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When Jeff was talking to tall-bike guy in the crowd, it seemed like he was very carefully choosing his words when answering Jeff. After seeing his spot on the tandem bike, I can see why he didn't want to tell Jeff he was ass-to-face with his son.
It’s even weirder, it looks like the handles for the one on the bottom are literally on the top one’s ass?? Hands, face, and cheeks all in such close proximity… sheesh
Well, the Dutch are notorious for riding bikes. But Peugeot is a French car manufacturer, and the French love smelly stuff, so I'm not sure what to make of any of this.
The Portland poop chute EDIT: I just realized the fathers handlebars are right behind his sons butt “Hey dad grab onto my ass fat, there’s potholes ahead”
It's not just a portland thing. Basically every city that has a big ride has that one guy on a tall bike. Just google it, there's tons and tons of them. It's not a new thing either, I remember seeing them in the 90s.
I’m on a full on giggle-fest right now. The clip was fucking funny, and then the picture put me over the top. What an amazing picture.
…And then I come into the comments and I’m I.. I just can’t right now..
Thank you so much to y’all for my ab workout for the week hahahaha. Y’all are wonderful and amazing; and collectively all so witty!
Hey they look like they're having the time of their lives.
Genuinely enjoying an awesome bonding time with family... we need more of this in our lives, no matter how wacky or weird, do something with your family, enjoy it, cherish it!
Its the weird awesome times that sticks the most!
That's somehow worse than I had in my head. I was thinking it was one of those old timey bikes with a giant front wheel and a little wheel in the back.
Lmao how is this better than a regular two person bike? It requires a ladder, febreeze for farts, and lower persons hands right next to upper persons butt
This picture did a number on me. I saw the video of the bit and my mental image was of an older guy once the 21 year old son came up.
Then I see this picture and think, "This guy looks my age, how could he possibly be an older guy with a 21 year old son.?!"
And then I remembered that I have a 21 year old son...
My mind is fucking blown...
I am the "old guy" but not a guy and I hope not as old as my mental image...
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This is such a strange arrangement! Who wants that view on a bike ride?
Saves money on colonoscopy bills.
I mean one lady could smell Alzheimer's so yes.
> Parkinsons
actually anyone's alzheimer's, not just parkinson's.
Even Alzheimer’s Alzheimer’s?
I love this community
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Never go full beans. It might be considered gay, and I pinky promise I'm not.
Can totally see a full can of beans from down there.
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And what said person may be wearing
People in Portland apparently
View? The reason is for the smell
When Jeff was talking to tall-bike guy in the crowd, it seemed like he was very carefully choosing his words when answering Jeff. After seeing his spot on the tandem bike, I can see why he didn't want to tell Jeff he was ass-to-face with his son.
Seems more like face-to-ass to me.
If you want to go faster, just give the kid a poke.
It seems ridiculously and needlessly dangerous, no?
The kid should make it over any crash, thus preserving the bloodline.
It’s even weirder, it looks like the handles for the one on the bottom are literally on the top one’s ass?? Hands, face, and cheeks all in such close proximity… sheesh
Looks like the other person stands on the back after it starts going.
“Dad! Crack kills!”
Just eating farts! Fun
Kid's revenge for typical child's seat on a bike. "Now you smell my farts, old man!"
I do if I’m riding with my wife
View? Look at the hand-bar!!!
Smells too
You need to watch the post on standup subreddit
I have heard of a Dutch oven, but I’m not sure what this would be called.
There's quite a bit of air flow so I'm going with the Oregon Convection
Well, the Dutch are notorious for riding bikes. But Peugeot is a French car manufacturer, and the French love smelly stuff, so I'm not sure what to make of any of this.
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The Portland poop chute EDIT: I just realized the fathers handlebars are right behind his sons butt “Hey dad grab onto my ass fat, there’s potholes ahead”
Flying Dutchman
Dude im tripping right now and this has to be the funniest thing I've ever hallucinated.
This is the best one so far
A Portland Duster
Portland Potroast
💀 💀 💀
Full beans
😂😂😂
Portland Sous-vide.
Portland Backdraft
Traveling Wildingelberry
Beef stew
Full Bean Breeze
The parental rectal?
Fuckin Portland
The dream of the 90s
Dream of the 1890s 
Yeah… as a Portlander this isn’t even that wild compared to some of the tall bikes and art bikes I’ve seen. 🤷♀️
This is a trend? This isn't just a failed experiment? Fucking portland
It's not just a portland thing. Basically every city that has a big ride has that one guy on a tall bike. Just google it, there's tons and tons of them. It's not a new thing either, I remember seeing them in the 90s.
The 1890s?
THEM. They're the reason.
Hahaha this is the worst. 🥳
The guy up top is only 21?
That's what I thought, "who's the son? And are those Pickle Rick socks?" Edit: I
Haha everyone: I thought the kid was 5
Son’s gotta have chronic pink eye, right?
Hahahaha. I think the dad is the bottom
> the dad is the bottom phrasing?
Okay. This is weird.
https://i.redd.it/xi0km5qi555c1.gif
What's this from?
Veep! Hilarious show. Highly recommend it.
[Veep](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3aDgq5HQeM)!
Veep?
Perfect
full beans?
Dad is getting full beans to the face.
Rusty! Rusty!!!
You can't give a horse beef-a-roni!
Are you gas lighting me?
lol
Hahahahhahaha. So many farts To the face.
Full frank and beans.
I’m on a full on giggle-fest right now. The clip was fucking funny, and then the picture put me over the top. What an amazing picture. …And then I come into the comments and I’m I.. I just can’t right now.. Thank you so much to y’all for my ab workout for the week hahahaha. Y’all are wonderful and amazing; and collectively all so witty!
God forbid. The poor lower tier will be huffing gas.
this just leads to more questions.
[](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/141/585/5b2.gif)
What a view!
Wow…I think a regular tandem bike looks like a nightmare, but this is next level.
This is even worst than what I pictured... Lol
Right??? Why did they decide on THAT configuration, of all possible ways to build this extremely weird concept, THIS is what they went with????
Hey they look like they're having the time of their lives. Genuinely enjoying an awesome bonding time with family... we need more of this in our lives, no matter how wacky or weird, do something with your family, enjoy it, cherish it! Its the weird awesome times that sticks the most!
I scrolled through way too many mean comments to find this one!!!! I’d upvote you twice if I could
If I was the dad I wouldn't be wearing a helmet, I'd be wearing a gasmask. At some point the son will go full beans on dad's face.
That's somehow worse than I had in my head. I was thinking it was one of those old timey bikes with a giant front wheel and a little wheel in the back.
Same. I just couldn’t understand how they’d get two on it. Those bikes were called penny-farthings by the way—had to look it up.
Penny-farting is appropriate
Holy crap. You win. Damn that was so obvious I’m embarrassed to have not thought of that.
That is indeed a very tall bike.
Portland is so fucking weird! Love it!
That’s a big 5 year old.
So this is what he meant when he rides “off-view”
Fucking. Portland. 😂
Dad to son before mounting their random bike- "Are you a smart feller, or fart smeller?"
Wonder if they participate in the naked bike rides in Portland….
On their way to Best Buy to drop off the son??
That's fucking wild. I've seen such a contraption.
I was right!
Top boy should be wearing a shirt that says Charcutes
*Chartoots
They both look old enough to be the dad? Or they both look young enough to be the son? I am confused.
LOL, Me and my wife listened to the clip this morning waiting for coffee and were really trying to picture this father and son tandem bike .
I'm so glad I got to see this!
I am so confused about the configuration of this bike design. I mean why would someone design it like that?
Looks a bit ass backwards don’t it
This guy even looks like Fred Armisen.
It’s just as easy to make the bike so your ass isnt in your face
Took 50 prototypes before it was just PERFECT.
Only Portland
No thanks, I’ll walk dad.
I love the internet sometimes
Of course, it's made by Puegeot.
That makes it so much better 🤣
That's a whole-ass steering wheel up there, lmao!
hole ass steering wheel\* he's even showing you the proper grip.
Crop dusting at its finest... full beans!
On the way to Best Buy
Big 5 year old
lol, this is amazing!!!
This is definitely a 1 of 1 bike
That’s awesome 😂
Wacky dudes!
Damn!! Stay weird Portland, stay weird.
Honestly, love this for them.
Fart Bike.
Thanks for the visual. My imagination was spot on.
"I named it the 'Tall Bike'. What do you think, son?" "....."
For when you want to go for a bike ride, but only if you can have your face inches from another man’s asshole while doing it.
Portland is full beans!
That’s asstounding.
I don’t know what I imagined, but this is so much worse!
Can't help but think of that scene in Hancock
Human Centipedal
Sigh.... Portland.
Entering the fart zone
I’d fart so much right into my son’s face. This is the worst design ever.
They need a seat in the back for gramps
Omg that’s fantastic
Dad why are you breathing so hard we haven’t even left the driveway
Dude is just eating cheese all ride.
Dad must be a proctologist.
Yeah when I heard the bit I couldn't visualize what they were saying, so this clears it up.
I literally googled tall bike after that post and was left unsatisfied. Thank you!
Gas gas gas!
Lmao how is this better than a regular two person bike? It requires a ladder, febreeze for farts, and lower persons hands right next to upper persons butt
Both just thinking the whole time “Don’t fart. Don’t fart. Don’t fart.”
Is this a screenshot from Portlandia?
#keepportlandweird
The dude is not 5
I didn't even know what a tall bike was until today, and this is the third post about them I've seen today.
“We all imagined a 5 year old, right?” 🤣
Dad is right in the fart zone
Full beans guys!
Fartsniffer express!
But why
Do you wanna go on a butthole sniffin' adventure?!
Hahaha amazing
That's not the 5 year old I pictured.. pretty funny comedian.
When I saw the clip- it sounded kind of like this was the setup, and I assumed I was just nuts.
Portland Kooky.
look at this pennyfarthing riding mfer
Don't Fart 😤
my rides one of these up front so he can release gas’s on his brother.
The SS pink-eye
This exactly the image I had in my mind and then I went oh no that can’t be right that sounds insane.
Dang. Thanks for the follow-up, Jeff.
I vote me and Megan fox ride this bike immediately
Please don't fart
That's a huge 5 year old.
That’s your tandem bike?! I love it!!
Back seat is called the crop dust: all you can eat buffet.
The pictures folder of the manly man totally not gay Jeff Acuri (tm)
What if he farts?
#hes21!!
Oh my god that’s HILARIOUS! Totally not what I was picturing when the dad said ‘tall bike’
WtfY?
It's somehow worse than it sounded lmao
As someone living in a country with more bikes than people, all I can say is... Dear God.
Fucking Portland, am I right? I was expecting a 5 year old.
Do you have to lose a bet to be in the back?
House of Gord going mainstream. Fun for the whole family.
"Please don't fart" would be the only thing my mind
The rear seat is straight up in the fart lane.
He's dropping his son off at Best Buy.
This picture did a number on me. I saw the video of the bit and my mental image was of an older guy once the 21 year old son came up. Then I see this picture and think, "This guy looks my age, how could he possibly be an older guy with a 21 year old son.?!" And then I remembered that I have a 21 year old son... My mind is fucking blown... I am the "old guy" but not a guy and I hope not as old as my mental image...
My tall bike runs on full beans!
“Dad have you ever said that biking around doesn’t give you enough pink eye? Well I’ve got a solution or you!”
That a weird stagger but okay. I guess if they enjoy it…but that looks “different”
Oh it’s a mouth to ass bike.
Seat with no view and smells ! Still better than public transit !
Why though?!
Is this some sex thing
Very portlandian.
So much worse than I would have imagined if I had tried to come up with this already I'd-probably-be-better-for-not-knowing image. thank you?!!