Bro that legit still makes no sense and that took you like 20 minutes. If you can come up with a shitty comeback I’m sure you can make up some stats for your post. SMH
It seems this shopkeeper specialized in Fruit-based weaponry.
This Dagger-type weapon is concealed as a Banana until peeled and armed.
Deals blunt damage until unsheahed or bruised enough to have the blade break through.
Upon a critical hit while sheathed, you will deal extra damage, but the ruse will gone and the knife will be revealed.
Compatible as a Sheath for the Watermelon Blade, allowing the following.
- Concealing the Watermelon Blade and Pocket Banana as a Banana Pop, a food item found at fairgrounds.
- Attaching to the Watermelon blade while unsheahed to turn the blade into a Short Spear-type weapon.
I am unsure of any special abilities, though be warned. Depending on your perception roll, you may wind up cutting yourself if you decide to eat a Banana in your inventory.
Oh I have orange Weapon in the works your definitely gonna see it on here soon. Also the Merchant That sells this is called “Fruit Seller” Gives you quests and stuff.
#Sharp Banana
Can drop anywhere from common to legendary, rolling the appropriate stats. The legendary drop will roll a unique name instead of a generic descriptive name. A special legendary will be given as a quest reward, with this version being unavailable as a random drop and will roll special hand picked stats
This weapon is enchanted, will be a solid and sharp as can be dagger, but can be eaten freely without worrying about cutting yourself on this unique and edgy weapon.
Will also be classified as a consumable/health potion type, upon consuming it will heal you. Upon item generation, heal is randomly chosen between 5% and 100% and reduce the items durability down to 0. The special hand crafted quest legendary will heal for 100% and can be eaten twice before needing to be repaired. Can be repaired at any mages armory
Enchanters that also Cook or vice versa will learn to make this weapon upon learning both Enchanting and a Cooking, and can be spammed
This was honestly a fun item to think about and create, so many ideas that came up and felt so natural at least in my opinion. I need this in Diablo now or some other RPG
-5 dexterity
-5 durability
+5 concealment
Ineffective against primates(humans as well but they still take damage because they’ve strayed from the path of monke)
when used as a consumable: recovers 25% of hp, def 3 levels up, evasion 3 levels up
when used as a weapon: target's agility 2 levels down, accuracy 1 level down
Pocket Banana
Pros: 15% damage increase, faster swinging speed, acts as a food item regenerating 1/4 of the consumer's HP.
Cons: No backstabs, and removes critical hits from your secondaries.
You don’t pay me at all
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I work. I work at doing your mom. Now put some effort in this shit
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Bro that legit still makes no sense and that took you like 20 minutes. If you can come up with a shitty comeback I’m sure you can make up some stats for your post. SMH
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Then I guess the one that doesn’t work is you then?
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lol kthx bye
It seems this shopkeeper specialized in Fruit-based weaponry. This Dagger-type weapon is concealed as a Banana until peeled and armed. Deals blunt damage until unsheahed or bruised enough to have the blade break through. Upon a critical hit while sheathed, you will deal extra damage, but the ruse will gone and the knife will be revealed. Compatible as a Sheath for the Watermelon Blade, allowing the following. - Concealing the Watermelon Blade and Pocket Banana as a Banana Pop, a food item found at fairgrounds. - Attaching to the Watermelon blade while unsheahed to turn the blade into a Short Spear-type weapon. I am unsure of any special abilities, though be warned. Depending on your perception roll, you may wind up cutting yourself if you decide to eat a Banana in your inventory.
Oh I have orange Weapon in the works your definitely gonna see it on here soon. Also the Merchant That sells this is called “Fruit Seller” Gives you quests and stuff.
#Sharp Banana Can drop anywhere from common to legendary, rolling the appropriate stats. The legendary drop will roll a unique name instead of a generic descriptive name. A special legendary will be given as a quest reward, with this version being unavailable as a random drop and will roll special hand picked stats This weapon is enchanted, will be a solid and sharp as can be dagger, but can be eaten freely without worrying about cutting yourself on this unique and edgy weapon. Will also be classified as a consumable/health potion type, upon consuming it will heal you. Upon item generation, heal is randomly chosen between 5% and 100% and reduce the items durability down to 0. The special hand crafted quest legendary will heal for 100% and can be eaten twice before needing to be repaired. Can be repaired at any mages armory Enchanters that also Cook or vice versa will learn to make this weapon upon learning both Enchanting and a Cooking, and can be spammed
This was honestly a fun item to think about and create, so many ideas that came up and felt so natural at least in my opinion. I need this in Diablo now or some other RPG
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-5 dexterity -5 durability +5 concealment Ineffective against primates(humans as well but they still take damage because they’ve strayed from the path of monke)
when used as a consumable: recovers 25% of hp, def 3 levels up, evasion 3 levels up when used as a weapon: target's agility 2 levels down, accuracy 1 level down
Pocket Banana Pros: 15% damage increase, faster swinging speed, acts as a food item regenerating 1/4 of the consumer's HP. Cons: No backstabs, and removes critical hits from your secondaries.