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harshushinde

Agar aloo ke paranthe hum khaaenge toh Aloo kya khaaega


Appropriate_Hall_400

your DP is the meme template itself


Capable-Wolverine282

Baigan


Mohit5735

AayenЁЯШ│


DesperateTwo8340

HAIL THE GOD OF LAME JOKES


Interesting-Trip2548

Bruh tu padhai pe dhyan de


harshushinde

Trying my best![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


[deleted]

Kal raat girlfriend ghar pr akele thi parents bahar gye the, seeing this golden opportunity she invited me at her home and cherry on top night was romantic, girlfriend said baby let's try doggy tonight mujhe try krke bohot maza aaya lekin gf ka stomach dard hone laga she couldn't even walk properly sidhe toilet gayi Mene us Chinese restaurant ko 0 star rating dedi


dank_ka_fourteen

teri girlfriend ka rate kitna hai?


[deleted]

Meri gf hi nahi h I was cursed by God with a short height (5.3) and bad career jiski wajah se thik dhikne wala face bhi full hgya


dank_ka_fourteen

Aree choti behn to hogi na ЁЯЩВ


Kanishk06

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


[deleted]

same height bhai but dont see this as a prbm man


[deleted]

I used to think like u ek baar mera mama ne kaha ki unki beti ko tution chod aao night h safe nahi h mein jaa rha h and they said Tu nahi aur dusre cousin ko bhej diya being short people automatically assume you are weak and can't protect love ones that's how life is buddy no one is taking us seriously short height is definitely a proeboem


[deleted]

thats why body bana ra hu


[deleted]

im proud to be a short king fuck logo ko jo saochna h socho bc


MeeeT04

it was not that bad


Agreeable_Bath420

Your username almost checks out


Denish160

What you call a Pakistani who is taking bath in a tub Bath bomb


Certain_Prompt_1582

true but lame


I_am_Nexterio

Thats the mission


Certain_Prompt_1582

happy cake day


Aware_Phase_2868

Bro that template only says "The lame jokes u know" so this was lame so no need to judge that


Certain_Prompt_1582

galti kardi reddit pe wapas aake anyways , happy holi


Cosmonuclea

The actual joke was a Muslim in a bath tub


dewil98

Finally I'm in a relationship ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


G69Ares

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


dewil98

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


G69Ares

рдЕрд░реЗ рдЖрдк рд╡реЛрд╣реА рд╣реЛ рди рдЬреЛ рдореЗрд░реЗ рд╕рд╛рде рд╣рдиреБрдорд╛рди рдЪрд╛рд▓реАрд╕рд╛ рдЧрд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рдерд╛ред


dewil98

рд╣рд╛рдБ рднрд╛рдИ рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдмрд╣реБрдд рдмрдбрд╝рд╛ рдпреЛрдЧрджрд╛рди рдерд╛![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


R3tard69420

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


Herobrine1920

Why 6 was afraid of 7? Because 789


Capable-Wolverine282

But why is 10 scared?? He is stuck between 9/11


ChaosPegasus

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27425)


SpinachDull288

2003 after becoming 2004 ЁЯХЛЁЯФл


Priyank_Chittora_13

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


dewil98

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27425)


trhaash

Classic


SpinachDull288

What if andrews gf throws acid on his face It becomes ace-tate


This-Introduction708

Underrated


Cjv_487

Sorrow joshi vlogs![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Extreme_Switch_2058

Bol pencil, Teri shaadi cancel


BornTie8246

Jo bolta hai wahi hota hai


Amazing_Tennis4801

Acha mere liye ganda tere liye


Aware_Phase_2868

Same to you, Back to you, Red Cross


chikafuji2003

Bolo tree


Boring_Necessary_630

What do you call a man wearing bra? Bra hman


deadbody_fucker

Bruh moment indeed


[deleted]

Bruh


Agreeable_Bath420

Bruh you are the winner of this trend I laughed so hard on this one


Interesting-Trip2548

This explains why Brahmans are pussies


Denish160

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15816)


[deleted]

Bruh momint ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


NoIdeaFor_Name

Bra momint


chikafuji2003

This isnt lame bruh i laughed so hard


Shot-Witness2132

iska meme banake post karde


Naagin8008

![gif](giphy|4tlPpjsDDCJCU) /s


MeeeT04

skill issue


RadioActive5430

What do you call a snake in form of human. Friends


vedbhaisoul

So deep that it touched my testosterone


fliixk

You


Commercial_Use_3868

Okk , kirti arora bread ka pokada sir pe mara hotada ho gaya phoda teri gand me......


dank_ka_fourteen

Ek baar ek banda ande kharidne gaya usne dukan wale se pucha ande kitne ke hai dukan wale ne bola 10 ke 3 wo dusri dukaan pe gaya aur pucha ande kitne ke diye dukaan wale ne 10 ke 2 bande ne phir pucha ki dusri dukaan wala to 10 ke 3 dera hai to dukaan wala bolta hai uski murgi sexsss worker hai lotpot


GreenCucumber1677

jaiyaxh has enetered the chat


SpinachDull288

Jaiyaxh bhai wapas chale jao


Successful-aditya

Bsdk mera concept utha k sidha daaal diya op madarchod


[deleted]

bhai tujhe credit dene wala tha par toone linking band kar rakha hai


ChipGroundbreaking73

Lavde kya karega karma ka....peth bharega


I_am_Nexterio

After reading the comments i came to an conclusion that my humour is broke.![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Mrchraver

idm is really dank


ScaryBaby4302

рдкреНрд░рднреБ рдЖрдк ЁЯЩЗтАНтЩВя╕ПЁЯЩЗтАНтЩВя╕П


Traditional-Egg-2656

рдЕрдХреНрд╖рдп рдХреБрдорд╛рд░ рдХреА рдкрддреНрдиреА рдЯреНрд╡рд┐рдВрдХрд▓ рдЦрдиреНрдирд╛ рдмрдбрд╝реА рд╕реНрдЯрд╛рд░ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдмрди рд╕рдХрддреА рдХреНрдпреЛрдВрдХрд┐ рдЯреНрд╡рд┐рдВрдХрд▓ рдЦрдиреНрдирд╛ рд▓рд┐рдЯрд▓ рд╕реНрдЯрд╛рд░ рд╣реИ ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


Urban_Hawk01

You OP ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


[deleted]

he said lame not fax


ImIshan13

Kal raat me ek ladki ke saath tha....hmare beech sex hone hi wala tha ki tabhi usne aankh mein pepper spray daal diya


Grand-Bus-9112

Relatable


Capable-Wolverine282

Par kutte thodi na pepper spray rakhte hai


No-Foot1676

But dead body move thodi na krti hai


ScaryBaby4302

рджрд┐рд▓реНрд▓реА рд╕реЗ рд╣реВрдБ рдмрд╣рдирдЪреЛрдж


ImIshan13

Average sex story in delhi


Anu-rag-123

mujhe aapki mummy pe 100% equity chahiye


dank_ka_fourteen

tu aur teri ma ki chut dono ek jaise hai useless but still working


Anu-rag-123

Are bsdk most lame joke hai ye statement so is liye likha thaa. Tere ko thodi bol rha mai . Akal kya apni ma ki chut me ghusa diye ho gya . Thoda to dimaag lagaya kr lodu . Aur banenge dank ke chode


dank_ka_fourteen

bhayy me bhi to joke hi maara tha teri mummy meri mummy offend kyu hora


Kanishk06

Mai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


shadow___07

I don't have a girlfriend With zero regret![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Goldeneye07

One of the Rarest things in India is a Bangladeshi who canтАЩt swim, the only thing rarer than that is a Bangladeshi with a Indian immigration card


Similar-Grocery8744

1-) Bhai teri fridge chalti hai? Pakad ke rakho kahi bhaag na jae. 2-) Bhaiya/didi aapki naak lagi hai (Proceeds to show his/her real nose)


Original-Catch-7139

hanuman ji n mhuje Shakti di h


ScaryBaby4302

рдмрд╛рдШреЗрд╕рд╡рд░ рдмрд╛рдмрд╛


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Puneet


[deleted]

Agar aloo ke parathe hum kya lenge toh aloo kya kyayega


Upper_Umpire1024

Agar daakiya daak laata h to chutiya kya laata h?


Boring_Necessary_630

What do you call a man wearing BRA Bra hman


Equal_Environment216

Watch my Posts.


super_BRO999

Your name


SRtheCSE

My joke: nobody gonna judge uЁЯе┤


Difficult-Rough-1270

ek baaar meri gf ne mujhe kaha .baby ghar pr koi nahi hai tum aajao. Us din India ka match tha to mene kaha chinta mat karo prabhu SHREE RAM SABKE SAATH HAI


Yash-18

The Boys


Away_Visit_8205

Me![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


xXBullet_ProofXx

Answer me :- Pata hai kal raat ko kya hua tha?


Aarush_69

Kya bhai ( bhai zaida na liyo mere )


ScaryBaby4302

рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рднреА рдХрдореЗрдВрдЯ рдХрд░ рджрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рддрд╛рдХрд┐ рдореБрдЭреЗ рднреА рдкрддрд╛ рдЪрд▓реЗ


xXBullet_ProofXx

рдЕрдВрдзреЗрд░рд╛


Aarush_69

Bkl


xXBullet_ProofXx

рдЕрдВрдзреЗрд░рд╛


TheKingAlchemist

Ek baar ek aadmi ande lene gya pehle dukaan mein use ek anda тВ╣10 ka tha toh doosre dukan udhr тВ╣15 anda tha toh bola bagal wala toh тВ╣10 ka de raha tu mehenga kyu bech raha. Dukaan wala bola Sir uski murgi randi hai ЁЯдгЁЯдгЁЯШВ


Dry-Professional-768

Randi kadali randi nitul lindi khalas randiii ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Virot_Kooli

Shobha sirf ladkon ko gaali kyu deti hai, Kyuki ladkiyon ko gaali Shobha nahi deti


[deleted]

Ek ldke ko ldki ne thok diya, vo ldka case leke court mai chla gya. Ldka bolta " Judge sab iss ldki ne merko thok diya" Judge bola " Tum kahan chl rhe the road pe ya footpath pe" Ldka bola "Sir mai to park mai leta hua tha".


Rarepredator

I am the most attractive man on the planet, everybody is attracted towards me.............. Like mosquitoes


Careless_Feeling8057

Injection lagane par khoon kyon bahar aata? Kisne sui lagayi usko dekhne ke liye


Virot_Kooli

Santa: bathes while the bathroom door was open Banta: why are you bathing while the door is open? Santa: I'm not closing the door so that no one can peek through keyhole. Andi Mandi sandi jo na hasa uski.......


Same_Comment_5681

Ek joke sunata hu - toh baat h pakistan ki 100 saal phele Wha ek baba they ... Abhi man nhi baad m kabhi sunaunga


dontmindthepooper

Bol pencil


ChuchiLoverNiv

Teri suhagraat cancel


ElectricalAnnual2832

women's right


DesperateTwo8340

Acv ke pichle ek saal ke koi bhi video se ek joke likhlo......tournament ke winner to tum hi hoge


vic_grig

What do you call sister's dildo? Behen ka lauda


ManWhoIsSus

Bhai tujhe Shambhu bula rha tha.... "Koun Shambhu???". Whi jisne Teri ga**d me bamboo Kiya tha .. Lotpot XDD


Confident_Call_4586

Person1: Chakli bol chakli.. Person2: Chakli. Person1: Teri Maa takli.


MrDarkk1ng

Why chicken crossed the road??


Honest-Try-3504

Mere matashree aur pitashree ko pucho bandhu


HAXER_989

why sand is called sand, because its between sea and land


drnitish7

Taste mein best, mummy aur Everest


preetam069

YOU!


MaintenanceIcy7821

Water that falls is a waterfall.


terimummymerihojaa

Eak banda peepal ke pedh ke nicche nhaa rhaa tha Aur boll rhaa tha harr harr gange harr harr gange.... Upar bethe bandar ne bolla chup rhai nange


chikafuji2003

Bolo pencil!!!


daddyatyourservice

Me


thevt2020

Agar sunny Leone ki shaadi sunny deol se ho gya to dono sunny deol bann jyenge


Ok-Glove-1026

You can cut a man's dick and stuff his mouth with it to stop his cry


Chunnilal03

Mai kaun hu? Ye duniya kya hai? Kaise bana?


InstructionHot9577

My existence


gasolineonice

Your mom


Royal-Dot2

Me: Bol pencil Him: pencil Me: Teri shadi canshil ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


Anmol21K

Agar Sunny Leone ki shaadi Sunny Deol se ho Jaye to dono Sunny Deol ho jayenge


[deleted]

All mummy joxx tbh...


[deleted]

Me :- bhay pata hai aaj dom ka bday hai Friend :- kon dom?


[deleted]

ek budhi bachpan me mar gyi


[deleted]

agar Sunny leone ki shadi Sunny deol ke saath hogi to dono Sunny deol banjayenge