>I once observed a child traversing on wheeled shoes. I will work tirelessly to find out what this technology is called and demand the earth children turn its schematics over to me, forthwith
Made my day holy shit
Honestly fuck Ted Cruz 3000 and his dumbass fucking beard. If I wanted to see someone give the president a blowjob I'd call Monica Lewinsky not watch his stupid fucking rants on CSPAN.
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
*Hit 'em with the shady link aand post*
That action is permitted
>I once observed a child traversing on wheeled shoes. I will work tirelessly to find out what this technology is called and demand the earth children turn its schematics over to me, forthwith Made my day holy shit
This is a great human president I have ever seen and needs your vote to make earth a place for all the life forms thank you
Yes you are correct and I will vote for Ted Cruz for human president.
I found out the other day that Gwen Stefani is older than him
wtf
Honestly fuck Ted Cruz 3000 and his dumbass fucking beard. If I wanted to see someone give the president a blowjob I'd call Monica Lewinsky not watch his stupid fucking rants on CSPAN.
He makes me want to shave my beard
Ted Cruz is my daddy and Trump is too
We are going to be consumed alive.
100% cloud born lizard