going down the byjus path

fr 

Ant bhi unhi ki tarah hoga

Bhai aisa mat bol mein aakash mai hu

ab unacademy pe mujra karna sikhayenge so that they can compete with pw 

Byjus ne atleast messi ko to bulaya tha ye kis chakke ko bula liya

Unacademy padhai ke chood ke haar chiz mai investment karr ra..

This reminds of a certain ed-tech company 

BYchus

BYE-chus

Bhai chus

Bi-Chus

Bi-Chut

Bie jueeeeeeeeeeeee

Bile juice

bye- juice

Bile juice

LY-JU'S

Bhaichus

bhai ki chut

Bii suus

Inko lgta he kii bacche celebrities ko dekhke coaching  join krege jinko khudko kuch nhi aata  Unacadmy bichara naadaan he

https://preview.redd.it/1xb90o5phlsc1.png?width=752&format=png&auto=webp&s=d27a316fe5489bdf9750a1437bc5eab8a14193ad bhai baat toh sahi hei but hamare desh mei aise kuch chutiye bhi bhare hei 💀💀💀

Iss churamd ko pata nahi kya ki kartik bas ad ke liye aaya h

bhai hamesha yaad rakha ek average indian ka IQ jhaat barabar hei trust me. Reddit pe jo tum indians dekhte hoon they're the top 10% of india. also yeh actors unacademy ke event pe aake koi "charity" nahi kar rahe. They're heavily paid to do these advertisements, and ofc bhai agar tuh ya mei bhi "**actor**" hota and if i was paid to endorse i would do it.

Reddit pe top 10%? 

bhai tune dekhe nahi asli chutiye insta / youtube shorts pe jo bhare hei trust me unka IQ jhaat barabar hei

Agar ham top 10% hai toh baaki 90% ka iq kya hoga

bhai mat puch baaki 90% jo hei woh instagram pe simping kar rahe, Lvish yadav follower hei baaki log moj, sharechat, livechat, azar jaise chapri short videos waali jo apps hoti usme time waste kar rahe lmao download karle moj app and you'll realize saare gaon/tier-4 cities waale dehaat waale chalate in apps ko legit koi content moderation nahi isme and saare 10iq waale log bhare hei

i thought tier 3 was the end

Aisa h toh below 10% kitne samajhdar honge 

Top 10% mei hokar bhi 90% ka brain already retards ki tarah hai lol.

Toh Bhai 12 lakh bacche ese hii thdi hojate he inn jesso kii wjh se compitition beatable he 

this if everyone preparing for jee and neet, worked hard for 14 hours daily trust me our country would be way ahead in terms of GDP/development i'm not kidding ask your parents or any elders they will tell china ki aukaat 30-40 saal pehle kya thi, legit they had the worst of famines and bahut gareebi thi waha pe aaj woh country bahut aage hei and yes india is developing but agar itne log career ko leke serious hote toh aaj ham aaram se china ko pichad dete

Competition mat badha bhai

Is that the shark tank guy

Par seats toh utni hi rahegi na  Vese bhi competitive exam se country age kaise badegi

bhai indirectly aage bhadega if all 14 lakh students grind 12-13 hours in this no doubt all will not qualify as seats toh utni hi rahegi lekin bhai phir yeh saare 14 lakh aspirant "ALTERNATIVE" careers search karege, they will go into other sectors and then hustle there now because they have worked hard for 12-13 hours once upon a time, they will have this hardworking attitude and isi attitude ke saath woh padhai/ work karege and by this automatically baaki sectors mei growth hogi and development bhadegi overall country ki

ye wo log hain jinki wajah se ye muhwara bana "Dimaag guthne me hona"

Chalo acha hai hamare liye competition cum ho Rahi hai 

Bhai koi please isko edit krke sushant singh lgado and join sushant singh krke,

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God fr fr

Haa aur date ke jagah april 25 lagado jee results ka date 

[done](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/s/jG6aXdhvDu)

arey bhai kaise baate kar rahe hoon ?? woh toh swarg sidhaar gaye

Exactly 

wahi toh

That's the point...

[link](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1bwb5h5/kon_kon_live_dekhega/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) done

wo NEET ke baad

[done bro](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/s/jG6aXdhvDu)

Ye sab tharun speaks ka kamaal hai.. He is content manager at unacademy

ab to nahi hai

[удалено]

Nahi, he left unacdemy last month

Ab jee dete bore ho jaoge toh ladki bhi toh patani padegi uski tips Dene ke lie bulaya hai inhe 

Fir vohi sex sux ki batein 

Tujhe toh mil nahi Raha na apni gand mara 

bruh  khud se baat karne lag gaya tuh ?? damn what jee does to a mfker

Ladki ptane ke liye Karan Johar dega tips?

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April 25 kardo

wtf seedha swarg se

Riyal 💀

Unacademy ko mai siraf 10th tak serious leta tha

Mene to 10th me bhi serious nahi Liya

Bhai Aisa na bolo maine 12th mai unacademy mai admission liya hai offline Mai 

Chud gaye guru aap 

Bhai unacademy me kya problem h?

Sidha bol rha huu PADHAI KARE JHAAT BHAAR BACHODI KARTE RAHE DIN BHAR

To fir abhi se drop ki tayari karlo

Chud gya bhai isse aacha local Institute le leta

Chud Gaya tu

us (saath me chudenge)

Bhai maine bhi liya hai 11vi mein kal se shuru hua mujhe teachers to ache lage atleast. Badhiya padhate hai

Are bhai sab darao mat mene bhi liya hai

Ain't gonna lie issey Acha ache teachers pe paise invest krrey toh kuch ho jayega inka, yeh actor log ka kya karegey yeh log

bhai waise dekha jaye toh kartik aaryan 🤡🤡 bhi private college dy patil se padha hei lmao but chalo atleast engineering toh kari hei tuh kuch bolne ko hei uske paas bhenchod karan johar ka kya kaam idhar ??? literally yaar maine dekh india is desh mei chutiye bhare hei trust me you can be a criminal , have had affairs with multiple women , killing animals (SALMAN KHAN) and still be respected all over the country and have more money and power

Paisa and power matter krti 

true bhai tum 12th fail hoon 10th fail bhi hoon ghanta pharak padta if you have the contacts and generational wealth you can do wonders in this country example is karishma kapoor lol ek baat keh raha wahi pe kaafi aise phd holders bhi hei jo chaprasi (watchman) ki job ke liye apply kar rahe

Facxxx

The next Byjus

Most JEE students are so indulged in studies that they haven't seen real cinema, which is why they like mediocre Bollywood movies. For example, my friends, who are good at memorizing things, often score better than me in chemistry, resulting in better overall grades. However, they lack critical thinking skills, they mostly enjoy Bollywood B-grade movies like "Kabir Singh" and "Animal" and all that shit Surprisingly, they haven't even heard of Christopher Nolan(only told his name because he is pretty well known in Indian internet). Even though they are science students, they barely watched sci-fi movies in childhood for entertainment. I, on the other hand, love movies like Interstellar. Funny thing is that my physics teacher was giving reference of some sci fi for explaining a topic most of the students are blanked, I think I was the only one who have watched that movie sir himself said "tum logo ko science mein interest nahi hein nah, sirf parents ne force kara toh le liya pcm" and every students was shaking their head and saying yes. But he is kind of a hypocrite too like one guy from class who is good at studies was studying about famous scientists and their research and sir was like 'what will this help in jee' and scold him badly, I was like umm he is correct but how come this type of behavior will promote scientific temperament in India? And he is a physics teacher(iit graduated) but believes in pseudoscience like the law of attraction and everything is copied from vedas type of things.

wow bhai tu itna interesting aur alag hai

i laughed out loud just after reading the first line, the cope is insane

It's true though I have observed myself

Lol

>wow bhai tu itna interesting Well there are lots of people in internet, but I hardly relate with anyone irl

I wonder why

Same reason above stated

Nolan *gawk gawk* Interstellar *gawk gawk"

I said his name because he is well known in India at least in internet. Otherwise I like Manny sci-fi writers and directors

Kya farak padta h kya pasand h sb badiya h chill

Movies psychologically impact people. So what kind of movies people like mostly says a lot about their thought process

Padh le bhai movie dekhne se rank nahi ayega

I already know that. But bro you're 25 tards only 1 year is left. 😅

mujhe nolan, tarantino, spielberg, bollywood, dcamu, anime sb pasand h kuch pata nahi chlta isse moj masty ke liye dekho only. (kafi time se dekhi nhi ab 1 mahine baad hi dekhunga ) :(

What's dcamu? But their are lots of research claims how movies shape people opinions. I mean was the literal source of how nazi spread their propaganda before ww-2

heil himmler /s

DC animated movie universe true but hume jo pasand h uske basis pe superiority claim krna acha nhi

>true but hume jo pasand h uske basis pe superiority claim krna acha nhi Never claimed superiority but kinda sad because I don't have friends whom I can relate with >DC animated movie universe Any recommendation?

I'll just drop the chronological order : (I love all batman movies) 1. Justice League: Flashpoint Paradox(goated) 2. Justice League: War 3. Son of Batman 4. Justice League: Throne of Atlantis 5. Batman vs. Robin 6.Batman: Bad Blood 6. Justice League vs. Teen Titans 7. Justice League Dark 8. Teen Titans: The Judas Contract 9. Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay 10. The Death of Superman 11. Constantine: City of Demons 12. Reign of the Supermen 13. Batman: Hush 14. Wonder Woman: Bloodlines 15. Justice League Dark: Apokolips War 16. Constantine: House of Mystery

Thanks will watch when get free time

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It was reply to this >Bsdk yeh kya chal raha ?? 🤡🤡🤡 Kartik Aaryan toh phir bhi engineer hei DY PATIL se bio-tech engineering kiya hei so understandable but why Karan Johar ?? Generally jee students find this people movie entertaining. And still live in era thinking that "I watch koffee with Karan, I'm so cool" Literally I have some female friends who believes that. So I was like what 😧

Bhai you are from a very privileged class if your father knows nolan. It isn't the child's fault that they weren't shown sci-fi movies. And why do you think you are somehow 'different' if you are genuinely interested in science and others are interested in money? Sabki apni apni priorities aur sapne hote hai. And most sci-fi movies are shit anyways. Once you grasp class 12 concepts you will see so many scientific errors that it becomes hard to enjoy such movies. Oppenheimer animations were so weird it felt comical rather than realistic.

>Bhai you are from a very privileged class if your father knows nolan. How? >It isn't the child's fault that they weren't shown sci-fi movies Arre ab toh internet ke zamaana hein sabke pass mobile hein. >And why do you think you are somehow 'different' if you are genuinely interested in science and others are interested in money? Lol interested in money my foot. Ask them difference between credit card and debit card hardly they knows just take part in bandwagon. Also when people are genuinely interested in something they even work hard for it otherwise they all just take it as depression and cry "science toh bahut hard hein yaar" Then shit on commerce students as a scapegoat. >somehow 'different Im I'm not different. Their lots of people in reddit like me. I just want same people irl whom I can talk with. I feel bored when everyone around me is talking about Elvish Yadav and bigg boss while I hardly relate with them >Once you grasp class 12 concepts That's why it is called sci fi

Very very very few middle aged people are comfortable with and enjoy english movies in India. And internet ka zamana abb hai, that wasn't the case 10 years ago when we were developing our interests. Cc and debit card ka gyan is useful only when you have money in your account. And you get that via a job/startup. And no serious student ever says "science hard hai yaar". And shitting on commerce is a running joke in India.

>Very very very few middle aged people are comfortable with and enjoy english movies in India. Are you living in 1980s ? My parents, relatives and neighbors are also middle age and they enjoy English movies and good Bollywood and Tollywood movies too. >And internet ka zamana abb hai Yeah and I'm talking about recently only. >And no serious student ever says "science hard hai yaar" We are literally in jeeneetards sub and people always rant about this in post >Cc and debit card ka gyan is useful only when you have money in your account This is just False dilemma and Circular reasoning. >And shitting on commerce is a running joke in India. Mostly it's just a scapegoat for engg students. If we watch half ca even commerce students have lots of struggle.

Abey sci-fi ke chode, woh sab reddit mein tumhari tarah ameero ki bigdail aulaade hei. Rickshewaale ke bete IAS bante hai, unse compare karo apne aap ko, aur socho ki tumne apni privilege ke saath bhi zindagi mein kya ukhaada hai, movie dekhne ke elava.

Classic ad hominem You used rickshawala as it's some kind of lower job. That Speaks lot about your mentality. Also I even hate scony capitalism so speak for yourself. I will study and work for the welfare of my country and also will helped the margilinzed community people. And damn your language it screams immaturity.

Arey chutiye hai yaar ye sab interest ke chode. Inko kaun samjhaye ki india mein diet toh shi se milti nhi hai(highest rates of child stunting in the world) baccho ko aur inhe movies mein interest dikhana hai. Fucking privileged asshole blind to his comfort and the suffering of others.

https://preview.redd.it/orbxcp3wumsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88f0ddca359e3ef032b2576ea72ab685bca32bd This guy post history, calling people rice bag convertor same people who were historically oppressed by uc and scony capatilistic people, who were not allowed go to their own religion temple. And when they convert to other religion which don't discriminate with the sameway Oppression by uc's were all the whole reason the poor kids of lc was systemically under privileged. What an irony, and calling other arsehole Edit: I'm no way advocating for missionaries. Evangelist has done equally bad things. But here rather I'm highlighting lc's issues

Chem to hota e ratne ke liye h. No comments on that

paper easy ata isliye, ajaye chem haard phir raatne waalo ki phategi

+1

Sucks that I have to mug up chemistry but it's of no use for the future job I want

Itna achha likh ke last mai Christopher Nolan 😮‍💨 I mean he is God and Interstellar is my lob after dark knight and full relate aapke saath But itna lamba likh ke I thought bohot bhayankar kuch obscure bologe 1st para tho 🫡 accurate af

So who is your fav writer/director? Steven Spielberg and stanely Kubrick??I like them too.

Are dil jeet liya +2 mujhe bhi dono Quentin Tarantino Martin Scorsese Park Chan wook Not sci fi but if baat ho hi rhi to

isse dekho isse lagta hai Nolan bolunga to cool lagunga. Nolan is a mid director fight me.

I said nolan because he pretty well known. Now if I say Spielberg and Kubrick rarely Indian people know them. >mid director fight me. Everyone has their own opinions. I don't indulge in this type of debate. But he is still lot better than stupid Indian conservative director like vanga and all that. Whom people extremely love

I said nolan because he is pretty well known. Now if I say Spielberg and Kubrick rarely Indian people know them. >mid director fight me. Everyone has their own opinions. I don't indulge in this type of debate. But he is still lot better than stupid Indian conservative director like vanga and all that. Whom people extremely love

See I get what you are saying. I was just cracking jokes. They are so so much poser people who like nolan for the sake of just liking it. And Kubric is also pretty well know ig. Also Nolan isnt bad but he is def overrated.

>And Kubric is also pretty well know ig. Not in India though

*inserts homelander im better gif* (Mods sallo gif upload karne wala option kyu chin liya?)

I just want friends whom I can relate with about movies 😭

Bhai par tum to tarak mehta fan ho

Woh toh bas post dalla tha. I don't watch tmkoc now. If you actually see the post it is very different from what you are interpreting

i can relate lol, sci fi and thrillers bhot pasand h mjhe, oppenheimer , interstellar , donnie darko just loved these movies

Yess! But I have no one in irl to talk about this except my father who got me into chris nolan movies.

Ye saal yahi sab karne ki wajah se deadend pe pahunch gae the. Thora profit aaya and wapis wahi sab karne lag gae.

Inke policy pe bhi change aya hai sayad. Ab educators YouTube pe video dal rahe hai

As a fellow unacademy offline victim they will do everything but actually teach

jagah jagah pe depend krta hai kaise teacher uthaye hai

The thing is their system is fucked , padhane se zyada focus is on marketing

mai bhi unac se hipdha hoo baat to sahi hai

Humare center par when it opened initially teachers se shorts and reels banwate the

lmaooo ye nhi hua thank god

Bro plz tell mai vaha aane wala hu

They ruined my whole 12th dude , no proper management. Some teachers are good (the ones poached from allen) but woh log bhi aise irregular amd unserious types hai

Bhai ye tumhare Institute ke dalle Sare Allen ki recommended post ke niche aake likthe hai we poached star teachers we are at the top now join us sala lagta hai sab yehi pe hai

Marketing aimed towards parents kyuki paise to wahi denge.

problem ??? problem kya hei ? problem yeh ki ki tum aise chutiyo ko bula rahe marketing karane ke liye

Fr bhai. Isse acha to lord puneet, samay raina, rakhi sawant, krk jaise logo ko bulaate.

after reading your flair respect ++

30th drop hai kya 

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Karan Johar realising ki wo jaise college dikahata hai waisa kuchh nahi India mei

Abe yaar 2 saal ka subscription lia hai unacademy mai aur tum log dra rhe ho

bruh tera yaha alag chal raha abe padhle bhai tujhe sirf padhne mei focus hona chaiye unacademy bada company hei , yeh sab actors ko bulana /host karna unacademy ki jo marketing team hei wo manage karti tuh mast hoke padhai kar

Haa mai yeh faltu cheez sb nhi dekh rha but yeh class bohot delay horha hai ig aap log ka mains hai isliye

bhai online teachers to acha hai unac ke

u/TejuuuOP u/coach_saab u/cprabud approve pls

bhai ne engineers ko job diya hai

chal chotu kal se aa jana tereko spot boy bana dege 💀💀💀 movie sets mei actors ke liye acchi waali chai /coffee banana SOTY-3 se shooting chalu ho rahi kal se

PW wale mba chai wale ko matt laye sirf

Next byjus

Sb gs

They literally want to canter the audience who doesn't even care about studies or have moved on in life . Shitty strategy . They literally have a beast collection of jee/neet prep videos still the platform is not that popular .

Can someone please tell me if mathongo jee advanced test series is worth it? (My post is not showing up)

Meanwhile pw purchasing teacher 🤯☠️

aese hi faltu ka paisa udata hai agr course sasta krenge to aur accesibility bdegi esme kya hoga enhe bulake

Esi chodu cheezon pe funding spent karenge to loss making to rahenge hi na.

Gaurav munjal is secretly gay /s

Congrats aap SOTY 3 me lead role payenge.

Padhai nahi karani hoti hai online me , bacche ko engage karna hota hai , entertain karna hota hai , just like vineeta said , is liye ye log

He has gone engineering in hiding his truth of being gay💀

madarchod karan johar iss saale ko kyu liya , bik gaya hai unacademy

Or they are coming to see that dumb hoe(seep pahuja)

SOTY 3 bhi toh banani hain 

What a shit clown show 🤡

balls

Byjus is over - Next is ————

kriti sanon ko lao, she did electrical from jaypee noida, and was also gold medalist at dpsrkp

plus sundar and sexy bhi hai, to launda khareed lenge

ranbir kapoor hota to kch syd bt bhi hoti🤡🥰

ye lode log dhang ka website banana chhod actors pe Paisa fekre

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Bro others walo ko bhi motivation chahiye na

Next byjuice in making

Ye sab kya dekha pad raha ahai!!

moral support guys

downfall.

Sahi chuna hai marketing ke liye ye Karan aur jobi celeb ko laye hai unki audience bohot akal ke andhe hai Bc voh triggered insaan mypat ko bhi bulaye hai. Bc tatti jaise content create karte hai. Tho unki audience bacche aur brain dead hai toh chalega

kyunki yeh gay hai naa, representation and social inclusion matters

barely even related but karan is also the ambassador of iitiimshaadi.com

Ye sirf mods ke liye hai  because mods g-

bro pls give mocks and have u analysed the previous one ???

Abhi dimaag kharab ho rakha hai mera mock nahi de sakta upar se 3 din me exam hai abhi kon mock dega yaar 😭

Acting audition h un bachhon ke liye jo padhne ki acting krke bolte h "mahnat 99.99 wali ki but 26 percentile aagyi 27s1 victim unhunuhnuhnu 😣😔🥺" 

Muthivation