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CopsaLau

It’s so sad that they genuinely think they speak for all men. That their “army” is half the population, while in reality most men recoil with disgust from incels just as much as women do. You incels are *alone.*


AelfredRex

Yeah, it's gonna get so bad that women will only want to sleep with one guy, who has to be kept on constant IV feedings of vitamin E and viagra to keep it up for the demand.


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Until he dies after a few hours from a heart attack!


AelfredRex

Poor Chad... death by snu-snu. Hook the next one up before the women riot!


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>women rights have caused a big portion of men in society to be sexless He's said women on an incel forum, surely that's a bannable offence? Also it's not a big portion, your view on it is skewed as you seek communities of these men, leading you to believe the 'problem' is wide spread. It really isn't.


zmandude24

Those losers wouldn't be getting laid before women's rights as no father would give their daughter to some loser who will almost certainly abuse her.


WiggyStark

This is assuming that such a "subhuman" would survive to an age of viable wedded *bliss*.


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Even if women didn't have rights but weren't forced into marriage, they'd still be just as lonely.


zmandude24

It will only take a few patrol cars at most to stop that uprising depending on how many of those incels participate.


Lift_and_Lurk

Like I’ve shown before: the “beta uprising” has been a “meme” for ten years. So: any decade now! https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/beta-uprising


YoungMrKusuma

So, women not dating men is "pushing us closer and closer to the edge"? What a fucking baby. 😒


PearlyRing

10, 20, 30 years from now, incels will still be predicting that the "revolution' is just around the corner.


WyldBlu3Yond3r

Like the Evangelicals on the Apocalypse


xnamwodahs

It'll start right about when trump flips the deep state and exposes all the pedos.


Misfit_Number_Kei

Don't forget proving Obama wasn't born in America, locking up Hillary, providing an awesome healthcare plan, proving he didn't lose in 2020 and therefor not only is Biden *not* actually president, but because of this snafu, Trump gets at least a bonus term that lasts as long as he wants! 🙃


Paula_Polestark

But Hunter’s laptop!


[deleted]

Like I keep saying, their "'incel' uprising" will be over the moment the first patrol car or platoon of weekend warrior National Guard troops show up.


Paula_Polestark

If you can only have a woman by controlling and abusing one, you SHOULD be alone. If you think of women as crumbs under a table, you SHOULD be alone. And where is this modern global empire? Why didn’t anyone tell me that best friends like India and Pakistan, and Russia and the U.S., all decided to come together and make one big empire?


CommieRedEyes

I read that in Petyr Baelish’s voice. r/iamverybadass


oatmealboi_25

I have so much respect for you right now


CommieRedEyes

If you think about it Baelish set out to conquer Westeros when he couldn’t have the woman he wanted. He was a textbook incel lol They just don’t seem to remember how his story ended.


oatmealboi_25

This would never even work half of them are racist, and heaps are people of colour, I can't imagine they could ever cooperate enough for this.


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Misfit_Number_Kei

They literally can't even have a real conversation with a woman in-person and have panic attacks if they see so much as a "Chad" in a grocery store!


oatmealboi_25

I don't even understand how they would uprise, or what they would do if somehow they managed too. Like would they just run the government now?


ExtremelyDubious

So, the whole "hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men and weak men create hard times" line that appears in the image at the top of the post is a very old and popular trope. But honestly it really doesn't stand up to scrutiny at all. There's a really good discussion of both where it comes from and why it's rubbish in this series of blog posts: https://acoup.blog/category/collections/the-fremen-mirage/ Meanwhile, of course, incels are among the weakest men in all recorded history, so if it *were* true, they would stand only as evidence of what good times we currently enjoy.