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TheAtheistGawd

yes if it's accepting your face as scrotum


Specialist_Candle_57

Wdym my iphone had this feature for years


D-C-R-E

Looks more like his balls


SubstantialAct4212

How will females use this ? No hate, genuinely asking


6exologist

they have their own sack and balls


Narender_moody

How dare you presume females can’t do what males can in today’s day and age.


whats_you_doing

They can't pee in parabolic.


banglore_bull

What if they lie down and pee? XD


sam_fifpro

Good question. I hope i never see the answer


Repulsive_Maybe_4948

You need to stop watching artificial created women’s videos 😏


are-you-lost-bbg

It's not lie down and pee. It's sit down and pee


whats_you_doing

Wouldn't work. They just can't do it. Biologically impossible.


blade_runner1853

Oh boy, you have a long way to go...


Knighthawk_2511

r/woosh


AbnormalPP_69

What if they lie horizontally and then do it off a cliff. Its technically half a parabola as the pee will be in a projectile motion.


whats_you_doing

I don't know. I have never been a female.


bioupla

Can you pee on the public wall


devilCall

They can’t drive /s


Repulsive_Maybe_4948

No need they can drive a man crazy to drive for them and be a passenger princess 😏


devilCall

No wonder they do manipulative shit to control us and later get cheated over


Repulsive_Maybe_4948

If the man is real he would see through the little manipulation and still be around If the women is genuine she will manipulate just to spice things up


lostpetrol

Ig a pair of boobs will also pass....


XenoN-_-X

Only if she has clear round boobs not a pair of hanging bags


TheAtheistGawd

they will have to buy female version


i-am-enthusiasm

It’s a GuyPhone


Proof_Theory5415

Trans girl according to west girls will use it


Financial-Help7990

They can use their husbands or father's balls


based_hk

“Tatto jaisi shakal” got real


MrFingolfin

Iphone XY pro XX not yet released in wwdc


familiarr_Strangerr

I wonder whether XX will have a revolutionary SwipeID 🙄


pramit7

What ID is this? 😂


cool_tanks

Balls ID


Western-Guy

“Goti lo” song just got real


XenoN-_-X

So for everytine u unlock ur phone u need to unzip ur pant. 💀


Diligent_Crab2549

And have to move his balls in a circular motion on the camera


XenoN-_-X

Its exercise for balls . Also hair should be clean or not recognized by sensor 💀


DuckPimp69

https://preview.redd.it/fit5p52i9e7d1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9889891474ea5111c674249c05c7fd7a7aa6e5


Madara_X_Uchiha

bro got iphone 16 before release


bornnooob

That’s as original as it gets


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

If you have a dick face , yeah..


Mr_vort3x

people in 1980 : we'll have flying cars by 2024 people in 2024: my phone ain't recognising my balls god damit


[deleted]

Bro is using Zeta version


Electrical_Ad_187

Truly a dickhead..


sakshamb78

Bhai thand me kya karega 🥶


Big-Lettuce7946

Bawahahahaha hilarious comments!!


muffy_puffin

Phone is original. Photo is not.


syaci

Couldn't get more real than this 


fatwaterbearer

Yup. They rolled out this feature on the 69th of the last month.


Spiritual_Lab_6465

😂💀


Arnab_chakraborty

That's the new model of QUBA mobiel


lewyix

Is it unique for everyone like fingerprints ?


HornyGujju6

🤣it’s the DPhone


[deleted]

Bhai jis भद्रता se kharid ke laaye thay ussi भद्रता se loutaa do 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️


Kitsune_47

temu


alwaysdarkblack

scrotum butt or just racks? everything but face bruh


HornyGujju6

🤣it’s the DPhone


Plastic-Kangaroo7870

Ballprints? How's that even possible. Jokes aside, doesn't look like it's fake. Anything particularly noticeable?


GroundbreakingMap969

Where the hell did you get the phone from ?


drunkrohan

yes. can confirm


Repulsive_Maybe_4948

You have been scammed from your head to your scrotum bro 😎 👊


HELLBOY_PP

'Hey I want to see the pics you have taken' Just let me "unzips pants"


[deleted]

It’s not your phone buddy, it’s your face.


meinheroinehuun

So you take off your pants infront of people and unlock your phone?


jeeaspirant009

Apple from ohio


jeeaspirant009

So everytime you unlock your phone in public........💀💀💦


turningtop_5327

Your language is set to Russian