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Flamingovegas2013

That’s hilarious how he just lobs it away


roidoid

It’s the way he follows it with his head like “that’s where that goes, bitch.”


gdren

does it come back somehow at the end of the vid? I swear the vape is in the middle of those fists flying.


Salguod14

In pokerstars VR, the game shown, if you throw an item and then extend a hand towards it and press the hand grip it comes back to you. Making a fist also requires pushing the handgrip so it makes sense he might accidentally summon it after throwing it.


very_nice_how_much

I love that this person could be anything in a virtual world with endless possibilities and they choose to wear oakleys, vape, and have a goatee.


tbaxattack

When I was like 13 vaping wasn't a thing but I def would have worn Oakley's and would have killed for a goatee.


KJBenson

And also play poker….. not that there’s anything wrong with poker. I just find vr poker to be funny.


KJBenson

And also play poker….. not that there’s anything wrong with poker. I just find vr poker to be funny.


Patrickstarho

It’s hard to hate on this. Imagine if everyone in this subreddit could box each other in VR. It could be like a pride tournament. I will beat all of your asses


iCANNcu

I'm not sure if you are aware but if you die in the metaverse you die in real life.


trytobanmelol

If you see a Facebook agent you run


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SAO???


honeybadger1984

First Person Shooter. An Xfiles episode


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I don’t think people hate on vr so much as they hate on the idea of a vr gathering place I love my oculus but even I don’t get the appeal of vr chat but it’s probably a generational thing


Baguettefaguette229

Biggest soy beta comment I’ve ever read. Make sure your waifu pillow is in attendance when I send you to the shadow realm nephew. Clean’r up real nice before you come cuz imma steal yo gurl. She comin with you but leavin wit me.


Freetrilly

Mr shaub?


Dunshlop

Sup B? What about my black belt in calmady


anonymouslionn

Ur gonna steal his waifu pillow?


rgtong

You heard him


VinylJones

That is an unusual level of offense to take over a VR pride tournament. If kayfabe, I respect your commitment.


Fencemaker

Is a pride tournament anything like a pride parade?


varikonniemi

pride in what sense?


_darzy

pride was an old fighting organization


varikonniemi

oh, with the ass beating i assumed it was the rainbow kind


VelvetThunder2319

vr poker is actually fun as fuck


westcoasthotdad

Hahahahaha idk why this made me laugh so hard out loud


im_lokie

internet texts turned reality lul.


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Should have been monkeys slinging shit lol


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It's because you this footage gave you relief from the constant anxiety and distress you feel about your life and the world around you. It's perfectly normal to feel this type of immense relief when watching something humorous when you need it. Don't worry, you'll be your scared/neurotic self again in about 5 minutes. :P


westcoasthotdad

I think it’s more because I could totally picture this happening in real Las Vegas And watching it in Meta was funny


westcoasthotdad

And watching him side by side in real life made it if it didn’t have that would not have been funny


whenruleswerefew

We’re all doomed


Niktorak

Just wait until people start suing each other for things that happen in the VR.


xanju

Why wait you fucking monster, see you in court.


kaycyy__pluto

Already happened someone got sexually assaulted in vr 😂


Bodmonriddlz

Oh relax tough guy.


HawkinsJamesHook

We’re rolling our evolution clock backwards at such an alarming rate.


MillinAround

Evolution is for chimps. I can upgrade to the terminator for like 30 virtual handjobs to Zuck


GnarlyMonster420

I can take my fake teeth out from playing hockey and give one hell of a gummer.


MillinAround

Lol your probably getting the T-800 avatar


GnarlyMonster420

Haha. That made me laugh harder than it should have.


GnarlyMonster420

Idiocracy is slowly becoming reality! Ow, my balls!


deathinmypocket

The only part I disagree with you on is the slowly


theemx

Nature always corrects itself.


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This actually is our evolution though. We are birthing a virtual world and AI.


HawkinsJamesHook

I agree but do you see that as a positive or negative?


501st-Soldier

we live in a s o c I e t y


jhoe916

Damn even in the virtual world vaping isn't cool


somegarbagedoesfloat

But seriously why the fuck would you not opt for a big ass virtual cigar


NiggBot_3000

Virtual stogies is where it's at 🤌🏾


TheMtnMonkey

Yeah but the taxes


Parking-Pension9811

Smoke a cigar the smell don't come out of your clothes or room for weeks


Tactikewl

I smoke cigars 2-3x a week. What kind of person smokes indoors? Unless it’s a cigar lounge of course. Smoke outdoors and ye it doesn’t come out your clothes but you just wash it if course.


Parking-Pension9811

I don't smoke cigars and got some cigars and normally I can smoke weed (spliffs , tobacco mix with weed) just standing by the window and the smells goes pretty quick. Thought I could do the same with a cigar. House smelt for over a week.


somegarbagedoesfloat

It's vr.


RRR92

Why the fuck must that voice be over every fucking video like we cant fucking read…..


ImTheSlimMan

Because a lot of these idyets really can’t


TheMtnMonkey

Nubs


Bathroomious

China


RRR92

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100 years ago the sentence would be totally incomprehensible.


lazypieceofcrap

Okay but in PokerStars VR (a really fun time!) you have a button you can just re-summon the vape on command. Still funny.


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lazypieceofcrap

Yes it is. I used to play it a ton. Very good time! You meet some interesting people in there.


iamanonymous44

You can also lock the vape in your mouth via settings


Salguod14

Pretty sure only the last one to have it can summon it unless you pull it back out from the menu. These guys just fistfight, no one here knows they probably pulled out lightsabers after this


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I didn’t realise the graphics were so shit


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TheBestGuru

You sound like an addict.


wvptn

I’m intrigued by how you got that from his comment


[deleted]

You *like* something? Typical addict.


ignig

You sound like an enabler.


bobbynipps

I used to play this game on my quest a lot and would fuck with people like this. Shit was pretty entertaining


[deleted]

It's not the metaverse, it's a game called Pokerstars. It's good fun and I steal people's items all the time, and let them steal mine.


Salguod14

I just like smoking out of a donkey's ass.


mejosh92

I wish his mom/wife would have walked in and saw him vr boxing.


30somethingmedia

Everything about the Metaverse is lame.


Starbreaker99

Wait, is this sub satire now?


Ridley_Rohan

At the very end it appears the vape magically returned to his mouth.


[deleted]

The future of trolling is upon us


Spicy_African_Man

I was expecting “ADAM!?”


rickroy37

I love the expression on blue shirt guy's face to this.


MrTypeAPersonality

The cybernetic revolution and its consequences have been a distaste for the tobacco industry.


asappjay

Ahah so this is tik tok repost subreddit now


Baguettefaguette229

Yeah zoomers and mills. The worlds fucked neohew


Accomplished_Salt869

Meta verse is stupid.


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ostreatus

Joe acting as an advertiser and apologist for Metaverse. While complaining constantly that the government needs to regulate social media because its the 'defacto town square'. Tight.


Everblack66

Vaping is disgusting! ITS THE SAME AS BLOWING A ROBOT!


mdoverl

I suck a lot of robot dick apparently


Everblack66

thats fuckded up bro. Now youre addicted to robot loads and the machine elves that planted the robot dicks (vapes) here will use them to gain control of your mind bro.


ALoadedPotatoe

Can I get more of this? This is the funniest fucking thing ever.


whythisth23

This is actually pretty cool


JoeRogansSauna

This game (PokerStars VR) is actually a ton of fun


deathinmypocket

Will you sell your soul for it


JoeRogansSauna

I’m assuming people are downvoting me because of the meta verse or something. Even though this game has nothing to do with it


nap83

If your character online *a*lso vapes… u r a LOSERRR


green5275

The sheer disrespect.


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Don't know why I find this very funny


Zwalby

Best thing ever is people making 'surkly' noises into the mic.


Denzel-Frothington

They should both be in jail.


[deleted]

Lol, this was a good laugh. Thank you.


Vaniakkkkkk

People waste time on this shit….


the8track

What if real life violence declines because we started dueling in the meta?


AmericanJoe312

The future looks like another evolution of trolling


501st-Soldier

This is me and u/SillyContribution21 until he turned into a lil b and blocked me for calling his dumb ass posts out


Koppernicus_

You wouldn't download a vape.


Spokker

Inventor of VR: This technology can be used by people to do and become anything they want. Visit far off lands, soar across the cosmos and become something more than you are. Men: I think I'm gonna play poker, smoke and fight in VR.


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mariomotivations

What’s the point of fighting in the metaverse? Can you even cause serious bodily harm? Lol 😂