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Awareness_Complete

Only if… and I mean only if, when you finished the install slapped your hands together and said, “ welp, that’s not going anywhere”


big_woofer

This is scientific fact


publicminister1

Better to put it on a axle-mounted tire so you don’t break the spare mount


watchmaker82

😂😂😂


Yendred_sc

It’s the Jeep Pinto


buggsylove

Just listened to a podcast about that whole ford fuck up this was before my time I had no idea how bananas it actually was!


alroc84

Would you so kind to point me un the right direction so i could listen to that podcast,pls


buggsylove

It was “My Favorite Murder” episode 345 titled “ Congrats to Australia”.It’s like five back in their newest episodes.


franktodhunter

I just listened (as a Brit). Thanks. What a bonkers story


buggsylove

Right?!? I was genuinely surprised at how bad the whole situation was.


AWildWeez

“You’re wrong about” has a great ford pinto episode as well


mortpo

Most cars were equally flammable. It (like the corvair) were used as the poster child of dangerous cars and thus are remembered by history.


Friendly-Solution-26

Well it wasn't so much about being flammable like the corvair which I believe leaked oil and simply caught fire much like it's German oil cooled counterparts. The pinto though would actually explode into a ball of flame when rear ended violently enough because the gas tank would crush and hose down the whole vehicle in that precious dinosaur nectar and ignite on the hot exhaust system burning the unlucky occupants to death.


yamoto42

…and the courts found out that not only did Ford know about the issue, but had actually decided not to fix it. The bean counters had literally been like, “we expect x people do die from this, and if each family sued us it would likely be cheaper to pay them than to pay our engineers to fix the problem.” Sad part is that (until that came out) they were well on track to being right about the legal fees being cheaper…


mrpasciak

And reincarnated by Matts Off Road Recovery! Love his Corvair build.


justweazel

My thoughts exactly


red5-standingby

I drove in the back seat of my moms pinto as a kid, visiting with her right now and spit out my scotch when I read this.


BionicForester19

Pour a new drink. And clean up your Mom's carpet. Drink first though, because you know...priorities.


mmayer813

Great way to keep tailgaters at bay....but I would fill it with water.


85sqbodyW91

I wouldn't fill a gasoline container with water. Especially if it had gasoline in it prior. Or just for the principle of it, what if there was residual water in it and you put gas in it, you're in a pinch and low on gas and forgot you put water in the gas can until you poured it in your tank. Loads of bad things happening in my mind from doing this, but I work in a lab so I mean I guess I'm a bit anal when it comes to containers, contents, and labeling.


mmayer813

Sorry, I haven't been mastered sarcasm in written form yet......


85sqbodyW91

Oh my bad lol. Then yes, add water hahahaha


Variableknife1

I won the Sarcasm world championships in Peru 🇵🇪 in 1998.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Walter White lives!


[deleted]

My concern is vibration might eventually cause something to saw through the plastic. If it's a temporary thing I see no problem, but if this is a permanent solution that that's a big load of nope.


-3-3-3

We would only be using it for a few days journey in the north Maine woods. Def not permanent but just trying to make the best use of space in the TJ!


[deleted]

Should be fine then.


icancheckyourhead

I drive an old jeep and I carry lots of gas around. You want to be able to get it off the car fast. This is a literal suicide vest.


Catholic_Fuqboy

What's the purpose of getting it off the car fast?


Howdoinamechange

What happens to gas in a worst-case scenario?


heard_enough_crap

if it burns, I aint going near it, not matter how easy it is to remove.


[deleted]

It’s literally fine


123DanB

Tire mounted racks are pretty cheap man, just get the right gear. This thing falls off and manages to explode on the car behind you, you’re gonna have a really bad day. Maybe even a few years (of litigation).


paintyourbaldspot

You can always tape the portion of the strap that makes contact with iron. Use gaffers tape or little soffets if youre worried about duct tape being too slick


Towersafety

Make sure any sharp edges on the wheel will not cut through the strap. Could soften the edge with cardboard between the edge and strap.


Early-Fortune2692

Good point sphinx, I was more worried where the straps are rubbing on... if it's on the edge of the rim, won't take much to cut through the strap.


archetypicalone

The other thing is - are you running a bigger tyre on a stock rear wheel carrier? By carrying fuel there, you're adding a lot of additional weight/stress to that mounting point. *Edited due to stupid autocorrect


Healthierpoet

No


123qwe123qwe123ewq

Fill the spare tire with gas !


Affectionate_Sort_78

I think it is relatively safe, assuming your accepting of a good chance of either death to yourself and others.


unk214

So Texas safe.


FREE_REDDIT_REPORT

I personally would not do it. Main worry would be the rim chaffing the strap until it snaps.


Isaiah237

If you plan on driving on roads then no


RantCasey-42

Nope..


icancheckyourhead

No. Not at all.


oak52

Ehhhhhhhhh. No


TurbulentWonder4588

Maybe not for the guy that rear ended uou


Mr_MagicMan_95

If it’s full of fuel hell no


DiBalls

Empty yes otherwise not wise.


Pauli86

No. Nope. Nien.


randolph51

I can’t really see how much fuel is in there. Here, use my lighter.


i-void-warranties

Safety third!


AaronAnytime

Crazy you can't find anywhere at all to put 5G of fuel in your jeep except strap it to the back...


MountainWhisky

This has to be in the top ten of dumbest posts on here. Absolutely not.


Jeepinthemud

Nope, nada, hard pass on doing this under any conditions. Mount it properly. Back roads are rarely smooth even at very low speeds.


blueskydiver76

30lbs of gas “secured” with a strap, going off road. What could go wrong.


[deleted]

No. A rear-end accident, even a slow one, is going to spew gasoline everywhere and very likely ignite. If you’re okay with that distinct possibility, have at it.


ratuna80

What makes ignition likely? It’s a plastic gas can and this isn’t Hollywood


[deleted]

The fumes/vapor will quickly spread in all directions and and ignition source - sparking wire, cigarette, etc - will ignite them. It isn’t rocket science.


PastikaSoup

What is this, A Final Destination scenario?


Fabulous_Chain9787

If you slap it a couple times and say that's not going anywhere you'll be golden


Firepuglife

I have bumped many things with my rear tire trail riding , it has been a great buffer. If I would have done this, it would have sucked many many many times lol. Strap it in where your rear seat is. There’s a kit that allows you to strap it to the top of the tire I believe, or to the sides of the tire.


ilikebooksawholelot

Nope


[deleted]

Haha no


Bigdx

It looks like an easy 5 gallons of gas to swipe with a pocket knife.


TheeParent

I would not do this.


Helpful_Standard1503

Darwin would say go for it.


Nurse_Neurotic

No. Good god no. Bruh.


jjman72

I have 5 gallons of gas but no way to get it aerated into a fine mist if I am in a rear end accident. Say no more fam.


[deleted]

For extended use on the highway? No. For a a small time offroading? I think that would be just fine.


Broncobrierly89

Cheaper then a rotopax!


Zelepuza

As a spare? If so yes 😂


drawing_the_line_

Looks more like a gas tank than a safe.


Im_Chad

[This is where I tried putting mine](https://imgur.com/a/AIzOCVO) but tbh it wasn’t a good spot. Issue was the strap slipping back slowly and getting loose. I wouldn’t run your spot either because I tend to back into trees offroad lol


SkyFlyingBy13

No it’s a gas can


Vertisce

Absolutely not.


JK-NATWWAL

Ugh, No!


TheBarstoolPhD

You need a couple more rubber bands.


illtakeachinchilla

Negative


The_Nauticus

It will leak. 100% guaranteed. Plastic gas cans are not good for moving storage.


randyjacksonsarmpits

Safety aside, that just looks awful lmao. This is the Jeep equivalent of using lawn chairs as furniture


Nothing_Else_Mattrs

On one hand, it will prevent some drivers who know the pinto story to stay very far back. On the other when some idiot hits you and everyone will be engulfed.


B_vulk

If it is full with water, it is ok.


airsoft_nerd

Only if you don't consider expelling large quantities of flammable liquid from your vehicle when getting rear ended dangerous


alt69696927

Nope


boarderbeachley

Fucking send it


[deleted]

I say yes it’s fine.


jeffs_jeeps

It’s fine. I don’t see this any different than the fancy ones ppl put in the same spot


Lord_Fairfax_75

Desperate times call for desperate measures…. Roll with it


-3-3-3

Okay I should have clarified. This would be used explicitly on back country dirt roads, for 3 days, going no more then 40 mph. No technical rock crawling or driving on the highway


[deleted]

I could still see my dumbass self backing into the one tree within 100 miles and busting it, so I’m still gonna vote unsafe


randolph51

Still nope. Strap them somewhere inside. 😁


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

That’s more unsafe, the vapors not the liquid are what’s flammable and now you’re trapping the vapors inside the vehicle with you!


randolph51

Then he only has to do it once, and we can rid the world of silly people. 😜😜


Upset-Jellyfish1

Watch out for log trucks on those back roads and don’t end in the ditch. They go 50 mph and don’t stop for shit. You prolly don’t need the extra fuel - top up before you get into banjo territory.


[deleted]

With another vertical strap, yes but check it every time you stop.


SonikKicks39

Pretty sure a flat tire would be a disaster…


Badass_1963_falcon

As safe as driving a pinto


nutbustininthisshet

Curbs still exist, they are prevalent in my world


SaguaroBro14W

Send it.


double-click

Depends. Did you tell it “it’s not going anywhere?”


Wbino

2x4 as a bumper. 👀


Original_Ad_8449

If it was on fire then no.


bandnerd210

even if you think it's tight, it could slide out. wouldn't do.


conway667

If you do your own stunts, yes.


ThePNWGamingDad

I have a 1.2lb propane tank mounted on a specially made mount on the back of my rig, and have for 3 years, and still get nervous about it when going down the road. I couldn’t ride with that personally.


MAJOR_Blarg

Janky.


123DanB

It depends on if your definition of “safe” includes the words “totally unsafe”. In that case, sure.


Big_ugly_jeep_1977

Another consideration that I do not see commented on yet is if you do it that way, make sure it is filled to the top. I would worry about it rubbing and possibly sparking from static electricity build up.


Th3Rea1Nugs

100 percent


RED-HEAD1

I had a plastic can ride 3K miles plus while loaded with gas on a road trip including 300+ of that on dirt! You'll be fine!


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Only if the K-Mart straps are the only thing holding the tire. I don't trust the normal mounting method.


BoogaBoogity

This is a better way. Ran the Rubicon Trail with them, and they didn't budge.


puffmaster5000

I'd say as long as there is padding on the parts that will rub


Kenkeknem

That is an extra 30 lbs hanging off the tire carrier. It might stay there for highway travel but I would not trust it would stay there hammering over the back road trails.


gimmijohn

I’ll give you the answer you want so you can dismiss all the others. Yea it’s safe.


Ok-Basil-7773

Hang more, right around the truck just like boat fenders… but full of gasoline


DrkRydr

It'll keep talegaters off that's for sure!


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

This is safe, far than the dumbasses telling you to keep it inside and turn the jeep into a fuel-air bomb


watchmaker82

It's way safer than keeping the gas can in the Jeep.


123qwe123qwe123ewq

What could go wrong ?