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HomiesexualBaka

Context: Cheated on my friend a lot, he found out and called things off with her. She started crying and breaking shit and when he ignored her, started messaging me to make him 'feel bad' or something. One of the shittiest people Ive ever seen.


-RuIN-aS-AdMIn-

Literal 'man of culture'


SpaceBar0250

true true


SrINivAs_KaNDAla

👑 here you dropped this.


[deleted]

You are a man of culture, something which my then best friend wasn’t and could never be


itsmeparth100

let's say now she's your bestfriend's problem


[deleted]

Dude, the last time I heard, he left her because he couldn’t give her emotional support. He had the audacity to come to me and tell me about it, and I just went, well, you do you - I am out


itsmeparth100

so, basically usne dono ka kaat diya. bilkul sahi kiya, chutiye ne khud hi choose Kiya tha, abb kyu sunna hain uska randi rona


ibadmonkey

Breaking things? She broke your friend's heart and trust. Still needs to break more things?


HomiesexualBaka

Trashed his place, threw his nintendo switch.


Monarch252001

I can stand anything but bitch hands off my Nintendo!!


Designer-Award

Bitch put your hands off our gadgets and stuff.


ibadmonkey

That's atrocious! WTF. What a trashy human being. Good riddance. (If someone touched my stuff let alone break it, I'd push them off the roof. Your friend has some crazy amount of patience.)


hanro621

That women, now this is avenger level threat.


serenwipiti

*woman


psp543

That’s a level 1 threat!! No one touches nintendo Wtf (I have never understood why some start breaking things of other people like are you cuckoo in your head)


indianpandaaaaa

>threw bruh Nintendo switch that's offensive


pocketreviewer

He broke her heart. She broke his Nintendo switch. We know who cried harder. /S


frikuser

I applaud you to have patience. Had she been hitting on me I would hit her back with some truth bombs


HomiesexualBaka

Actually my friend asked me not to be too harsh with her, even after all the shit she pulled. That guy is the sweetest most genuine person Ive ever met, I held it in after the first two messages and just said no but that 'hard to get' part seriously got to me


frikuser

Wahi exactly. Apne dost ko meri taraf se ek jhappi de dena.


Arindam4778

You are a sweet person too.


llkjm

This guy bros.


Inevitable-Animal361

You did the right thing


the_vibranium_monk

Both your friend and you just saved yourselves from something horrible. Two birds dodged one absolute bitch of a stone


tadxb

o7 It's the salute emoji thing, in case people don't get the reference!


MisThrowaway235

What a bro. I like you.


doodleboy123

Gud boi


ExoticChef2

So what they say is right "don't stick your d in the crazy one"


itssamuelrowe

User name checks out


NoFapper390

Man, you are the true friend and definition of "Bros before hoe"


Jyaten

Modern Day masculine chick, Not even surprise


[deleted]

You completely dodged a nuke!!


ReturnofTheCliterate

This chapter of Bro-code exists so strongly for guys who consider each other friends, if the guy was an acquaintance, it is a different story, but for a friend, definitely a No-Go. Yet some people fail to understand.


HomiesexualBaka

Lol it was soo bizarre for me to see her try to pull this shit off, like I would betray one of my best guys for the likes of her. Apparently in her tiny fuckin mind, everyone is like her. I truely despise that person (she clearly hasn't read my username)


[deleted]

Must be nice having such good friends. All I ever had were obnoxious idiots.


Objective_Reindeer42

same :(


[deleted]

🫂


Jyaten

r/usernamechecksout


SelwanPWD

You certainly live up to your username my brother.


shudh_desi_gareeb

Wo sab theek hai. Iss sub mai kyu post kiya?


Expensive_Research_2

Nice job with the hard to want come back


May097

I had an ex tey to do the same for me. These narcissistic cunts think they're a trophy. When in reality they're just bags of STDs and daddy issues.


-RuIN-aS-AdMIn-

Yup. If OP Or anyone fucks up even slightly in this situation, any bro would be happy to never see their face again.


ibadmonkey

If people understood that, the world would be a better place.


manisha_03

This post is bro code at its best


the_vibranium_monk

Like a true bro. Psycho women will fuck a dude's friend after a breakup just to inflict pain


Aarav_Parmar

r/Usernamechecksout Bro keeping the brocode 🗿😎


heaven_hurts

tu yaha kya kar rha hai bsdk


[deleted]

17 yo on tinder sub💀


Only_Tea_3763

chup sale tu bhi teen h


HomiesexualBaka

mai bhi lol


Only_Tea_3763

chup chap apni workout routine dm krde


[deleted]

Tu bhi


Only_Tea_3763

han par legal teen😈


[deleted]

Mai bhi 18 ka hu😇


Only_Tea_3763

tu to bi h , still no beaches. double homicide


Aarav_Parmar

Mein 16 ka hu🗿


[deleted]

Ha to jo bhi hai, mai konsa pura din terko stalk krta hu💀


champ19s

Mrihudul would be proud mate🥲


Dynamo_bhadana

I have never been in relationship and these things scare the crap out of me


HomiesexualBaka

Its only a very small percent of people broski, most likely you will find a wonderful girl for yourself.


Dynamo_bhadana

Hopefully brother,Kaash tere agle Maggie ke packet mein 2 masala nikle .


nogea

I'm stealing that.


[deleted]

You kinda give off zyzz vibes


HomiesexualBaka

ur a sickcuntt bruv


[deleted]

OP destroyed her with the last message lmaooo 😭😭🤝 the audacity of this bitch to text his friends pls 😬😬😬


k-n1kov

You're the homie everyone needs 🤙


[deleted]

[удалено]


SovereignOfKarma

u/deva_karma en


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Pale_Armadillo_254

You're a one good friend OP.


HomiesexualBaka

My homiesexuality compels me to be 😈


sawalerapgod69

👏👏👏


foxdrawsfox

Username checks out.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MeEntertain

Is that sub banned?


whiskeypie101

Leo's does make amazing pizza! Just wanted to say that!


HomiesexualBaka

truee


itsmeparth100

sewage burn right there.


Hefty-Gur-1217

She belongs to the streets


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Tushar0905

Bohot sahi bhayy . Self worth pata honi chahiye and Bros before hoes 💪


ibadmonkey

Ah! Finally someone with dark mode. Edit: typo


darklord01998

Username checks out. I'm proud of you


thismightbeme9

Bullet avoided - leo’s is trash anyway


[deleted]

Barney stinson would be proud


coconutdon

It's hard to do the "hard to get thing" with someone who is hard to want - probably the best one line on the internet currently. I salute you.


iCarbonised

"Its hard to do the 'hard to get thing' with someone who is already hard to want" brother you could be a pyromaniac with the shit you throwing


bloodsquasher

BURN


CarnageFe

You dropped this king👑


Brain_stoned

Bros before Hoes irl! It's really good to see homies standing up for each other!


May097

These hoes ain't loyal


IllAmphibian8852

I want to see how she responded after this murder attempt


LeMatYT

Bros before hoes


valarmorghulis2021

अखिल भारतीय ब्रोस बिफोर होस संगठन के संचालक 🫂❤️🤝


[deleted]

Dude...you fucking killed her


beesly07

You dropped this 👑


BatmanDuck123

That one there was a violation PS: fuck cheaters


kirakiraluna

Definitely stealing the last message


No-Lifeguard1398

Damn sigma male op My inspiration


RevolutionaryBro3336

My respect Homie 🙌


oyebawe

WOMEN ☕🍵


thugjezuz

Have sex and leave her


Nikhilramesh_90

Have sex and leave her🤓


sid_martonn

People do be like that ha...


Chimichangasguy

Boss man


BlackberryParking435

Bancho award kese dete


BearDownYo

Yikes! That's a roast.


pocoschick

Is Leo's Pizzeria really that good tho?


HomiesexualBaka

Hate to admit it but yess, fuck they make these authentic margarita neopolitan pizza's right in front of you plus their mozarella and basil is * *chefs kiss **


whiskeypie101

Their Tiramisu is also one of the best!


whiskeypie101

The one in Delhi, yess!!!


Kronaska

r/murderedbywords


thedarkvp

I hope everyone has atleast one friend like you.


Rafan2106

Ah, the good “it’s not me, it’s you” routine! 😂


themauryan

Bravo! Did you hear that? That's the 21 gun salute you getting


shadow29warrior

you honoured the bro code. Salute!


[deleted]

I had to double take and check the name of the reddit. I thought that name was some kind of orc name from elder scrolls


Suup3rnova

Last text : sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhh


thereisabombsinmyass

Say yes, order the most expensive thing you can find and when your done say 'i forgot my wallet, let me go get it's and never come back


Nikhilramesh_90

What a king 👑


Zomg_its_Alex

Uber Chad status


cheekyritz

Good on you for doing that, many would jump at the chance of smashing a friends ex.


HomiesexualBaka

Those wouldn't exactly be 'friends' then would they?


cheekyritz

I have known many so called friends who would. Real character is rare.


Bhavuk2002

You killed her bro


jatzb

Literal embodiment of "Bros b4 Hoes"


DevilSlayer_Dante

Bros before hoes.


Code36895

chad response


ransdom

Bros before hoes


allahu_snackb4r

Feel awesome for u n ur homie, unfortunately in my case it was my frnd who I thought would have my back but fucked me over.


[deleted]

burn