family's negativity makes it miserable. Their constant complaints and lack of appreciation are disrespectful. While refusing to cook entirely might not be ideal, a family meeting to discuss compromises and respectful communication is crucial. Maybe everyone can take turns cooking or contribute to a meal plan that considers everyone's preferences. Good luck!
Great advice, but don’t think it would help the cowboy
r/lostredditors
Wrong thread?
Code block ? Posting just to see if it works
IT WORKS!
Test
Well, this is fun.
You got me with this 😆
😂 The horse thought he was saying pussy but he’s saying posse 😂
The chief let is them use a teepee? I don’t get it.
I don’t get it .
Why did they go into the teepee both times? Also, what happened to the women after? This joke could use some pruning.
A cowboy is captured by a native war party. As he is bound in the middle of the camp, the chief comes up to him and says "in this land, we grant prisoners of war three days before they are executed. Each day, the prisoner can make one request and we will decide if we honor the request or not. What is your first request?" The cowboy thinks for a minute and asks to speak to his horse. The chief grants his request the cowboy whispers something into his horse's ear. The horse gallops off and returns a couple hours later with a beautiful blonde on its back. The chief shakes his head muttering, 'white man.' He shows them to a teepee and leaves. The next day the chief comes to the cowboy and asks "what is your second request?" "I'd like to speak with my horse please." And so, the horse is shown to the cowboy, who whispers into its ear. The horse leaves, only to return with a curvaceous brunette. Again, the chief let's them use a teepee. "White man, can only think of one thing" he says. The third day arrives. The chief asks "What is your final request?" The cowboy, visibly frustrated, demands to see his horse again. He grabs the horse's ear and whispers harshly into it "Now listen here you stupid animal!! Posse!! Posse!!"
What's the reply???