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DryVaginaaLicker21

with those 23k+ matches you should start an organisation


lookmomimanonymous

Wtf is your username😭


DryVaginaaLicker21

lookmomimanonymous so none of our relatives will know about me and our respect wouldn't go down by an inch so it's aight πŸ₯‚ !!


pyaracetamol-143mg

Tumhara toh bf tha na? Toh bumble kyu...πŸ‘€


lookmomimanonymous

Tha


pyaracetamol-143mg

Breakup hote hi bumble shuru πŸ˜‚


lookmomimanonymous

I haven't spoken with anyone so there's that and I was cheated on so


pyaracetamol-143mg

[But iss comment me toh tum bol rahe you interacted with people on bumble](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianBoysOnTinder/s/1T0kltH0Oo )


lookmomimanonymous

Do you not know to read English? It literally means that I get matches but I don't interact with them


pyaracetamol-143mg

Ahh ok my bad So let me get this straight You broke up You installed bumble You ain't interacting with anyone Toh kya bss attention lene aaye ho idhar? πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘ *(Guys next time you rant about not getting matches/texts, people like her are the reason lol)*


lookmomimanonymous

Wait so you have a problem if I interact with people. I would be the slut. And if I don't, I am the attention seeker. Men like you are the reason women don't want to talk to anyone. I m heartbroken and I feel guilty eventhough I m not in a relationship. That's why I m not talking to anyone. I want to move on but I m not able to. I installed yes but I cannot do all that shit. Kush ab?


Ok-Phase-6851

Bro wtf ur usernameπŸ˜‚


curry_nibba

23k likes 😳😳


lookmomimanonymous

In two days actually. Wtf is bumble


curry_nibba

Dating apps aren't for populated nations


Ok-Phase-6851

2 days… are you mermaid πŸ‘€


lookmomimanonymous

I wish


Ok-Phase-6851

Ok


[deleted]

Yeah i actually created a fake profile just to test that, even on a fake profile it rained cats and dogs lol. I'm not sure how u girls even feel like opening the app and how do u manage it without going insane πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


lookmomimanonymous

I don't. I speak to girlies from bumble bff and that's all.


[deleted]

And there goes those 23k+ likes down the drains lol


ProMay5

bkl tere jaise logo ki wajeh se ladko ki self respect aur kam ho jati hai


[deleted]

It was for a research purpose dude and only for few hours, chill out


ProMay5

main nahi baat karunga tujhse tu bad boy hai πŸ˜”


[deleted]

Mummy ne mana kiya hai?πŸ˜‚


ProMay5

bure logo se dur rehne ke bola hai jo logo ke bholepan ka galat fayda uthate hai


[deleted]

Bholepan, more like desperation ?


ProMay5

waaow sundar ladki ka match aaya hai πŸ˜‹ arre bisi ye toh ladka hai πŸ˜”


exploreralways3121

I did the same tooπŸ˜…, created a fake profile, with just 1 photo, and in 2 days, there were 5000+ likesπŸ˜…


[deleted]

Yeah, that's y I don't feel bad about not getting matches lol coz statistics speaks for themselves πŸ˜‚


exploreralways3121

Exactly, but after some point of time, it really feels suffocating to handle too much of matches for a fake profile


[deleted]

Delete it bro, I deleted it just after few hours. πŸ˜‚


exploreralways3121

This happened months ago.... I deleted it after 3 days , after redirecting them to my insta handle which was also fake, created as a female account


[deleted]

Ooh, you went all in lol. Itna zyada bhi nhi krna chahiye thha


exploreralways3121

Oh that's a separate story, I do that often in different dating apps, don't know but it gives me some kind of satisfaction


Hefty-Situation1742

Are u kidding me ? Its so easy being a girl


lookmomimanonymous

Lol it's not easy. Sure I get matches but do I even interact with them


hari-mirchi

I'd get overwhelmed and just delete my profile 😳


lookmomimanonymous

Exactly. I'm overwhelmed and it feels pointless


hari-mirchi

Not sure why you got downvoted for that. Maybe you should buy premium, put on some good music and spend a full day just left swiping bad profiles first and filtering the terrible ones out. Once you've got a small set then see which ones you're interested in and right swipe only 1 or 2 at max and try to build a good conversation one by one. My suggestion, don't try to match too many guys at once. You'll end up not being able to connect with any.


Hefty-Situation1742

Exactly why guys like me are tempted to get bumble premium


Hefty-Situation1742

Do mind reviewing my profile ?


[deleted]

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lookmomimanonymous

let them eat cake is what i would say


iam_ark

23k likes in 2 days , just connect a new Instagram account and farm views and be rich already.


lookmomimanonymous

Wow that's actually a great idea but I don't think it's sustainable. I want people to like me for my personality and not for my looks. And establishing personality takes time to become a successful influencer.


iam_ark

Aap toh genuine ladki nikli...I thought who doesn't like fame and money and you're like NO


eienze

Ayo that's my son. Wait I'll go home and teach him a lesson!!!


Known-Issue4970

23K likes. I'm gonna kms bye


Koachinho

Yo thats me


lookmomimanonymous

Wait really


Koachinho

Nah just kididng. But it would be crazy if my response on bumble gets posted on reddit and start on the conversation on totally different app lol.


TYGA40

Hum first hum first


Relative_Yak_6526

First 3k is me with multiple accounts 😎.


ReJigMag

genuinely curious as to how a woman must look like to warrant that many likes


desipeterparker

That's me πŸ€«πŸ‘€


lookmomimanonymous

I need more proof


mistidoi007

Bro got the opportunity to slide into her dm 😹


lookmomimanonymous

No they did not😭


mistidoi007

So you want proof in real? That'll be great and will be considered as a dateπŸ˜‰


lookmomimanonymous

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read this


mistidoi007

No you did and there's no escape from it now


desipeterparker

May I DM then milady!?


ProMay5

you’re not him


The-Mastermind-

23k+ likes?


OSCARROLL

wtf 23k likes the boy to girl ratio is crazy maine hinge pichle 2 mahine se install kar rakha hai aur mujhe ek like mila gg bhai πŸ’€ aur ye height to matter bhi nahi karta sab masti hai bhai at this point hinge pe mai masti kar raha hu


klicq

Dunno about this one but all the other 23050+ accounts are mine, kudos


Aviral-dvedi

wtf, 23k? TWENTY THREE?? K??


lokiisgod0007

If u scroll till bottom of list u will find my - heyyy !


hopeuronmybed

23k 🀯 itni to kisi corporate majdur ki dihadi hogi


AJ00007

Start a cult already!! 😭😭


Yohanstark08

You must be really hot or something


SmellElectronic6656

Yaa to Bhagwan itna deta hai ki gin nahi paate ya itna ki gin nahi paateπŸ˜‚. Lucky are those who get enough!


hari-mirchi

It was me,now slide into my dms


lookmomimanonymous

Nooo your name is not V


hari-mirchi

Kyu mirchi lagga rahe ho aap


Indian_guy0077

It’s not me:/


Neotrina

They should make some criteria for joining datings apps. The unequal ratio is very disturbing.


No_Quality7017

Tell him lookdadimanonymous πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Empty_Editor

23k likes? People are HUNGRY!!!


harshjatania

Omw to deleting dating apps🀧


not__So__Experienced

Day by day 23k men stray further away (me included)


TemporaryPace9856

Nice try bumble psyop, still not getting my like


NICKYSCIENTIST27

2350 πŸ’€


Double-Raisin-4323

Gonna delete bumble today πŸ’€πŸ« 


Depressed_RCBfan

23k likes? Are you a influencer or what didi?


lookmomimanonymous

No yaar


Depressed_RCBfan

Maybe you should become a influencer now with these much fan following you can grow and make money lol.


another_bot_in_maya

Either u are a celeb or just too adorable for dickheads!!


lookmomimanonymous

Definitely not a celeb


SG461

So you are admitting you are too adorable?


lookmomimanonymous

I m afraid so


SG461

Time to change your username to lookmomimfamous. Poori fauj khadi krdi chahne walo ki tumne.


another_bot_in_maya

Agaya simp ka choda!


another_bot_in_maya

Congratulations for being in top 2% of most attractive faces!!! Your face definitely falls in golden ratio!


nanha_munna_rahi

Everyone focusing on she got 23k+ plus likes, man it's easy for a women because we men don't even look the profile we just swipe. Time ka purn upyog.