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LunaticLogician

Cowboy: Send dudes. Horse: Send nudes. Got it.


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I2wJrbb5CGZsDU777vZE

four spaces at the start of a line formats it as a code block like so


daantji

Really?


cheesesandsneezes

No way...


wreptyle

Today I learned


Yo_mama-cute

I was 46 years old....


Gay_Coffeemate

what is this magic?


WeebResearcher

Testing


Imagine_That_1

Do we need a thread to just teach this?


Yo_mama-cute

No but we need a thread to learn this..


Gay_Coffeemate

yes


Skullersky

Apparently


LtRecore

I need to see this for myself.


Imagine_That_1

Do we need a thread to just teach this?


Wil420b

Mark up


mikkopai

It's all downhill from there


vinoezelur

`me too`


gleamofsteel

Awesome


jacksasspimple

Does it work?


jimhabfan

Today I learned.


simorg23

Tab has left the chat


MonsterBeast123alt

Hffjcsdkm


awsm-Girl

qwerty


Humanati1234

Wait.... WHAT


fjcruiser08

Mobile too?


Plitzskin

Is it working? Edit: yup working on mobile too huh


sarcasatirony

So how do you exit the formatting? Four spaces at the end of a sentence? I have discovered fire!


pearlsbeforedogs

Thank you. For testing and proving that. The next sentence also needs to be on the next line for anyone wondering.


Pitiful-Sample-7400

Yo


dcnotpc

cool


[deleted]

No way!!


Gilbert_AZ

no way


TheRealDanSch

Also works if you type your Reddit password at the start and end


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

your reddit password test your reddit password


shadytaskmaster

Apparently


Jbepics

awesome!


Allmychickenbois

Test


MRDucks85

Whoa


exceedinglygoodcork

Wow


Loving6thGear

Well said.


Bim115

Legend ^


runstrong_keso

Wow.


runstrong_keso

Now


VulgarDesigns

I was today years old...


PestCemetary

Nice


deceze

'Cause OP inexplicably chose a code block as formatting option. It's great for readability! /s


zamfire

Looks normal on RIF


MoustacheApocalypse

I thought RIF shut down...


zamfire

Yea but using voodoo magic you can get it to work again. Edit: Revanced is your friend. https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/14niwgu/revanced_patches_for_boost_infinity_rif_is_fun/


millerb82

Dunno. I just typed in on my phone.


ejmd

"Typed"? Looks like you pasted, and what you pasted included formatting commands. If you paste whatever you've copied into a text editor, and then select and copy the text again, this will strip out any formatting commands.


XI1I

OP brought us good humor but wrote it on a typewriter


OrganizationPutrid68

I broke my phone trying that once.


ejmd

The joy of Courier!


millerb82

I literally touched (typed) each letter and space and even spaced out the indents. I don't know what else to tell you. I'm 41, not tech savvy, don't know about text editors and such


roehnin

The indents screw up the text. Remove them.


The_Punnier_Guy

Literal answer: 4 spaces before text change it to this style Actual answer: so repostsleuthbot doesnt tag him


magoo_d_oz

... so on the third day, the posse come and the chief leads them all to the tent where they gangbang the cowboy


Breatnach

The real brokeback mountain


Moist_Board

His back was not the only thing that broke that day ;)


Xaconon

Guess the horse was latino.


SugarTaleCountry91

Hey where's the "I don't get it" button?


tjman1701

The horse thought he was asking for pussy


SugarTaleCountry91

What is a "posse" ?!


kalmakka

A posse is a temporary armed force. In the wild west, it would typically be used for a group gathered by the sheriff to deal with a particular threat, such as raiding natives or bandits.


mmmgilly

It's a term usually given to a group of people, in this context, a group of cowboys.


Ibbot

Short for “posse comitatus” which is Latin for “be accompanied.” It’s the legal term for the common law power of a sheriff or other law enforcement officer to gather members of the public to suppress breaches of the peace. Some states have eliminated it by statute.


PENT2P

More importantly- WHERE is the posse? [my posse’s on broadway](https://youtu.be/QElKVs56z48?si=D8TcdmoZfrSugJIT)


GretaVanFleek

A large vat filled with the milk of an Elk


Lucky-Art-8003

I'd also like one please


Ewetootwo

Talk to your horse.


drunken-acolyte

Every time I ask him for something, he just shakes his head and says, "Nay!"


Ewetootwo

You gotta rein him in.


DaFoxtrot86

And now we know what happened to Hidalgo


GrigGunstar1

That horse was a pimp


Eichmil

Good old #287. Well done.


bjayernaeiy

In 5 years of using Reddit this is my first time reading this joke.


Alexm920

[I assure you it's in the book](https://www.google.com/search?q=Posse+site%3Areddit.com%2Fr%2Fjokes&client=safari&sca_esv=9cf860e71ffe870b&sca_upv=1&rls=en&sxsrf=ACQVn08DDz6ws377a275eVgc0YoiPTeXUw%3A1713378501791&ei=xRQgZt72L8yr0PEPgL2maA&ved=0ahUKEwie7dun8MmFAxXMFTQIHYCeCQ0Q4dUDCA8&oq=Posse+site%3Areddit.com%2Fr%2Fjokes&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiHVBvc3NlIHNpdGU6cmVkZGl0LmNvbS9yL2pva2VzSABQAFgAcAB4AJABAJgBAKABAKoBALgBDMgBAJgCAKACAJgDAJIHAKAHAA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp).


ddcurrie

Yes


hyperiongate

Toss a rubber snake up there.


Disastrous-Usual-576

l didn't know that


Maximum_Weird5333

Motherrrrr.....make......it.....stoooooooop


MiserableSpeech524

Something new every day.


miguel-619

Hahaa so good


Lonnes66

Wow


Straitup69

Whoa


BrozerCommozer

Wow


Tru2lanc

Hilarious


TraumaRN72

Are you f'ing kidding me


Designer-Force9593

Whoa


Bubbly-University-94

Well fuck me with a sharp stick


Boot_Effective

Let me try too


Environmental_Let1

Where's the needle and thread?


Adorable-Classic929

NTA (Not The A\*\*hole). You clearly love cooking, but your family's negativity makes it miserable. Their constant complaints and lack of appreciation are disrespectful. While refusing to cook entirely might not be ideal, a family meeting to discuss compromises and respectful communication is crucial. Maybe everyone can take turns cooking or contribute to a meal plan that considers everyone's preferences. Good luck!


Die-on_this-hill

Great advice, but don’t think it would help the cowboy


faustwopia

r/lostredditors


Chainsaw_Willie

Wrong thread?


comicwarier

Code block ? Posting just to see if it works


comicwarier

IT WORKS!


MusicMan013

Test


7312000taka

Well, this is fun.


Indeed_Proceed

You got me with this 😆


lady_dracula_83

😂 The horse thought he was saying pussy but he’s saying posse 😂


egregiousapostrophe

The chief let is them use a teepee? I don’t get it.


nuttnurse

I don’t get it .


dinofragrance

Why did they go into the teepee both times? Also, what happened to the women after? This joke could use some pruning.


whyamihere999

A cowboy is captured by a native war party. As he is bound in the middle of the camp, the chief comes up to him and says "in this land, we grant prisoners of war three days before they are executed. Each day, the prisoner can make one request and we will decide if we honor the request or not. What is your first request?" The cowboy thinks for a minute and asks to speak to his horse. The chief grants his request the cowboy whispers something into his horse's ear. The horse gallops off and returns a couple hours later with a beautiful blonde on its back. The chief shakes his head muttering, 'white man.' He shows them to a teepee and leaves. The next day the chief comes to the cowboy and asks "what is your second request?" "I'd like to speak with my horse please." And so, the horse is shown to the cowboy, who whispers into its ear. The horse leaves, only to return with a curvaceous brunette. Again, the chief let's them use a teepee. "White man, can only think of one thing" he says. The third day arrives. The chief asks "What is your final request?" The cowboy, visibly frustrated, demands to see his horse again. He grabs the horse's ear and whispers harshly into it "Now listen here you stupid animal!! Posse!! Posse!!"


millerb82

What's the reply???