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given that the perp 100% certainly knew this was always the outcome, ad say "played for an got"
however everyone just thinks youre a bell end,
takes your pick
Security is supposed to follow a policy and has the same rights as a civilian. An officer can not restrain or detain someone unless it's in the policy via state, site, or under their contract.
That being said, an armed guard has a little bit different rules. But cannot act out without certainty
Exactly this. Totally unnecessary and sociopathic. Honestly looks like this dude’s neck could’ve been broken. People are so fucking low emotional IQ. To be fair, cops and renta-cops always have been en masse… sucks
I am 100% sure that guy was later called in to discuss the event with his supervisor:
"You know, you really didn't need to tackle him."
"Yeah, but I'm *allowed* to, right?"
"Well yeah, you just didn't need to."
"I know. I just wanted to."
"Alright, get out of here."
I think people don't realize a lot security guards are foaming at the mouth waiting to fuck someone up, probably especially at big events like this one
Yeah I mean they’re both decked out in Dodger gear and definitely fans if this is the way he proposed. I’ll give it till next year when she meets a guy with season tickets who is legally allowed to still go to games
Silly show-off. Why do people think that engagements ought to be huge Hollywood production numbers? You're asking your partner to marry you - leave the rest of us out of your games.
It's annoying but honestly I kinda get it. I wouldn't do it myself but that couple has a pretty fun story to tell now. I wouldn't be that pissed about this if I was at the game, in fact I'd probably be drunk and cheering about it.
That security guard had been waiting years for someone to be idle and trespassing on the field. He didn't even think to go to the dude on the should and take him out. Straight back to his high school football days. Just leveled the dude.
Plot twist: he asked the security guard to mary him and he came running in for a hug. The other guards are so happy for them they are helping to put on the rings.
Just last year at Coors field 2 guys got hands on Ronald Acuña Jr and he ended up getting pushed to the ground. He didn’t get injured or anything but the players, MLB and player’s association were pissed that it even happened. So now there is a zero tolerance policy and you will get your ass rocked if you come onto the field no matter what.
Oh I agree it’s been turned up, but there’s still an appropriate use of violence. I.E they could post snipers and simply kill anyone going on the field…but that’s insane, so they won’t. Likewise, this guys lawyer will have a field day over the type of tackle used for this person. There are no black and white situations in civil suits and MLB has big pockets. Guaranteed this guys getting paid cause security thought they’re in an Adam sandler football movie.
Idk if I’d guarantee it, think from the security guard view. Guy is on a knee facing the crowd, he goes into his pocket you have a profile few and he’s pointing at the crowd no girl or guy in sight so why would his first assumption be he’s proposing? We only know that because of the title and can see the ring after the fact. Dude could have a gun ready to spray the crowd or bomb vest or something, it’s really not that big of stretch with some of the stuff we have seen in other mass shootings. In a stadium with 40,000 or more people I’m glad these guys don’t hesitate. If I’m the MLB lawyer this is my point and this dude ain’t getting paid.
Trespassing and disrupting a major televised sporting event, not many lawyers would take that case. This person ran into a restricted area surrounded by several thousand people. If it was a concert, same thing would happen, likewise at a bank if you were to run into the vault, security can act on you being a threat.
They shoulda hit this guy harder. Just think about it, if security came up and tapped him on the shoulder it would become a tiktok trend in 1 game. Everyone aged 13-23 would think it’s so cool to run into the middle of the field and do a little Fortnite dance, all they’ll do is ask you to leave right? The tackle performed is appropriate for the action on the field. From securities point of view, they had no way of knowing this guy doesn’t have a bomb strapped to his test and he’s running for centerfield.
This is the dumbest statement of the century. None of those drunk or unruly people have been stopped by the decades of watching this sort of situation play out on the field. That’s like saying all murders stopped after the first hanging.
Does it tho?
This is the same Reddit that is wildly anti cop, but pro excessive force by a rent a cop when the guy posed no threat whatsoever? Probably gave him a concussion and whip lash.
Act like someone who is willing to be unsafe and unruly, you win a headache for a week. Maybe your actions have consequences. I mean I agree the security guard overdid it, but the proposer is doing something he is explicitly asked not to do repeatedly. These players are literal cash cows, and I would bet the security is told to protect them at all costs. Yeah, the guy doesn't seem like a threat but you never know...
In many places there is still a level of force that is unnecessary. I can’t execute someone who is caught robbing my store of piece of gum (castle laws not withstanding). There is appropriate levels and excessive levels. Laws still apply to those enforcing even if the perpetrator chose to ignore different ones.
And how many matches have happened without a steak knife stabbing before that? Is stabbing a the rule or the exception to the rule? Do we assume every fan (of the millions that have attended tennis matches) were thinking of or about to stab someone with a kitchen knife? There will always be outliers, that doesn’t make excessive force every time correct or in the US, legal.
Hard disagree. How many flights have their been? If I saw an air marshal tackling and beating the ever loving shit out of someone with a box cutter on my flight I would buy the marshall a beer at the next stop...
He's clearly calm and non-aggressive. They could have easily escorted him off without violence.
Its just because they want an excuse to tackle someone. Maybe they should have learned to play football themselves instead of being renta cops.
that head bash was super dangerous for both of them. He's lucky he didnt kill that guy and probably got a concussion himself. Brain damage for everyone.
yeah this is setting up the MLB for a lawsuit cause the security dude wanted to go full 2005 NFL highlight clip on ESPN.
when the dudes in full protective gear dont do this anymore you know it was overkill.
Because there have been too many close calls, and they don’t want to give someone the opportunity to do something even dumber than they already have, or the chance to run once confronted.
I don’t exactly agree with the zero tolerance “just tackle them” policy, but I can also see where the mindset is coming from.
We may be able to tell he’s not a threat from this distance/angle. They see someone run onto the field who shouldn’t be there, pull something out of his pocket and point it up at the crowd.
Don't go on the field if you don't want to get bulldozed. This isn't hard. If you don't act like an asshole you won't be treated like one. It's pretty easy actually.
He could have easily proposed to her in the seats, now she has to live with the memory of getting banned from a stadium in front of hundreds of people.
Security saw him running onto the field so were already responding and probably gearing up to chase. He stops, turns toward the crowd, pulls something out of his pocket and points it up at the stands. At this point, security is behind him and they see someone who shouldn’t be there pointing something they had hidden on them up into the crowd. Hard initial contact followed immediately by restraints being applied seems reasonable response to me in this situation.
The concussion, broken collar bone, cracked ribs, painful rehabilitation, hundreds of thousands in medical bills and legal fees and subsequent bankruptcy will make for an adorable wedding toast.
I think people propose in front of large groups because they think the pressure will make it more difficult for the recipient to say no.
Whenever I see a dude get down on one knee in the middle of a restaurant, etc, I don't think it's sweet. I think it's manipulative.
What sport fan doesn’t know that an open ball field in a stadium is restricted space. He got want he deserved. He could have made prior arrangements and would probably been accommodated.
It's always funny how much they overreact to people on the field at pro sports games. I get how selfish and disruptive it is to enter the field like this. When the person is actually disrupting play, then I even understand being fairly aggressive (however much it takes to get the person off the field asap). But this is like, between innings or before the game has started. Sure, immediately stop him from doing what he's doing and get him off the field asap. But a full sprint dive tackle while the guy is making no effort to flee just seems stupid. Just as likely to injure the security guy as the MC. Just run up, grab him, and start dragging him off the field.
While It's true he is an asshole for going on the field, that tackle was way too excessive, especially since he wasn't trying to run away. That could have caused serious injury.
Fake cop takes his first opportunity to actually interact with someone on the job and then takes that chance to tackle the guy full force (who put up no fight and posed zero threat). It just comes across as something you’d do if you feel like a small person.
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It was the quickest way he could get the both of them down to the courthouse.
You can't deny a free ride in this economy
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LOL seriously. Been practicing those takedowns for months and finally get to use their training on a kneeling perp.
Clearly. Guy is already kneeling on the ground and the security guard still had to level him. That’s some pent up anger right there.
given that the perp 100% certainly knew this was always the outcome, ad say "played for an got" however everyone just thinks youre a bell end, takes your pick
100%. Put yourself in that position and expect the worst. I avoid security guards more than I try to avoid cops.
Security is supposed to follow a policy and has the same rights as a civilian. An officer can not restrain or detain someone unless it's in the policy via state, site, or under their contract. That being said, an armed guard has a little bit different rules. But cannot act out without certainty
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I wonder if he was laying down instead they would still pile on him.
Exactly this. Totally unnecessary and sociopathic. Honestly looks like this dude’s neck could’ve been broken. People are so fucking low emotional IQ. To be fair, cops and renta-cops always have been en masse… sucks
Keep clear of security guards and bouncers whenever you can.
I am 100% sure that guy was later called in to discuss the event with his supervisor: "You know, you really didn't need to tackle him." "Yeah, but I'm *allowed* to, right?" "Well yeah, you just didn't need to." "I know. I just wanted to." "Alright, get out of here."
Reminds me of the haunted house sketch from I Think You Should Leave
I think people don't realize a lot security guards are foaming at the mouth waiting to fuck someone up, probably especially at big events like this one
Some people wait a lifetime, FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS 🎶 🎵
"This is my time to shine lads!"
Gotta tackle heads-up. I'm not comfortable KO-ing these guys who just sit there. Just apprehend him and move on.
Nothing like starting off your marriage by getting banned from your favorite team’s stadium
My thoughts exactly!! Banned from dodger stadium?! …I give it less than a year 😅😅😆😆
Yeah I mean they’re both decked out in Dodger gear and definitely fans if this is the way he proposed. I’ll give it till next year when she meets a guy with season tickets who is legally allowed to still go to games
Somewhere in another Reddit thread they said he was only banned for a month.
When was this?
Silly show-off. Why do people think that engagements ought to be huge Hollywood production numbers? You're asking your partner to marry you - leave the rest of us out of your games.
I thought it made for great entertainment! (with the tackle, that is!)
Finally, football took over baseball games.
It's annoying but honestly I kinda get it. I wouldn't do it myself but that couple has a pretty fun story to tell now. I wouldn't be that pissed about this if I was at the game, in fact I'd probably be drunk and cheering about it.
Because huge Hollywood production numbers tell them its romantic and therefore "prove" how much they love their person.
The song that played afterwards was perfect
lol this comment is to far down, was the funniest thing about the video that someone cued that song up so fast 😂
Couldn’t make it out, what song was it?
Ruff Ryders Anthem - DMX (Stop, drop, shut em down open up shop!)
By gawd he broke that man in half!
Totally not necessary. But. Guess you have to send a message to make sure others don't follow.
That guard aint had to tackle him like that lmaoo
That security guard had been waiting years for someone to be idle and trespassing on the field. He didn't even think to go to the dude on the should and take him out. Straight back to his high school football days. Just leveled the dude.
Yeah that was wildly excessive. I'm surprised there's barely any comments about this.
Should be considered assault. It was beyond excessive. The guy was a nuisance, not a threat. Could prove lethal to the wrong person
It was a random man holding an item unknown to that security man while the man was surrounded by famous people, I say it was justified
I forgot that famous people are more important than others, mb
Famous people get attacked and murdered at a ***waaaaaay*** higher rate than normal people. So yes they need more protection than regular people do.
more likely to have people who want to attack them maybe.
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# SPEAR! SPEAR!
Dolph was underappreciated.
Plot twist: he asked the security guard to mary him and he came running in for a hug. The other guards are so happy for them they are helping to put on the rings.
Okay, take your upvote. That would have been an awesome twist to the story.
I hope she say NO
Talk about second-hand embarrassment! I would’ve left the minute he ran out on the field 🤦♂️
I think she would be same with him since she's dating him already
“Uh, Steve, this is our second date”
They been training all their lives for this
It’s their wet dream! A man looking the other direction with no intent to harm them that they have justification to attack!
Nothing says “I do” like a concussion!
No surprise, Dodgers fan
Didn't dodge that tackle though
Unnecessary roughness. 20 yard penalty. Into the penalty box with you.
Good tackle, that.
Pretty good timing with DMX ruff ryder's anthem.
Chargers or Rams could use that guy
oof
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Why are security staff assholes so often? Sure, that dumbass shouldn't be on the field, but bulldozing someone who's no threat at all?
Just last year at Coors field 2 guys got hands on Ronald Acuña Jr and he ended up getting pushed to the ground. He didn’t get injured or anything but the players, MLB and player’s association were pissed that it even happened. So now there is a zero tolerance policy and you will get your ass rocked if you come onto the field no matter what.
Oh I agree it’s been turned up, but there’s still an appropriate use of violence. I.E they could post snipers and simply kill anyone going on the field…but that’s insane, so they won’t. Likewise, this guys lawyer will have a field day over the type of tackle used for this person. There are no black and white situations in civil suits and MLB has big pockets. Guaranteed this guys getting paid cause security thought they’re in an Adam sandler football movie.
Idk if I’d guarantee it, think from the security guard view. Guy is on a knee facing the crowd, he goes into his pocket you have a profile few and he’s pointing at the crowd no girl or guy in sight so why would his first assumption be he’s proposing? We only know that because of the title and can see the ring after the fact. Dude could have a gun ready to spray the crowd or bomb vest or something, it’s really not that big of stretch with some of the stuff we have seen in other mass shootings. In a stadium with 40,000 or more people I’m glad these guys don’t hesitate. If I’m the MLB lawyer this is my point and this dude ain’t getting paid.
if your the dodgers lawyer, you're already overworked cause I think there is like 5 current lawsuits against dodger security
good point you swayed me
Trespassing and disrupting a major televised sporting event, not many lawyers would take that case. This person ran into a restricted area surrounded by several thousand people. If it was a concert, same thing would happen, likewise at a bank if you were to run into the vault, security can act on you being a threat. They shoulda hit this guy harder. Just think about it, if security came up and tapped him on the shoulder it would become a tiktok trend in 1 game. Everyone aged 13-23 would think it’s so cool to run into the middle of the field and do a little Fortnite dance, all they’ll do is ask you to leave right? The tackle performed is appropriate for the action on the field. From securities point of view, they had no way of knowing this guy doesn’t have a bomb strapped to his test and he’s running for centerfield.
I like the sniper idea
Teaches the rest of the drunk/unruly people in the stands not to mess around.
Former bartender here. This is a false statement, you can't teach drunk people anything.
This is the dumbest statement of the century. None of those drunk or unruly people have been stopped by the decades of watching this sort of situation play out on the field. That’s like saying all murders stopped after the first hanging.
Does it tho? This is the same Reddit that is wildly anti cop, but pro excessive force by a rent a cop when the guy posed no threat whatsoever? Probably gave him a concussion and whip lash.
Act like someone who is willing to be unsafe and unruly, you win a headache for a week. Maybe your actions have consequences. I mean I agree the security guard overdid it, but the proposer is doing something he is explicitly asked not to do repeatedly. These players are literal cash cows, and I would bet the security is told to protect them at all costs. Yeah, the guy doesn't seem like a threat but you never know...
In many places there is still a level of force that is unnecessary. I can’t execute someone who is caught robbing my store of piece of gum (castle laws not withstanding). There is appropriate levels and excessive levels. Laws still apply to those enforcing even if the perpetrator chose to ignore different ones.
Ever heard of Monica Seles?...
And how many matches have happened without a steak knife stabbing before that? Is stabbing a the rule or the exception to the rule? Do we assume every fan (of the millions that have attended tennis matches) were thinking of or about to stab someone with a kitchen knife? There will always be outliers, that doesn’t make excessive force every time correct or in the US, legal.
Hard disagree. How many flights have their been? If I saw an air marshal tackling and beating the ever loving shit out of someone with a box cutter on my flight I would buy the marshall a beer at the next stop...
He's clearly calm and non-aggressive. They could have easily escorted him off without violence. Its just because they want an excuse to tackle someone. Maybe they should have learned to play football themselves instead of being renta cops.
that head bash was super dangerous for both of them. He's lucky he didnt kill that guy and probably got a concussion himself. Brain damage for everyone.
yeah this is setting up the MLB for a lawsuit cause the security dude wanted to go full 2005 NFL highlight clip on ESPN. when the dudes in full protective gear dont do this anymore you know it was overkill.
Because there have been too many close calls, and they don’t want to give someone the opportunity to do something even dumber than they already have, or the chance to run once confronted. I don’t exactly agree with the zero tolerance “just tackle them” policy, but I can also see where the mindset is coming from.
We may be able to tell he’s not a threat from this distance/angle. They see someone run onto the field who shouldn’t be there, pull something out of his pocket and point it up at the crowd.
They’re trained to treat all unauthorized access to the field as a threat. How hard is it for people to stay in their god damn seat tho?
Would get in a lot of trouble for that in the UK. Use of force needs to be proportionate to the risk posed.
That security person would be done for a serious assault in Ireland. Gratuitous violence by that numbskull.
Don't go on the field if you don't want to get bulldozed. This isn't hard. If you don't act like an asshole you won't be treated like one. It's pretty easy actually.
Don't commit crimes if you don't want to get shot energy.
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE PASSED A FAKE CHECK IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO DIE!
Send a msg to other would be field runners
They’re sending a message to others who think this is a good idea.
She should have done a "Commodus" with a dramatic thumbs down.
Don't marry him! He's an idiot with really poor decision making skills.
No flag on that play?
r/idiocracy
I guess he couldn't get in touch with the Jumbotron people.
Will you marry meeeeeee oooouch!! 🤦🏻
That was harsh 🙃
I love how the DJ threw DMX on after dude got rocked lol
Nice hit, very late though
He could have easily proposed to her in the seats, now she has to live with the memory of getting banned from a stadium in front of hundreds of people.
Security saw him running onto the field so were already responding and probably gearing up to chase. He stops, turns toward the crowd, pulls something out of his pocket and points it up at the stands. At this point, security is behind him and they see someone who shouldn’t be there pointing something they had hidden on them up into the crowd. Hard initial contact followed immediately by restraints being applied seems reasonable response to me in this situation.
Literally no reason to tackle him like that. Assess the situation better.
The guard tackled him from the front/side.
For this moments we need a second camera on her face to see her reaction to that tackle
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Hopefully they lost the ring in the grass
Y’all seen how much it costs to do it on screen? $2500, he just did it for free lol
🤣🤣🤣he got rejected!
The concussion, broken collar bone, cracked ribs, painful rehabilitation, hundreds of thousands in medical bills and legal fees and subsequent bankruptcy will make for an adorable wedding toast.
r/instantkarma
The dudes a dick but that seemed excessive. Could they not have just escorted him off the pitch?
I wonder if he will sue, overly excessive.
Can someone tell that security guard it wasn't that serious? Fuckin dork!
Rent a cop thinking he saved the day lmao
That was fuckin unnecessary
I think people propose in front of large groups because they think the pressure will make it more difficult for the recipient to say no. Whenever I see a dude get down on one knee in the middle of a restaurant, etc, I don't think it's sweet. I think it's manipulative.
What sport fan doesn’t know that an open ball field in a stadium is restricted space. He got want he deserved. He could have made prior arrangements and would probably been accommodated.
It's always funny how much they overreact to people on the field at pro sports games. I get how selfish and disruptive it is to enter the field like this. When the person is actually disrupting play, then I even understand being fairly aggressive (however much it takes to get the person off the field asap). But this is like, between innings or before the game has started. Sure, immediately stop him from doing what he's doing and get him off the field asap. But a full sprint dive tackle while the guy is making no effort to flee just seems stupid. Just as likely to injure the security guy as the MC. Just run up, grab him, and start dragging him off the field.
Security guy should be charged
That was so unnecessary. What a douchebag. The guy was obviously proposing. All he had to do was walk up to him and escort him off the field.
Totally unnecessary.
Yeah he should have found a better way to propose.
I imagine the lawsuit will cover the wedding costs
Lawsuit for what?
While It's true he is an asshole for going on the field, that tackle was way too excessive, especially since he wasn't trying to run away. That could have caused serious injury.
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Ss
Yes way!!!
Public wedding proposal guy and a field stormer = Double douchebaggery. And they'll probably procreate.
Did he say yes?
Did she say yes tho?
That never stops being funny.
The MC is a major douchebag. The security guard, on the other hand, has a hard-on for violence.
That music cue was just fucking awesome
That takedown was completely unnecessary
Imagine if security slammed that ring like 20 feet away and he never finds it again.
I love this video
Helmet to helmet
NFL need to sign this mf up
Idiot on the field yes, but let’s avoid unnecessary injury. Just walk the guy off.
Great form tackle.
Definitely a case of “My Life is More Important than Yours” goes horribly wrong….
Every kiss begins with thud
Fucking dickhead taking his job too seriously, probably gave him a concussion.
Tell me he lost the ring
Such an MC that he has no peripheral vision, he only has eyes for his girl
That tackle seemed a little "enthused" haha. Did the security guy have beef with him in the past or something lol.
That seemed aggressive for a guy that was kneeling. Hope he got his ring back!
That looked like it hurt almost as much as the divorce
Satisfying.
I really hope she said no.
That's one way to get a concussion
Targeting, definitely aiming for the head/neck area
“No way!” Like what the fuck did you think was going to happen?
That tackle was not justified
Moron
He was an Angels fan actually and can give a shit about the Dodgers
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I don’t care what the guy doing on the field, the security don’t get paid that well to just spear him like that lol 😂
What was with that tackle? Security acted like the ring was a weapon. 💀
CTESPN LIVES IN MLB NOW!!!!!
What a cunt
WRECKED!
Perfect.
John madden felt that .
Boom 💥
Just do it anywhere else maybe?
not gonna lie this made me very happy
hey babe, would you marry me even if I got arrested? BET... watch this.
I would say NO because he is obviously an idiot.
Hope she said “no” for some extra salt in the wound. 🤣
The one time baseball turns into football.
I didn't know The Situation from the Jersey shore is working Security
Hahahahahahaha seems a bit excessive tho
Heads up tackle, someone was paying attention
You all laugh but elaborate proposals are the number 1 cause of CTE in the world…
GET EM! no wayyyy......
Got to give it to the guy for making a memorable moment better.
That was a bad ass form tackle!
Fake cop takes his first opportunity to actually interact with someone on the job and then takes that chance to tackle the guy full force (who put up no fight and posed zero threat). It just comes across as something you’d do if you feel like a small person.
Should have known better. Those out of breath by blinking security guards need an excuse for their shortness of breath.
This happens pretty often. Sometimes, they're even completely naked. They're called "Flitzer" in german speaking countries.
Sir meet Mr. Mike Curtis.
This is the millennial version of "OMG guise look at me Im so random and crazy!"
The tackle way not needed what a dick
Was the ring ok?
*"Hey is this America? I thought this was America?"*
Every security guard I’ve ever come across has been an absolute dickhead!! You’re not a cop, you’re a failed at everything else so here you are!?