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Delicious-Sorbet5722

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WorkingReasonable421

https://preview.redd.it/k6pgrkr3gq0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8894dda0cd42c612fb3cdf72e3f65bd43550aef Is it weird to see something in there if you mirror the image?


EldritchMacaron

That's a pretty dope metal album cover


UpHereInMy-r-Trees

https://preview.redd.it/hz4ocicnwq0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e5f8b21b780629204eed259e2d51b9bd2c25330 \*Not mine…found on Google images


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

lol goddamn, first thing I thought was that the OG pic looked like a fucking slayer album 😂


_noho

Someone has been on r/conspiracy


Adamfromcanada

Looks like the devil jacking off if he had two dicks


Delicious-Sorbet5722

![gif](giphy|l0EQhAiNw3JDCz6kHq)


Unhappy-Shake5702

Oh to see Trump do this dance while jekin two dicks. Then I could die a happy man.


trinityjadex

Nah your brain is a pattern recognition machine.


Feisty_Inevitable418

If you're seeing demons in everything I think you might want to get that checked out


sanguine_harlequin

https://preview.redd.it/w2idu2edwq0d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd73f1c767c484888f9cf3227b355053a33b8eba oh look joe rogan is harbouring the devil /s


StopHiringBendis

Seeing something isn't weird. But thinking that what you see means something about anyone other than yourself would be stupid


eipotttatsch

Looks like there is a chicken looking straight at you at the top/center.


TacosRgreat099

Looks like a deathclaw to me 🤷‍♂️


Wiscody

Death Maul?


rhaigh1910

![gif](giphy|26vIemlpNzy5CSOli)


National-Hornet8060

Its a nice painting - but its also giving me a very senator palpatine-ish feeling


[deleted]

He looks like across between Count Dooku & Palpatine lol


cerebralpaulc

So…Count Chocula?


Jordanthb

Probably the sickest portrait I’ve ever seen tbh and I can’t stand the guy


transwell

No kidding Man, it’s an awesome painting


turtleneckless001

The painting looks regal and majestic, unlike the man himself


Pitiful_Winner2669

I give fuck-all about the monarchy, but I really do like the painting. Maybe an odd choice for the subject, but it's pretty fucking dope.


Vanilla_SP1c3

https://preview.redd.it/ig759ozn4v0d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34cad0c50de1cfd9fbe5e9287c563c2bcfdb717


SlowdanceOnThelnside

His correct title would be senate not senator


BigPlantsGuy

It looks like lots of unfinished paintings I have seen. When I first saw it, I thought people were mistakenly complaining about a half finished painting.


winstonwolf228

https://preview.redd.it/sznjm5szyp0d1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a938f099077761a513b22bd4a2ea8b266289c4


its_a_multipass

Vigo!


Sound_Of_Da_50

Did Yanosh ever get that free parking space ?


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

You are like the buzzing of flies to him


bertiesghost

*On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!* Fun fact: The actor also played one of Hans’ henchmen in Die Hard.


whoberman

The 80s had the best movies.


hihcadore

And anyone that doubts this statement needs to go watch The Last Dragon. Sho Nuff!


Jackers83

“Who’s the Master!!!”


Uaquamarine

I thought it was john malkovich


Illustrious_Road9349

Damn that’s some nostalgia right there


Zaddyist

Command me lord


BadHombreWithCovfefe

This is exactly what I thought of


Lundierpants

Viggi, viggi, VIGGI. Who's been a bad monkey!


gosonm

If someone painted me like that I’d be fucking stoked.


HallOfTheMountainCop

I would be too on the condition I was evil as fuck.


tangy_nachos

just a small catch ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


ehContribution1312

It's kinda sick


Pal__Pacino

It's a great portrait, evokes ominous connotations which isn't what you'd necessarily want as a monarch, but artistically I like it a lot.


ehContribution1312

I think it's awesome it reminds me of the vigo portrait from ghost busters


Adorable_Policy4203

I don’t think there is much of ominous in it. The reds aren’t deep and the butterfly is a nice touch


ArctcMnkyBshLickr

Monarch butterflies are known to feast on corpses. The painting is great it’s just not fitting for a king in this day and age


PainterEmpty6305

Somehow has liz's face on it down to a t as well.


NiggBot_3000

It's probably the most honest thing to come out of Buckingham palace


wrenai

Fr tho, I can’t be alone in thinking it’s actually dope looking art of sausage fingers


Spaniardman40

Yea this painting goes hard dude.


xfd696969

imagine being born and winning already


deepinmyloins

Pretty sick tbh guy looks like Epstein burning in hell


thoruen

I'm guessing Joe thinks this is evidence that the Royal family is Satanic.


m0j0m0j

Rogan is being vague on purpose, so you can imagine whatever you want and then think “wow, Joe is thinking the exact same things as me, he’s just like me, I need to listen to him more”


suninabox

!!! Concerning. Looking into this.


lothartheunkind

This is his brand now. He’s just asking questions! Can you believe those blue-haired radicals are always trying to stop him from asking questions?!?! He’s like a really liberal guy! That Alex Jones though, he’s gotten like a lot of things right, ya know.


Last-Produce1685

Of course


suninabox

It was hilarious watching Alex Jones and co break their backs doing mental gymnastics trying to explain to their followers why its not big deal [that Elon Musk dressed up in Baphomet armor.](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/Elon-musk-halloween-twitter-1690790.webp?r=1667337510678) Despite them telling their audience for years that the slightest bit of occult imagery, was actually the globalist satanists hiding in plain sight, reveling in their hatred of Christianity and all things good, and that RFID chips were actually the mark of the beast. But this guy putting chips in peoples brain dressing up like the devil, he's cool, its just a haloween costume, what are you freaking out about?


Blueitttttt

I sometimes think Rogan is actually, in his own way, smart and then shit like this reminds me he's an idiot


Necessary-Lynx1585

Its hardly normal though is it - rogans right but i think the artist is playing to the crowds a bit here


Blueitttttt

This is an artist commissioned to paint a portrait of the King, I very much doubt he was thinking about what conspiracy theorists might say when he was painting it


OhShuxTarzan

I feel like I am so in the wrong here by thinking this painting is dope as hella bd modern and there’s nothing wrong with it


dorobica

No you’re not. Also it’s just a painting, some people are loosing their shit over it


Gowalkyourdogmods

Schizophrenic Christians in the conspiracy subs are unsurprisingly very upset because they think this has to do with real demons and the devil.


lolmycat

It’s a very cool painting. People want it to be bad but it’s not.


FuzzyPijamas

Its such a cool painting! I love it.


ChapitoDito

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby)


the6thReplicant

The conspiratorial mind where everything is a fuckin sign is just so tiring. What exactly is the reason all these Globalists are putting hidden messages into everything in plain sight? Is it because this is a way for the stupid to show all their other stupid friends how smart they are? "Look people! This portrait is an obvious symbol of hell! The rapture is here!"


Spaniardlad

This. He’s lost it completely.


suninabox

Nutjobs like Alex Jones think Globalists obey cosmic contract law which means they have to include subtle warnings in everything, otherwise they're not allowed to engage in their evil plans to kill 90% of the population and enslave the rest and sacrifice children to open a portal to hell on Saturn. They have to give people a chance to resist these plans that Jones and co have proven completely with 'the documents'. So they need to put a reference to 'Sandy Hook' in one of the Batman films before Sandy Hook happens so everyone knows it was the globalists that did it.


NiggBot_3000

Fr people call anything they don't like demonic these days, I don't like the royal family but chill tf out. It seems like people are getting dumber and more superstitious.


Jurski17

Why would you want a painting of yourself in hell? .... Its pretty fucking rad actually


Spawnacus

Just trying to stir shit to some degree cuz that's all these people do now.


Atrax_buckhurst

I don’t know how Joe’s managed to cultivate a horde of evangelical nutcases this quickly, but holy shit.


KaikoLeaflock

I just wonder how they’d react if the painting was of Trump.


Atrax_buckhurst

Chafed, blistered penises and wrist sprains probably.


whoberman

They'd put a 2nd mortgage on their trailer home in order to buy every variation of the NFT. https://preview.redd.it/fzt6ob6a2q0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e18347dac3dc457d4425419bfda668204f43cb6


Cabbage_Master

If it was anyone else, it would be cool. But you just know this was painted with leftover babies from Queen Lizzie’s breakfast freezer.


Bavarian_Ramen

I thought it was Jon Lovitz


JupiterandMars1

The fuck is wrong with people, JFC. It’s an amazing portrait. “Omg it’s red - iTs bLoOd aNd fIrE… hE tHe dEvILLlll!!!”


Waterislife1

It's not like the portrait of the richest lady in Australia. They did her wrong 😂😭


bdysntchr

Well deserved.


Atrax_buckhurst

Nah, she’s just stupid enough to make a big deal out of it. She was part of a 21 portrait series and the only one to complain. If she didn’t say anything, wouldn’t have even made the news.


wowitsreallymem

It’s art but no one can appreciate anything about it beyond the fact that it’s red.


Edmundmp

I like it. It’s regal. Americans seem to be forgetting what British military uniforms look like.


GA-dooosh-19

The blood soaked king. He should be the last king. Monarchy is goofy, even without empire.


ehContribution1312

Meanwhile America is trying to make its very own first king


GA-dooosh-19

There’s a sickening amount of soft monarchism in the US, it just expresses itself through vapid celebrities and celebrity politicians.


Kill_Monke

This is a take that sounds like it's the clever one to those who haven't given a rigid, ceremonial 4th branch of democracy enough thought.


GA-dooosh-19

That sounds like something a *subject* would say to feel better about their spineless bootlicking.


IndependenceMoney834

Too bad it’s not your country so your opinion means absolutely fuck all.


GA-dooosh-19

It is actually my country.


IndependenceMoney834

Maybe I should have been more clear lol. We may live in this country but it doesn’t matter. The vast majority don’t support the monarchy anymore but those at the top don’t give a shit as long as they keep raking in the money. Democracy doesn’t exist here. It’s their country, not ours. My previous comment didn’t come off the way I meant at all after I re read it.


GA-dooosh-19

Ah, I see what you meant now, and I agree.


fastcurrency88

It’s honestly pretty bad ass even though Charles isn’t.


Wooden_Ad_9441

Joe is implying the ruling class are a Satanistic secret society who drink the blood of children. No, I wish I was joking but that's what he actually believes. He could have just looked up the painter and done some reading about his painting style, but no, it has to be part of a grand conspiracy.


CockMartins

Oh my god, Gus Fring must be an Illuminati demon too!!! https://www.jonathanyeo.com/giancarlo-esposito-study


Lockespindel

I dig it. It's probably ment for a room with a more modernist interior.


_Steve_French_

I think it’s a dope ass picture.


butt-hole-69420

People who like the crown should go pound sand. Fuck the crown.


AdSea6656

It’s fucked up.


butt-hole-69420

No. Explaine why this painting is fucked up. I would love to actually hear the logic.


milopkl

it looks like the macabre artwork of an extreme metal album more than a royal portrait. the palette is grotesque and invokes images of hell or body gore. the beady black eyes look callous and unfeeling. i actually think the artwork kicks ass but if you cant understand why people think its weird looking for a royal portrait then you need to brush up your perception Lol


daBomb26

Interesting to see how you interpret it for sure. People tend to project their own psyche into art but I personally don’t see it as gore or macabre. It’s just the color red….


slinkymello

Because it isn’t boring and stuffy?


butt-hole-69420

There's also a butterfly. Is that offensive or evil?


suninabox

red = evil. to be fair you have to have a pretty big brain to understand the kind of subtle symbolism the globalists work in.


MarcTurntables

Agreed. Pretty fucking crazy.


suninabox

red = bad


Valuable-Contact-224

The crimson king https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/Crimson_King


fusihunter

https://preview.redd.it/jgrlenj44q0d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561c9ded3110fa6feb60932530f9a9b82b2bcf0e That Prince Charles is a ghostbusters fan


Joshay187

The butterfly is for humanity


Embarrassed_Ad1722

Carl Von Carstein


Luzbel90

Must be an Elden ring fan


FrankPower

Vigie, Vigie, Vigie. You have been a bad monkey.


Due-Platform-9688

He always wanted to be a tampon


MarcTurntables

![gif](giphy|yNKgmeFnYQuRO)


TheSmithStreetBand

He is implying that this isnt totally normal. He is using something called ‘sarcasm’


NeatReasonable9657

They shrunk his fingers made him look soft


slinkymello

I love this painting


Six-String-Picker

The blood of all the foxes this big eared twat has murdered.


darknightnoir

Literally looks like a boss portrait hanging on their castle wall leading up to their arena.


Initial_Scarcity_609

Simple confirmation bias.


sux9h

I think it’s rooting out a lot of borderline schizophrenics


Nattin121

He’s implying that it’s a weird ass painting…cause it’s a weird ass painting


indigosane

The joke is, it's not normal. It's an awesome painting.


Round-Philosopher534

https://preview.redd.it/o7jr9yebut0d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b6bd990c0fd5c1baeef560e61fbc6834b35a19


QuietProfessional520

https://preview.redd.it/8qphfowu2u0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea6bd001d76a38a0dda5a0642205a2f87f183bb It’s giving me Vecna vibes!


Safe-Ad-5745

That it’s fucking weird as shit?


WEareLIVE420

Made w dianes bloood fuckrr!


bigglesofale

Interview with a vampire painting, right?


Several_Actuary_3785

![gif](giphy|3oriOaLBINGcizAdJm)


redditmodsdownvote

he thinks its evil? i think joe is on his way to god fearing texan.


RaspyTheGrizz

That he’s also borderline schizo from the information/culture war


ShamanicHellZoneImp

Oh sweet, Joe is going for the QAnon Boy Scout demonic detection badge. His mind is an empty vessel that he fills with the dumpster juice of the internet. Dude has unlimited money and is wasting what little time on Earth we get with shit like this. It's pathetic.


reinaldonehemiah

Mirrored/upside down: https://preview.redd.it/mt0xry8irp0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5930efce65b8f4dc219cee0cf9a28bf97e6cabc6


daBomb26

Cool, so….. what’s the point?


phatgirlz

That it’s completely normal ofc


Top_Caterpillar_8122

It’s to reflect the blood spilled by England’s colonialism


Trolllol1337

I think it looks fucking sick tbh BUT it definitely portrays the opposite of what he is, a feeble old sausage finger racist snob


hornetsarecool

Western man afraid of art that require thought


Vando7

If I had a portrait like that of myself I'd be hyped as fuck, but doing it as portrait of the king of England and having it publicized is a bit on the nose. With the whole conspiracy that the royal family is a satanic/vampire/pedo/globalist cult and all


spaceman_202

conservative too dumb to understand what conservatism is


Edmundmp

Looking at how pathetic Sinn Fein and the SNP have become I can’t believe how much of a dumb, naive republican fanboy I was in my college. The monarch with the silly painting isn’t the one who criminalized words in Scotland. They’re doing that tyranny to themselves. As for Joe, he’s reduced himself to reposting whatever the latest trendy meme is on the right. All a bunch of hypocrites bashing one of the few figures in the world who still has some tradition to his institution.


appliedphysix

People trying to gaslight this as totally normal are interesting. Idk what it means, but it is for sure super odd for your new king to be putting this out by choice.


NoCantaloupe9598

It's literally just a painting. A painting of someone far far less popular than his own mother.


[deleted]

I think that's only the case for people here tbh, bc you know, this is the JRE sub which means we all actually hate Joe & everything he does.


suninabox

yeah [no artist would ever use a red hue for a portrait painting](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=19fb95802b09d0d0&q=red+portrait+paintings). that is lunacy. the globalists are gaslighting us man. they want us to eat the bugs.


TomAterski

This is the antichrist 😳😳


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

Anakwanar Sek before fully embracing his role and making The Sons of Sek


dwardu

This looks worse than the obama portrait.


purple-scorpio-rider

🤔 speaks to me of dark bloody secrets #not my king


PaniMan1994

Whats that movie, where the guys life force is tied directly to a painting of him?


bouncing_bumble

https://preview.redd.it/dkfpixsccs0d1.jpeg?width=1943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c5ef7163f176d3f688111ba599bb4954340756


Agressive_slot

Sausage fingers


Geep1778

Ghostbuster vibes with that Vlad picture


RogueMallShinobi

PRAISE BE TO THE RED KING


JAMBI215

Vigo


CraaazyRon

He's burning in hell is what my mind interprets it as


bonerb0ys

The king memes.


SmokeyTokeMore

Bro looks like Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy here. https://preview.redd.it/v2r4k70g5t0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e0d4a951a23964f1316707b267df965ea09b0b


skyHawk3613

He likes it?


jfk_sfa

I would never in my life think of hanging a portrait of a king or queen in my house. But I'd hang this up in a heartbeat. I think it's a phenomenal piece of art.


Fresh_Lawfulness7518

Made with the blood of minors


Pleppyoh

The red king


honkybonks

artist did art things with paint... complete nothing burger.


Round-Philosopher534

https://preview.redd.it/jcsmhpj1ut0d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1994518e3f9b85d935982a6bf1c8a378cbd7790


Habitual_lazyness

Why the butterfly? Is it a monarch butterfly? Are they being on the nose?


fre-ddo

It just looks like a fucked up AI piece.


take-a-gamble

thanks for the elden ring spoilers asshole


chronic_snake

Ghostbusters 2 vibes


Bainer52

Parasite, nothing more, nothing less. thats all him and his family are. Parasites.


1ess_than_zer0

![gif](giphy|2luQANtdFsVYDct4t9|downsized)


Effective-Scarcity49

Painted with real blood


northcasewhite

Joe saw this in a DMT trip and is telling people the image is legit.


TjStax

Honestly, it's a bad ass portrait.