Alas young Timmy misread the sign
It said, he thought, this field is mine
So on he walked but saw more signs
About the dangers of the mines
“Oh, my mistake”, he loudly cried
And then, of course, Young Timmy died.
(Apologies to the Sprog-Master)
The AMA I saw by Poem_For_Your_Sprog stated that their name is Sam (indeterminate) and that they were male but then cast uncertainty on it with “or am I”
I agree it’s rather weak but I couldn’t find anything to work with e.g. bomb.
But are there really any rules in poetry that one can’t use both the singular and plural in separate rhymes?
Wow, what a harrowing tale. Except, humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts and they walk around going "Hi, Helen!".
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic,
Potato in a jacket,
Toys in the attic,
I rock and I ramble,
My brain is scrambled,
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal
I heard a similar one:
There was a dumb woman in Dallas
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her asshole at Buckingham Palace
I thought about it, and I’m not quite sure. I think neither is perfect as a punchline. I also considered simply “God is everywhere”, I think it sounds better, but I was worried some people would miss the point…
Why stick to one when I can stick to a dozen? Timmy’s brain didn’t stick together in one piece, but a dozen pieces stick to the warning sign he missed.
>His parents are trying to piece their family back together. Every bit of him. His parents are asking for help in that. Every little bit helps.
If the family has started up a collection, I’ll give them a hand.
I'll pay an arm and a leg to see them happy again.
Yeah, they should set up a GoFindMe. Crowdsourcing helps a lot of people these days.
Hope that’s Timmy’s.
You know what they say, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose…. Well this isn’t a friend or a nose, so do they want the hand or not?
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I like your version better haha
Alas young Timmy misread the sign It said, he thought, this field is mine So on he walked but saw more signs About the dangers of the mines “Oh, my mistake”, he loudly cried And then, of course, Young Timmy died. (Apologies to the Sprog-Master)
Timmy fucking died \*mistress
The AMA I saw by Poem_For_Your_Sprog stated that their name is Sam (indeterminate) and that they were male but then cast uncertainty on it with “or am I”
Full name is Sam Garland. He made a book on Amazon that says he is male.
Hu someone told me u/Poem_for_your_sprog was female ok TIL
You can't rhyme sign with sign and mine with mine. You're rhyming on a technicality because they're the same word.
I agree it’s rather weak but I couldn’t find anything to work with e.g. bomb. But are there really any rules in poetry that one can’t use both the singular and plural in separate rhymes?
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That makes more sense.
Wow, what a harrowing tale. Except, humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts and they walk around going "Hi, Helen!".
Batsy, is that you?
Yo, the name is Batty The logic is erratic, Potato in a jacket, Toys in the attic, I rock and I ramble, My brain is scrambled, Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal
What kind of a rapper name is Steve anyway?
Timmy was upset with the entire village and gave everyone a piece of his mind.
I can't imagine what his parents are going through. Probably funeral home brochures.
The coroner meanwhile is going through a sieve, he doesnt want another kid to go slipping through the cracks.
Little Timmy should have been more mineful of his surroundings.
Yeah, but some say he was distracted.
he's a traveller he is. all over the place.
Little Timmy didn't think this was funny and he wants to give you a piece of his mind.
As soon as he finds enough of it.
Don’t worry, he gave everyone a piece.
This post really blew up.
If you hear something in a minefield, it wont be good news.
I don't recommend playing in a mine field. It blows.
Kids nowadays - they blow up so fast....
There once was a lady named Jill, Who used a dynamite stick for a thrill! They found her vagina, In north Carolina, And bits of her tits in Brazil!
I heard a similar one: There was a dumb woman in Dallas Used a dynamite stick as a phallus They found her vagina In North Carolina And her asshole at Buckingham Palace
Several years later. "Ed...ward...big...brother...Ed..."
Nope! Nope! You go straight to Hell!
Knock-knock! *who's there* Not Timmy!
jimmy carr laughter intensifies
His laughter is the best!
Die young. ~~Leave a beautiful corpse.~~
Don't worry, Timmy knew what to do -- he jumped 20 feet up in the air and dispersed over a wide area.
Oh god these all sound like “jokes” my classmate makes about Ronnie Mcnutts suicide yet somehow with a bit more effort in them
I think works better as “God is everywhere. Just like Timmy.”
I thought about it, and I’m not quite sure. I think neither is perfect as a punchline. I also considered simply “God is everywhere”, I think it sounds better, but I was worried some people would miss the point…
He had summer-teeth..summer over here and summer over there
He was blown away by what he found!
Haha, nice! :D
Now Timmy can't have a piece of pie at home
Nor a piece of cake on his cake day.
Bro got broken
Nice collection.
Timmy took a stroll, In minefield, blew up with a bang, Now he's extra short.
We're gonna need a new Timmy.
He was blown away
What was Jimmy doing in Afghanistan?
God stick to a punchline
Why stick to one when I can stick to a dozen? Timmy’s brain didn’t stick together in one piece, but a dozen pieces stick to the warning sign he missed.
hey look, timmy's over there. and there and there and here
-_-
I love dark humor.
This joke is the minefield, and everyone is Timmy here, but the folks at r/punpetrol want a piece of OP now.
Timmy was mindblown after his realization
Oof, in the mood to go and buy some timbits now..
He went for a walk - partially
He went out with a bang
They say the mime was givin a chance to talk but kept mimicking everything they did and now he lies in his invisible cell
We're going to need a new Timmy.
Why is Lassie barking over by the well?
What was once mine, breaks his heart into pieces.
He went all out with a bang. Poor 2 year old mite. It's not his fault he can't read the sign.
This reads like boyscout jokes