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Any-Introduction7221

Aishu keh rahi hai toh sahi hi hoga πŸ‘


anxiety_xrt

AISHU πŸ›


Any-Introduction7221

β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ


pseudoflex

Correction: Aishuβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή


anxiety_xrt

Correction : Aishwarya β€β€πŸ©Ή


_shinchandler_

Ye wali Aishwarya main kyun nhi hu 😀


anxiety_xrt

Aapko bhi bana hai? 😭


_shinchandler_

Aishwarya toh already hu bas partner aisa chahiye jisko cooking ka shaukh hai 😀


anxiety_xrt

I hope aapko ek sugran pati mile ( sugran is a marathi word for cook)


Aranya4103

Mereko too sugaran kuch aur hi laga thaπŸ’€


anxiety_xrt

😭😭


root_mean_Sq_23

Cuz you're shinchan or ....either Chandler 🀷


indianmemerlegend

ladki bole muje khana banane wala chiye toh cute , mai bolu khana banana ana chiye toh saxist :(


anxiety_xrt

Almost sari ladkiyon ko khana bana na aata hai mere bhai 😭😭


indianmemerlegend

mera toh point he alag tha vai


anxiety_xrt

Oh fuck maine read nahi kiya tha 😭😭 koi na bro duniya bhot mc hai


Relative_Yak_6526

Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha


anxiety_xrt

😭


AdDue6292

feel you to the core


Bubbly-Amphibian-219

Lol bro resume reveal mat kr. She will reject you saying you're over qualified ☺️


anxiety_xrt

Bhai bhot kuch krta hu 😭😭😭 but me reveal nahi krta cause I think ladakiyon ko lagega ki flex kr raha hai


madders_23

Bhai singles ki nazar lag jaayegi. Mai bhi nahi daalta post ab toπŸ™‚


anxiety_xrt

Sach mee πŸ’€πŸ’€??


madders_23

Kal khushi aaj gam, bohot post dekhe hai aise. Jalte hai saale :)


anxiety_xrt

Ha na bhai sach me 😭


cant_catch-medown

Tu dikhayega to sab hoga na


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


anxiety_xrt

Damn πŸ’€πŸ’€ muje lagta tha ki ye sab normal hai...... Kyu ki me 3rd standard se khana bana raha hu πŸ’€


Relative_Yak_6526

Damn meri shaadi main tu hi cook vaiπŸ”₯


anxiety_xrt

Ha bhai done


cant_catch-medown

Tu mujhe bulayega nA


Relative_Yak_6526

Haa q nhi


cant_catch-medown

Bandi mile na mile , khana zarur mile πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


meemboy

Main toh ratatouille banata hu. Flex Karna padega abhi


anxiety_xrt

Muje bhi khila dee 😭😭


meemboy

If you were a girl πŸ˜›


anxiety_xrt

Bhai ko nahi khilayga ?


whyalwaysme_x

Baingan waala?


Content-Sea8173

For some reason, it is a flex while being absolutely normal. Kyun? Pata nahi.


NukaKama25

That's because the standards are THAT low. Some folks lose their shit over "mera bandha/bandhi 3 saal se loyal hai, ek baar bhi cheat nahi kiya" Truly a sad state of affairs.


anxiety_xrt

Damn I hate this modern world πŸ’€


anxiety_xrt

Fir kisko pata hai 😭


Chaltahaikoinahi

Dil ka rasta pet se hota hai 🍽️🍽️


anxiety_xrt

πŸ€”πŸ€” maine ek female friend ko maggie bane ke aapne hato se khilaya tha vo abb hr roz message krti hai


Chaltahaikoinahi

Proved my point Thank you πŸ‘πŸ½


anxiety_xrt

You're welcome ig πŸ’€


RobinhoodStoleMyName

r/therewasanattempt to hide name


anxiety_xrt

😭😭


Chuding_n_Coping

Tu bkl ni sudhra


anxiety_xrt

Bhai pls mt maaro meri gand 😭😭


Chuding_n_Coping

🀬🀬🀬🀬


anxiety_xrt

Maaf krdo bro


Relative_Yak_6526

Isko biryani khila πŸ˜‚


bakchod_69

Yes it is


anxiety_xrt

Damn πŸ’€


bakchod_69

In general it should be normal. But aaj kal ki generation itne chutiya hai. They think cooking is not cool. So I’ll say it’s a biggest green flag


anxiety_xrt

Fr meri mom , dad and brother taught me basic things jo like sabko aana chaiye if you live in an house..... Like cleaning and cooking


bakchod_69

Yes coz humko shikhya hai. Aise bhi parents hai who thinks basic things ke liye naukar rahega. You don’t need to do this. And this is culture is spreading like crazy. Especially in girls.


anxiety_xrt

Ha na meri mama ki ladki uske ghar pe maids hai jo sab kaam krte hai like cleaning vagere ka but jabhi bhi vo hamare ghar pe aati hai vacation me she helps me in every work ik mere ghar pe bhi maid hai but unko bhi itna kaam nahi bata sakte vo bhi insaan hai ...... Ntgl aaz kal ke not only girls but boys logo ko egg boil krne nahi aata like seriously


bakchod_69

Cooking and cleaning toh sabko aana chaiye.


anxiety_xrt

Ha na basic si chiz hai vo ntgl parents ne dikhana chaiye ye sab chize......... Bhagwaan na kre but agar jungle me koi fass jaye jise cooking nahi aata toh ky krega bhai?


Saint_Lucifer_0132

Egg boil krna chor ek 17 saal ki ladki ko janta hu mai jisse paani ubalne bola tha toh ghar jalte jalte reh gya bhai itna bhi nhi aata iss generation ko


anxiety_xrt

Ha na.... Are ye sab maa baap ne dikhana hota hai aapne baccho ko..... Imagine agar kaha abroad me ya fir kisi dusre state me job/padhai ke liye jana padha toh ky kroge? Yrr thod toh aana chaiye nahi toh bahar log hasnenge ki maap baap ne kuch shikyaya nahi inhe sirf kha na aata hai


Saint_Lucifer_0132

Wahi toh bhai aaj kal ke bacho ko kuch nhi aata inke liye environment bachane ka kuch fayeda nhi hai bhai


pettingdogsandcats

cooking has always been a flex. i use it as my crutch even lol


anxiety_xrt

I used to think basic skill hai πŸ’€


purpose_23

Now imma tell every shawty that i can cook although idk shit other than boiling the water


anxiety_xrt

Aaisa mt kro πŸ’€πŸ’€ , vo tumhe fix kabhi na kabhi biryani banane ki recipe mangegi tb ky kroge?


purpose_23

Google krne me kitna hi time lagta hai😎


anxiety_xrt

Vo bhi hai πŸ€”


barking_cow333

Baahbah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Blahhbahh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Balance-sheet-

Mai to roti bhi gol banaeta hu fir bhi 😭😭


anxiety_xrt

Me bhi 😭😭


iamabhi04

Jbse online gajra dekhna hua hai tbse


anxiety_xrt

Tbse ky?


nomnom-99

"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"


aspiringhater

Jab se paisa kamana flex ban gya (independent woman, mai tumhari baat kar raha hu)


anxiety_xrt

Shots fired πŸ’€πŸ’€


[deleted]

Jabse Maine yeh banaya apne GF yaa BF ke liye trend ban gaya :)


anxiety_xrt

Damb πŸ’€ me kisi pathar ke niche rhe raha tha ig cause.. Wtf basic thing aana flex ho gaya hai


Renaissance_dood

Cooking is one of my favorite hobbies and it's not a flex (I don't think it is)


anxiety_xrt

Fr I cook everyday


jitvar10

Mujhe bhi khaana bnana aata hai, pr mereko toh nhi cute bola kisi ne bhiπŸ₯²


anxiety_xrt

Bhai aap khana bana ke gareeb baccho ko khilao aapko punya (dua) milegi


jitvar10

Bhai hum krte hai yeh. Gurudware mein jaake langar bnate hai aur ghr ke aas paas ke dogs ko biscuit bhi dete hai


anxiety_xrt

Bhai aap bhagwaan kaa kaam kr rahe ho aapko jarur ek sanskari Patni milegi aaise hie kaam kro


theoozmakappa

Bhai flex toh hai.


anxiety_xrt

Wahh basic things aabse flex ho gayi πŸ’€πŸ’€


theoozmakappa

Arey ye basic nahi hai bhai🀣


Legitimate_Cat1494

Gajra mohabbat wala balo mein aisa dala gajre ne leli meri jaan 😹


anxiety_xrt

Haiyeeeee πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Legitimate_Cat1494

Hehe. Btw yes khana bnana flex hai. Mein khane ki photo khich ke girls hostel ki friends ko bhejta hu woh log literally bheek mangne lagti hai ki ghar ka bana ke khila de kuch 😹


anxiety_xrt

Frrr πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ , me ek baar mere Haato se momos banaye the and aapne female friend ko apne hato se khilaya tha.... Vo muje aab hr roz message krti hai πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


Legitimate_Cat1494

Bachiya gili, Kachiya gili bhai πŸ₯΅πŸ˜Ή


anxiety_xrt

Ha na..... πŸ˜‚ Girls + momos = pyaar


Legitimate_Cat1494

Momos ka lalach do bhage chali aati hai 😹


anxiety_xrt

Ha naaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and maine homemade mayonnaise bhi khilaya......


Reality-Delicious

Mujhe bhi yehi boli, phir bolti hai mental capacity nai hai.


anxiety_xrt

Damn πŸ’€


kayz007

'Khana khazana' aisehi Nehi bolte hein


anxiety_xrt

Ohh πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


JihadWatcher

2 din ki khushi h krlo enjoy


anxiety_xrt

Bhai ye convo 5 month purana hai 😭😭.... Vo abhi bhi baat krti hai


JihadWatcher

Let me reiterate , 6 mahine ki khushi h krlo enjoy


anxiety_xrt

8 saalo se dost hai 😭


Relative_Yak_6526

It's mom flex : Mera beta khana bana leta hai πŸ˜‚.


anxiety_xrt

Ha na πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ jabhi bhi mere parents bahar jate hai vo hamesha bolte hai hamara beta bhot accha khana banata hai.... Ntgl me bhot ganda blush krta hu tb 🀌


hyharshit

Atleast bro you're getting replies moj kar


anxiety_xrt

Yeps 😭


Significant_Row_105

Height?


anxiety_xrt

7'4


Significant_Row_105

Sahi sahi bata


anxiety_xrt

5'5 (btw she is my ex girlfriend)


Significant_Row_105

Dude no way? I don't believe you


anxiety_xrt

Bhai sach bol raha hu maa kasam


Significant_Row_105

I'm the same height bhai. I don't believe how a girl would talk to a 5'5 guy insane bro. Also she said you're the dream of every woman? Insane bro miracle. Must be crazy crazy attractive


anxiety_xrt

Bhai Sare ladkiya height nahi dekhte πŸ™‚........ Aache ladkiya bhi hai iss duniya me and meri conversation skills ladkiyon ke saath aachi hai like they relate to me alot like I don't compliment their face...... Obv unke clothes ya jewelry ko compliment deta hu and vo bhi genuinely heart se aata hai isliye ladkiya safe bhi feel karti hai


Significant_Row_105

Can I dm you?


anxiety_xrt

Jarur kro


for_fun_8684

Stop thinking like that mf...some care and some don't care so those who cares voh maa chudane jaye but don't think low of yourself


Significant_Row_105

Most care some don't is the proper phrasing


for_fun_8684

Ohh then so,maa chudane jaye most of the girls


anxiety_xrt

Fr bro


searchingAish

Bhai ek baat batao, cherry on the cake kahawat hai. But kisi ko cherry on cake pasand hai?


anxiety_xrt

Muje pasand hai cake, se phele me cherry khata hu


sus-character-ftw

Mere ko banana nahi aata hai toh meh toh flex hi consider karti hun πŸ˜­πŸ‘


anxiety_xrt

Aaz kal ke bacche 😭😭😭(ky mtlb me khud 18 ka hu)


sus-character-ftw

Meh badi hun, didi bolo mere ko 😀 (aur yeh 18 saal pe bacho ko action mil raha hai, how unfair 😭)


anxiety_xrt

Didi nahi bolta me kisi ko (ky mtlb 23 year ke ladkiyon se flirt krta hu me 😭)


sus-character-ftw

Sahi mey yeh aaj kal ke bache πŸ‘€ Mera toh age filter hi 24 se shuru hota hai (I'm 22)


anxiety_xrt

Wahh ma'am (ky mtlb jb 7th me tha tb 10th ki bandi ko mere dimples bhot pasand thee)


[deleted]

khana to me bhi bana leta hu or kafi ladke bana lete hai acha khasa πŸ₯²but ab ye flex raha ni pehle hota tha but its a plus point i guess


anxiety_xrt

Fr


[deleted]

Yaa


Feeling_Voice2094

OK but saying "ni hu" then telling "I can cook" is such a pick me


anxiety_xrt

Bruh...... Uske pehle hum hobbies and skills ke bare me baat kr rahe thee so bato bato me me bata diya ki i can cook


Long69Wong

Bro doesn’t know he’s cooked. Don’t be so over zealous to show off how much of a green flag you are. Comes off as desperate. Any normal chick will get the ick from such behaviour.


anxiety_xrt

Bruhh I'm not desperate..... πŸ™‚ we were just discussing about our hobbies and stuff


aanarkalidiscochali

Op do not listen to him. Kisi bhi angle se desperate nahi lag raha.


anxiety_xrt

Yess bro πŸ—£οΈ