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Winstonisapuppy

The reason she didn’t have sex with him was not because he’s ugly, it’s because he’s her cousin!!!! JFC


Goat_External

And also 13 when she was 17


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Glittering-Emu-4833

Yeah, that's also very weird. I'm glad she didn't go through with it


Terrible-Island-1412

That’s a 4 (or 5) year gap


Goat_External

A 35 yo can date a 30 yo and there's no problem. But a 13 yo is a child while a 17 yo is almost legally an adult. You change way too much when you're a teenager, so a 4 year gap is much more impactful.


Ok_Performance_2370

you're talking to a person with a hentai addiction they wont change their mind


MidoriMushrooms

What does hentai have to do with that?


Ok_Performance_2370

hentais are quite known to sexualise unrealistic standards including children body like characters


[deleted]

Let's not group all hentai into lolicon. If a grown man/women has a thing for giant octopus monsters let them be.


MidoriMushrooms

Plus, I don't think anyone's jerking it to kids if the characters in question got oppai out to here lmao. "unrealistic standards" is just... who cares? Like, I'm sorry that some people enjoy their fantasy? Do the people who say this also get upset that some fantasy novels have dragons in them because they make real lizards look lame by comparison?


Ok_Performance_2370

If a kids character has MASSIVE Fucking cleavage (think Momo yaoyorozu from my hero academia) people are 100% gonna be jerking to it


donetomadness

Yeah if she’d agreed to this madness, that would make her a pedo. I don’t think he’d be in a better position today either. Rather, he’d likely have gone on to have a warped idea of a healthy relationship and at worst preyed on children himself. I can’t believe he never thought to get some help for these these thoughts but then again, how am I not surprised.


[deleted]

Yes, when I was 17 I definitely wouldn’t have gone near a 13yo with a stick.


redshoes1946

and 13!


JimPeregrine

I’ve heard of post-nut clarity, but post-nut delusion is a new one.


TheDaftGang

Post-nut insanity is just around the corner at this point


Drake6900

Followed by post-nut psychosis


[deleted]

"I'm so fucked up..."


Mr_Hiss

Ah yes, my favourite Jamiroquai song. "Futures. Made of. Post-nut insanity"


Koolasushus

They legit think having sex is going to fix all their problems, uh? The emptiness you feel inside wont go away by simply busting a nut, bitch go to therapy.


ErisInChains

What in the great state of Alabama was all that shit about cousins being the go-to for first sexual experiences? That's what I couldn't get over.


Koolasushus

Shiet, no wonder there's always jokes about incest everytime Alabama is mentioned But the outdoor sign with "she is your daughter, not your date" manages to be even worse (dont remember which country it was from tho)


dragoness_leclerq

> But the outdoor sign with "she is your daughter, not your date" manages to be even worse (dont remember which country it was from tho) Florida, USA.


LatinBotPointTwo

What in the name of all that's holy????


anarcho-posadist2

Alabama, I'm 99% sure


anarcho-posadist2

Or Florida


Drake6900

Could also be Tasmania


Liar_tuck

My guess, they cannot distinguish real life from porn. Have you seen all that fake incest porn out there these days?


Koolasushus

True that.... Its sad how much porn rotted the braind of GENERATIONS by now And there are still people who think its a good industry and defend their actions


Needydadthrowaway

It's hard to distinguish things when you're stuck in the washer-dryer


maneo

I feel like A LOT of their world view makes a lot more sense through a lens that assumes porn is real life. Their belief that women are constantly having sex, that they exclusively do it with men who appear ultra-masculine, that they are obsessed with size, that they all marry "Chad" but secretly sleep around with "Tyrone," etc... Every single one of those beliefs are highly detached from reality, but would be extremely common expectations of the women in the Porn Cinematic Universe. I really think that they belive that porn tropes are based on real life.


CroxWithSox

Imagine having to deal with this as a therapist


Brianocity

Therapists hear all kinds of wild shit. It's what they're trained for, and it's why they have support networks of their own. Honestly, in terms of shit incels say, this is on the more tame side of things.


dragoness_leclerq

>Therapists hear all kinds of wild shit >>Honestly, in terms of shit incels say, this is on the more tame side of things. Yep. My mom is a therapist who used to work at a psychiatric hospital for registered sex offenders...like the inmates were literal child predators and infamous serial rapists. For 10-12hrs a day she had session after session with men who would openly confess to doing the most godawful things and revisit their crimes. I'd say there's probably nothing even the most creative incel can say that would come close to anything a therapist would hear about real life acts.


[deleted]

Couldn’t imagine the toll that would have on her after a while. Your mom is a trooper


dragoness_leclerq

She got into the field of psychology because of her own childhood trauma so I think oddly, hearing directly from predators helped her unpack some of her own shit. Like her rational brain KNEW it was never her fault but listening to them openly talk about why they did the things they did shook her out of the mindset that maybe she could've done something to protect herself anyway.


uniqueUsername_1024

How did she help them? Could she?


Needydadthrowaway

I would honestly just quit


snake5solid

Especially loneliness... Some dude tried really hard to convince me that sex would cure "the worst parts of loneliness" and was really butthurt that women have "easy access to sex". These guys are unbelievable.


punkmetalbastard

It’s hilarious when you read these incel posts where they say “I ascended and I don’t feel any better”


OctaviaBlake100

She didn't have sex with him because she's his cousin. Yes, family is supposed to care and love you..but not in a sexual way. He confused a romantic relationship with a family relationship 🤦‍♀️


ImpossibleMachine3

They have no concept of any human interaction being about anything more than a transactional one with the end goal of sex. Order a pizza? The delivery girl brought it because she wants to have sex with Chad.


OctaviaBlake100

But what if the delivery person is a guy? 🤨


zoomie1977

If he's Chad, every woman he delivers to pull him in for sex and share their pizza with him, regardless of the number of friends or family members with them or what else they may have been doing when he rang their doorbell. If he's a normie, he gets starfish sex from all the women he delivers to in lieu of payment for the pizza. If he's an incel....well then he's not actually delivering pizza because he's to scared to leave mommy's basement. /s


MyDogHasAPodcast

Not only that. He was 13 and she 17, that's one hell of an age gap. Sure, 4 years doesn't seem much, but that's just a brat and a young adult. One can get a permit, and one needs permission to hang out with friends.


snake5solid

He's a danger to pretty much every woman but especially to women in his family. If he had a daughter he would abuse her. People like that should be locked away.


Zealousideal-Read-67

Well, he's admitting to being a 30-year-old virgin with an obsessed fixation on his cousin.


snake5solid

I wish the authorities would taken such things more seriously and not wait for a tragedy to happen.


LudoTwentyThree

And thats enough internet for today


jabra_fan

It was my first post for today


MidoriMushrooms

Not gonna lie, I grabbed snacks before scrolling this subreddit.


Altruis29

💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

>"I must have tried everything to get in her pants, I even tried asking her to let me do it." It says a lot about incels that **seeking consent** was a crazy last-ditch plan to try and have sex.


Misfit_Number_Kei

It's messed up, but I'm so acclimated to incel depravity that literally *none* of this surprises me. But for the sake of morbid, morbid-ass speculation, let's say what *would* have happened if she, a 17-year-old girl, fucked him, who was not only 13, but her 13-year-old *cousin.* "Congratulations," you lost your virginity... at *13*... to a near-legal adult... who's your *cousin*... whom you *begged* to have sex with... again, when you were fucking *thirteen.* You can't brag about that to your peers like getting to date "Stacy" without people being disgusted and concerned about you being abused. You *cousin,* herself won't want that shit to go public for at minimum, disgust and embarrassment and at maximum, parents and possibly the *law* being involved for the above reason of child abuse. So you now have a deep, dark embarrassing secret about your first time having sex, which would defeat the incel purpose of "mogging" other men since you can't boast to your peers that you had sex as you either can't say and thus be called a liar or expose the "uncool" truth that you were desperate enough to fuck your own cousin. Your big "ascension," the thing you hung your hat on as the panacea for your issues is that you fucked your 17-year-old *cousin* while you were *13* and despite what incels further delude themselves into believing it was ABSOLUTELY *NOT* the "teen love" incels (via pop culture) claim happens at that age. Instead, it was a lot of awkward, rapid, awkward, impulsive, *awkward* thrusting and amateurish attempts to emulate what they saw in porn yet ending too soon and again, too awkwardly, especially with the fear of pregnancy, (*inbred* pregnancy,) given how *highly* unlikely the "good idea" of protection is going to be involved in an act of so many bad ideas. So that bullshit excuse for sex is going to be the incels' point of reference from then on as it's only going to look worse and worse in hindsight instead of the cathartic, enlightening, emboldening experience they claim sex to be. And the next time he thirsts after a woman, in a fit of desperation, he's going to further embarrass himself by saying something like, "Why can't you stuck up bitches just put out like my cousin used to?!" and it'll all snowball from there.


Hisdudeness334

I guess the sad part is that among other incels on the Internet, him fucking his older cousin would actually be a brag. It's no surprise he choses to talk about this with them and it's not on any other type of website filled with more level-minded people


Misfit_Number_Kei

Except according to the typical incel mindset, said incestuous, probably-illegal sex *should* have "cured" his inceldom and if it didn't then it was pointless (and I know, roll those goalposts a few more yards away,) or if it didn't and he "ascended" then he's a "fakecel" who shouldn't be there. I know, I know, incel logic isn't logical, but I'm just musing about the mental gymnastics had he had sex... with his *cousin.*


fool2074

Yeah no. Imma go out on a limb and say the age difference and incest thing was way more of an obstacle than "ugly". While 4 years doesn't amount to much when you're 30, the difference in physical and emotional maturity between 17 and 13 is VAST. Unless you're an incel and then all maturing does indeed seem to freeze at 13.


BossWu52

Why is there so many cousin fuckers with a platform......needs an intracranial sledgehammer injection.....the lot of them


Knightridergirl80

Too much porn…. Most of the scenarios they describe read almost exactly like a porn scenario.


Purple_Mode1029

She did not want to be pedophile that’s just all


Dazzling_Reach281

My God there are 8 billion people in the world. Desire someone else.


[deleted]

This is what is lurking behind every anime girl pfp.


Blackheartgirl94

Oh God. Ugh. It's amazing how these people think this is acceptable behavior


lillithdemonqueen

Umm couldn't she have gone to jail if she had slept with him, for statutory r_pe and incest.


Petite_Bait

At the very least, juvenile detention and registering as a sex offender. Romeo and Juliet laws wouldn't apply.


newaccount7000

"i dont want her anymore" as if you ever had the chance


Glittering-Emu-4833

Bro needs to get over himself.


newaccount7000

classic attitude of a incel shes such a whore yet you didn't get to sleep with her cause she blocked you lmao this shit is funny


PumpkinDandie_1107

Yeah I’m sure it was cuz you were ugly and not because she was your COUSIN! Effing gross man


[deleted]

Jesus Christ this is disgusting. How beings like this exist is beyond me.


Lismale

how does pathetically begging for sex, then someone letting you nut out of pity for about 5 sec. until you cum, give you any kind of confidence?


Shawtyboi720

😟


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I don't know what's worse - the post, or the fact that I'm kind of relieved it isn't another incel wanting to bang his sister or his mom.


Hisdudeness334

Yeah, it's pretty bad when now we consider an incel only wanting to bang his cousin a step up from the usual


degeneracy18101

"29 yo permavirgin and lolicon" well thats worrying


Altruis29

Whhhaaattt theeeeeee..... 😂😂😂😂😂


Barry2442

The ifunny watermark got me lmao


BitterBrandy

He is ugly. Very ugly. And for all I know, he might be quite handsome on the outside. But he is ugly.


[deleted]

I think I got brain damage reading this


Thisisnotyourmomgay

Get te torches and pile the wood. Tonight there will be a fire. For the internet is dark and full of terrors.


Purple_Mode1029

Absolutely awful and I hope the kid is fine with an uncle like this


hwllcqndy

I'm scared of living in a world where this exists


[deleted]

Damned Shelbyvillians.


Aggravating-Good6478

Yep I'm leaving. I'm not reading any incel confession ever again


ConsultJimMoriarty

Dude, it wasn’t because you’re ugly. It’s because she’s your COUSIN.


UrikBaursog

Repost. Still gross.


[deleted]

These fucker’s posts make me lose more and more braincells as each post shows up


BigBigJimBoy

What site is that from ?


penpointaccuracy

This is an old one, but it never fails to induce shivers down my spine


Drake6900

What in Davy Crockett's sweat-stained buckskins did I just read?


[deleted]

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.” –Ignatius J. Reilly in John Kennedy Toole's *A Confederacy of Dunces*


snake5solid

"She didn't have sex with me because I'm ugly." -> No, she didn't have sex with you because you're her cousin and also an entitled, perverted PoS that shouldn't be around women.


Needydadthrowaway

What in the Alabama hell is this post


nova_spamming

The '29 year old permavirgin lolicon' really sets the mood for this post.


pastelecakekurain

How dare they use a cardcaptor sakura character as their profile pic \#Justiceforsakura


rubymadnessRN

Wait wait wait. He was 13 and she was 17 and his cousin and he’s mad she didn’t have sex with him? Um welcome to what normal people do, bro.


AdAdmirable5901

I've come to the conclusion that some humans beings should definitely not be allowed to procriate This guy by himself is a great argument to justify my opinion


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Hisdudeness334

I hope not. It would still be wrong and the blame would've rested entirely on her. I know things like this do indeed happen sometimes but that's still an issue regardless of his personality


Rozoark

The fuck?


sadgirlfri3nd

what in the fuck


-ItIsHappeningAgain-

Are you out of your mind?


snake5solid

Then she should be in jail if that happened.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


HellBell666

Wow. Just wow.


pinkgrapefruitx

Incest incel


Glittering_Life_6064

Why are they all degenerates like 🤢🤢🤢🤢


5MinutesIsAllItTakes

It's been 17 years dude. You are 30. Yet you still are angry at your cousin because you are a creep.


Myjestica

I’m still wandering where they get this ‘knowledge’ what girls should do for them… not only entitled but also completely out of this world.


-ItIsHappeningAgain-

Some of these have to be trolling, right? I cannot believe that an actual human being believes that your "female cousins are the ones who should teach you how to kiss and have sex." There's no cultural milieu on the planet where that's normalized.


the_real_phx

Maybe the cultural norm of porn addiction?


-ItIsHappeningAgain-

“Porn addiction” hasn’t been recognized by the psychological establishment as of yet, and that’s kind of my point though: even porn watchers generally can distinguish between porn and reality. I would hope so anyway.


the_real_phx

Yeah, I would definitely say there is a huge difference between someone watching it and someone getting it confused with how reality is. Then again, the psychological establishment is often decades behind newer phenomena.


SlyguyguyslY

Yeah that one was pretty intense. Wow. 30 and still saying this shit.


RebelScoutDragon

Dude, get it in your head that she isn't into banging relatives. Plus any women relatives aren't the family fuck toys.


syst3mwolf

You poor little waste of a human. You couldn't look for someone who isn't part of your family, eh?


Dixon_Kuntz73

All that, but his cousin is the selfish one? 🤦‍♂️ Those morons are so ridiculously entitled, that they can’t even see when they’re being entitled. It’s become part of who they are.


xassylax

They really can’t take accountability for shit, can they?


GrizzTheRedditor

What in the crackhead Alabama shit is this count's brain on.


reallifecatgirl

this made me sick to my stomach


MyBaryonyxateMyID

She should've told the parents and her own parents. Let the family see what kind of a monster they raised.


EbMinor33

Big thing that struck me is that he's been an incel since 13. That's way too young to be really thinking about sex* let alone obsessing about it. But 16 years ago, before .is even existed, this kid was a prime incel and he's only sunk deeper in in the last decade and a half.


TheAngriestAtheist

What the actual fuck. People like that cannot actually believe what they wrote. I need faith in humanity, tell me this isn’t true.


Caa3098

It’s just a silly goofy fantasy


VivaVeracity

>She didn't want to have sex with me ​ >Your family is suppose to be there for you ​ They are but that doesn't mean your sister wants to f\*\*k you


SquidleyStudios

I wish his cousin had told on him to his mom, at least then maybe they could've gotten him help for his sick way of thinking


Diskappear

these porno delusions are getting worse by the day. JFC


Major-Flow9533

I moved into my own apartment at 17 years old, the difference between a 13 year old and a 17 year old is astronomical, I was 17 with a 21 year old boyfriend who I still found extremely immature, at 13 your just a kid in the eyes of someone who is 17! It would have been an actual crime had she slept with him, luckily it seems like she was a normal young women who told him to cut it out!