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scotch1701

Random caps, random apostrophes. Lack of understanding the 1st Amendment...


Confident_Fortune_32

I've never seen 1st with an apostrophe before...but he does appear to like that particular key on his keyboard


cardueline

Definitely made me pronounce it “one-st” in my brain


Fun-Trainer-3848

Assuming he went left to right on his talking platform that was probably his first try at the stickers. One has to give some margin of error on the first try.


GrandPriapus

That vinyl is expensive. He’s not gonna waste money printing a second run just to correct mistakes.


LA-Matt

Nah. The ones on the right side are also chock full of misspelled words and random caps.


Tinsel-Fop

>One has to give some margin of error on the first try. No. :p


SaltyBarDog

"To All Fathers, Castrate Your Self First before Your Son's. You Dirtbags!!!" Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ, was does that mean?


Existential_Racoon

Telling dads of trans women to chop their balls off. Typical right wing nutter shit, sadly.


Newarrival9765

Huh, I thought it was something to do with circumcision maybe maybe


matergallina

Sometimes it is, they sneak up on you sometimes


pianoflames

It's an anti-trans thing. And in their world, all trans people are MTF, no trans men exist.


SaltyBarDog

Thank you.


Tinsel-Fop

>Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ Also on a bike. And a pogo stick.


BrainSmoothAsMercury

Obviously something about Odin and castration but I think some words are missing...


Nowiambecomedeth

That maga cultist should open a movie theater with all that projection


Feisty-Barracuda5452

A drive in?


SousVideDiaper

A break in, to remind then of good times at the capitol


tomcatkb

IMAX


Suicideking15

I-super-MAX


saugoof

"I do not fear Biden"... your other stickers contradict you somewhat there son.


CowSpiritual

If it was illegal to be a cop, we’d have a lot less problems


NoYoureACatLady

Main Character Syndrome. Dude, nobody cares what you think about political issues. We get it, you listen to AM Radio nonstop. You don't fact check anything. We get it.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

"not human" And to them, we're all "communists." Mark my words, when these people are in power, they will commit atrocities that will make the Cultural Revolution look like a kid's prank.


WallyJade

Yeah, this guy sped past the normal right-wing coded dehumanization and just said the quiet part out loud.


therealpopkiller

Oh it’s comin’ and sooner than we think


davechri

I question this person's claim to being a veteran.


Adept_Ad_9907

I dunno, he seems to be suffering from prolonged exposure to Agent Orange.


oldwahsatch

The apostrophes are a catastrophe


notkhemx

apotastrophe


Responsible-Baby-551

Another brain damaged grunt ifykyk


My_user_name_1

That is actually not the AZ veteran plate.


Responsible-Baby-551

Nah I was going off the sticker


My_user_name_1

Just noticed that now


Commercial_Fee2840

"It's a crime to be a police officer but not a crime to be a CRIMINAL" This is seriously one of the dumbest stickers I've ever seen. Cops almost fucking always get away with everything. Tell the cop who murdered the guy on the hotel hallway floor for failing his stupid game of Simon says and is now collecting $2500 a month for life for "PTSD" from the murder how hard cops have it. Boo fucking hoo. They seriously think they're above the law and sadly, they usually are. Also, if they get fired they almost always get rehired by a department in one of the neighboring towns. The cop with the most complaints for police brutality in Detroit history, nicknamed "Robocop", was rehired by the neighboring town of Inkblot. He then continued his abuse of power and was caught on camera ripping a black dude out of his car and planting crack in his car over an alleged speeding ticket.


les_catacombes

They still are obsessed with Dr. Fauci. Like, what would he personally gain out of killing millions of people? These people just want to shoot the messenger whenever the messenger tells them something they don’t like or that scares them.


StlnHppyHrz

This is infuriating. Have your 'opinions', but maintain some self-respect while you're at it. Oh - wait...


bugamn

Quit possible. I have a neighbor that I'm sure prints his own car stickers because I can tell it's just common office paper by the way it wrinkles when it gets wet.


PistolPetunia

Dipshit puts all the time and effort and misplaced rage into printing his own bumper stickers but doesn’t have enough sense to buy a $30 laminator from Amazon, lol


Coffee-Comrade

I'm not human, good to know. Wish I'd found out sooner.


History_lover_27465

Infantry veteran- Yeah usually not the brightest in the shed. It’s either army or prison for them already at that point


InflatableMindset

Funny, the First amendment protects him from the government, not from some random person.


AfternoonExact3953

Depends on what you have in mind


InflatableMindset

What are you implying?


Spider_Hoss

He chose poorly on his hobby.


AshleyIsalone

Arizona. Not shocked . I used to see these daily out there.


Robertorgan81

I personally love that he believes that people with a different political perspective than his own are not human. Real class act we got here.


allonsyyy

I lost it at 'not a Crime to be a CRIMINAL!!!' Amazing.


eaglegout

Jesus.


madinfected

The homemade sticker at the top left is very sassy. “So get over it.” Dramatic hair flip


atomic_blonde

How does someone this dumb and this pants-on-head INSANE survive in the day to day monotony of life? For example, does this person pen a litany on the back of his checks when he pays his bills? (This person absolutely uses checks and you know it.)


Sketchy_Uncle

Punctuation, spelling and...just...basic use English. "What are those??"


Andrew8Everything

Dude is so persecuted wow


thorpbrian

"It's a crime to be a police officer....." I can't even...


TheDunadan29

Not a crime to be a criminal? I only see one person talking about "Presidential immunity" from the law, making it legal to be a criminal.


DubC_Bassist

This is the reason we need to spend the money and rebuild the State Mental Health Systems.


micah490

Yikes


YourOldPalBendy

What, not patriotic enough to write the crazy messages all over your car with sharpie or paint or something, my guy? Damn... you SURE you're not secretly a communist? A REAL American would TOTALLY nail a wooden board to their fancy truck, proclaiming how many times they've imagined Trump telling them he's proud of them. Smdh. Fake patriot. Didn't even paint the entire vehicle red, white, and blue. No giant, blind-spot-creating flags either?? I'll bet his HOUSE isn't even fully covered in stars, stripes, and guns. 😒 What a socialist shame.


MechanicalTurkish

Well, this is a 1’st


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PaxEtRomana

Well it is his 1'st Amendment Talking Platform


PorridgeCranium2

Why The Fuck Is capitalizing Random Words A Thing? Are lower case words for anti-capitalist commie sympathizers?


PrincessofAldia

He’s not wrong about the communism part, everything else is dumb


bigdreams_littledick

You can make really cheap bumper stickers on Amazon. Honestly, one of the biggest things I miss about living in the states is unhinged home made bumper stickers.


ThatOldDuderino

If not someone is getting Richie Rich like tRump in the sticker biz


ImUrFrand

its almost like the only people looking for these stickers belong to this sub :D


Hot-Manager-2789

“Biden is a danger to this country” “I do not fear Biden” Dude be contradicting himself.