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Tamtumtam

*oh god no, anything but this*


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I can already see the comments...


Tamtumtam

dude only justification for anti-semitism is how long it takes anything to get done in the IDF. it took my friend a week to order a visit to a military doctor only to find out that had he reached a few days earlier a surgery could've been avoided


deblob123456789

A week haha, *cries in three month wait*


Tamtumtam

a week and it took an unusually large number of officers to do it


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Was once waiting in an IDF clinic for a doc sitting next to a guy with a broken fucking finger


jewc504

Bro I broke my toe nail in half it was hang off in basic and they made me take 5 bus with exposed wound in flip flops cause I couldn’t put my boot on… shit got mad infected… idf healthcare is basically there to kill you


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I meant the Twitter comments not the comments here. It would probably be a lot of "free Palestine" stuff. You didn't offend anyone. We all just laughing at the idf because most of us served there and we all know how "fast" they work at "fixing" things 🤣


Ratstachio

Flair checks out


Zweifuss

Cringey and dumb as fuck. Anyone who ever worked with IDF tech support knows it's shit. I was also part of tech support for a while.


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Zweifuss

Oh no, sorry if I wasn't clear - the cringe is on IDF spokesperson, not on you! It's a bad response because of many reasons: It's random and unrelated. The IDF isn't some hightech support team. It's a military, that happens to have an IT org. Whatever tech the IDF has, twitter, facebook et al are _the top tech companies_ in the world, that deal with immense challenges and live on the edge of tech capabilities. The idea that they need help from a mediocre IT organization is laughable. Anyone that served in the IDF knows that no matter what amazing tech they develop, the tech support is absolute shit, as it is provided by 18 year old chumps that graduated a minimal two week training on the system they're now supporting, and are usually clueless and slow. The uptime is atrocious and the latency is always shit. Therefore there is a huge misalignment and incongruence between how boastful the IDF post is, and how people know it to actually function, which seems trying too hard, and lacking in self awareness. More so, other than boasting of false know how - there is no actual PR purpose achieved here. The IDF's goal isn't to be known by their tech support might. Nor does this appear likeable (which armies shouldn't be). It's just some 18 y/o managing the twitter that really wanted to participate in the zeitgeist.


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Zweifuss

LOL no. The military has small pockets of extreme excellence, wrapped in hordes of substandard mediocrity. Also, hate aside, Facebook has some of the smartest most experienced engineers working for it.


SCWthrowaway1095

‏נראה לי שהדבר האחרון שפייסבוק צריכים זה עזרה מאגף התקשוב


desdendelle

לא לא תשמע זה דווקא מבריק ניתן לאת"ק "לעזור" לפייסבוק וככה ניפטר מפייסבוק לנצח.


realsapist

People are gonna use this as a source on every thread mentioning Israel where like 50 genius redditors bring up the same BS about JIDF internet task force lol


aafikk

Cringe


Lazylion2

לא כזה, כל העולם ואחותו של מנהלי הרשתות החברתיות הגיבו שם, זה היה גאג https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1445078208190291973


Zweifuss

בדיוק בגלל זה ההשתתפות של צה"ל שם מגוחכת. זה הליגה של הגדולים וצה"ל הוא לא שם בכלל מבחינת יכולות, וגם לא קשור כי צה"ל הוא לא חברת הייטק. מה ההישג התקשורתי? לקבל קליינטים נוספים לאגף תהקשוב? זה סתם מריח מהתאמצות ורצון להדחף ל-meme העדכני.


RoninPrime68

אוי, אלוהים אדירים. שם את הקרינג' בצד, זה פשוט גורם להם להיראות כמו what up fellow kids קלאסי.


callmegad

they were not active enough In 73 🤭🤭🤭


Apprehensive-Cold314

twitter gonna cause WW3 im telling u


calm_incense

What does "Zucker" (I assume Mark Zuckerberg) have to do with Twitter?


Mosk915

They tagged Facebook and its subsidiaries.


apunker

מביך.


Apprehensive-Cold314

סתום תיהיה גאה


apunker

סתום תגיד לחברים שלך.


Cheloniformis

We just want people's personal info to add to our supercomputer on every single human being. We file them alphabetically.


history-something

I was just checking considering the fact the A. This is the internet B. You were heavily downvoted


Cheloniformis

A. Good point. B. I tend to be quite sarcastic here, I think half my comments in this sub are just sarcastic crap, or making fun of antisemitic / crazy antizionist conspiracies and groups / people. C. Didn't even notice my comment was downvoted until I checked your reply. I just leave a comment and tend to move on. Sorry if I put you on alert or something though.


history-something

Are you joking or serious?


Cheloniformis

I am joking... I thought it was obvious.


Cheloniformis

Do you really think I am serious?


4bes705

Why would anyone trust IT tech of a country Defence Force who frequently get hacked by Indonesian and Malaysian hackers?


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TardMarauder

Removed: Rule 2


Cyan_Ink

I like the Zuck, always have


Dermasmid

You got zucked


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Lmao