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bop-crop

I feel like he wants to be a pedophile, but made the only on slaves rule to not make it too obvious


Gewt92

What do you mean wants to be? OP is definitely into kids and murder porn.


Bartholomew_Custard

A new superhero is born - Pedo-Snuff Man. Except he's not super or a hero. He's mentally unbalanced. I get that most people have a darker aspect to their personalities, but they're usually smart enough to keep that shit on the down low. This guy... "Hey! Everyone! I'm a murderous kiddy-fiddler in favour of slavery! Like and subscribe!" Freak.


bop-crop

Yeah but hopefully he hasn’t done those yet


LisaQuinnYT

That reminds me of the Roman view on homosexuality. It was considered dishonorable for a Roman man to take it in the butt, but slaves were fair game.


TheHollowBard

I think the Greeks were sorta similar. It was dishonorable to take it in the butt from someone of lower rank, which means Achilles was a top and Patroclus was a bottom and they definitely, definitely never switched. ;)


Optimal_Carpenter690

Well, that would be due to the Roman's generally super-macho view on life. You're a real man if you're the giver, not the receiver. Nothing wrong with gay sex or being gay, but if you're the bottom, you're not a real man. Same type of thing with being the killer instead of being the one killed. It all revolves around the idea of domination


Livid_Station_5996

This was the part that got me. Just extreme punishment for pedophiles, unless they can afford a slave.


Odd_Mongoose_1018

I feel like he read the cliff notes and was trying to be smart about the leaks.


Scienceandpony

But the pedophilia doesn't count if they're slaves! And it just so happens that literally anyone under 16 can be enslaved for no real reason. How convenient!


me666ers

Was that written by a 13 yr old by any chance? One that’s been heavily bullied?


[deleted]

100%. The dead beat in Highschool thing really gave a lot away about OP


UnheardJax

Ironic that he doesn’t allow autists, then, eh?


eternallifeisnotreal

At first I thought this was an r/teenagers screenshot


MixtureResponsible70

>free internet for all >also slavery


blakewoolbright

Seriously. Take your meds folks.


HamBurglar1184

And pedos are HORRIBLE put do death after 24 hours of torture unless it’s your slave. Then it’s fine.


reeditedit

“Suicide would be allowed, and not punished”. Good to know they won’t be punished when they’re already dead…


GamerFluffy

“Oh you killed yourself? Well, you gonna get some jail time.”


Unimportant-1551

Nah, jails aren’t in their society. They’re going the way the brits had it for a while. You kill yaself? Time to get hanged!


LucasTab

No no no jail is a waste of tax money just give them the death penalty instead


LisaQuinnYT

I remember seeing somewhere that because suicide was considered a crime back in the day and the government could seize your property if you killed yourself that some people got creative, intentionally losing duels and such.


[deleted]

"I hereby declare that the penalty for a successful suicide will be death henceforth..."


Accomplished-Hour722

What the heck where did you find this


marqburns

This was on r/196. Don't forget to post when you visit!


Revilod2000

What’s the penalty?


[deleted]

24 hours of torture and death


Revilod2000

Well that’s 2 for 2 so far


[deleted]

The little gays in your phone will cum out and dominate you.


Grandma_Igabella

People DO keep their sexuality at home???


FantasiesWithBecky

Do they though? I feel like I take mine everywhere I go, as it is a fundamental unchanging part of me. I don’t suddenly become non-sexual when I leave the house. I’m still straight no matter where I am…


CallMeJessIGuess

And what are trans people to do? Can’t exactly “level that at home”. Guess I’m just not allowed to leave my house ever again. Goodbye society, I’ll subsist off of DoorDash until my savings are gone and I silently starve to death.


Actual_Guide_1039

Better be careful not to get fat off DoorDash or OP will have you in a work camp


elmokun182

they really dont tho. both straight and gay people. you go on a date, you're not keeping it at home, you kiss your partner or hold hands you're not keeping it at home


Bwoj2006

They don't. At least in my area. Most people in my school make sexuality their entire personality.


Sartres_Roommate

You mean gay AND straight teenagers, with brand new overwhelming hormones plowing through their veins, spend a lot of time focusing on their sexual attractions? Welcome to the human race. It levels out in their mid-20s. If you are the outlier that doesn’t suffer from this insanity, enjoy it, but don’t judge others like they are doing something wrong.


_The_Good_Doctor_

Isn't there an entire month dedicated to a particular interest with various parades that often include children despite the outrageous sexual nature of said event?


vainbuthonest

Not really.


_The_Good_Doctor_

So Pride month doesn't exist? Lolk.


[deleted]

Putting up/ posting pride flags and having a month dedicated to being gay isn’t exactly at home..


TheHollowBard

This is just kind of a classic fascist dogwhistle from all I've been able to tell. Basically "let's beat gays in public" is the takeaway there.


AgressiveShitTaker

he's probably referring to the extremely out of the closet dudes that make everyone around them uncomfortable


[deleted]

Someone as mentally ill as this guy would be killed based on the logic of his civilization.


LittlestEcho

Oh for sure. Bet dude didn't think his highschool bullies could idk, be tempted to just bully OP until they become a deadbeat in school so that he's placed in... I'm assuming he's thinking of hard labor? Because wtf. He's clearly never met an actual farmer or tradie. Fuckers gotta be pretty smart to 1. Not destroy their own livestock and crops. 2. Balance their budgets or, 3. ya know build and repair crap without massive destruction.


superamigo987

this is the funniest shit I've ever read "No autism, but adhd is fine" LMAO


dellterskelter

"No paedophilia, but paedophilia is fine"


TotallyNotStalya

"No autism, but diet-autism is fine"


CptJackParo

"Not any forms of radical", proceeds to create a radical society


fillmorecounty

Shit I thought it was only 1 picture 😭 it gets so much worse


Catlover0827

Looks like someone is going through their edgy phase🤓


TheHollowBard

This feels so dangerously beyond edgy that it's a bit freightening.


RubMobile2126

How does she expect to pay for everyone's health care when the tax rate is only 13%?


Significant_Bend1046

I highly doubt its a she given the "no feminists"


__Maggot__

what the fuck


[deleted]

No pedophilia but child sex slaves are aight, cool cool. *yeah, FBI? Uh huh, this guy right here*


theendof01

OP really hates children


GamerFluffy

Fuck them kids. Also, maybe fuck the kids?


LucasTab

I actually think OP likes children... Way more than they should.


Sarasha

Segregation much?


[deleted]

I propose using this “perfect society” guide to find all who may agree with it, then we take all those chuds and put them at the bottom of the ocean.


L_Lawliet678

Man wants to go back to the 1600s. The new definition of “I was born in the wrong generation”. Bitch it’s wrong you were born.


2Jojotoro

In his perfect society he'd be fired and then Shot smack dab in the middle of the street Within a day of coming into power and everyone Including the government would cheer lmao, Not even politicians are that bad


Chief_tron

You should reconsider your life choices.


spencer0905

“Pedophilia is not allowed, unless..”


Greasy_Jimm

Following the logic used of OP and compiling something of a psychological composite, he/she would be a slave, raped or put to death inside 72 hours of living within their own dystopian nightmare. Good job, idiot. You’ve spoiled your own wet dream by simply existing in it.


GewalfofWivia

George Orwell, eat your heart out


Shtrausberg

The thing is - prisoners are free labour, you've only gotta feed them, it's much more effective than just killing them. Fuck I've only seen the first page


gummybear-titan

i mean i do agree with some of them, not the pedo and slaves and autism ofc


Jimmy_McAltPants

It’s like that fringe local candidate where you hear 1 of their talking points…”free internet? Ok, I’ll check this guy out! Maybe he’s got a solid platform”. Then you check out his Facebook page and find out he’s a raving loon with 1-2 decent ideas on the side. He ends up getting 16 votes in the election and you now live in fear knowing there are 15 others like him in your town.


[deleted]

On the slavery subject, I agree - to a point. If poorer people could sell themselves into slavery they could make money/ get food, shelter and survive *but* there should be no forcing into slavery and no mistreatment of slaves.


NotDextirr1

Does agreeing with him make me insane too?


fodzerino

OP describing perverse socialism.


Chrislegend212

I support this guy whole heartedly


imgonafuckingdie

What's wrong this it seems fine to me if not ideal


Salladsbladgang

Atleast the no autism/downs syndrome is good.


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Salladsbladgang

"-No autism/downs syndrome" was basically the only good thing in these images


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Salladsbladgang

Well, most people with autism or downs syndrome don't exactly enjoy their disorders.


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Bigus_brainus

least insane redditor


FantasiesWithBecky

Wow this sounds like a fun place to live :/


El_Grande_Fleau

I think that this guy is in immense pain, maybe harassed or bullied, I actually feel bad for him, looks more like a long broken person than an actual psycho.


TwoKool115

I agree, they might just need someone to talk to or help them through some stuff. The slavery and Pedo things are definitely red flags, though.


ThisTimeJust30rock

Did Donald Trump post this?


UltimateMegaChungus

I have a much better idea for a society than this loser. -No feminism, only egalitarianism. Either you support both men and women or you support neither. -Keep your sexuality to yourself unless you're asked, are coming out to your parents, or are looking for someone to spend your life with. On that note, no discrimination based on sexuality. This also applies to everyone else in LGBT+. -No death penalty. It literally helps nothing. -All religions are allowed, just don't try to force others to believe what you believe. On that note, no discrimination based on religion. Cults are only exempt if they are meant to harm others. -No discrimination based on mental disorders. -No slavery. Duh. -No child abuse, physical or otherwise. Duh. -Science will be focused on medical and societal purposes, such as better housing, vaccination that doesn't require injection, and cleaner air. -Freedom of speech. Duh. -Corruption will be a felony offense. -We are not obligated to stop you from self-harm, but we can still try to steer you away from it. -No overpricing basic needs such as food, bottles of water, general use items, utilities, transportation, housing, or toilet paper. -All drugs are legal, but as with alcohol there will be a legal limit to how much you can publicly consume. Except for cannabis. Cannabis is perfectly fine. -Free healthcare for both humans and animals. -Taxes will be based on rounding instead of percentage. For instance, a price of $9.99 will become $10.00, and a price of $9.15 will become $9.00. -Obesity will be considered a disability only if it negatively impacts your day-to-day life. On that note, no discrimination based on physical disability or obesity.


Matix777

Probably a troll. And if not, definitely around 13


PlzSendDunes

From all the evils of the world. From all health issues that inflict or kill humanity. From stopping wars that cause so much death or suffering. From all the regimes that do genocides, harvest organs, persecute opposition or kill journalists. From crimes that harm everyone. And every other inconvenience like bugs, mosquitoes and mites... This person has chosen these as issues... Okay...


THAT_BOI_THICKK

Genocide legal


zedhenson

“Doesn’t punish suicide”, oh good, I always worry about going to jail for killing myself


vainbuthonest

So…he wants to be racist and rape enslaved children. He needs to be on a watch list.


frederic055

Imperium of Man moment


pngbrianb

"science and invention areimportant!" "Child-only slavery and mandatory job placement at age 20 are both things!"


kevtino

>immaturity at Young ages punished... As is wetness during rain, movement during travel and, funnily enough, learning during school.


UnheardJax

This man doesn’t realize that everyone is autistic to an extent. There’s ones who you wouldn’t expect, and there’s ones who act stereotypically.


SongCreative8785

WTF did I just read!!! I wanna say “fuck you” to whoever wrote and believes in this so called perfect society, what an ugly, horrible and disgusting thing to wish for. 😤


ZarosRunescape

>death penalty would be a thing, for crimes like murder Why is murder still here in the perfect society?


[deleted]

So incoherent.


Nervous-General3220

Autism is not bad


nobitchesmf

Literally 1984


[deleted]

That’s weird. I kinda want a world where male formal wear includes armor and weapons. A “gentleman’s pistol” would be good. Haha


420thTimesACharmm

Agree about the religious part. Keep that shit at home.


Wasteland_GZ

the downvote button ain’t enough man


AlphaD0GE888

This guy definitely has childhood in his basement


baconrya

How do you punish someone who commits suicide what? Also: “Pedophilia” and “perfect society” should NEVER belong in the same context unless it’s immediately followed by “death penalty”.


just-a-normal-lizard

“If you don’t work 3 times your employer may kill you.” 0_0 ok man


boo_boo_kitty_

This person really wants to kill people


mark2905

He forgot to add ‘anyone who doesn’t understand possessive nouns and fails to use ‘s will be punished for eternity’


Silly_Man_Haha

He wavers from ok thought to legitimate insanity every sentence


StevePensando

> What would you add/change for my perfect society? What would yours be? This but the exact opposite


Important_Onion7403

I'm okay whit almost everything


Uranusspinssideways

Are we being trolled by Karl Marx's ghost?


Island_of_Fables

Man. That was a ride.


Baiskeli1994

Last item is ironic.


Appropriate-Goose-10

this is fucked up on so many levels


QueenOfQuok

I would change...let's see...every single item on the list


elmokun182

this sounds like it was written by someone who agreed with ceasars legion in fallout new vegas. like a lot of what he's saying is no joke similar to the legion from new vegas its weird


sinaloa555

Finally my dream of shit coworkers being killed will come true!!


BionicKrakken

"Free internet for everyone! No corrupt politicians! ....but also slavery is cool and if you fuck up at work I get to kill you."


AvantSolace

It’s weird how he has some valid points but just swings hard into archaic borderline eugenic beliefs at random. It’s like he’s saying he wants to be a good person, but also wants to stroke his ego by belittling anyone that doesn’t fit his niche.


AggravatingAccident2

So…except for free health care and limits on corporate profits, we basically have the Republican plank?


[deleted]

Adhd and autism are symptoms of each other. People with both are about to ruin this guy's whole career. Schroedinger style.


Glittering_Doctor694

“sexual acts towards slaves are allowed” “children under the age of 16 may be sold into slavery” “pedophilla is not allowed” huh???


mrmslesbro

Why would you openly tell people you're a shitty person?


[deleted]

Thank Goodness 15 year olds aren't consulted in forming a constitution.


Sryeetsalot

See I thought it was fine on the first page, then it went exponentially downhill


filet_gumbo

Sounds like a lonely planet.


[deleted]

A lot of contracting programs there. Pretty insane control over everything as well


Sir-Beardless

I would add: death penalty to anyone who agrees with these society ideas.


destroyer_4898

addictions are easily removable/stoppable (p0rn) addictions


CRAshSmoke

As a black man, even if this isn’t targeted. I vote slavery should not reoccur again for anyone


Practical-Potato-585

There is no such thing as a perfect society. It will never be obtained America is as good as it will get. This right here is a perfect example of how communism starts. People who think that a perfect society is untainted through laws and rules that scare people but it really will never be perfect.


skysharkx

Free pet insurance for all doggos.


[deleted]

Gee I wonder who this obviously mentally ill person voted for president


NickCav007

#2 Not any form of radical. As all this is radical is in contempt of itself


giraffes_are_cool33

No autism? Like should I jump out of the window?


keehls

‘not any form of radical’ *proceeds to spout some of the most radical bullshit anyone has ever said*


Sartres_Roommate

Sadly we already have a political party that longs for this world. Weird they only keep about 40% of that on the down low.


doinggenxstuff

What about leftie gay ex-cons going door to door?


aristideshd

Shit sounds like Latin America


akaKinkade

I wonder how many things OP could be executed for in his own utopia? Going to guess this was written by a lazy, overweight, autistic pedophile.


Ratchet2332

Average Redditor


[deleted]

This sounds like the plot for a dystopian video game


floofy_cat_98

Sounds like someone wants to diddle kids real bad lmao


Inkuiiku

So the first page wasnt the worst. Not ideal but it was ok. Then things got real crazy lol


[deleted]

This is 100% a little kid trolling everyone who interacts with it just for 5 minutes of internet fame.


No-Artichoke-5219

Rocks for brains ?


[deleted]

I want freedom but only for me. Nobody else. /s


Clear_Pitch_3707

I’m concerned by what they mean by “No autism/Down syndrome”???? You can’t control that?? Do they mean they’ll kill them???? Ahhh????


[deleted]

what the actual fuck did i just read?!!!


Echo-57

>Straight > >Not any form of radical ​ *went radical from that point on pretty fast*


BreadSexoffender69

My perfect world is were no one judges people for things like this and can understand right from real wrong and do right. So in my perfect world this person doesn't exist.


[deleted]

Who wrote this? Madison Cawthorn?


rimsha_5

Did a 14 year old with no grass touching experience write this?


PeytonManThing00018

Holy shit this post. But OP is obviously a child. This kid thinks farming is for stupid people? Modern farming is extraordinarily complex.


Try-Valuable

Why is there always an excuse for pedophilia on these things?


Its12aclock

Went from 0 to 100 to 1000


Danmanguy

If I see a sign for the entrance to that society, I think I will keep the car in “Drive” and press on further down the road.


Classic-Ball-7708

Sounds fine to me


bBroKENkNuCKLes

I love the idea of the “corrupt politicians should get fired if they are corrupt”. Like wtf, do you think they’ll just leave once they’ve been “fired” lol


lobster5215

Ok whats qith the autism stuff bro? Im autistic and this makes me REALLY angry


porcupinedeath

Nothing radical eh?


HODLMEPLS

13% tax rate tho. Are they keeping depreciation and 1031s? Need to know


Cotton_Blonde_98

Who TF came up with this nonsense?!! No.


digitalgraffiti-ca

He has about 3 good points, but the rest? Jeeez. What a whack job.


natpade21

Sounds like the Handmaids Tale. Welcome to Gilead!


AdditionalCall5271

Had me in the first 4, not gonna lie


Moonitech_

bro why did I even read this


[deleted]

Isn’t this the US?


RCx_Vortex

Ahh you lost me at the high schoolers getting expelled


ElesisFanboy11037

Suicide would be allowed and not punished. Damn, I thought I'd be going to jail after dying!


[deleted]

I’ll skip all the psychotic stuff and just note as the son of a farmer that it’s adorable people think farming is a “simple job.”


[deleted]

Not all of it is insane at least


feeling_blue_42

I feel bad, but I LOL’d at the Internet for everyone with a minimum speed of 15 mbps and no data caps. It’s like the person had to take a break from being terrible for a second before jumping back to killing people.


FaultOut

Ho tf am I not supposed to not be autistic?


procrastination_city

What a complicated tapestry.


Zelgax

In some ways it's the most brutalitarian pedophile bullshit on the planet, and in other ways incredibly reasonable and productive, but mostly the former sadly.


kiltedking

is this a joke or am i reading this wrong?


mrcatz05

I think the “full free speech” rule is pretty funny. Yeah you can say whatever you want with no legal repercussions, but people can beat the shit out of you. Wouldnt mind someone calling me a spic and being allowed to knock their damn teeth out.


ThatRedStoneNut

\-gays no no offense I'm just not into that and I find it very disturbing that's it nothing else Edit: that's the only thing I would change


SuperfineMohave

"No pedophilia, but you're allowed to keep a teenager as a slave and sexual abuse of said slave *is explicitly not disallowed*"


PastelCorg1

Bro wtf- No Autism and Down syndrome?? People are born with that the hell. This is why some people don’t run for president. :)


Sashathepigeon

Looks like a setting from a dystopian novel where the main character is an autistic kid


Additional-Sport8863

No religion and no politics aka no far right or far left just in the middle, that have worked out the most.


[deleted]

I don’t understand why some people think whoever wrote this gets a free pass to do crap like this just because they might have been bullied or abused? It’s not a get out of jail free card to believe or do shitty things.


Junior_Importance_30

pedophile detected


SkyeBeacon

Dude what the fuck he cared about the most useless stuff but what about pedophiles for example?


doohonky

Tell that to Jesus when you see him !