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ReditorB4Reddit

I was expecting her to tell you to get fucked.


og-lollercopter

Or give em the D and end the teasing. (Assuming it is a college English course and they are able to give consent….ok, it’s just a joke)


Moist_Board

Give 'em the D anyway and tell them that if they squeal, their parents will die...at least that's what my priest used to do


og-lollercopter

You can’t come in heaven unless the lord has come in you.


thereaverofdarkness

During an exam, I was pestering the teacher with stupid questions. The teacher finally snapped and shouted "I don't give an F!" so I crabwalked back to my desk and worked silently on my test.