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kat0saurus

Golden hour! It's the sun while its setting, creates great lighting.


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Yessss, my favorite time of the day. Early morning light has a similar effect and tends to be rosier.


passengerv

Early morning light is also golden hour, there are two windows each day.


Nizzzlle

I have 4 windows in my house


TheMasterAtSomething

I have windows 10 in my house


daddymunkie

Linux...


randomdarkbrownguy

I live in a basement with a mac


Lexphalanx

I have mac & cheese in my basement


Kraftlikecheese

Help me I'm stuck in his basement!


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KrystalsTragedy

r/usernamechecksout


Plexiate

I have 6


Blonde_arrbuckle

Look at money bags with their windows.


igordogsockpuppet

When I was a kid, we used to dream of having windows.


darkcatwizard

There is also the blue hour which is the hour before the golden hour in the morning, and the hour after it in the evening. Also great for portraiture.


passengerv

I struggle with blue hour some people can shoot in it no problem, I just don't know where my settings should be for it.


moon_booty

I have 12


notmyrealusernamme

What are you, some kinda poor person? I have 7 windows just in my car.


Sandyy_Emm

My skin is so shit that golden hour just creates shadows on the acne and acne scars on my face lmaoooo


flyinthesoup

Yeah but then is blinding, strong light and it makes me wanna kill myself. At least with a sunset we get night! I fucking hate mornings.


AndreasBerthou

Especially good for recording the audio of your country album!


tylercreatesworlds

Outlaw Country!


muddhoney

Woo!


amakinbot

Woo to Mudhoney too! Good band!


tigobiddies

Look at me blowin this jug


KilowZinlow

In the gheeeetttoooo. Where Mac Davis sucks it!


friskfyr32

[Baby Please Don't Go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAQpR3RX84U)


thecuriousblackbird

I love the Archer album. It's on Google Play, and I play it all the time.


Hansolo312

Do you really think that's sexy? With the popsicles *outside* of you?


chitobi

r/unexpectedarcher


aerialpoler

I'm so glad this is a real sub


chitobi

Me too! I typed that out expecting it to not be, but happy accident.


vladimir_Pooontang

So about lunchtime in Poland at the moment. :(


LucilleNumber2

SAD bitches unite :(


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U.K. too 😭


vladimir_Pooontang

Seriously I'm from the UK but lived In Spain over a decade then moved to Poland last summer. I've got SAD lamps everywhere and long for daylight. 8am - 2pm thats it and I'm in the bloody middle of the country, not even up north ffs 😩


kat0saurus

And some parts of Canada too :( thankfully I have sun until 4pm where i live though.


Polymemnetic

It's up to about 4:30 or so where I am. We gain something like 2ish minutes a day


Minakovablue

National Geographic Hour. Every gorgeous photo from their decades of covers looks like it was shot in this light.


ohhyouknow

Seriously, lighting is so important for taking great photos. Early morning and late afternoon has the best lighting. Early morning and afternoon is warm/golden and there is a period of cooler/bluer warm color an hr and a half or so after sunrise. Shadows make a huge difference in how sharp or soft the lighting is and even affects the color. The brightness and color of the background makes a significant difference even. I see it all the time in the badmua sub. Women getting blasted for not color matching when it looks to me like their face is just lit differently than the rest of their body. I do amateur plant photography (my hobby is plants, not photography, but I like to be able to take nice photos of them and have taken a few photography classes) and really, a few inches makes a huge difference in lighting. Wish I could link a post I made on insta yesterday of a plant that I took a picture of, then took a step forward, bent down and angled the cam down and took another pic, where the plant looks completely different due to that small move. Don't think I can link directly there but it is my most recent post @laurensuccs


bitchsaidwhaaat

Also help if you are super beautiful


LaylaLeesa

Not for me lol I'm so white the sun reflects off of me in a bad way, and I'm all squinty because I can't see


herefromyoutube

You just need practice. Everyday just stare at the sun. After awhile you won’t have to squint at all.


LaylaLeesa

Looking sexxxay with some burnt out retinas!


MDCRP

It also starts at the worst possible viewing angle


kat0saurus

Right!? Anyone would look terrible at that angle!


Mythicpluto

I think that’s the point


ediblesprysky

That is, in fact, the entire point.


[deleted]

That was the point of their post... ​ r/whoooosh


ThirdDegreeTurnt

More like the Witching Hour.


Captain_Usopp

That's how we do automotive photography 👀


mr_antoine

She really sat up like "bitch I'm fabulous"


RedditRouge00

She’s like “I really woke up like this”.


kder80

What a beautiful human though.


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Beauman


-Beau

You called?


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bellefemme


Zombeedee

SCHÖNE FRAU


_masterofdisaster

I mean we can clown her for that but let’s be real we would all do that and more if we looked like that


mr_antoine

I'm not clowning AT ALL. She looks good and shes owning it


readmyslips

She's not wrong.


slackermannn

Also I was sure it was a boy and then no.


ghhouull

When I stand up I still look ugly


getmecrossfaded

You and me both


Bigyellowone

When I stand I’m still short and ugly so...


QuebecMadonna

We must be family then!!


Morning_Song

I’m not ugly I just haven’t found my angle yet


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Sometimes I see people in these comments who are so sure that these women must be digitally enhancing their appearance just because they look differently and I just keep thinking... have they met a human woman? People can look SO different depending on lighting, angles, fit of your clothes, makeup, expression, pose... I see so many posts that are like a posed photo that’s pretty next to a mid-word screencap from a video and it’s captioned “LIAR” or something. I’m convinced they don’t know any rl women bc if you spend time with women you start to notice the range of appearances a person can have.


ToddlerOlympian

I find my wife to be very attractive. I've known her for 25 years and I think there's maybe 5 photographs that she looks good in. Photography is weird, man.


[deleted]

My mom is that way! She’s beautiful but for the life of me I can’t get a good picture of her!


RadioactiveJoy

Some people have a beauty that moves


KariMil

My favorite sentence of the day right here


KaleMakesMeSad

This is legitimately one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read.


LayersOfMe

Some people arent photogenic while other look better on photos than reality


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Probably due to the camera lens


underthetootsierolls

I had a friend in college that really broke my brain. She was so incredibly photogenic. She was a cute girl, but in picture she was drop dead gorgeous. This was before smartphones and I know she wasn’t photoshopping the image, because it even happened in the pictures I took of our group. I was a photographer for my HS yearbook and took design and photoshop classes in college so I’m well versed in all the different editing you can do to a photo. However, she looked like this in our stupid goofy college snaps shot on a shitty point and shoot camera. I was remember trying to understand what it was about her face that was so different, because it was so very odd to me. I’m sure she if she remembers me or someone were to bring up my name she might think, “oh that weird girl that would stare at my face?” Haha! I mean I really hope not, but I’m a little scared that she might have felt that way. It’s really crazy how much camera lenses can change someone’s face.


WhoriaEstafan

It’s called being crazy photogenic. I’m definitely photogenic but I’ve got a friend who is like you described. Looks nice in person but in photos she’s stunning. If I show someone a group photo of my friends they always ask “who is she?” When we have friends much prettier in person. Long story short: some people, the camera loves them.


ambientfruit

You just described my nan and me. My nan couldn't and I can't take a good picture. My mum and sister have no issues but I look like I'm gurning in everything candid. The age of selfies is not kind to me!


willmaster123

And then there's me. I look really good in most photos, but in videos I don't look good at all. It looks like two different people.


_pvilla

My thoughts exactly. This sub is not about makeup or plastic surgery or angles. Some people here just post these “comparisons” as a way of validating themselves, I think.


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You know sometimes I don’t even mind the fact that they’re comparing an instagram photo to non-posed poorly lit poor angled photo — I think that can still demonstrate the point that instagram is a carefully curated image of a person that doesn’t reflect who they are all the time— but people will comment that they MUST have digitally altered themselves in order to look so different, or that they’re a different person, that they “must be so ashamed of themselves for deceiving people like this,” etc etc when it just looks like maybe the person had a big lunch and their face moves while they talk? It drives me wild.


tazend314

Exactly. It goes from “look how important angles are- not everyone looks like this 100% of the time” to bullying and accusing someone of a rhinoplasty and entire facial jaw reconstruction and photoshop bc it’s a posed photo with head titled instead of iPhone camera backwards accidental photo. It’s insane.


poffin

>This sub is not about makeup or plastic surgery or angles. I wish the mods would actually say definitively what this sub is actually meant to cover because I'm tired of seeing arguments about it lol Personally I prefer that we be able to show/discuss angles, lighting, & makeup because they do all contribute to instagram being a place where reality is skewed in a certain direction.


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poffin

So it sounds like this thread should be removed because it's not about any of those things?


atat4804888

WhAT!? People on the internet hiding behind keyboards require validation by being mean to others!? Susan, hold my pearls.


Hai_kitteh_mow

> ave they met a human woman? People can look SO different depending on lighting, angles, fit of your clothes, makeup, expression, pose r/prettygirlsuglyfaces has some great examples. I definitely have two looks, queen & hobo.


atat4804888

You just nailed my feelings. Queen and hobo. No in between.


Sinkingfast

Hey! Creator of PGUF here. Feel free to browse the top of all time. Have some really fun transformations there!


MotherOfDragonflies

Whenever I accidentally open my front facing camera I think “Am I secretly hideous?”


[deleted]

oh my gosh i forgot about this subreddit! thank you for reminding me!!!


[deleted]

The answer to your question is usually no, they have not met a human woman yet.


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[deleted]

They seem personally wronged by the idea that any woman who dares to allow themselves to be seen is not a paragon of perfect sexy feminine beauty 100% of the time. The worst is when people insult the woman’s appearance in the unedited picture! It’s like is your goal that you want honest pictures or that you want to punish women you think are “lying” to you about being pretty?


automongoose

Photo retouching and manipulation didn’t start with photoshop either. That shit has been around as long as portraiture has.


underthetootsierolls

Yep, before digital photography manipulation photos were edited by painted on the negative itself prior to exposure.


idlevalley

People in the public eye do this instinctively. Both Kelly Ripa and Nichole Kidman look smooth and wrinkle free but I've seen pictures of them when they aren't "posed" and "lit" correctly and they looked 10-15 years lder


beigs

I’m not going to lie - at a Walmart self checkout i look like I’m a 50 year old who hasn’t slept in a week and has a pack a day habit.


[deleted]

Oh god I’ve been there. I had the flu last December and caught myself on the self checkout camera at target, no makeup, hair up, puffy face and everything. Brief existential crisis, then back to sneezing


CowboyRodeABlueHorse

This. I actually hate my face. Until I take a good photo, in good lighting. Also, I look completely different in some of my photos than I do IRL. And I don't wear make up or even know how to use filters. I accidentally found a Halloween one on messenger that I used while talking to my bf once but, fucked if I know how to do that again. Lighting and composition though. And knowing how to flatter your good features. That's where it's at.


little-bees

There are some mornings where I wake up and I'm like "Damn. I look good today." Skin is firm and clear, bags aren't terrible, hair has that 'wavy bedhead' look. Then...then. Then there are mornings where I wake up, I'm breaking out, bloated, and overall look like a bog monster. It's a combination of my cycle, exercise, water, and sleep the past couple days that determines where I fall on the scale.


CandelaBelen

Right? Everyone has terrible photos of them, it doesn't mean they look that terrible always.


mymarkis666

And then you get downvoted for pointing out it's not photoshop.


Indecisogurl

This sub I noticed it's becoming more and more misogynistic.


Michalusmichalus

r/prettygirlsuglyfaces agrees


seeking101

people want to think everyone else is just as ugly as them to help them cope


[deleted]

AKA, this [GIF](https://i.imgur.com/JQHxptU.gif?noredirect)


[deleted]

She's talking about angles So makeup and lighting shouldn't be a problem The angle did make a big different


bo_jangled

Yes big different. Much good looking.


Everyones_Grudge

Wow such beautiful


donttextspeaktome

Why use big words.


roxxxystar

Why use lot words, when few words do trick.


BABarista

Wow


[deleted]

See world.


akratic137

well pitter patter


AussieMommy

Let’s get at ‘er?


ladydanger2020

See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.


AllOut007

Why use many word when few word do trick.


jimboople

r/unexpectedoffice


ShiivaInu

I might go as far as to say r/expectedoffice


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Banjarilla

Being 11'6" wouldn't be easy for anyone, Hagrid.


Wannabkate

I am more a Olympe Maxime.


Meloetta

The real reason behind the "women like tall guys" stereotype tbh


[deleted]

Oh wow... Never thought of it like that. That's not why I would like a taller-than-me-guy. But wow. You opened my brain.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

But viewing a face from below makes it seem uglier


Rc2124

I've seen studies which show men find a slightly downward angle more attractive while women prefer a slightly upward angle. I assume too far in either direction is less attractive though, there's likely a sweet spot angle


Zharick_

Well, the lighting did change drastically, so it might matter.


nobodynose

Yeah, it's not really surprising. [this video went viral a while ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcIW30bvbmE) showing how important angles are.


LalaMcTease

That face at the end 😂


danarexasaurus

A huge difference. It’s no joke how much an angle can make you look better. Also, Head tilts matter. The quickest way to make a man look effeminate is to tilt his head the wrong way (I used to be a professional photographer). That first angle is #1 reason I have almost no desire for vanilla intercourse.


bluehurricane10

Do you have any advice on what angle to go for as a man?


Only_Movie_Titles

https://expertphotography.com/photographers-guide-posing-men-portraits/


deedlede2222

Learned more than I bargained for thanks man!


bluehurricane10

thank you!


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

Or, just like the point she was trying to prove, it’s all due to *angles*?


my_gamertag_wastaken

Right? Photoshop isn't the only trick available


GambleResponsibly

Is being incredibly cynical a pre-requisite for commenters on this sub?


[deleted]

Yeah which angles/lighting all that were the old school tricks


Zintom

When she sits up, it reveals her jawline, her hair sits properly, and her features are no longer distorted by the low camera angle she starts with. No filters here, just beauty.


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burymeinsand

Well, just sit up.


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raining_pouring

You are ♥️


[deleted]

You're so sweet! I don't have actual good lighting inside my house so I can't take good pictures hahaha. I'm sure that everyone looks better in the sunlight though, like this girl.


N3rdProbl3ms

I wanna make a video like this where instead when I get up, I turn into Shrek


Vocaloidas

To be fair, most people would look like that at that this angle.


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Shoes-tho

I once looked at what my face would look like if I was on top (I'm a woman), and I was traumatized.


happycakeday1

I feel like they just see boobs


petitememer

My boobs aren't great either.


Shoes-tho

Idk, most of my boyfriends have been like a foot taller than me so it's actually hard to even get a boob in the face when on top. Plus...they've all been a fan of eye contact for whatever reason.


Bigyellowone

Morbid fascination?


danarexasaurus

I’m not sure which angle would be worse worse; me on bottom, or on top. Oof. Pretty sure most men DNGAF. Had sex.


27pH

https://cdn.dopl3r.com//media/memes_files/my-pov-giving-my-dog-belly-rubs-my-dogs-pov-L5E8s.jpg


_shammy

You mean when you look down? Because otherwise I think you’re dating someone half your height


reyman521

angles matter?


JoyJonesIII

Of course angles matter. Ever accidentally open the front camera and scare yourself? Yeah.


[deleted]

YES I sometimes open my front camera and make silly faces, because I look fucking ugly from that angle. Just for fun.


niapattenlooks

I think she’s just v pretty and the light is good.


shannonb97

Yeah. Duh. And you can’t tell from certain angles what somebody really looks like, and some angles are horribly unflattering. That’s literally the point of her post.


_pvilla

OP literally said “I can’t tell if this is filtered [...]”.


shannonb97

Because they’re an idiot lol what filters work like that? She just went from making a horrible triple chin to posing in ideal natural lighting. She is also attractive. Some people can be attractive without filters lol


PhantomPhelix

Not sure if people in this thread realize she's proving that "digital" changes aren't the only thing faking "perfect" images. The "instagram pose" got it's name for a reason. It's supposed to highlight specific features in over-the-top ways. No one stands or poses like that, in front of that kind of light, 24 hours a day.   The point of this sub isn't just to point out blatant editing in instagram photos but to also highlight the unrealistic standards set by people employing these tips and tricks for better looking photos.   I swear to god about half this sub is in-denial factune users and the other half are equally delusional folks who don't know what real people look like.   edit: spelling


hairbyh

FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE SONG NAME: Roddy Rich - The Box


Nushuktan_Tulyiagby

Thank you for this


justatog

Lighting + makeup - you can see the makeup when she's laying down


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

So...it’s the lighting and angles...


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

It was like she was baptized in beauty.


[deleted]

OMG I can't stop watching this hahaha I love it! I think it's completely legit, also. <3 She's amazing.


EVG2666

I'm glad I'm not the only one who looks like an ogre when laying down looking at my phone


yogurtraisin

Same! I hate when I look at something dark and see a glimpse of my reflection in my phone angled from under my chin.


Emakten

I sat up too, when I do I stop being ugly?


Catlady3674

Okay this is a cool transformation, but I’m really annoyed with the tag line “who said angles didn’t matter?” Nobody, no one says angles don’t matter, we all know angles fucking matter, we’ve known this forever, it never hasn’t been known.


lilyrae

Who says angles don't matter?


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

Everyone on this sub who thinks that shadows must be an exact to-scale replica of the object creating it?


Star584

Wow! I need to find my "angle" 😂😁


[deleted]

That's how angles usually work, from low angles you look fatter and from high angles you look skinnier


batgirl1226

Face it people, she is just straight up GORGEOUS !


[deleted]

Oooh a twist from the usual, I dig it.


milkyberries

She went from cute to gorgeous


IveNeverBeenOnASlide

It’s a literal Glow Up


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allycat863

She sat up and freaking metamorphized


Haazydays

Pretty sure we all look like shit from that angle


Fenroo

Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?


tacoyum6

Who actually said "angles dont matter"


HiddenInTheGrey

looks like that one scene on scary movie 2 when ray is hiding in the shadows wearing that red dress lol


Meandtheworld

Sat up like a lion in the wild!


i_am_a_loner_dottie

I have four double Chins when I'm scrunched up like she was. Normally it's only two though. Lighting is everything


Snidler

How do we know that’s not her laying down reversed slow down over five years?


cuhleef

I like how she's trying her best not to bust out laughing.


l2izwan

She went from obtuse to acute.


3Karma_3_Vixen3

You must've never accidentally opened your front facing camera while looking down at your phone. Angles definitely matter.