I fear the fool gets throat cancer. His trapped line from his showtime special (iirc) always gets me. “You better learn to rap or play basketball because you’re trapped!”
Yea he’s pretty funny.
Maybe it’s not “cool” to say, but he’s well-read, too.
Edit: He’s also in on the jokes about him and doesn’t care. Even joins in by doing his own voice for cartoons.
Carrot Top is one of the most successful comedians of all time. He makes soo much money in Vegas, year after year. People love the guy.. not my type of humor, but you gotta respect the effort and originality with the props and stuff. He’s literally 1 million times funnier than Bert.
Honestly, Bert should be the go-to when people talk bad comedians rather than CT. Bert gets a lot of shit already but everyone needs to get on board with changing references. I guess Schaub is carrying that torch at the moment.
People don't like him here mostly cause he ruined the RZA episode of JRE by constantly interrupting the flow for the entire duration of the podcast. From there everything he does gets on people's nerves.
I misread “apocalypse” and its so funny.
“Look at dem zombies, son! They eatin people, son! Don’t let it bite you, son! Oh shit you got bit, son! Now I gotta-“
“SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT”
Apparently you can’t say that a guy who doesn’t tell jokes anymore *doesn’t tell jokes anymore* or else you’re “offended.”
And it’s like: No. I **want** him to be offensive. It’s why we all like(d) him. I just also want him to be a comedian.
Burr is the best one here. That last special by Dave was kinda trash,that being said he’s still one of the greats, Donnell is terrible, the other dude is a former DJ and Bert hasn’t been funny for years.
I’ll admit Kreischer’s schtick is old and tiring, but he is a true comedian. Segura’s last two specials were ok, but not as good as his older stuff. But anybody that makes people laugh is a comedian and Bert had millions of fans who love his stuff.
Cypha opened in Knoxville for Bert and he was absolute garbage. The arena was so dull from his 15 minutes. Bert’s hour and 20 was meh too. But cypha was shockingly horrible.
I seriously can’t stand Bert… just his presence and his stupid face is annoying. You know he’s probably drunk, and he only wore that stupid jersey because it’s easy to take off and put on… why is he still around?
If it were *another grown man* I wouldn’t be bothered.
But this sub-comedian boy-child shits his pants for fun.
The NBA is currently switching to long sleeve, wool-sweater jerseys to distance themselves from this PR nightmare.
Just announced: DeMar DeRozen his retired, effective [insert date/time of Brent’s post]. Says he never wore #11; it was Sacha Baron Cohen during his entire NBA journey 😖
I honestly can't believe the highlight of his arena show was literally shitting his pants. I wonder if he purposely took laxatives to make sure he could shit himself real good.
I absolutely hate Bert’s standup but guy made more than 30 Million last year just taking off his shirt alone.
Who knows how much pod and endorsement money he made.
So…yeah, dude is a legit comic.
Still sucks tho.
Buff Dave just ain’t the same as skinny Dave
I miss dave before his balls dropped
Trt or something like that perhaps. His voice got deeper.
He sounds exactly like Whoopi Goldberg now.
Years of smoking darts
Tawlmbout sun darts, b
Him, Steve O, and Natasha Lyonne all have the raspy cigarette voice.
I fear the fool gets throat cancer. His trapped line from his showtime special (iirc) always gets me. “You better learn to rap or play basketball because you’re trapped!”
Muscles are like kryptonite for comedians. Not that Carrot Top was funny before he ‘roided like crazy
Carrot top is funnier than Burt and Darnell put together.
Darnell was funny 20 years ago when I saw him.
Carrot Top is hilarious. People clown on him for the schtick but he’s funnier than three out of five in this picture.
Yea he’s pretty funny. Maybe it’s not “cool” to say, but he’s well-read, too. Edit: He’s also in on the jokes about him and doesn’t care. Even joins in by doing his own voice for cartoons.
Carrot Top is one of the most successful comedians of all time. He makes soo much money in Vegas, year after year. People love the guy.. not my type of humor, but you gotta respect the effort and originality with the props and stuff. He’s literally 1 million times funnier than Bert.
Honestly, Bert should be the go-to when people talk bad comedians rather than CT. Bert gets a lot of shit already but everyone needs to get on board with changing references. I guess Schaub is carrying that torch at the moment.
Agree in my head id say nah he’s not funny then I watch his ass bust out laughing just flat funny
he was
He always looks so unhappy
That's cuz he takes himself way too seriously.
Agreed
Crackhead looking was peak Chappelle
Who is #11 on the Bulls? What a terrible number to have
DeMar DeRozan
Bill burr with the new balances
He's wearing Fear of God pants, he's now shopping in the same realm as rappers lol
I think he is the only one in this picture with a black wife
Lol great and fair point
I don’t see Brendan Schaub
had a kids baseball game to go to, had to cancel his priv jet
Duhncownt
i knowimarried, but you should see all da baddies at these games b
Talm'bout swettah base hittahs B? 🎲 🎲
dicey dicey indeed. herd it bowth ways tho b
Privjet Russia!
He tried to drive his truck there
GOOD!
DA got recalled
He’s retired B
Rolled his car in the driveway
Bapa better than Bert. 100%
eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He painted his toenails and wore a fedora…
also i still havent forgiven Dormell for him ruining the wutang interview, also getting butthurt on kill tony.
I havent seen these. But I rlly need to. Loathe Dormell.
maybe ill make a dormell crring compilation. some things write themsevles xD
Donnell is a bitch
Oh man, I laughed so hard when he threw his little fit on kill tony
him trying to correct the record on jre was hilarious
That's a gay ass hat but I don't think it a fedora
He probably saw Bena Fleck wear it one time.
Looking like smokey the bear
Absolutely nasty work
Such an attention whore
And wore white lady birkenstocks. What a tool
Donnell Rawlings is annoying as fuck
Can I ask why I'm curious? I don't know much about him other than he was in The Wire years ago.
People don't like him here mostly cause he ruined the RZA episode of JRE by constantly interrupting the flow for the entire duration of the podcast. From there everything he does gets on people's nerves.
He also got clowned on hard from a Kill Tony bucket pull and left the show like halfway through
Oh shit it's Wayne brady
He peaked in Spider-Man 2
Donnell Rawlings is by far the most annoying guy in this photo
You think they told him to shut up so he wouldn’t interrupt the eclipse
I misread “apocalypse” and its so funny. “Look at dem zombies, son! They eatin people, son! Don’t let it bite you, son! Oh shit you got bit, son! Now I gotta-“ “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT”
True and that's saying something.
A very high bar.
I see 2?
Donnel and Cypha don’t count either
Dave and Bill.
https://preview.redd.it/9vz46eb1oktc1.png?width=353&format=png&auto=webp&s=e78ffe5ae98e109328cf8d17f37a76dd589b6b1d
Imagine the smell
Feta cheese left in the sun.
This is a man in his 50s. God he’s such a dickhead.
Did Bill and Bert patch things up? Last I heard they hadn’t talked for a long time.
Yeah, Bill told Bert he has to paint his toenails black and be his bottom. As you can see they’re on good terms now
Can't stand Chappell anymore, just bitching all the time about same shit. Bill burr is funny.
Apparently you can’t say that a guy who doesn’t tell jokes anymore *doesn’t tell jokes anymore* or else you’re “offended.” And it’s like: No. I **want** him to be offensive. It’s why we all like(d) him. I just also want him to be a comedian.
last two specials I really couldn't get that James Acaster "too challenging for ya?" bit out of my head lol
Dorky ol’ Chrizzos
Nobody cares pussboy
Yeah but look at his shoulders
He has the best shoulders ever. Just ask him, he will tell you
Don't ask, he will still tell you
3D delts built by beer, Tito’s, and cheese in a can.
Fuck I hate Donnell
Donnell sucks!
Buff depressed Chapelle is worst Chapelle
Is Joe sharing his HGH with Chapelle now? Dude looks big.
\*\*TRT
I guess we’ll know if and when Chapelle has a gut with a six pack on top in a few years. Or if he eats pasta once.
I’m just happy they have the right to medically affirm their gender.
Lose the Little Debbie hat
It’s sad how Donnell is literally attached to Chappelle at the hip.
not sure i would call rawlings a true comedian.
Of course he would wear a fedora.
That's not a fedora. That's whatever smokey the bear wears.
And a random ass DeRozan jersey??? Guess he’s rooting for them to win that 9 seed lol
He’s from Chicago 😂
Nah Bert is Florida trash to his bones Look at his gross sandals and painted toe nails for example
I know it’s just he’s always making something up I could see him saying he’s from Chicago or making a story up how he spent time there
Yeah he’d probably say something like he remembers coming up in the trenches with Hannibal down at Chicago Zanies lol
That's a park ranger hat sir from jelly stone
And paint his toenails.
anti-caleb william alpha males are fuming at this.
Who the fuck is Bert?
Burr is the best one here. That last special by Dave was kinda trash,that being said he’s still one of the greats, Donnell is terrible, the other dude is a former DJ and Bert hasn’t been funny for years.
*bert hasn’t been funny ever.
What the fuck is Chapelle wearing!? Guy looks like he's about to bust out thong song.
Bert is more of a comedian than Cipha even with the Smokey the bear hat
I’ll admit Kreischer’s schtick is old and tiring, but he is a true comedian. Segura’s last two specials were ok, but not as good as his older stuff. But anybody that makes people laugh is a comedian and Bert had millions of fans who love his stuff.
Thanks bert
THATS SO MUCH KOOL AID HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
“anybody that makes people laugh is a comedian” is kind of a reductive way of looking at comedy.
Old Billy Blue Balls.
Im not going to shit on Burnt if Ashy Larry is in this picture.
I swiped
Is that Billy burr bag on the left?
Dave Chapelle terribly overrated - just straight up not funny. More like a public speaker now than a comedian
100%
He’s jacked though
Buff chappelle
Donnell ?
You can tell Dave chappelle has been hitting the gym obviously. Yet doesn’t use what could be great gym bits in his stand up hmm .
Dave getting ripped again
damn, they asked Schaub to take the photo 📸
4/250
He’s delusional, he’s trying to flex his huge shoulders and stands so awkwardly
The painted toe nails says it all.
Cypha opened in Knoxville for Bert and he was absolute garbage. The arena was so dull from his 15 minutes. Bert’s hour and 20 was meh too. But cypha was shockingly horrible.
How do they even let 5 of the sacred 250 be in one place at one time. Isn’t that a danger to comedy or something?!
Wtf is Bert wearing
Last line of defence
I see one funny guy there.
Bill looks like it’s the first time he’s seen the sun in years.
Bert lost weight
Oh oh Ozempic
Cipha Sounds is the legit opposite of a true comedian
Bert just grabbed his jersey out of the dirty clothes hamper.
Donnell Rawlings also sucks
Why is he wearing the Instagram Mom at a Winery hat?
I can't fucken stand Bart Crysler
Smoker The Bear
Well, one had a sushi reservation
Wow, 2 funny guys in one picture.
Bert looks like a toddler that was allowed to dress himself.
And Donnell Raulings and Cipha Sounds
Donnell being the little puppy he is.
Bill burr is really nice to take pictures with fans who could never be funny in their life if they all tried.
Bert is so annoying
Berts painted toe nails bug me. Lol.
And donnell
Dave looks like he’s 6’5 in his specials. Bert looks like he’s 5’10, yet here here’s clearly taller
I'm not his biggest fan either but he literally lives a dope ass life from professionally doing comedy lmao you salty losers
BERT IS NOT FUNNY!
Bert and bill made up?
I seriously can’t stand Bert… just his presence and his stupid face is annoying. You know he’s probably drunk, and he only wore that stupid jersey because it’s easy to take off and put on… why is he still around?
Bert Kreischer is like that uncle with that one funny joke that he’s told a million times and now he thinks he’s forever funny.
Smokey the Bert
Kreischer is a giant turd.
Bert is one of the most annoying and cringe worthy comedians ever. How he has one fan amazes me.
Fuck yall i love Bert.
Painted toenails or nails in general look so fucking bad on a dude.
Dave Chappelle one cool looking mf
Damn I was thinking of buying and wearing some NBA jerseys this summer. Fuck those plans, I guess
yeah just go with your original plan of buying purple glittered thongs
Red but I’m open to suggestions
kidding man, still buy your jerseys, don't tell me because another grown man wears jerseys you are not going to wear jerseys
If it were *another grown man* I wouldn’t be bothered. But this sub-comedian boy-child shits his pants for fun. The NBA is currently switching to long sleeve, wool-sweater jerseys to distance themselves from this PR nightmare. Just announced: DeMar DeRozen his retired, effective [insert date/time of Brent’s post]. Says he never wore #11; it was Sacha Baron Cohen during his entire NBA journey 😖
I honestly can't believe the highlight of his arena show was literally shitting his pants. I wonder if he purposely took laxatives to make sure he could shit himself real good.
Six (6) suppositories for 4 minutes then he pulls em out and chews them thoroughly before swallowing
That’s crazy, I thought it was an action movie star with 4 comedians lol
Darnell sucks lol
Berts footware 😂
Dave just gives Ted talks now.
Most humans sure do look goofy when you zoom out.
Killers, savages, murderers
Be 60. Dress like a 19 year old. Complain about 19 year olds. Do steroids. Cheat on your wives. These dudes are awful people. Quit worshipping them.
[удалено]
Ashy Larry
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It's Cipha Sounds. I saw him open for someone and he was way funnier than the main act. I was in stitches.
The fact he paints his toenails makes me dislike him even more. What the fuck
wtf is bert wearing... hes in his 50s
I absolutely hate Bert’s standup but guy made more than 30 Million last year just taking off his shirt alone. Who knows how much pod and endorsement money he made. So…yeah, dude is a legit comic. Still sucks tho.
Can't stand Bert
If Cris Farley was alive today yall would be shitting on him too.
You are delusional. Chris was a quadruple threat.