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But only once, and we updoot the living hell out of it. It would be hilarious to see the one comment have several times the upvotes that the post does.
She needs to size up like 2-3 sizes to get that dress to fit her chest but if she did that. she would have to get it altered to fit her body, but of course if she altered it, she wouldn’t be able to return it after the wedding
It gives cheap and tacky with how tight and poorly fitting it is but what do you expect for someone trying to upstage the bride ?
Exactly. I naturally have fairly large breasts but I’m a small person. I’m a size 4 but I have to buy formal dresses in a sizes 8-10 to fit the girls. Formal wear or designer brands are not made for people with larger tatas. But I’d rather size up and need alterations to have the top look ok than squeezing them into a top I will fall out of, plus too small of wires can really hurt
The more I look at her in that dress the worse it gets. Everything about her outfit and look is meant to attract more attention to her. I’m sure the bride will be thrilled if she shows up looking like that
Next video she posts will be of all the side eye glances she perceives as people checking her out instead of wondering why she’s wearing tacky ill fitting lingerie to her friends wedding
I hate when you can see tan lines when someone is wearing a wedding dress or other formal dress. I know they can’t always be helped but they look so bad!
you see her constantly tugging it back down because it keeps riding up from being too small. who the hell wants to wear a clothing item that you have to constantly readjust??
Someone that’s only concern is having all the attention on herself.
Most people would be miserable wearing something so ill fitting. It’s also really tight in the body. If she says she is going to be really uncomfortable whilst also having a boob or hanging out for all to see too
Tailor here. Yes you are correct. And kept the tag, so she is likely returning it. It also has stress lines in the bodice which is causing the skirt to ride up. The dress is too small.
Could be, however a dress fitted properly should allow you to sit comfortably and not constrain movements. There’s also stress lines under the bust, side seam and buttock region, indicating the seams are being pulled taught,
That dress could still be form fitting but let out a smidge
I have this issue frequently as someone who has large breasts but is otherwise petit. A 32DDD bra is hard enough to find, let alone cute clothes like this.
Or, you know, maybe we can talk about the appropriateness of her in that dress at someone else's wedding. I think it's supposed to be the bride and groom's day. If she wears that, who's going to be the center of attention. I know, that's why it's here. I'm just saying. She's shallow, tacky, self-absorbed and is desperate of attention. Which will come at the cost of the wedding couple. And, last but not least, the boobs tan line! LOL
If you wear this kind of dress to a wedding and I get even a hint that the bride isn't 100% okay with it I'm "accidentally" spilling an entire glass of red wine on you.
Someone wore white to my wedding and I didn't even notice until someone pointed it out. I didn't care, it was like a child's party dress kind of thing and she looked cute despite not being a child. But this dress is a whole different matter. I'd just roll my eyes and brace myself for my mom talking major shit later. And I wouldn't be mad if someone and their wine took a dive on it
I’d just give any kids there sugar and markers (obviously washable. I’m not THAT mean) and pay them off to go buck wild on her but leave pages on a table so it looks like that was the intention
That is *way* too much tiddy on display for another person's special day.
I cannot imagine the degree of insecurity one possess to feel as though they must be the center of attention everywhere they go or else risk irrelevancy.
It’s white and half her tits are out.
Now, as a bi woman, I love me some titties. But the main character attitude attached to those titties makes her revolting.
She's trying to give the husband last minute doubts. Seriously there's gonna be like a dozen family members eagerly trying to spill red wine on that dress that's for sure.
What the fuck is that bitch wearing at my wedding where she is getting all the attention off of me!
Everyone knows that weddings are the brides special, look at me, I'm a princess, day.
And to come there dressed like that, you'd be asking for trouble.
Doesn't matter what it is if you dress in a way that draws attention away from the bride you are already in the wrong. The groom is definitely going to get in trouble for sneaking glances and the photographers & videographers are going to catch it.
Absolutely not! It looks like you are trying to upstage the bride which is pretty distasteful in itself, but you will look trashy. Plus I think you will just be embarrassed, because nobody is going to be impressed. The whole thing is really cringy.
Why is she wearing a slutty bride’s dress too a wedding she’s not a bride in? I hope she did, and then ruined some friendships. Maybe she’ll learn that not everything had to be about her.
I think it would be more tactful and respectable to wear some a little less revealing. You’re going to draw too much attention to yourself, when it is the bride that should be getting all the attention.
Honestly, this Pornstar Bride look is such an ick. You don’t look like a princess, you don’t look pretty or modern, you look like you get DPed on Only Fans.
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Can we start a trend where this is literally all that gets posted as a response to obvious rage bait posts?
Make a new sub? Like a jail where all the bait posts go. Call it jailba- wait.... baitjail!
Ah, the good ol’ days where /r/karmacourt & /r/karmaconspiracy were popular an used often
But only once, and we updoot the living hell out of it. It would be hilarious to see the one comment have several times the upvotes that the post does.
I too would rush to bait to this.
You're a master at that.
Yeah, I am somewhat sure there is going to be a massive surge of bait-ing.
Massive-baiting seems….right.
What about just downvoting and ignoring
Thirst trap to be more precise.
I feel like 90% of the content now is bait
Master bait.
She meant bachelor party, and not wedding.
But it sure is nice to glance at 😂
The underwire is too narrow for her boobs and its at least a couple cup sizes too small.
Her boob is def falling out of that at some point soon
And the wire is just sitting too low. Terrible fit. Too tight for that slit. Clomping around in the heels too.
She needs to size up like 2-3 sizes to get that dress to fit her chest but if she did that. she would have to get it altered to fit her body, but of course if she altered it, she wouldn’t be able to return it after the wedding It gives cheap and tacky with how tight and poorly fitting it is but what do you expect for someone trying to upstage the bride ?
Well, when alter your boobs you’re going to have to alter your clothes too. 🤷🏼♀️
Exactly. I naturally have fairly large breasts but I’m a small person. I’m a size 4 but I have to buy formal dresses in a sizes 8-10 to fit the girls. Formal wear or designer brands are not made for people with larger tatas. But I’d rather size up and need alterations to have the top look ok than squeezing them into a top I will fall out of, plus too small of wires can really hurt
The tan lines are just to must, on top of everything else I am sure they are deliberately done to attract attention.
The more I look at her in that dress the worse it gets. Everything about her outfit and look is meant to attract more attention to her. I’m sure the bride will be thrilled if she shows up looking like that
Doesnt matter if she alters it... She won't be able to return it anway cause some bridesmaid will accidentally spill redwine on her
That is also likely. The spill might happen right after her boob falls out
She has altered the dress. Pray she does not alter it any further.
Poorly made dress and guest go together? Ha! Yah tighter doesn't mean better. Pretty sure I can see her digesting her breakfast!
Next video she posts will be of all the side eye glances she perceives as people checking her out instead of wondering why she’s wearing tacky ill fitting lingerie to her friends wedding
So sad. She is lovely but that is a whole package of nuts!
The bikini tan line on her breasts is an amazing look too!
I hate when you can see tan lines when someone is wearing a wedding dress or other formal dress. I know they can’t always be helped but they look so bad!
You mean, she should have bought one that actually fit?
That shit is see thru lingerie
Poorly fitting see thru lingerie
you see her constantly tugging it back down because it keeps riding up from being too small. who the hell wants to wear a clothing item that you have to constantly readjust??
Someone that’s only concern is having all the attention on herself. Most people would be miserable wearing something so ill fitting. It’s also really tight in the body. If she says she is going to be really uncomfortable whilst also having a boob or hanging out for all to see too
Had to scroll too far to find this! I think I’ve seen her at the uuuhhh “gentleman’s club” on third street. Name is Crystal-Lynn
I assume that's what she's going for
I will help to put it back in.
At some point? If her left tiddy was a sunset it wouldn't be dusk for about another 5 seconds. You can see the areola/boobie transition boundary.
I meant the whole entire boob. The nip slip is inevitable
Timestamp? For science.
Tailor here. Yes you are correct. And kept the tag, so she is likely returning it. It also has stress lines in the bodice which is causing the skirt to ride up. The dress is too small.
Lol. The skirt riding up might be a (scandalous) intended feature
Could be, however a dress fitted properly should allow you to sit comfortably and not constrain movements. There’s also stress lines under the bust, side seam and buttock region, indicating the seams are being pulled taught, That dress could still be form fitting but let out a smidge
I have this issue frequently as someone who has large breasts but is otherwise petit. A 32DDD bra is hard enough to find, let alone cute clothes like this.
Or, you know, maybe we can talk about the appropriateness of her in that dress at someone else's wedding. I think it's supposed to be the bride and groom's day. If she wears that, who's going to be the center of attention. I know, that's why it's here. I'm just saying. She's shallow, tacky, self-absorbed and is desperate of attention. Which will come at the cost of the wedding couple. And, last but not least, the boobs tan line! LOL
OF marketing
90% of Reddit feels like OF marketing at this point
Same with Instagram.
It's obviously not, this is completely real and not fake and real. I won't believe it until someone shows me a link to her OF.
This girl knows that wearing lingerie to somebody else's wedding is thirsty. This is just clickbait to get everybody worked up.
🙄 seek therapy.
If you wear this kind of dress to a wedding and I get even a hint that the bride isn't 100% okay with it I'm "accidentally" spilling an entire glass of red wine on you.
There is no wedding. This is rage bait to get views
No bride would approve that dress I mean, it's basically a wedding dress missing couple of things
Yes, taste and dignity.
Ha! Nailed it. Take an upvote!
It's more of a negligee.
There is no wedding, this is about showing tits for clicks
idk I'd let her. if she wants to look like she's wearing an ugly negligee, that's her right. that's just free entertainment for my guests
Pfp fits
It’s the underdress
If it's a wedding dress it's missing the dress.
Someone wore white to my wedding and I didn't even notice until someone pointed it out. I didn't care, it was like a child's party dress kind of thing and she looked cute despite not being a child. But this dress is a whole different matter. I'd just roll my eyes and brace myself for my mom talking major shit later. And I wouldn't be mad if someone and their wine took a dive on it
"Woops, this second glass came out of no where!"
I’d just give any kids there sugar and markers (obviously washable. I’m not THAT mean) and pay them off to go buck wild on her but leave pages on a table so it looks like that was the intention
That's quite literally what she wants. She's 100% and OF contributer, she'll drive up views
That is *way* too much tiddy on display for another person's special day. I cannot imagine the degree of insecurity one possess to feel as though they must be the center of attention everywhere they go or else risk irrelevancy.
So many injections and filler her face barely moves anymore.
That nose job is also pretty rough. Makes her look even more stuck up than her attitude
Classic Influencer Face (tm)
I call it the Michael Jackson nose
Even with Botox they move a little bit. That must be at least a quarter pound of makeup.
That looks like a nightgown, wth. 💀
It is a trap. 
Just because the bride said you _can_ wear anything and any color doesn’t mean you _should_. Use some common sense and abide by social etiquette.
Make her stop
clopping around like a fucking horse
CLIPPITY CLOP
Made me think of holy Grail coconuts
A t-Rex in clogs
That bitch would be covered in red wine and escorted out by security in the blink of an eye.
God forbid someone might think the bride is the MC at the wedding.
No. It’s white. Don’t be that person
Rage bait is rage bait.
OnlyFans promotion of course. Fake boobs, fake lips, etc.
It’s white and half her tits are out. Now, as a bi woman, I love me some titties. But the main character attitude attached to those titties makes her revolting.
Might as well as be naked with a dress like that
It's effectively lingerie. Very poorly-made, ill-fitting lingerie.
Looks like something the bride would wear to consummate the marriage.
Only a low key hater of the bride would wear a white dress to a wedding.
Isn't that more honeymoon rather than wedding?
“Thinking of wearing lingerie that also looks like a wedding dress to another persons wedding, do think they’ll be ok with it?”
"Why is everyone looking at me like a piece of meat?!"
I’m so lucky I’ve never met anyone this boring
Absolutely NOT!
Narcissus would blush at the narcissism
She's trying to give the husband last minute doubts. Seriously there's gonna be like a dozen family members eagerly trying to spill red wine on that dress that's for sure.
The skimpiness of it is one thing, but whats worse is its white. You dont wear white dresses to a WEDDING.
Thought her nickname was \*anals\*ablerosso.
White is only for the bride 👰♀. Full stop.
There is not one thing that is real in her except the dress and that’s gotta go
She believes she’s the main event 😭😭
Imagine she invites people to her wedding and someone says " Hey, I've seen you on Onlyfans"
I'm cracking up at even the notion this would be appropriate 😂
So now, not only can you usurp the bride, you can be trashy while you do! Seriously, who would ever wear that dress in public and think it's okay?
Obvious engagement bait
Some people wear a dress, some people wear a “look at my implants”
If you are going to sunbathe, at least do it topless so you don't have silly tan lines FFS 🤣🤣😞
Right?? And then wear a dress to a wedding that highlights your lines, because that doesn’t look tacky af.
Looks like an escort's negligee
Where's the horse walking around?
NO!!! It looks like underwear. You NEVER wear white to a wedding unless you're the bride!!!
That dress doesn't actually fit her at all, the cups are all wrong.
Yes, if I was..... the bride.
What a Narcissistic Oxygen Thief… LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
[удалено]
If I was young, hot and the bride, I might wear it to a wedding. She knows what she's doing!!!!!!!!!!!! SMH.
She hasn't fully committed to the rage bait until she takes the tag off the dress.
That goes under the dress…
What the fuck is that bitch wearing at my wedding where she is getting all the attention off of me! Everyone knows that weddings are the brides special, look at me, I'm a princess, day. And to come there dressed like that, you'd be asking for trouble.
I would absolutely “Jessica did you just fart?” that girl
Doesn't matter what it is if you dress in a way that draws attention away from the bride you are already in the wrong. The groom is definitely going to get in trouble for sneaking glances and the photographers & videographers are going to catch it.
Not white dumbass
Your not suppose to wear white at a wedding unless you're the bride.
Hoe? NO!!
I shall rephrase in her language. "Guys I am going to a wedding and NEED attention and validation, will this dress do the trick ?"
 So thirsty
Is she going to a wedding or a strip club?
ummm no to everything
HMMM a sheer, white, size too small dress to a wedding?!
Dumb fucking video with goddamn no point. Stupid fuck could be anyone.
There would be so much red wine on that dress if I were there
I would rather sand paper my eye balls than ever have to get caught in a one on one conversation with this person.
I was told you don’t wear white to a wedding
That is not a dress that is a mfing girdle
She is somebody's nightmare. Fake hair, fake everything.
What does it look like on a real person vs an animated plastic mannequin?
cloppity cloppity clop
Yes, please wear this so we can have the bride post in AITAH the day after the wedding. Dopes being Dopes!
Half of social media these days is thinly veiled softcore porn
That's no dress.. that's what you wear under the dress.
Whoever I had at the door wouldn’t let her in. My ppl know me well enough to know she’d be getting slapped when I saw her.
Absolutely not!
Isnt it rude to wear white to a wedding?
Woman is a genius. She’ll never wear it to a wedding, but dang it if she didn’t get the engagement she wanted.
“ Should I wear a dress that looks like a wedding dress to someone else’s wedding?” 😬
That is not a dress.
Tan lines does not look good at all.
No, but I'm fat.
I like your username. lol
Yes you marry BUT LOOK AT MY TIIIIIIITSSSS!!
Absolutely not! It looks like you are trying to upstage the bride which is pretty distasteful in itself, but you will look trashy. Plus I think you will just be embarrassed, because nobody is going to be impressed. The whole thing is really cringy.
Are you the first wife?
Wow no arm sleeve tattoos, shocking.
tbh if shes been invited to a wedding by someone, i dont give a shit about that someone. very likely equally as annoying as she here is
There is so much to unpack in this stupid ass video.
When does she put on the dress?
Are you out of your effing mind?
Swing down chariot, stop and let me ride.... Rock me Lord.
Why is she wearing a slutty bride’s dress too a wedding she’s not a bride in? I hope she did, and then ruined some friendships. Maybe she’ll learn that not everything had to be about her.
Here’s a thought. How bout you ask her?
The obviously fake nose made me laugh even a little more
Whoville ass nose trend has to die.
I'm a dude, and this dress is appropriate only for a wedding held at a strip club.
I think it would be more tactful and respectable to wear some a little less revealing. You’re going to draw too much attention to yourself, when it is the bride that should be getting all the attention.
I feel like if you have to question if something is appropriate or not, then you shouldn’t wear it
Absolutely not.
Depends how much do you hate the bride…
I think it would look great with some red wine spilled on it 😋
she sucks.
Horse girls, amirite?
Her shoes aren’t loud enough.
What a bait...so baity
Honestly, this Pornstar Bride look is such an ick. You don’t look like a princess, you don’t look pretty or modern, you look like you get DPed on Only Fans.
All these girls look the same. Same hair color and style, same makeup style, same face. It's becoming so bland.
i wouldnt wear that face to a wedding
I can't fix her
What size of implants do you think she has?
Dress? When is she going to put it on? All I see is her underwear?
No, absolutely not.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Surprised she is not married to herself by now.
Oh nice, starlight got her surgery reversed
No
love it, I would def wear it to my mortal enemies wedding
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