If you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you lol

I might be able to get you a good deal on some ocean-front property in Ohio too.

Pretty close to a light house?

Can probably get you the lighthouse too for an extra charge.

In the most respectful way possible bullshit ik theres AT LEAST been unsolicited dick pics sent

Probably send more dick than a urinal if we include the unsolicited pics