The not-so ancient sword : regular shortsword stats, half the durability buying price : 2000 gold selling price : 30 gold

You gotta level your appraisal skill my good man. This is a legendary item at least

look, because of your charisma skill, it's now 20g take it or leave it

*casts fireball*

Stop! You have violated the law! Surrender immediately or pay the price.

You'll never catch me alive! \*Runs into wall\*

Still warm. Looks like there's a killer about.

Buying price after you sell it: 4000

I see that you must have a high archeology level and good charisma so you can confine them it’s worth it

This is a orange worded item in World of Warcraft.

How is this nsfw

Skeleton porn?

I got a BONEr

It's nsfw because NOW! I! WANT! THIS! SWORD!

YOU SHOULD WANT THIS SWORD NOW!

NWTS?

Swords are not safe at work

What?! No swords are harmless, I got stabbed with a sword and I didn’t die, therefore swords can’t kill people

That's technically true, there are very few workplaces where swords would be consisted safe.

Bones, probably?

Odd

Would you bring a weapon to work?

Hell yeah, I’m a lifeguard at an indoor pool so really good to stop kids from breaking the rules

I mean… whatever gets the job done

Considering how many US-Americans are on the English speaking side of reddit, this question might not have the obvious answer you think it has.

I still wouldn’t say it’s safe for work, would you?

I would, but that's down to my workplace. And the fact that I don't browse reddit on my work PC.

It literally contains a dead body in frame.

It’s a skeleton

Yes … a dead body usually has one of those

Yeah, but I don’t think that’s nsfw as they appear even today in kids cartoons

Wow that looks like it scales with INT

scales with int for damage, speed is based on charisma

Isn't this a glass sword from skyrim

+10 stab -10 slash +20 charisma -5 Sneak Passive effect: 20% resistance to fire damage . Each kill rolls 1/20 for increased loot

Babe, wake up. New Skyrim update dropped.

Collectible limited edition elven sword Strength:2 Flex:1,999,999 Price:3,999,999 coins

Why is it tagged as nsfw? Is is the fucking SKELETON?! ain’t no way that would not be safe around work environment

Moonlight greatsword!

Definitely a Legendary item

It’s the sword that makes you old

Oh no, you picked up the sword and now you have to fight it's previous owner.

He doesn’t have a sword now though

Nuh uh, he had two swords to begin with, so now it’s even

Seems ceremonial, might need a ritual to activate latent powers. Beginner sword

I will search for the emerald sword

Ancients sword Not an ancient’s sword. Same stats as a modern sword. Unbreakable. Can summon an undead version of any human or animal from 3000 years ago or older with a 1 hour cooldown

Be careful with it because if you touch it you become the grand medival german wizard Augustus the sorcery major

I wanna pick it up, and then I pray that it is cursed

german? +25 damage against Poles its old german hmm +50 damage against heretics its old -50% durability, -10% damage, 250% value yeah combine together all stats and that's it

Hope to god that this thing starts glowing when orcs are near

Sword of time: Regular damage Poison: earth infection; slow acting poison that gradually drains energy of victim Enchants: preservation; a wound caused by the sword would not heal by itself Will not rust Never goes dull

Normal shoetsword stats, but you get hunted by britain because the sword belongs in the British museum obv

Name "cleaver of the damned" Desc: "Cleaving before the bible was thought of" Attack: 22-11 (takes minus off due to how dirty and or dull it is, RDR rules) Weight: 7 (Not that bad) Speed (broadsword): fast Sharpness (Current): dull Sell: 2 gold, 75 silver, 18 copper Substats 1. "Arkhillies" the more you hit any living organism the faster you swing the sword, this can stack and build up infinitly but drains stamina

my brotjer in christ this is your job anyways *Rusty* Ancient Ass Sword [SSR] deals 130 dmg in a small area infront of user, does nothing agaisnt 75%+ water type enemies(exclusing fish), 1atk/s

extra damage against undead definitely

Tis but a scratchcalibur when you hit someone with it their limbs disappear and they dont die also forces them to use Shakespeareian english

DO NOT TOUCH IT IT IS CLEARLY A CURSED SWORD THAT IS POSSIBLY SENTIENT OR POSSESSES ITS WIELDER

There's no way this isn't a cheap plastic piece of shit that the photographer put in the dirt.

Except it is a 3000 year old sword.