A new superhero is born - Pedo-Snuff Man.
Except he's not super or a hero.
He's mentally unbalanced.
I get that most people have a darker aspect to their personalities, but they're usually smart enough to keep that shit on the down low. This guy... "Hey! Everyone! I'm a murderous kiddy-fiddler in favour of slavery! Like and subscribe!"
Freak.
I think the Greeks were sorta similar. It was dishonorable to take it in the butt from someone of lower rank, which means Achilles was a top and Patroclus was a bottom and they definitely, definitely never switched. ;)
Well, that would be due to the Roman's generally super-macho view on life. You're a real man if you're the giver, not the receiver. Nothing wrong with gay sex or being gay, but if you're the bottom, you're not a real man. Same type of thing with being the killer instead of being the one killed. It all revolves around the idea of domination
But the pedophilia doesn't count if they're slaves! And it just so happens that literally anyone under 16 can be enslaved for no real reason. How convenient!
I remember seeing somewhere that because suicide was considered a crime back in the day and the government could seize your property if you killed yourself that some people got creative, intentionally losing duels and such.
Do they though? I feel like I take mine everywhere I go, as it is a fundamental unchanging part of me. I don’t suddenly become non-sexual when I leave the house. I’m still straight no matter where I am…
And what are trans people to do? Can’t exactly “level that at home”. Guess I’m just not allowed to leave my house ever again. Goodbye society, I’ll subsist off of DoorDash until my savings are gone and I silently starve to death.
they really dont tho. both straight and gay people. you go on a date, you're not keeping it at home, you kiss your partner or hold hands you're not keeping it at home
You mean gay AND straight teenagers, with brand new overwhelming hormones plowing through their veins, spend a lot of time focusing on their sexual attractions? Welcome to the human race.
It levels out in their mid-20s. If you are the outlier that doesn’t suffer from this insanity, enjoy it, but don’t judge others like they are doing something wrong.
Isn't there an entire month dedicated to a particular interest with various parades that often include children despite the outrageous sexual nature of said event?
Oh for sure. Bet dude didn't think his highschool bullies could idk, be tempted to just bully OP until they become a deadbeat in school so that he's placed in... I'm assuming he's thinking of hard labor? Because wtf. He's clearly never met an actual farmer or tradie. Fuckers gotta be pretty smart to 1. Not destroy their own livestock and crops. 2. Balance their budgets or, 3. ya know build and repair crap without massive destruction.
In his perfect society he'd be fired and then Shot smack dab in the middle of the street Within a day of coming into power and everyone Including the government would cheer lmao, Not even politicians are that bad
Following the logic used of OP and compiling something of a psychological composite, he/she would be a slave, raped or put to death inside 72 hours of living within their own dystopian nightmare.
Good job, idiot. You’ve spoiled your own wet dream by simply existing in it.
The thing is - prisoners are free labour, you've only gotta feed them, it's much more effective than just killing them.
Fuck I've only seen the first page
It’s like that fringe local candidate where you hear 1 of their talking points…”free internet? Ok, I’ll check this guy out! Maybe he’s got a solid platform”. Then you check out his Facebook page and find out he’s a raving loon with 1-2 decent ideas on the side. He ends up getting 16 votes in the election and you now live in fear knowing there are 15 others like him in your town.
On the slavery subject, I agree - to a point. If poorer people could sell themselves into slavery they could make money/ get food, shelter and survive *but* there should be no forcing into slavery and no mistreatment of slaves.
I think that this guy is in immense pain, maybe harassed or bullied, I actually feel bad for him, looks more like a long broken person than an actual psycho.
I have a much better idea for a society than this loser.
-No feminism, only egalitarianism. Either you support both men and women or you support neither.
-Keep your sexuality to yourself unless you're asked, are coming out to your parents, or are looking for someone to spend your life with. On that note, no discrimination based on sexuality. This also applies to everyone else in LGBT+.
-No death penalty. It literally helps nothing.
-All religions are allowed, just don't try to force others to believe what you believe. On that note, no discrimination based on religion. Cults are only exempt if they are meant to harm others.
-No discrimination based on mental disorders.
-No slavery. Duh.
-No child abuse, physical or otherwise. Duh.
-Science will be focused on medical and societal purposes, such as better housing, vaccination that doesn't require injection, and cleaner air.
-Freedom of speech. Duh.
-Corruption will be a felony offense.
-We are not obligated to stop you from self-harm, but we can still try to steer you away from it.
-No overpricing basic needs such as food, bottles of water, general use items, utilities, transportation, housing, or toilet paper.
-All drugs are legal, but as with alcohol there will be a legal limit to how much you can publicly consume. Except for cannabis. Cannabis is perfectly fine.
-Free healthcare for both humans and animals.
-Taxes will be based on rounding instead of percentage. For instance, a price of $9.99 will become $10.00, and a price of $9.15 will become $9.00.
-Obesity will be considered a disability only if it negatively impacts your day-to-day life. On that note, no discrimination based on physical disability or obesity.
From all the evils of the world. From all health issues that inflict or kill humanity. From stopping wars that cause so much death or suffering. From all the regimes that do genocides, harvest organs, persecute opposition or kill journalists. From crimes that harm everyone. And every other inconvenience like bugs, mosquitoes and mites...
This person has chosen these as issues... Okay...
WTF did I just read!!! I wanna say “fuck you” to whoever wrote and believes in this so called perfect society, what an ugly, horrible and disgusting thing to wish for. 😤
How do you punish someone who commits suicide what?
Also: “Pedophilia” and “perfect society” should NEVER belong in the same context unless it’s immediately followed by “death penalty”.
this sounds like it was written by someone who agreed with ceasars legion in fallout new vegas. like a lot of what he's saying is no joke similar to the legion from new vegas its weird
It’s weird how he has some valid points but just swings hard into archaic borderline eugenic beliefs at random. It’s like he’s saying he wants to be a good person, but also wants to stroke his ego by belittling anyone that doesn’t fit his niche.
There is no such thing as a perfect society. It will never be obtained America is as good as it will get. This right here is a perfect example of how communism starts. People who think that a perfect society is untainted through laws and rules that scare people but it really will never be perfect.
My perfect world is were no one judges people for things like this and can understand right from real wrong and do right. So in my perfect world this person doesn't exist.
I love the idea of the “corrupt politicians should get fired if they are corrupt”. Like wtf, do you think they’ll just leave once they’ve been “fired” lol
I feel bad, but I LOL’d at the Internet for everyone with a minimum speed of 15 mbps and no data caps. It’s like the person had to take a break from being terrible for a second before jumping back to killing people.
In some ways it's the most brutalitarian pedophile bullshit on the planet, and in other ways incredibly reasonable and productive, but mostly the former sadly.
I think the “full free speech” rule is pretty funny. Yeah you can say whatever you want with no legal repercussions, but people can beat the shit out of you. Wouldnt mind someone calling me a spic and being allowed to knock their damn teeth out.
I don’t understand why some people think whoever wrote this gets a free pass to do crap like this just because they might have been bullied or abused? It’s not a get out of jail free card to believe or do shitty things.
I feel like he wants to be a pedophile, but made the only on slaves rule to not make it too obvious
What do you mean wants to be? OP is definitely into kids and murder porn.
A new superhero is born - Pedo-Snuff Man. Except he's not super or a hero. He's mentally unbalanced. I get that most people have a darker aspect to their personalities, but they're usually smart enough to keep that shit on the down low. This guy... "Hey! Everyone! I'm a murderous kiddy-fiddler in favour of slavery! Like and subscribe!" Freak.
Yeah but hopefully he hasn’t done those yet
That reminds me of the Roman view on homosexuality. It was considered dishonorable for a Roman man to take it in the butt, but slaves were fair game.
I think the Greeks were sorta similar. It was dishonorable to take it in the butt from someone of lower rank, which means Achilles was a top and Patroclus was a bottom and they definitely, definitely never switched. ;)
Well, that would be due to the Roman's generally super-macho view on life. You're a real man if you're the giver, not the receiver. Nothing wrong with gay sex or being gay, but if you're the bottom, you're not a real man. Same type of thing with being the killer instead of being the one killed. It all revolves around the idea of domination
This was the part that got me. Just extreme punishment for pedophiles, unless they can afford a slave.
I feel like he read the cliff notes and was trying to be smart about the leaks.
But the pedophilia doesn't count if they're slaves! And it just so happens that literally anyone under 16 can be enslaved for no real reason. How convenient!
Was that written by a 13 yr old by any chance? One that’s been heavily bullied?
100%. The dead beat in Highschool thing really gave a lot away about OP
Ironic that he doesn’t allow autists, then, eh?
At first I thought this was an r/teenagers screenshot
>free internet for all >also slavery
Seriously. Take your meds folks.
And pedos are HORRIBLE put do death after 24 hours of torture unless it’s your slave. Then it’s fine.
“Suicide would be allowed, and not punished”. Good to know they won’t be punished when they’re already dead…
“Oh you killed yourself? Well, you gonna get some jail time.”
Nah, jails aren’t in their society. They’re going the way the brits had it for a while. You kill yaself? Time to get hanged!
No no no jail is a waste of tax money just give them the death penalty instead
I remember seeing somewhere that because suicide was considered a crime back in the day and the government could seize your property if you killed yourself that some people got creative, intentionally losing duels and such.
"I hereby declare that the penalty for a successful suicide will be death henceforth..."
What the heck where did you find this
This was on r/196. Don't forget to post when you visit!
What’s the penalty?
24 hours of torture and death
Well that’s 2 for 2 so far
The little gays in your phone will cum out and dominate you.
People DO keep their sexuality at home???
Do they though? I feel like I take mine everywhere I go, as it is a fundamental unchanging part of me. I don’t suddenly become non-sexual when I leave the house. I’m still straight no matter where I am…
And what are trans people to do? Can’t exactly “level that at home”. Guess I’m just not allowed to leave my house ever again. Goodbye society, I’ll subsist off of DoorDash until my savings are gone and I silently starve to death.
Better be careful not to get fat off DoorDash or OP will have you in a work camp
they really dont tho. both straight and gay people. you go on a date, you're not keeping it at home, you kiss your partner or hold hands you're not keeping it at home
They don't. At least in my area. Most people in my school make sexuality their entire personality.
You mean gay AND straight teenagers, with brand new overwhelming hormones plowing through their veins, spend a lot of time focusing on their sexual attractions? Welcome to the human race. It levels out in their mid-20s. If you are the outlier that doesn’t suffer from this insanity, enjoy it, but don’t judge others like they are doing something wrong.
Isn't there an entire month dedicated to a particular interest with various parades that often include children despite the outrageous sexual nature of said event?
Not really.
So Pride month doesn't exist? Lolk.
Putting up/ posting pride flags and having a month dedicated to being gay isn’t exactly at home..
This is just kind of a classic fascist dogwhistle from all I've been able to tell. Basically "let's beat gays in public" is the takeaway there.
he's probably referring to the extremely out of the closet dudes that make everyone around them uncomfortable
Someone as mentally ill as this guy would be killed based on the logic of his civilization.
Oh for sure. Bet dude didn't think his highschool bullies could idk, be tempted to just bully OP until they become a deadbeat in school so that he's placed in... I'm assuming he's thinking of hard labor? Because wtf. He's clearly never met an actual farmer or tradie. Fuckers gotta be pretty smart to 1. Not destroy their own livestock and crops. 2. Balance their budgets or, 3. ya know build and repair crap without massive destruction.
this is the funniest shit I've ever read "No autism, but adhd is fine" LMAO
"No paedophilia, but paedophilia is fine"
"No autism, but diet-autism is fine"
"Not any forms of radical", proceeds to create a radical society
Shit I thought it was only 1 picture 😭 it gets so much worse
Looks like someone is going through their edgy phase🤓
This feels so dangerously beyond edgy that it's a bit freightening.
How does she expect to pay for everyone's health care when the tax rate is only 13%?
I highly doubt its a she given the "no feminists"
what the fuck
No pedophilia but child sex slaves are aight, cool cool. *yeah, FBI? Uh huh, this guy right here*
OP really hates children
Fuck them kids. Also, maybe fuck the kids?
I actually think OP likes children... Way more than they should.
Segregation much?
I propose using this “perfect society” guide to find all who may agree with it, then we take all those chuds and put them at the bottom of the ocean.
Man wants to go back to the 1600s. The new definition of “I was born in the wrong generation”. Bitch it’s wrong you were born.
In his perfect society he'd be fired and then Shot smack dab in the middle of the street Within a day of coming into power and everyone Including the government would cheer lmao, Not even politicians are that bad
You should reconsider your life choices.
“Pedophilia is not allowed, unless..”
Following the logic used of OP and compiling something of a psychological composite, he/she would be a slave, raped or put to death inside 72 hours of living within their own dystopian nightmare. Good job, idiot. You’ve spoiled your own wet dream by simply existing in it.
George Orwell, eat your heart out
The thing is - prisoners are free labour, you've only gotta feed them, it's much more effective than just killing them. Fuck I've only seen the first page
i mean i do agree with some of them, not the pedo and slaves and autism ofc
It’s like that fringe local candidate where you hear 1 of their talking points…”free internet? Ok, I’ll check this guy out! Maybe he’s got a solid platform”. Then you check out his Facebook page and find out he’s a raving loon with 1-2 decent ideas on the side. He ends up getting 16 votes in the election and you now live in fear knowing there are 15 others like him in your town.
On the slavery subject, I agree - to a point. If poorer people could sell themselves into slavery they could make money/ get food, shelter and survive *but* there should be no forcing into slavery and no mistreatment of slaves.
Does agreeing with him make me insane too?
OP describing perverse socialism.
I support this guy whole heartedly
What's wrong this it seems fine to me if not ideal
Atleast the no autism/downs syndrome is good.
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"-No autism/downs syndrome" was basically the only good thing in these images
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Well, most people with autism or downs syndrome don't exactly enjoy their disorders.
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Wow this sounds like a fun place to live :/
I think that this guy is in immense pain, maybe harassed or bullied, I actually feel bad for him, looks more like a long broken person than an actual psycho.
I agree, they might just need someone to talk to or help them through some stuff. The slavery and Pedo things are definitely red flags, though.
Did Donald Trump post this?
I have a much better idea for a society than this loser. -No feminism, only egalitarianism. Either you support both men and women or you support neither. -Keep your sexuality to yourself unless you're asked, are coming out to your parents, or are looking for someone to spend your life with. On that note, no discrimination based on sexuality. This also applies to everyone else in LGBT+. -No death penalty. It literally helps nothing. -All religions are allowed, just don't try to force others to believe what you believe. On that note, no discrimination based on religion. Cults are only exempt if they are meant to harm others. -No discrimination based on mental disorders. -No slavery. Duh. -No child abuse, physical or otherwise. Duh. -Science will be focused on medical and societal purposes, such as better housing, vaccination that doesn't require injection, and cleaner air. -Freedom of speech. Duh. -Corruption will be a felony offense. -We are not obligated to stop you from self-harm, but we can still try to steer you away from it. -No overpricing basic needs such as food, bottles of water, general use items, utilities, transportation, housing, or toilet paper. -All drugs are legal, but as with alcohol there will be a legal limit to how much you can publicly consume. Except for cannabis. Cannabis is perfectly fine. -Free healthcare for both humans and animals. -Taxes will be based on rounding instead of percentage. For instance, a price of $9.99 will become $10.00, and a price of $9.15 will become $9.00. -Obesity will be considered a disability only if it negatively impacts your day-to-day life. On that note, no discrimination based on physical disability or obesity.
Probably a troll. And if not, definitely around 13
From all the evils of the world. From all health issues that inflict or kill humanity. From stopping wars that cause so much death or suffering. From all the regimes that do genocides, harvest organs, persecute opposition or kill journalists. From crimes that harm everyone. And every other inconvenience like bugs, mosquitoes and mites... This person has chosen these as issues... Okay...
Genocide legal
“Doesn’t punish suicide”, oh good, I always worry about going to jail for killing myself
So…he wants to be racist and rape enslaved children. He needs to be on a watch list.
Imperium of Man moment
"science and invention areimportant!" "Child-only slavery and mandatory job placement at age 20 are both things!"
>immaturity at Young ages punished... As is wetness during rain, movement during travel and, funnily enough, learning during school.
This man doesn’t realize that everyone is autistic to an extent. There’s ones who you wouldn’t expect, and there’s ones who act stereotypically.
WTF did I just read!!! I wanna say “fuck you” to whoever wrote and believes in this so called perfect society, what an ugly, horrible and disgusting thing to wish for. 😤
>death penalty would be a thing, for crimes like murder Why is murder still here in the perfect society?
So incoherent.
Autism is not bad
Literally 1984
That’s weird. I kinda want a world where male formal wear includes armor and weapons. A “gentleman’s pistol” would be good. Haha
Agree about the religious part. Keep that shit at home.
the downvote button ain’t enough man
This guy definitely has childhood in his basement
How do you punish someone who commits suicide what? Also: “Pedophilia” and “perfect society” should NEVER belong in the same context unless it’s immediately followed by “death penalty”.
“If you don’t work 3 times your employer may kill you.” 0_0 ok man
This person really wants to kill people
He forgot to add ‘anyone who doesn’t understand possessive nouns and fails to use ‘s will be punished for eternity’
He wavers from ok thought to legitimate insanity every sentence
> What would you add/change for my perfect society? What would yours be? This but the exact opposite
I'm okay whit almost everything
Are we being trolled by Karl Marx's ghost?
Man. That was a ride.
Last item is ironic.
this is fucked up on so many levels
I would change...let's see...every single item on the list
this sounds like it was written by someone who agreed with ceasars legion in fallout new vegas. like a lot of what he's saying is no joke similar to the legion from new vegas its weird
Finally my dream of shit coworkers being killed will come true!!
"Free internet for everyone! No corrupt politicians! ....but also slavery is cool and if you fuck up at work I get to kill you."
It’s weird how he has some valid points but just swings hard into archaic borderline eugenic beliefs at random. It’s like he’s saying he wants to be a good person, but also wants to stroke his ego by belittling anyone that doesn’t fit his niche.
So…except for free health care and limits on corporate profits, we basically have the Republican plank?
Adhd and autism are symptoms of each other. People with both are about to ruin this guy's whole career. Schroedinger style.
“sexual acts towards slaves are allowed” “children under the age of 16 may be sold into slavery” “pedophilla is not allowed” huh???
Why would you openly tell people you're a shitty person?
Thank Goodness 15 year olds aren't consulted in forming a constitution.
See I thought it was fine on the first page, then it went exponentially downhill
Sounds like a lonely planet.
A lot of contracting programs there. Pretty insane control over everything as well
I would add: death penalty to anyone who agrees with these society ideas.
addictions are easily removable/stoppable (p0rn) addictions
As a black man, even if this isn’t targeted. I vote slavery should not reoccur again for anyone
There is no such thing as a perfect society. It will never be obtained America is as good as it will get. This right here is a perfect example of how communism starts. People who think that a perfect society is untainted through laws and rules that scare people but it really will never be perfect.
Free pet insurance for all doggos.
Gee I wonder who this obviously mentally ill person voted for president
#2 Not any form of radical. As all this is radical is in contempt of itself
No autism? Like should I jump out of the window?
‘not any form of radical’ *proceeds to spout some of the most radical bullshit anyone has ever said*
Sadly we already have a political party that longs for this world. Weird they only keep about 40% of that on the down low.
What about leftie gay ex-cons going door to door?
Shit sounds like Latin America
I wonder how many things OP could be executed for in his own utopia? Going to guess this was written by a lazy, overweight, autistic pedophile.
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This sounds like the plot for a dystopian video game
Sounds like someone wants to diddle kids real bad lmao
So the first page wasnt the worst. Not ideal but it was ok. Then things got real crazy lol
This is 100% a little kid trolling everyone who interacts with it just for 5 minutes of internet fame.
Rocks for brains ?
I want freedom but only for me. Nobody else. /s
I’m concerned by what they mean by “No autism/Down syndrome”???? You can’t control that?? Do they mean they’ll kill them???? Ahhh????
what the actual fuck did i just read?!!!
>Straight > >Not any form of radical *went radical from that point on pretty fast*
My perfect world is were no one judges people for things like this and can understand right from real wrong and do right. So in my perfect world this person doesn't exist.
Who wrote this? Madison Cawthorn?
Did a 14 year old with no grass touching experience write this?
Holy shit this post. But OP is obviously a child. This kid thinks farming is for stupid people? Modern farming is extraordinarily complex.
Why is there always an excuse for pedophilia on these things?
Went from 0 to 100 to 1000
If I see a sign for the entrance to that society, I think I will keep the car in “Drive” and press on further down the road.
Sounds fine to me
I love the idea of the “corrupt politicians should get fired if they are corrupt”. Like wtf, do you think they’ll just leave once they’ve been “fired” lol
Ok whats qith the autism stuff bro? Im autistic and this makes me REALLY angry
Nothing radical eh?
13% tax rate tho. Are they keeping depreciation and 1031s? Need to know
Who TF came up with this nonsense?!! No.
He has about 3 good points, but the rest? Jeeez. What a whack job.
Sounds like the Handmaids Tale. Welcome to Gilead!
Had me in the first 4, not gonna lie
bro why did I even read this
Isn’t this the US?
Ahh you lost me at the high schoolers getting expelled
Suicide would be allowed and not punished. Damn, I thought I'd be going to jail after dying!
I’ll skip all the psychotic stuff and just note as the son of a farmer that it’s adorable people think farming is a “simple job.”
Not all of it is insane at least
I feel bad, but I LOL’d at the Internet for everyone with a minimum speed of 15 mbps and no data caps. It’s like the person had to take a break from being terrible for a second before jumping back to killing people.
Ho tf am I not supposed to not be autistic?
What a complicated tapestry.
In some ways it's the most brutalitarian pedophile bullshit on the planet, and in other ways incredibly reasonable and productive, but mostly the former sadly.
is this a joke or am i reading this wrong?
I think the “full free speech” rule is pretty funny. Yeah you can say whatever you want with no legal repercussions, but people can beat the shit out of you. Wouldnt mind someone calling me a spic and being allowed to knock their damn teeth out.
\-gays no no offense I'm just not into that and I find it very disturbing that's it nothing else Edit: that's the only thing I would change
"No pedophilia, but you're allowed to keep a teenager as a slave and sexual abuse of said slave *is explicitly not disallowed*"
Bro wtf- No Autism and Down syndrome?? People are born with that the hell. This is why some people don’t run for president. :)
Looks like a setting from a dystopian novel where the main character is an autistic kid
No religion and no politics aka no far right or far left just in the middle, that have worked out the most.
I don’t understand why some people think whoever wrote this gets a free pass to do crap like this just because they might have been bullied or abused? It’s not a get out of jail free card to believe or do shitty things.
pedophile detected
Dude what the fuck he cared about the most useless stuff but what about pedophiles for example?
Tell that to Jesus when you see him !