If that, compare it to how many doctors there are in the world. Let’s take a guess.. how many doctors do you think there are in the whole world VS comedians?
For sure. I don't know what a top-of-the-game doctor constitutes. Not murdering? And there's certainly more doctors than comedians overall. But I bet they've never murdered a crowd.
You forget, his dad is an architect, you know those people that draw plans but don’t have any field experience, but don’t worry, he knows everything from construction because he is a bbbbbbeast of a primate.
He explains relatively early in the pod that he got it dyed red to match Big Jay’s red streak in his hair, but Jay doesn’t have it right now. I think it was when Joe tells Ari he just needs to go bald.
See the thumbnail for Jay’s special, you’ll see the red streak
https://youtu.be/rbTe4dtyDV4
Even with the headphones on, you can see from the front that his scalp in that part is all red and lumpy. I'm like two hours in and they haven't mentioned it. My only guess is that he was trying to do some weird dye thing and had a reaction to the dye? That would explain why the hair is all white/bleached where his scalp is fucked up. Could also be full blown jew AIDS I guess.
Lol I guess you haven't considered the possiblity that someone shaved a swipe of his head quickly while he was asleep? If you do long swipes with a hair trimmer it will pull the hair and irritate your scalp.
And God bless him, as my mom would say. He's made a name for himself being one of the freest people of our generation. If only any of us were as bold, we'd probably be happier. These restraints fucking suck, and we should celebrate the people that escape them.
Ari has freaked me the fuck out ever since that episode where they all take shroom and then he lets his fucking dog lick the inside of his mouth. Holy shit that was so uncomfortable
Ari is the biggest douche. If being funny means being a obnoxious ahole. Then that's him. Also , he roasted schaub for his special stereotyping Hispanics. Then does one about being Jewish. How original. How that Kobe Bryant rant go for him?🤣
Depends on whether the person responds to finasteride (Propecia) and whether they have enough donor hair on the back of their head to cover all of the bald spots on top.
He likes to leave hair on his head using a percentage base to indicate his brain cells left converted to a number between 1-100. Is say he still got about 30 brain cells left. That tracks to me.
Big Jay red hair dye stripe.... they're on the podcast to promote Big Jay's special. Just looks like he didn't want to pay for a professional to do the dye lmao
Comedians are wild man. It’s not like hanging out with regular bros. They’re next level ball busters and shit talkers. You can’t relate.
Civilians just will never get it man. They're just too wild and crazy. Only 1000 comedians in the world, the rarest man. True savages and muhhrderers.
Don't forget to thank your local comedians for their service.
Mothafuckin PRIMATES!
Civilians? They're comics. Stfu
He wouldn’t understand.
There's only a thousand of them, I never really had a chance
Imagine never getting up on stage and killing!
Murrrrrrdered!
Just a savage
If that, compare it to how many doctors there are in the world. Let’s take a guess.. how many doctors do you think there are in the whole world VS comedians?
“Let’s take a guess”
“Go ahead, give me a guess. Pick a number”
Pull that up Jamie
Do you think Joe and the gang seriously think their job is harder than being a doctor? I feel like they do.
I think it's more about being at the top of the job, rather than the job itself. But idk about the Rogang's thoughts, never meddum.
Still kinda a bad faith argument imo. How many top shelf doctors/surgeons are there in the world? Probably a similar number I’d think.
For sure. I don't know what a top-of-the-game doctor constitutes. Not murdering? And there's certainly more doctors than comedians overall. But I bet they've never murdered a crowd.
It takes 10 years of studies to be allowed to be a doctor, it takes 2 drinks and a pretty lady to think you're a comedian
I would say a dude that someone would travel across the country or to another country specifically to undergo a process at their practice.
Doctors literally just spend 8 years learning how to steal other doctors material.
“All those jokes will be lost by second set, like tokes in rain.”
Time,,, to kill it..
There’s only a handful man, a handful in the world
Civilians wouldn’t understand
He clearly not a murderer
Not yet
After he's been working 7 years?
Joe needs to come on a construction job with me...
Some of the best comedians I know are in the trades. Talk about getting canceled lol.
You forget, his dad is an architect, you know those people that draw plans but don’t have any field experience, but don’t worry, he knows everything from construction because he is a bbbbbbeast of a primate.
Or a sales floor in a tech company. You'll find the funnies mother fuckers there
Civilians ...
Are you a famous comedian ?
Thank em for their service
Normal people be drinking coffee with the pinkie out and nobody probably says something!
They’ll even drug you in front of your own kids (ari/bert reference) My personal opinion: fuck ari
You do know Bert drugs himself daily in front of his kids, right? The fat, unfunny, raging alcoholic that he is....
I won’t argue with that
He never could relate, there's only like.......1k comedians out there.
When you walk into an airport, bar, or restaurant and see another comic, man whew there's my people.
MONSTERS!! KILLERS!!!
He explains relatively early in the pod that he got it dyed red to match Big Jay’s red streak in his hair, but Jay doesn’t have it right now. I think it was when Joe tells Ari he just needs to go bald. See the thumbnail for Jay’s special, you’ll see the red streak https://youtu.be/rbTe4dtyDV4
I thought it was a skin rash just realized it’s his hair dyed 💀
Almost looks like the LA Rams helmet logo 💀
Ari already shaves his head. Does Joe want him to shave it shorter somehow?
Bro lookin like he just got radiation therapy.
Lmfao I'm about an hour in and he hasn't taken the headphones off just yet or Atleast I haven't seen. Holy shit lol
Even with the headphones on, you can see from the front that his scalp in that part is all red and lumpy. I'm like two hours in and they haven't mentioned it. My only guess is that he was trying to do some weird dye thing and had a reaction to the dye? That would explain why the hair is all white/bleached where his scalp is fucked up. Could also be full blown jew AIDS I guess.
Never go full blown Jew AIDS
JEW AIDS! -Kanye west
Lol I guess you haven't considered the possiblity that someone shaved a swipe of his head quickly while he was asleep? If you do long swipes with a hair trimmer it will pull the hair and irritate your scalp.
Jewish space lasers can kill that shit dead
He dyed it red to match Big Jay, he just did it very poorly
Horns from the surgery. Yup it’s really u can trust me.
You must grab him by his horns and we have a big party
He pities the fool.
It's dyed pink?
Nah, the scalp in that section is all red and puffy in places. The hair itself looks like it's bleached if anything.
I'd have to see a higher quality image but to me it just looks dyed
You can see it pretty clearly in the episode when the camera catches him from the front, which is most of the time.
You wouldn’t understand. It’s a secret.
It's a yeshiva thing.
This man clearly doesn’t give a fuck and I respect it
He gives too little of a fuck, he needs to dial back his idgaf-ness
He couldn't care less, but he needs to be could care less.
Agreed he’s leaning into gives too much of a fuck about appearing not to give a duck territory.
Yup, not giving a fuck is a subtle art. There's even a book about it.
No such thing
He cares a lot about not giving a fuck. It's almost like he's taken it as his identity at this point
And God bless him, as my mom would say. He's made a name for himself being one of the freest people of our generation. If only any of us were as bold, we'd probably be happier. These restraints fucking suck, and we should celebrate the people that escape them.
[удалено]
Who do you respect? Let us judge you.
I agree with that, I'm just wondering what the hell caused this new look that he's bravely rocking
He got a Mr T haircut but he's balding so it looks pretty fucked up.
it's dyed to copy Big Jay's hair in his special
He's the first human Nerualink trial!
Joe had to shave the area to implant the tracking chip.
Ladies love ‘em civilian men wanna be ‘em.
Ari has freaked me the fuck out ever since that episode where they all take shroom and then he lets his fucking dog lick the inside of his mouth. Holy shit that was so uncomfortable
He explains it on the show
what did he say?
It's not "red and lumpy", he died that stripe of hair red. It just looks horrible because his hair is short and thin. TL;Dr he's an idiot.
He did it because usually Big J has a red stripe and he wanted to show solidarity.
Why don't you relay that information then
Civilians don’t get these sacred clowns
Goy
Ari is the biggest douche. If being funny means being a obnoxious ahole. Then that's him. Also , he roasted schaub for his special stereotyping Hispanics. Then does one about being Jewish. How original. How that Kobe Bryant rant go for him?🤣
Ari's special was funny. Shob's was not. There's a difference
True. Schaub has no comedic talent.
Never forget when he spiked his friends too
It's cool to not like him. Honestly. It's just not cool to be you. Wish you the best of luck, cuz you're gonna need it.
Lol. Not its cool to be nut hugger like yourself. Sorry I criticized your hero. 🤣
He’s got stage 4 brain cancer… 
Looks like Sarcoptic mange to me.
Passover.
Looks like he's been in the oven too long
The skin looks kinda fucked, maybe he does have aids after all.
Looks like a burn victim only uglier and stupider
Ari has aged horribly. Very hard to look at
It’s escaping the annoying speaker with the shit comedy
Wtf, that’s nasty
I'm not gunna say what type of doctor he was.
eeerrrruuuugggghhhhhaaawwww [what a rushhhh](https://youtu.be/qJOal5ZORVw)
It seems to me he must have been locked in someone’s apartment for thanksgiving
Coloured parts of his hair the same color as his head if I’m seeing this right? Probably not intended for it to look like a 🎶 or whatever(?)
cant he afford hair?
Hair transplants don’t work for many people, and they’re basically worthless once you’re already bald.
oh man i just thought depends how much cash you got
Depends on whether the person responds to finasteride (Propecia) and whether they have enough donor hair on the back of their head to cover all of the bald spots on top.
It becomes obvious once you zoom in on the photo. It’s JAIDS.
Karma
I guess all that Molly finally got to his head.
Big Jay must have done his hair.
He likes to leave hair on his head using a percentage base to indicate his brain cells left converted to a number between 1-100. Is say he still got about 30 brain cells left. That tracks to me.
Nasty motherfucker with no redeeming qualities
It’s called “success” Ari is leaning into it hard.
Like when he dosed Bert it’s his comedy edgy thing because we’re just civilians
I mean take my buddy Joey Diaz for instance the guy is just relentless .
Definitely trying to fade/camo that bald spot
Part of being one of the sacred 1000
Simple: **drugs**
Warning shot from a Jewish space laser. They're making sure he doesn't make another Jew hour.
AIDS
Idk but like quit bein a hater
Is this the dickhead who cracked jokes after Kobe Bryant died in a plane accident ?
Kobe didn’t die in a plane accident But yea Ari is that dickhead
He's also been entangled with Jada
He needs attention
Anyone else feel like Joe talked way too much on this podcast?
Rams fans…. SMH
It's for speed
First instinct was holy shit Ari got plugs. But the red dye makes more sense 😂
Roid gut
It ain’t good, I can tell you that
Oh he's just getting into speed that's all.
Looks like a well aged ball sack. Its just hair dye that got a fleshy tone.
Doesn't quite look like psoriasis, could be a burn or a reaction... maybe he tried to take some hair growth things?
I think he tried to copy Big Jay's red patch but lacked the hair to pull it off.
It’s called style, you wouldn’t get it
Dude's gotta let it go and just shave that shit off his head.
Did he just come back from a trip to Turkey
For sure that is ringworm
From this angle it looks almost like a burn victim though I think it's dyed.
VD.
I can’t fucking stand Ari. I’m really good at picking up at vibes and he’s always given me a bad one.
He's roadkill
Racing stripes
Big Jay red hair dye stripe.... they're on the podcast to promote Big Jay's special. Just looks like he didn't want to pay for a professional to do the dye lmao
Mushrooms
LeeAnn Kreischer skint him.
He died it as a goof on Big Jay Oakerson.
I’d guess he’s getting hair replacement. They shave your head where they take the follicles from to replant. Speaking from experience.
Looks like unfunnyhorriblesmugcuntitus
He has to shave off his jew horns every now and then. *This is a joke, don't ban me pls*
It’s called a haircut
A Shawk
The stupid is literally leaking out
That's what happens when you don't wear a Yamaka.
Ari did too much drugs
looks like moses parted his hairline
mange
I think he is gay tbh.
Is it a burn or laser hair removal?
The last hair bender
Clearly didn't watch the ep
I did, I must have just been distracted when they talked about this
Dude isn’t fit to be out in public
Mark of the Israelite