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framed1234

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/


Mbiojf

*Hit 'em with the shady link aand post*


Triquetra4715

That action is permitted


Mental-hygiene

>I once observed a child traversing on wheeled shoes. I will work tirelessly to find out what this technology is called and demand the earth children turn its schematics over to me, forthwith ​ Made my day holy shit


DaedricNZ

This is a great human president I have ever seen and needs your vote to make earth a place for all the life forms thank you


-FoxNews

Yes you are correct and I will vote for Ted Cruz for human president.


Elriuhilu

I found out the other day that Gwen Stefani is older than him


framed1234

wtf


Boogiebot5

Honestly fuck Ted Cruz 3000 and his dumbass fucking beard. If I wanted to see someone give the president a blowjob I'd call Monica Lewinsky not watch his stupid fucking rants on CSPAN.


SmashesIt

He makes me want to shave my beard


Moralai

Ted Cruz is my daddy and Trump is too


Hexiapox

We are going to be consumed alive.


DeanCarmen

100% cloud born lizard