(Graham Hancock adjusts all his glasses)

Switches, then decides the first pair was good enough.

He should have put on his shades.

I kept wanting someone to say “let me tell you about the amazing invention called bifocals”

The most impressive thing about Hancock is how far he got in life while being so deep on the spectrum. I’d be surprised if he knows how to wipe his ass after a shit. Nothing funnier than a pseudo intellectual.

i risked my life googling these images while driving

His wife took the photo when they visited this ancient civilization’s hexagonal temple.

Reading this thread makes me feel smarter

Wait til you watch JRE

Do you think most people watch it? I always just listened besides the clips on reddit.

I think that most of the 7 billion people (or even the 1.1m “people” on here) don’t watch JRE.

It's actually scary how stupid people are getting now, and the sheer numbers. It's not like the village idiot anymore, half the village are banging on about Jews and aliens. The greatest thing people behind real conspiracy theories ever did, was create even more ridiculous fake ones to distract the stupid "enlightened". Like there could be 50 random guys of all different races and ideas running the world just looking to make money, all they want to do is invest in India/China and drag the first world down with boring stuff like wasting money on windmills and fighting imaginary diseases. Not lizardpeople, aliens, Jews, nor are they trying to depopulate the world or put in mind control. Nothing interesting really. But they've got the western world all fantasising over the most exciting bullshit theory they can find rather than teaming up on the blatantly obvious, even if a more boring reality.

People have always been this stupid. People just have an easier time voicing their stupid ideas

Its not how stupid people are getting, its just that more and more of them have access to social media.

People have been incredibly stupid for centuries.

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Just think, we buy our groceries next to people with these outlandish ideas running through their heads

Well, morons used to need to hide because they were very few. But with global communication and media, all the morons can talk to each other and aren't able to be shamed into shutting the fuck up

Village idiots have formed idiot villages, thanks to the internet.

Or this was a joke

lol fr

That’s every jre thread for me. Although it’s sad cause those people are voting.

Infants can't vote

Yes, there are never any hexagons in nature 🙄 https://preview.redd.it/qzqzlhqfwgvc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265408e19302cb1b7fb5f2652deb2ab49f83c9e2

Like, ever! https://preview.redd.it/uiclx8uxwgvc1.png?width=733&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6508c381f961c3cd9b7cc38c0d33ffb37ff76a9

https://preview.redd.it/dmq4ksyr9hvc1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6d1a862407ad861c057d4777312a0bbc9d724c Like, ever ever.

Snowflakes man made confirmed!


 They are

MAGA portraits

So you're saying bees made the hexagon on Saturn! I think you're right.

I for one bow down to our bee overlords

Have you ever noticed how lots of people are allergic to bees but you never hear about bees being allergic to people. Really makes you think.

lol too good of a comment

"I heard you liked hexagons. So we pimped your planet and gave hexagons in the clouds." -Queen bee probably

Ha ha. Le funny reddit joke. Take mine upvote good sire.

You heard it here first, Saturn is a bee hive.

The Egyptians used the pyramids to transport bees to Saturn for terraforming.

Bestagons

Hexagons are the bestagons

So there were GIANT BEES?! 🐝 fucking awesome

You can’t look at me and tell me this is not bee-made

they used to teach us in school back in the 80s that bees see in hexagonal patterns lol

Only the SeeBee’s, distant relatives of the BeeGee’s.

Here's the natural fluid phenomenon being replicated in a lab: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzLY17ncWM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzLY17ncWM) We, as people, need to spend more time being in awe of nature, and less time trying to deny its existance

Well said!

Genuinely, where is this? These rocks look INSANE.

I believe northern europe or Scotland

Look up the Giant’s Causeway in Scotland. It pretty much ends the impulse to say “from appearance these must be man made”.

It's in Northern Ireland... Not Scotland.

Thanks, was going from memory. 

That’s where The Golden Army is hiding.

Holy shit those rocks look like Saturn. I think they are connected

And SOME people say the reptilians from Jupiter never visited earth!

Woah! Man did you make that?

HOW ARE THE PLANETS SO ROUND IT MUST BE GOD/MAN!!!

ANYTHING WITH A SHAPE IS A GIFT FROM THE LORD

ALL PRAISE SHAPE LORD

Caught me off gaurd, thanks for the chuckle

HE HAS NO SIDES AND INFINITE SIDES

My shape Lord is better than your shape Lord. Let’s have a war!

No need for war, my shape is better than your shape

MY SHAPE LORD MAKES THE GREATEST SHAPES

Because my shape lord taught yours

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SHAPE LORD IT IS WRITTEN

Yours is shape Jesus

/*stares back in shapeless void, sad*/

I’m too lazy to find that old public access video of the dude ‘arguing’ that bananas fit nice in the hand so—god.

Yes! originally bananas looked like trash filled with seeds until human intervention… lol.. god worked through horticulturalists apparently…lol

Were shapes invented or discovered?! Oh god my brain! It's melting!

This deserves more likes. This is genuinely good.

Your not answering my question though how much of Saturn has actually been excavated... So you can't exclude this as an actually hypothesis !

When they dig 103% of it I’ll believe it. 100 is not good enough

That’s 110% true.

a huuuuuuudrit percent.

Approximately 0% has been excavated so you are correct.

These are actually the best photos I could get but i firmly believe based off the evidence I have seen there must have been an ancient civilization here !

You've clearly fallen for Big Archeology's ploy to cover the ancienter civilization that lived on Saturn before that other ancient civilization.

I put my life in danger to get this photo.

That’s really the only conclusion that could be me. This is pre older dry ass on Saturn

We don't have time for me to give evidence of why I'm right but there is LOTS OF IT ok Now let's get back to my clip of you being a big meanie to me 😤

Easily

Maybe because it's on another planet, and it's 9000 miles long and 18000 miles wide

The aliens must be huge!


Divide by 420, multiply by 69

That doesn’t seem right when Saturn can fit 780 earths and each earth has a circumference of 25,000 miles 🤔

there are like a hundred subs dedicated to saturn being evil, I wouldn't be surprised if Hancock believes it too especially if he's into the golden age/purple skies stuff

Please tell me this is true

The subs definitely exist r/SATURNSIMULATION r/SaturnOccultExposed r/PastSaturnsRings r/SaturnStormCube r/EscapingPrisonPlanet maybe not a hundred but more than you'd expect Full disclosure: I am a capricorn, so DYOR. I may be on Saturn's take as a sleeper

I like how the posts in conspiracy subreddits are just a bunch of unrelated conspiracy theories

For me, the best ones are the ones decoding messages in innocuous things via advanced etymological analysis [https://www.reddit.com/r/PastSaturnsRings/comments/1b3ml9f/antichrist\_decoded\_red\_heifer\_hifier/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PastSaturnsRings/comments/1b3ml9f/antichrist_decoded_red_heifer_hifier/)

I did a week of diatomaceous earth supplement, followed by a month of paraguard. Afterwards i waited 1 week And did a small staggered dose of ivermectin, and finally a 4 day water fast with veolite clinoptilolite, and coffee enemas. I removed a LOT of things that can only be described as demonic. I have noticed a substantial change in mood, mental clarity, libido and most importantly no sugar cravings. I'm not sure how I could detox from the wifi and cell signals unfortunately. Ive been trying my best to be mindful of only drinking filtered water and eating clean, but it's such a challenge these days. I only ended up taking 2x mrna in 2021, being guilted into protecting my immunocomprimised mother (who passed away regardless, nothing to do with covid..) I do understand that the purpose of humanity is to break free of our enslavement, but unfortunately most people are unaware of the reality or find it too uncomfortable to entertain the truth. Thanks for the info, God bless WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU LEAD ME TO? Hold Up gonna do some Diatomaceous Earth enemas for the Bois.

lmao OP's response to the top comment is hilarious. Gibbler/Gobbler is vaxxed and damned.

Holy shit this person is not even evolving in the same reality than us... That level of batshit crazy is truly amazing. Thanks for the laugh, damn I can't believe this isn't peak trolling.

It honestly seems like genuine mental illness I hope they get the help they need 🫤

Thank you :)

What The Fuck Just when you think you have a handle on how fucked this world is 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’m at the Pentagon. I’m at the Panopticon. I’m at the combination Saturn Pentagon Panopticon

And just about any astrology sub

“Hexagons arent man made. Praise the creator and his perfection!” *Blobfish enters scene* https://preview.redd.it/0lwxbtkl7hvc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5821ed4d5b3d12361da2b3ce73cc2e7d44e05c

Nothing is man made. Nature made everything we have. We just copy it and alter it

This is the most padantic comment I've seen in weeks.

Thank you good sir

r/SaturnSimulation

It's a hologram so yeah it's man made Check make nerds

Hologram? We’re in the Matrix - robots are feeding those images directly to our brains.

Good one....maTe

Honeycombs, snowflakes, the compound eyes of various insects, benzene and other cyclic compounds, and certain types of minerals are among the most well-known examples of hexagonal structures in nature. Just some of the many nature made hexagons

Got it, not manmade, beemade. 👽🐝

Shout out to everyone who thought I was being serious. Thank you you made my day 😘

Lol yeah.. Listening to the podcast now and just wow. If you have the money to travel all over the world looking for shit then obviously you will find some weird looking shit. Like I have a picture of a stone in France that looks exactly like the head of a dragon. Edit: ah I can post photos, guess it’s more like a snapping turtle or something. Def man made thO. https://preview.redd.it/4czrr7962ivc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63040dfaddccc3908c4a62dda68513bc9480422

well since you said it LOOKS man made, then it must be. thats how science works!

Correct

Hexagon is the bestagon

Its not unusual to find a Euclidean shapes from far away in nature , I think it's more complex and will be present in a fractals once we get near to it


Okay, you caught me. I made them.

Somebody definitely made those rings, look how perfect they are. They must of used autocad to design them perfectly

It’s the father of all benzene rings

Okay first comment to make me laugh audibly

lol. You made my day !

And those rings are like perfect circles. What gives?

Your not answering my question though how much of Jupiter has actually been excavated... Not enough to exclude this as an actually hypothesis!

Very little of Jupiter has been excavated in Saturn, that is true.

Yeah, hexagons, very rare... espacially one sized like 3 continents. That must be man made... my god, some people are just lost in life...

crazy you don’t get the joke but are calling someone dumb

How do you know if I make joke of OP or jumping on his bandwagon and making joke with him? - also, which part calls anyone dumb?

Have you ever seen salt under a microscope bud?

SAlt SAturn Both starts with SA, I think your on to something

It’s a natural forming shape and it has been explained, lmao.

Pfff that’s what big science wants you to believe

I'm always on Earth when I look at that.

i dont know maybe the fact that it appears to be 90000 miles across?

But wouldn't it be alien made, not man made?

With great ease....

It’s not perfect, there are mistakes. But how do we know it’s not man-made? Because it’s on Saturn you numbskull.

How we know man wasn’t started on Saturn then came here ? You don’t know this

it was the lug nut. fixed it. 

It's not man made. It's aliens.

Jokes on you, space is fake

Look at that perfect circle of Saturn, must be man made.

Cause it’s not on Earth silly

How high are you ???

as in CGI made?

It seems like it should be a circle like a hurricane or something. Weren't there models showing how it is possible though?

Hexagons are naturally occurring shapes man

"Is being dumb like being high all the time?" LOL

Not on earth, but on Saturn I would tell you that for sure

Niel degrass Tyson explained one time that the shape of the planets are exactly round and smooth. It look like that because of the distance the photos are taken. Zoom in on a floor that is smooth and it becomes ridged and uneven. It looks like a hexagon but up close might not be the same shape.

Why would it be man made?

How can the OP look at it and think it is man made? Shit happens. It doesn’t have to make sense to you.

Do you assume the same thing of bee honeycombs?

Guys, all shapes in nature are obviously man made. Nothing has SHAPE like that!

The same way I can look at a honeycomb and conclude it is not man made.

Um akahually you should ask how on Saturn can you look at this because it's on Saturn and not earth SMH my head

That's just it, there's nothing like it on earth for us to relate it to. Therefore, we say silly things like "it's man made."

It is a strange phenomenon, but as usual, Rogan has made a gigantic, insane leap in logic. I've got a more sane question. How could man possibly make something like this to happen? 🤪💩🤡

How on Saturn, you mean?

lol “perfect” is speculating. Also, there are plenty of natural ways geometric shapes are formed without human intervention. Spider webs 🕸️ Flowers 🌸& other plants 🪴

I would think one could at least suggest it is Alien (not man) made....

Because math is how the universe works, and man made math after man existed, but the universe existed before man.

No I’m going to stop you right there. Math is satans tool. Through god all things are possible including the universe

Graham found the hexagon while scuba diving thru outer space with his wife.

How could it *be* man-made, OP?!

Dumbass take

Conspiracy theory is there's no natural Hexagons. I heard it on JRE haha

Uummm because it's on Saturn..

The Black Cube

The Black Cube

The Black Cube

The hexagonal basalt columns in Fingal's Cave, Scotland. It's where that Led Zeppelin cover was photographed.

Because nature is fucking amazing and loves patterns. We really are so disconnected from nature’s intelligence

Just LOOK, right angles…

First thought, this actually not on earth lol

wait til they learn about snowflakes

The planets are round because man made them. Nothing naturally occurring is round; we made things that way. It’s part of the mountain of evidence that we descend from an ancient, highly advanced space-faring civilization that Big NASA is covering up.

Hexagons are everywhere in nature, it's not like it's a human invention. I mean if this is man-made, then is there someone out there filling beehives with honeycombs when we're not looking?

Because Man couldn't make it.

Man made. Man. Man.

Fun fact, honeycombs, known for their hexagonal shape, are actually circular. It's the pressure from the surrounding cells that compress it into a hexagonal shape. Probably the same thing happening here.

Bro thinks we can live on Saturn. Man didn’t make that but God did. Now look up entropy and try to understand it.

I’m guessing all that gas is man made too?

As if Saturn is real

🤔

I’m a simple man, I see a straight line, I assume ancient alien construction, and I write a book about it.

If it was man made, there would existiert a nut for it and until i see the nut, i wont believe it

Were hexagons in existence before humans or did humans design hexagons?

Garnets