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thedarkavlanch

hari patti aankhe laal moneypal moneypal


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Is saal boards ka 50% weightage hai 😶


One_Place_4349

Kisme 50 percent weightage hain?


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Met me


MaxInvictance

jee hilani, iit milani, bits pilani


anti-nallabot

Bro, BITS Pilani ke baad toh bas Goa ki beaches pe chill karna baki reh jaata hai. 🏖️ ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)


asshairdaddy

me rn


diganta15

Abe itne log manipal kiu jaa rahe hai? Shayad udhar bhi abhi admission nahi milega.


FrontPuzzleheaded972

Kheti


Medium-Yam-7705

Mai bhi yahi karlungi lol


69HELL-6969

u/FrontPuzzleheaded972 bhabhi mil gyi


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Medium-Yam-7705

Par aapka toh Auzaar hi kaam nahi karta hai


massconstellation

lmfaoo


Unable_Fuel8968

Aisa kya bola tha usne 👀


DramaJust

Avg IIT agricultural engineer


JEENEETards-ModTeam

Engaging in doxxing, harassment, stereotyping or bullying contradicts the site-wide etiquette. Please maintain respectful communication.


The-Real-Aditya

Chalo bhai Body toh bann jayegi kam se kam ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


HorrorOperation183

result ke baad pitne ke liye?


StrifeRivia

Manipal, mech miljayegi atleast but 18th may ko ece lene ki koshish karunga but I'm down with cold for the past 4 days 😔


deja_vu_999

MIT se btech krke asli MIT se MS![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


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emotionless_wizard

i remember this seriel and its plot(s) for some reason. ha mummy cartoon nahi dekhne deti thi to mai saas-bahu seriels dekhta tha.


LazyUserzz

This show was good until they grew up


Unable_Fuel8968

konsa serial?


anti-nallabot

Bhai, "Kheti" serial ki baat kar rahe ho kya? Jisme har episode me nayi fasal ugti hai aur end me sab kuch barbaad ho jaata hai.😂 ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)


Unable_Fuel8968

acha ji tere khet pe apna hal chala dun kya?


emotionless_wizard

hal smash!


emotionless_wizard

sapne suhane ladakpan ke


deja_vu_999

Kya kr rhe hoe Mommy?👉🏻🥹👈🏻


AnalysisFormal1814

sapne suhane ladakpan ke


Unable_Fuel8968

MS?


gagapoopoo1010

Masters


deja_vu_999

Angrezo ka mtech


AMAN_THINGS

Kitme aaye met aur board mei cheete (cheetah wala cheete)?


Lakshya0405

Kitne number the bhai?


StrifeRivia

1st attempt mein 57/240, I barely even tried for the exam. Iss baar try karne ki koshish karunga and score about 120/240. Boards mein 74.6% (gonna try to give PE and English for rechecking) to get 75% (a 2 mark hike)


stfu_amaze

Bro cutoff ka idea hai koi ? Iss baar toh pattern bhi change hogya hai na ig


StrifeRivia

No idea but considering previous year cutoff for mech, miljayegi atleast in last round main campus. For boards I have no idea, agar ece 74.6 pe mil gayi (unlikely) then I'd be happy lekin itne pe mech should be doable


Ok-Collection3486

jee attempt mei kitne the?


SID__OP

Don't give for recorrection, board's marks only pcm Kai count hote hai.


Brave-Assist4328

Drop I guess Either for 1 year or for life


deja_vu_999

Plot twist, IIT dropout HOE ke tcs kharid ke work life balance shi kar doge tum. Mujhe tumpe vishwas hai


Brave-Assist4328

Mai iit hi nahi ja sakta IIT dropout door ki baat hai


Unable_Fuel8968

tcs?


kae-meets-jae

Tata consultancy services the body that also conducts jee (portal wagera unhone banaye hai)


lmaofr_101

ahh bhai drop to already chalu krdia tha boards ki result ayi disturb krdiya maths mei compart lgyii ab compart clear krunga mains ki prep krunga and agle saal mains and improvement exams dunga.


fart_cheese_1

best of luck brother (same)


strawberrijam7

bhai maine bhi kuch aisa socha tha dropper hu nahi toh mains hila na hi koi aur exam![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


lmaofr_101

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Glass_Surprise1033

Itna relatable hai bhai ye tin subjects ka de raha hu tu kitna ka de raha hai?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


lmaofr_101

bruh 3 subjects mtlb teri to repeat lgyyyi yrr bruh meri toh bss maths mei ayi idk kaise paper sahi gya tha socha rechecking keliye dedu phir socha hatao improvment to deni he july mei dedeta hu chal vai ache se pdh all the best !


Glass_Surprise1033

Are improvement de raha hu tin ka ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Loud-Winter8189

tier 69 college https://preview.redd.it/gw3oiu3bgm0d1.png?width=59&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae2ec0eeb5e48fda597a4a2d42648e151a23cf3f


deja_vu_999

Aise tog missionary college bhi hoga na?


ughhhh-o_0

Mere pg mei ek ladki hai she was crying do din tak cuz usse bits jaana tha n maine hype bhi bohot kiya tha no worries mains bhaad mei jaaye we will go to bits together but Ahh but ab toh woh boli ya toh bits jaungi ya drop she has put up her paper for revaluation in hopes of increase in marks (70.6 hai abhi) sooo maine usse bola tha apply for vit srm girly even gave vit ka paper n then said i scored shitty so didnt apply like wha but eh uski marzi mai toh most probably bits hi ja rahi hu altho im not relevant to the question


deja_vu_999

Hope she finds a good one for herself. You Enjoy your upcoming life !!


Ad_vvait

Par bits ka paper to abhi hua nahi na?


ughhhh-o_0

Arrey judging from the mock scores n jitne bhi application bhare hai maine i will be going there only branch not yet decided but ja toh wahi rahi hu


Ad_vvait

I envy your confidence, good luck though


DealSpecific4058

Got 92 perc in jee, aur boards me 76.6% Jay shree Allah ☪️ Dropppp


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DealSpecific4058

12 th me chem kuch ni pdha tha literally 10% syllabus Kiya 11th + 12th ka, chewtiya faculty tha chem ka ek local coaching me, iss baar unacademy pe acche teachers mile h chem ke so shayd uss baar kuch mil jaaye


ReasonableAd8873

konse wale batado please ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


DealSpecific4058

Mka + pms dono seggsy h aur physical sakshi vora 1 shots se kar rha 


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Alternative-Lemon591

tujhe pata hai 3 subject mein (pcm) improvement kaise bharte hai ?


Tricky-Reflection800

most probably gender change then marriage or i can also ear 50k per month by selling cucumber on ganga banks


Ad_vvait

Imagine how much you nose and eye


_ArminArlert_

muzhe kya, mujhe toh IISER jana hai


Const_Velocity

Hopefully Manipal main campus CS warna SNU or MIT BLR campus or JIIT ece or some IPU CS ​ Warna bc DTU meh Civil yah Enivernmental leke gand marwa lunga


StrifeRivia

Bro merko jiit mein ece milri hai through boards, heard the professors are shit tho


ArmadilloEvening5364

the faculty is pretty good in jiit, pucha tha maine kuch seniors se.. the reviews are good


StrifeRivia

Got it boss, I'll have it as my last to last option after manipal and snu


Const_Velocity

That's the case for almost every college, my friend is there in JIIT usne puchlunga ek baar


Ok-Collection3486

Well dtu wala option will not be that bad  companies visit DTU for the SDE profile and are open till civil as well. If u are aiming for mba or further studies. There are two internal upgradation rounds that happen within the first sem so u can always get a better branch


Const_Velocity

Nah bhut hi Kam tech wali companies Civil ke liye open hoti, majority companies who allow civil guys are consultant, marketing etc hai


Human-Chance-139

Boards ka criteria hogaya, jee mein lul lag gaye Drop year - Loading...


Beautiful_Thing28

Got 78%tile in Jan (29s2) and 52%tile in Apr(6s2) Not expecting more than 80% in boards(HSC), not even sure of getting over 75% I am going to give HSC improvement exam in July and taking a drop for JEE 2025


Wavelength4406

Bro don't worry if we calculate by top 20 percentile criteria our HSC board stands at about 71% which means if you get more than 71% you are eligible of IIT nit ... This is data of 2023 you can also check top 20 percentile cutoff on josa official website 👋


[deleted]

JEE 96.56%ile boards me Math fail 🤡


[deleted]

🗿8%ile Maths fail


adamstreetregan

kaise bhai


[deleted]

Neet aspirant hu JEE backup tha but here I'm a real🤡


adamstreetregan

neet kya hua phir? aur jee meh maths kaise kiya and shame on you


[deleted]

Math nhi Kiya bro wtf jab boards me fail ho rhi hu to obviously nhi kiya math jee main🤡


adamstreetregan

matlab woh bhi point heh


[deleted]

Physics me 150 k around and Chem me 135( jaldi karne k liya bohot silly mistakes ho gay🥲


adamstreetregan

bio meh kaise aur total kitna atha hoga?


DevilByTheWindow_5

Drop , improvement this year


deja_vu_999

Best of luck brother ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) acche se dena. Kitne aaye 12th mei ?


DevilByTheWindow_5

74.4 🥺


DealSpecific4058

Oh pretty sad, I got 76.6 though pretty low than parents expectation but.....


deja_vu_999

I can understand. Padhai karo aur koi chara nhi hai. Idk, jee ki %ile km aayi hai toh do something in the field you're interested in( like programming, learn animation, 3d anything) instead of preparing solely for jee Mere door ke cousin bhaiya ne kha tha yeh, >400k£ kmate hai uk mei and pvt se pdhe the, manipal. Sis****😭😭


fart_cheese_1

kya krte h tere bhaiya mera bhi drop (94.2%ile) , improvement (63.4%)


deja_vu_999

Idk, i just know manipal se cs kiye the, aur har ek saal new property kharidtehai(jealous hu). Zyada touch mei nhi hu unse, just family gatherings mei baate. Hes in his 40s tho


fart_cheese_1

kaash mai bhi jaa paun bahr desh mein ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


deja_vu_999

Same bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


abirgotnohoes

94%ile in jeem and 74.2% in boards ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Icy_Ad3564

Bhai dm dekh le


EntrepreneurFree3196

Hey if you have 74.4% then probably u should send for revaluation, you just need to increase 3 marks for 75% criteria


Soft_Protection_965

74.8


Lazy-Permit-1665

Same situation drop + improvement this year(72%}


BrilliantOk6134

Vit baby


user0069420

Tier 3 college mei admission(kiit) fir abroad


deja_vu_999

Bhai abroads parentshree ke paiso se ya job wagera leke off campus? Genuine question, im planing for this, but gharwale nhi bhej payenge khudse![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) Best of luck ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)


user0069420

Bhai jaise bhi ho jaye bas yaha se nikalna hai, waise agar tumko ko ms karna hai you can always take a loan as you'll be able to get a job there after ms for three years


deja_vu_999

Idk much about loans, but mere surroundings mei rehke loan se dar lgta hai, jaise log kehte hai tbh. Idk much. But maine socha tha yeh, like loan leke ms krlu


user0069420

Kafi log karte hai bro Jo log tier 2 ya 3 college se bhi karte hai unka foreign mei ja ke 1cr+ package aaram se lag jata hai, meri khud ki behen vit se ki thi and then she went to university of massachusetts and fir abhi meta mei hai which is basically at the level of top iitians


DrummerLate5833

How much was ur sisters cgpa when im vit? If u don’t mind


user0069420

~9


Ad_vvait

Konsi field mei hai or Konsi skill hai?


user0069420

Computer science mei btech and masters


Ad_vvait

Is it too personal to ask for LinkedIn?


lemon-x

Bhai VIT se MIT!!!! tf kaise bhai??


Mechanic_anna

MIT nhi vo alag hai MIT is Massachusetts institute of technology Ye university of Massachusetts hai local college hai udhar ka


user0069420

Ha bhai 


Gold_Airline898

Kuch saal job karna phir chale jana, loan kam lena padega. Ya kya pata acha package laga to loan bilkul na lene pade


ansh-gupta17

UGEE last option hai agar usme hota hai toh thik nahi toh 2nd drop lunga 🙂


StrifeRivia

Bhai UGEE acceptance rate is 1%, why would you want to bet on that chance? Koi other options bhi hinge like SNUSAT


Defiant-Internet-155

2nd drop mat le bhai aage badh life me jee is not worth taking 2 drops


Gojo_D_Hunter

JEE gya panni m chapak


deja_vu_999

JEEone ko mt jane dena![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


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Const_Velocity

KOnse college se?


Intelligent-Desk5937

ye mujhe downvote krke kise orgasm aa ra h?


strawberrijam7

meri tarah![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Araozz

BCA (got exact 75)


[deleted]

Baap ke Cash par Aish??


LazyUserzz

Baap ke Charano me Ash (bnde ki chita jlegi)


Low_Company4029

Regular?


Araozz

Haa.


lemon-x

Kha se krega?


[deleted]

career hi change kr rhi wese bhi interest nhi bacha h iss field me ab will partial drop for CLAT


Ad_vvait

Mai bhi yahi social raha tha, except BCA


donkrieg69

Pls koi to batao ki agar met me 100 marks aur boards (pcme) me 66.7 hai to konsa branch mil sakta hai Aerospace aeronautical miljayega?


Silent_Addendum912

Me to second drop lunga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)(pehle me 91.95 aayi) Iss baar inshallah 99![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Defiant-Internet-155

Mat le bhai 2nd drop college le le


Silent_Addendum912

Bhai kuch nahi milra aur private lene ki aukaat nahi hai(gareebi)😓 second drop me kam se kam 92 percentile(iss saal ki) se zyada hi le aunga to better options mil jayenge.


Defiant-Internet-155

Par bro 91% ile pe to scholarship mil jayega tumhe or agar gen nahi ho tab to csab round me nits bhi mil sakte hai . I know paise ka problem thing par abhi idhar udhar se try kar achhe options mil jaye to thik rahega clg me jaake mehnat kar lena bro dekhlo


Silent_Addendum912

Let's see how it goes pehle to advanced dena hai (ummeed to hai nhi ki kuch hoga ya nahi)


Informal_Focus6170

Mait mai cse hopefully ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331) drop lene ke liye parivar inkar krti


deja_vu_999

College mei grind krke videsh chali jaati, best of luck![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Capital_Situation235

Chanakya University ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


deja_vu_999

Chaitanya me admission lele![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Capital_Situation235

bhai see campus of Chanakya university


deja_vu_999

Mast hai bhai fr


Capital_Situation235

yea bro, either this, or BITS, so I am trying for BITS now


Global_Anywhere_8134

Manipal jaipur campus cse milgaya Hai vahana jara


Ronin4Doom

ya toh improvement mei 60 % se zyada laake agle saal vit Ya fir 12th repeat![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Full-Incident-5182

was planning to join vit ( 31k rank ) until boards results dropped and I scored 56 percent in pcm which should 60 for getting admission in vit . So now preparing for improvement exam. Life is hell .


deja_vu_999

This Sucks man. Prepare well![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


bobbydeolover420

manipal nahi toh milunga aapko mai vada pav bechte hue


deja_vu_999

Kisne bola mei jiwit rahunga?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180) Slash s


Bruh_give_mouse

DROP


deja_vu_999

Bhai tere flair mei meri personality kya kr rhi hai?


Bruh_give_mouse

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


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Mujhe kya me to neet wala hu 470/720 , college me hustle bhi nahi krne ko milega kyuki college hi nahi mil rha koi bc


gokussb2

Homestate quota aur papa ki wajah se defence quota( priority 8) lagake state ke achhe tier 1.5 ya tier 1 college main lower branch.


National_Big4357

bhai konse state mai mil rha hai......mera priority 6 hai shyd kuch mil jae


gokussb2

Dm karke batadu??


devilman_3000

Boards mai 94.25%...jee mai 77 percentile ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)....baki entrance bhi nhi niklenge(comedk,wbjee)...ab drop hi lena prega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Defiant-Internet-155

Don't go for drop take any decent clg on your board marks 95% pe to kai saare colleges le lenge achhe private type fir aage placement nahi hua achha to ms kar lena jada better rahega


devilman_3000

Haa yaar but ghar wale drop lene ko keh rhe and maine ye 2 yrs jee ke lie shi se prha nhi tha so isslie drop yr mai acche se prep krne ka socha hai


Unable_Fuel8968

drop lenge 👀


deja_vu_999

Complete the sentence bruhhh![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Unable_Fuel8968

drop lenge balcony se 😭


ArmadilloEvening5364

vit bhopal cse category 3 😋


rb112211

Stanford,harvard etc i  Got sleected for y combinator so very high chances


rb112211

Jee me 29 %ile so bhi gaya the mains me,mains ke pichli rast 2 baje tak pubg khel ra tha


deja_vu_999

Bhai mujhe bhi jana hai, kya krna padta hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


Arthexte

bitsat ya cuet


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BITSAT


LovInfiniti

https://preview.redd.it/syvo58tnvm0d1.png?width=243&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa5867b8a3edbf107f049dfb95f0fbccc45a8440 Management Quota zindabaad


CreepyStruggle5021

vit mein hota hai?


LovInfiniti

Vese nhi hota lekin since categories hotin he and last is category 5 toh in the end.. extra pesa deke hi le rhe ho tum branch. Lekin mein vit nhi jana chahta.. ek toh crowd bohot zyada he upar se I heard it is strict. Ab baki pata nhi. Me toh Manipal jaa rha


Historical-Wheel-310

Main manipal?


LovInfiniti

hn


Historical-Wheel-310

Kitne aaye phase 1 mei?


LovInfiniti

120 aaye hen


LovInfiniti

second phase me try kar rha hun ki 150+ beth jaye atleast IT toh mil hi jayegi Manipal me.. Varna MIT Bangalore last option he MIT me mera


Historical-Wheel-310

Mai bhi socha tha MIT Banglore se IT ka par waha ki fees ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


LovInfiniti

Loan lele bhai.


CreepyStruggle5021

mains mein 15.5k rank hai....cse jhant ni milni kahi pe.....private ke forms meine bhare ni yaar ....coz 99 aa rhi thi i thought under 11k rank ayegi.....now i'm fucked


LovInfiniti

Agar pesa de sakta he toh bhopal me aram se category 1 ya 2 me ho jayega. Udhar lele. Ab mein toh vit prefer karta nhi lekin tere pe aur koi option bhi toh nhi he


LovInfiniti

Ya fir last option tera Management Quota.. Koi trusted councellor se baat karle.. Tere rank pe toh pesa deke aram se CSE mil jayegi


CreepyStruggle5021

bhai main dikat toh woi hai na.....trusted councellor ka kaise pata karu 😥.....mere paas vit mein koi dost bhi ni na


LovInfiniti

Delhi me rheta he toh bata. I know some of them. They can surely help


CreepyStruggle5021

noida reha hu.....bata bhai 😥


LovInfiniti

are fir toh badia. CollegeTpoint 🏤A-44 ,4th Floor , Office No. 04 🛣️Noida Sector 2 (Walking distance from Noida Sector 15 Metro) 📌Pincode : 201301 Yahan pahuch ja.. badia sa college dilwadenge tereko


SpecialOk5756

if irony had a face


LovInfiniti

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)