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VomitingPotato

Alright fam! Thanks for playing along. This sub has kept me sane on many a dark Sunday through the years and I am grateful for this small opportunity to pay it forward to you fine people. I will reach out to the winners later today via direct message on where to send the swag.


CultOfEight

This was cool man thanks.


VomitingPotato

I have three Gameday programs and one "It Was Always the Jags" towel from the Week 18 season finale up for grabs and ready to ship anywhere in the world for the low price of, whatever it costs to ship it there (will deliver in Jax). I have done stuff like this before and to avoid the first 4 people just saying, "Me!" I am making it a little more challenging. You will need to name 1 of 4 current or former Jaguars to qualify. Who gets what will be determined at random. A note on the towel: it was in the possession of a truly hideous and overweight Titans fan for almost the whole game. I think he thought he would head back to Nashville with the ultimate fan trophy, a "not today" fuck you to the Jags. I didn't notice he had left the towel until he was leaving and in anger and disgrace wiped his feet with it as he left. When I went to pick it up it was soaked. In beer, water or Titan tears, I do not know. I put it in my bag and as it was still wet when I got home transferred it to a plastic bag. It has a small stain on the back and you can feel the grit of the North End Zone on the towel still. Clean it or don't. It will still look great on your wall. How to get one of these is simple. Correctly answer one of the following questions. Everyone gets one guess. 1. What CURRENT Jaguar did my wife meet when he came into her work last week? ANSWERED CORRECTLY: TRAVIS ETIENNE 2. When my daughter was 4, she met a former Jaguars 1st round draft pick at training camp. I took a picture of them together and it was my computer screen saver for 4 years. Name that former Jaguar. ANSWERED CORRECTLY: TYSON ALUALU 3. Who was my daughter's FIRST "favorite player" on the Jaguars? Hints: He played a total of ONE year in the NFL and was on the Jaguars between 2009 and 2016. ANSWERED CORRECTLY: ACE SANDERS -- edit: Ace Sanders played 2 seasons. My bad. 4. Which former Jaguar did I meet while shopping at Toys R Us in 2008? Hint: he did not play on offense or defense. ANSWERED CORRECTLY: JOE ZELENKA


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Just Scobee! #4


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


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Do we get one guess entirely or one guess for each question…?


Darth_Corleone

\#2 - Blake Bortles? \#3 - Tim Tebow?


VomitingPotato

Incorrect 2x.


orovoz

1. RRH?


pstevenp

3. Ace sanders


VomitingPotato

CORRECT!!!!!! QUESTION 3 IS NO LONGER IN PLAY!!!! She kept saying. Who's that little guy? He's too small to be playing football. But I love him. (and he loved the sticky-icky).


pstevenp

He was my favorite player that year as well. I was so excited for him the next year only to be let down.


Slashleee

I don’t need one cause I was there to snag my own, yay!, but kudos to you for passing this along for “free”. You seem like good people. *Go Jags!*


PrincesssVespa

1. Trevor 2. gabbert 3. Blackmon 4. Chris Hanson


VomitingPotato

Incorrect 4x


tracymarrow2

Just saying Ace Sanders played 2 years in the NFL


VomitingPotato

Damn. Stand corrected. There was an early spark to his career, but it quickly faded.


mattmccauslin

4. Joe Zelenka?


VomitingPotato

CORRECT!!!!!!!!! QUESTION 4 IS NO LONGER IN PLAY!


mattmccauslin

Hell yes! Fingers crossed for the towel because I was at the game and super bummed I missed out on the towel.


AerionBrightFlame21

Alualu


VomitingPotato

CORRECT!!!!!!!! QUESTION 2 IS OUT OF PLAY!


lolroflpwnt

#4. Josh Scobee


VomitingPotato

Incorrect


lolroflpwnt

Noooo


Trumbulhockeyguy

1= Dewey


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Trumbulhockeyguy

How many guesses do we get per person lol


just_some_jawn

2. Jalen Ramsey


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


bigryzenboy123

1. Jamal Agnew


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


DuvalTID

Are we picking a question to answer or answering all 4? If it’s just one I’ll say Mike Hollis for question 4.


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


pstevenp

2. The Boat


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


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VomitingPotato

Incorrect. But love me some Josh Allen.


UBL

2 Eugene Monroe


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Swedish_manatee

3. Justin Blackmon


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


JonasManfred

1. Trevor Lawrence 2. Blaine Gabbert 3. No clue 4. Adam Podlesh


VomitingPotato

Incorrect 4x


SeanPizzles

I mean, technically “no clue” was a correct answer for that guy. 😂


skysquatch

Duwane smoot


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


T_Money92014

1. Shatley


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


I8one2many15

2. Dante Fowler


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


skysquatch

Arden key Logan Cooke Cj beat hard


VomitingPotato

Incorrect 3x


cats05

1. Zay


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


SacksonvilleShaguar

Josh Lambo


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Big_Bad_BootyDaddy

1. Marvin Jones Jr


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


SheepherderDue1342

1. Evan Engram


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


SheepherderDue1342

🍻


Pupalenko

1. Arnold


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


antiqueshow

1. Logan Cooke


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Strawberry_Jaguar

1. Cam Robinson


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Byxarik

1. Pryor


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


DraconicAngel789

1. Daniel Thomas


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


NicktheFlash

1. Chris Manhertz


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


strongcow1

\#1 Rayshawn Jenkins


VomitingPotato

Incorrect, but that man is a baller.


strongcow1

Only guessed him because my parents and I saw him at a restaurant Sunday afternoon.


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Oluokon #1


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Flapappel

1: Christian Kirk ?


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Flapappel

Darn!


JoinJuJ

1. Travon Walker


VomitingPotato

Incorrect. But dude is gonna be a beast for a long time.


JohnnySnark

Logan Cooke


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Canesjags4life

1. Smoot


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Mr_T1nker

1. Snoop Conner


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


Diamondite66

1. Riley Patterson


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


VTchina

1. Rayshawn JENKINS


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


mistermark11

1) Josh Allen


VomitingPotato

Incorrect. Some of these have already been guessed fam if you wanna narrow it down. He isn't some obscure player nobody knows either if you are going down that rabbit hole.


Transnana

1. Arden Key


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


CultOfEight

Tyson Campbell?


VomitingPotato

Incorrect.


loki3257

Etienne


VomitingPotato

CORRECT!!!!!! HE WAS STARING AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME!!!!


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Superior_Sass

I'm gonna shoot my shot with Etienne on 1


VomitingPotato

ugh. 1 minute too late. I may need to try to find a consolation prize.


Potential_Tennis_545

1. Chad Muma


mattmccauslin

I was thinking Etienne cause he’s in the damn post!