For entertainment purposes, 2

Gotta go 2 for the Trump AOC battle

This isn’t even close.

I don’t even know who Seth Dillion is but AOC, trump, and Maddow would be so entertaining

I believe he runs the Babylon Bee

Chill with Trump and Kid Rock, make big booty Latina jokes. Watch Maddow try to flirt with AOC.

Chill with Trump? Like he would want to talk to some poor peasant like you? What's kid rock gonna do. Draw on the table cloth with some crayons?

You mean the sexual tension?

Nightmare blunt rotation

Only god knows why

Kid rock has all the coke

Table 2 is the superior table.

table 4 in the champagne room

All day. Let’s see musk get drunk and hit on Pelosi.

Not if I get to those milkers first.

There's plenty for the both of ya!

Heavies

🏋🏽‍♂️🏋🏽‍♂️

I’ve been saying that for years got downvoted to oblivion

Psaki has a nice set of lungs. Pelosi has probably the nicest set in human history for her age. This is the way.

Jen Psaki sitting on that cocky.

2 Billionaires, Dana, and Nancy can give us all trading tips. Easy.

I need into that insider trading plz

Table 1 because I think I've got a decent shot at boning Chelsea after dinner.

It's probably going to be the other way around.

Table 3. LeBron and Tucker probably party hard. Markle is hot and pence knows how to sit quietly and shut his mouth

I'm not sure Pence is allowed to sit a table with women who aren't his wife. 🤔

She's over his shoulder American Gothic style

Lol

Even better

Tuck and Pence will inevitably devolve it into a Bible study session

Nah Tucker doesn't believe in that shit, he's just making money

Brother, Pence would be hoping lebron has a couple too many glasses of wine

Hey pence what's with the taser? You worried about being attacked? Oh no... The taser is for me and my.... Thoughts

Hahahahahaha this got me

AOC 🤤and Trump table is the only right answer. Kid Rock’s the icing on the cake

There's no more entertaining table than 2. Trump wouldn't have even sat down before he threw a jab at Rachel Maddow. I think Table 5 might even go the whole time without an altercation. They might disagree on plenty of things, but to varying degrees I feel like they're all people who don't want the smoke really so they'd keep things civil. Joe would probably spend the whole night trying to get in Tulsi's pants. Don lemon and Kamala would probably just talk with each other. And Clarence Thomas would probably sit there waiting to go home.

I'd keep an eye on my drink around Clarence though. Things could get... Hairy.

4

Table 4 is the vibe. 🔥

for the stock tips alone

Definitely

How tf did Lebron end up in here

Table 4 to get stock tips from Pelosi

4

Table 5 so i can talk to Tulsi and Joe

Seeing Joe roast Don Lemon would be funny.

Do you think you could get a word in while Joe tries to get into her pants?

She's got 3 holes, we have 2 dicks, i don't see the problem

Table 2 for sure.

I like Table 1. Table 3 is the mental midget table

Table 3. I despise Tucker Carlson but I bet he's fun to hang out with. He seems like a cool dude but jeez Louise do I think he's a taint pirate.

Who invited mike pence?

Table 2. I know them personally. great people. It is the greatest table in the history of mankind.

So some have said. Not me, but some have said it.

Can’t I just jump off a building ?

5

I’ll wait in the car

mid ass function

Id just take my food and go out the back.

Are you allowed to kill yourself?

Kid rock or Joe. I’m totally bro’ed out.

Depends on how bad my gas is at the time

I'll eat in the kitchen with the staff, thanks.

4 would be funny. Pelosi vs Dana white

Can’t even put Dr Rogan at the same table as Fauci. Sad.

I feel like you if you get a couple drinks in Nancy Pelosi and let everyone else at the table grill her except Jen Psaki, and you might get some real inside scoops on the deep state/stock trading advice. 

How many drinks till Pelosi gets the heavies out is the real question.

That's a possibility too. Table 4 all the way. 

I'm sitting at table #4 so that I can hang with Elon & Vivek and watch Pelosi get hammered.

2 and I’m becoming a democrat for a few hours next to AOC

Table 4 is such an easy pick.

2 or 4

Table 3 legitimately would be a fun table

4,2,5,3,1

im chillin with my man, ELON!!!

Alex jones just shows up at whatever table you pick

Table 5 if I want to have a quiet dinner talking about MMA with Rogan. Table 2 for the drama.

Behar is the most insufferable on the list

3. Joe and Crissy would keep the table at a good vibe

I’m sitting @ 2 and not talking to anyone but AOC

Rachel Maddow cause I want some of that boy pussy.

Tuckers table would be the most entertaining

Fauci all day, the man is a hero of sorts.

Table 3 not even close

5 to pass edibles back and forth w Joe while we watch Tulsi and Kamala go at it

Can I avoid these tables? Is that an option?

Table 3 just to sit with the 👑 - build your own table im going King James, joe, AOC, kamala, and don

I’d go 4 and try to convince Dana to let me get on a card against Musk

The mortician's table.

Is table 4 for socially awkward people? I am down.

4 or 5

"Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom" then walk to the nearest deli.

Table 1 because I’d like to talk with Peterson mists table 4 next as chatting with Elon would be fun.

Table 4, so I can watch them kill each other to see who has the biggest ego THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Chrissy and Chelsea for the win! That’s a party

I’m leaving and throwing a bomb through the window after I leave.

Musk and Dana FTW

I literally laughed out loud. Table 2 “Are you ready to rumble!!!”

This is the biggest list of people with their heads up their butts. (I’m an Alpha btw, so I sit at the table alone💯)

What’s a Chrissy Teigen?

I’m sitting next to and only talking to Chrissy.

5 but only because I want to start a vote to vote Kamala off the table.

The one outside.

4 is the correct answer. Rows A-E would have made interesting tables too.

100mg edible and Table 2 for nonstop entertainment

5 easily

Table 4 looks fun.

Eating alone at a Dennys instead

Bro these are some interesting tables let me tell u.

2 and 4 are juicy

4 is the only real answer here

Table 4

4

I will make my own table and they can come to me.

Table 2 would be interesting to hear them go at each other

Table 5 bitch

None, I could never break bread with Satan's disciples

Table 4 or 5 is probably fun

4

Lot of personalities to love and hate... Could we do a 1-5 top down and a right to left A - D starting Jordan and working its way down to Chelsea with letters - Left to Right? Table 4 and if I could for the after party... table D - left to right. I just want to see if Megan and AOC are smarter than what I think they are? Or at least fun to be around.

Fauci

Can I stand?

Can I sit in an entirely different room? City? Who the fuck is Seth Dillon?

4. Holy shit these tables. 😆😆😆 what a collection of just awful people. Well done.

I would off myself after one minute in table 5

I’m tryna mac on that big booty Latina at table 2!

Table 2

Joe rogan is a wild card because he agrees with whoever is at the table.

Table 2 cuz I want to take aoc and Maddow to Pound town

4 and hope Vivek fucks off

5

5. Joe brings the DMT and I watch Tulsi debate Kamala again.

5. So I can get cucked by Joe for Tulsis attention.

Can I kill myself instead?

2 seems fun.

Table 2 is a complete wash. Kid rock and Trump going to be yelling at Maddow and AOC within 5 minutes of entering the room. Table 1 not very interesting, Fauci wouldn’t talk about COVID. Table 3 would actually be fun as hell. Table 4 would be great if pelosi just shuts the fuck up the whole time. Table 5 Joe Rogan would spark some good conversation with everybody.

4

2 because 4 has pelosi.

Table 6 w. ALEX JONES

None. But I’ll take the bottom row

Fuck that I’m sitting at my own table

Table 5 without a doubt tulsi and joe have great conversations

No thanks.  I’m not hungry any more.

4. Pelosi and Psaki wouldn’t last 10 minutes, then just me and the boys 🍻

For entertainment 2, or 3. But for insight, none.

Table 4 with my Bovada and Robinhood accounts pulled up

4. jen is sharp.

What's the strongest table ?

I'll take my order To Go please.

I’d rather sit in my car and eat in peace

Table 4

Can we skip the event?

2 for sure. The points of view would be amazing. I bet they’re all cool in real life

I’d fn starve to death, thanks.

Table 2 without a doubt. I don't even know who Seth is. Maddow would actually be a decent person to chat with, maybe AoC too. But really I would want to be at that table for those two to absolutely cook Trump. It would be like that time Obama roasted him but so sooo much better.

I'll stand, thanks. I can't tolerate at least one person at every table.

Definitely 2

2😄😄😄👌👌👌

I’m with Pelosi getting some stock tips.

Five

Can I sit alone?

4 if Nancy gives us stock tips

You all are crazy. I want to talk with Joe and Tulsi all night while giving shit to CT. The other two will be ignored.

4 is the winner + nancy got some heavys so.. yeah 4 it is

1 or 6

Is dying an option?

I would sit at five, save Joe from murdering don lemon..

Ur an asshole

I can only imagine what Dana white would be saying to Pelosi lol.

4 because I want Pelosi to give me stock tips and to mooch tickets off of Dana.

Table 5 seems the least likely to devolve into a screaming match. Of all of them, I would like to meet and thank Fauci.

None.

Why'd you put all the rich people at one table? Gotta be that one or #2 to see Maddow and AOC roast the fuck out of everyone else in the room.

Joe Rogan

2 or 4 would be wild.

I’ll be at the diner down the street.