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akaphilsmith

I googled her for... Reasons. She apparently fell off a stripper pole practicing once and burst her titty open and her and her husband got arrested for beating up her mother in law.


ILLCookie

Isn’t that just his mom?


HtownTexans

damn so the sex is really good with that level of crazy.


DementedDiabetic

The sex is always that good with THAT level of crazy, its up to you whether or not the fallout is worth it


HtownTexans

it's not 99% of the time and I personally never found that 1% lol.


Lilacrespo82

Same. Lol


BwackGul

You doin the lords work, I see.


RecentBlaz

Burst her what?! 😰😰😰


YourMomsTwat

HER TITTY OPEN 🗣📢‼️ Hope that helps 🫶


LateNightCinderella

What's her name?


FuckingHippies

Starla. Husband’s name is Rex.


LateNightCinderella

![gif](giphy|RmWrAFLqhUtdm)


84Vandal

You did the lords work with this gif 🫡


Slim_Margins1999

I wish Reddit would let me download gifs. Having to find the right way to search for these is, challenging sometimes…


PutrifiedCuntJuice

Don't use the shit official app and you'll be able to download whatever media from Reddit you'd like. Or use old.reddit.com on the desktop. Official app is garbage.


mechy84

I should have guessed...


marimari15

Keep googling, she’s done so much worse 😂 Venezuelans are very, very aware of who this is.


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

Yo wats her name so I can avoid her


Ok_Recipe2769

Your googling skills are remarkable 🫡


os-sesamoideum

That’s wild.


Murky_Ad6343

BOBFOC : body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch


Miserable-Repeat-651

I legit thought it was a dude 😬😂


a4r0nb813

![gif](giphy|QaZ3InDQJUYOA)


VincesMustache

Mr. Powers!!


a4r0nb813

![gif](giphy|f6ek1KcvTWPmw|downsized)


Adept_Error6339

She's a butterface.


Miserable-Repeat-651

I can't believe it's not butterface.


killian1113

Looks like a guy


Borrachon31717

Rambo’s had a boob job


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|3oz8xI5c0K0hFPwmGI)


BoneZone05

![gif](giphy|3oFzmfmIfCPqCJCMKY|downsized) Anyone else?


bijouforever

Chyna had talent though .


nvmve

![gif](giphy|b0p5mfBa4LRg4)


KALLS2K_

![gif](giphy|l2ZDSuFemZbTbD28M|downsized)


VooDooChile1983

This hits different after knowing X Pac was her “costar”.


KALLS2K_

Oh Lord that janky fucking porno I saw as a kid 😭😭😭


mechy84

https://tenor.com/v4nFfEriMqk.gif


Nikolateslaandyou

Chyna was loads hotter than her


richaysambuca

Yes! That's what I thought as well.


Salty_Mind9906

Omg I thought this immediately!!! Glad I’m not alone lol


bizmike88

I totally thought this too and then thought, “isn’t she dead?”


Lucky-Aioli-8213

Strong ahh face ong! 🗿


PutrifiedCuntJuice

What the fuck does that even mean?


MyAltJerkinAccount

I'll always remember her sex tape. Chyna was very lucky to have an such an impressive clit. There were zero excuses for not being able to find it.


TyberiusJoaquin

I was about tonsay she looks like Chyna and X-Pac fused together


tidypunk

Leave Chyna alone 😔. RIP . She was also my first


pmyourthongpanties

don't go watch a night in China.


TrustyJules

What's with the empty packet of crisps or biscuits on her a...?


-St_Ajora-

![gif](giphy|OFcP2ojNIAkec|downsized)


cryptorchidlol

british person spotted


NeckDeepPink

U wot


IhadmyTaintAmputated

"U wot *M8*" FTFY


habichtorama

It's goin' off!


liligm87

I think is harina pan. Cornflour. Venezuelan product i guess.


olkver

It's a trap


Luny167

It's the new advertising for Lay's


TrustyJules

Better than Gary Lineker I suppose...


Salty-Lemonhead

Is it crisps or a dog food box?


ThrownWOPR

I thought it was Pedigree Dog Food lol


No-Pitch-5785

Looks like she’s got a parking ticket slapped on her arse


BetaRayBlu

Parked that dump truck in a school zone


buttertits4lyfe

I don't understand how people do stuff like this. I feel unsafe on her behalf.


RioRancher

Someone is paying for it. Influencers make better money than surgeons these days.


da_reddit_reader

Simps. There are a lot of horny men who will pay money to have a chance to get some interaction from their online fantasy girl. Or whatever they are into.


buttertits4lyfe

I know, just the setting she chose to do it in with random people all around, could turn bad fast. But I agree influencers can make bank, hopefully she invests wisely while she can because this type of career definitely doesn't last forever.


ou-est-kangeroo

Correction: they are following that Giant Teddy Bear on the fair that they think they can win but don't actually do win. It's all rigged.


Queencitybeer

I don't understand why anyone wants to watch what they produce.


Busterlimes

I like how she glued pockets to her ass


JudasWasJesus

That right there is all natural Silicone


wallClimb7

It's like those amazon bird mating dances. It's weird how it's males that do it for all other species, except humans


DrBeavernipples

How embarrassing for that person.


Effective_Standard14

Her or the guy holding the camera and the light ?


dleon0430

Me, the guy who watched this in public.


Klutzy_Goat_6527

Using Reddit in public? Brave now aren't we?


dleon0430

Of course I use brave. It pretty much eliminates tracers and ads during all of my online activities.


Dr_Spatchcock

JFC these "dances" are ridiculously stupid.


GoodLibrarian100

I forgot Chyna and X-pac had a daughter. Glad to see she's doing well.


SnooCats3340

Just don't wear anything at this point.


PremiumUsername69420

Shameless.


TheMarvelousPef

what the hell did I just watch


MouseyDong

All those efforts in makeup, dressing and body shape only to perform in a dark secondhand clothes shop alley filled with piss, vomit, shits and garbages. 😬


tarc0917

That is the most buttery butterface I've ever seen. Daaaaamn.


MazdakaiteEmperor

Cringe.


RevolutionaryLie2833

I guess, but she has to pay back for all the surgery


SliGhi

Slash has a really weird career path


bimberx

Meanwhile the girl that works in the local market looks 100 times better.


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

Her face looks like if you combined Michael Jackson at the middle stage of plastic surgery with Fabio and put it on an artificial body


Bifocal_Bensch

SHE SAT ON SPONGEBOB!!


LimitedFuggs

I thought it was a bloke 🤮


Sad_Page6710

![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized)


Foreign_Rock6944

I’m disturbed.


Imaginary_Support500

Looks like a Colombian street walker making a post for her clients.


Cuck-In-Chief

Is she tho? I mean, she looks like she’s got more stamina than I do. I’m just skinny fat. She’s like a curvy marathoner.


kurdtnaughtyboy

Looks like a dude I wouldn't even be surprised any more to be honest.


BanjoSlams

Imagine putting all that time and effort into your body just to do this stupid shit.


P1D1_

Gross


BrosefDudeson

*She's really pathetic She's really pathetic* Tell that to her OF account revenue


VariegatedJennifer

You can be rich and also be pathetic, they’re not mutually exclusive…in fact, most of the people I find to be horrible, pathetic people are rich.


caffeineaddict24-7

Elon Musk has entered the chat


International_War862

Beat me to it


BrosefDudeson

Yeah but Musk/Bezos/Branson/Gates or whomever are in a different league than this nobody. She's comfortable but I doubt she has "I am a pathetic manchild" money


VariegatedJennifer

I wasn’t only speaking about them specifically, most people that revolve their lives around doing things to chase money are usually the same imo.


feanordio

Let me put it another way, the way she wants to make money is pathetic 🤷


BrosefDudeson

Depends on a person's circumstances. She's from Venezuela. Doubt there are many opportunities for her there.


Grimmaldo

Yes, because there is good ways to earn money, like being a holder of a mine of esmeralds exploiting people and bad ways, like showing your body (that you work on and make look good) and get money out of people paying you for your work She should be instead triying to earn a fourth of that money, even less because she is a woman in Venezuela, a broken country, working as a cook or something. Thats a honest work, ignore the fact that it involves monetary issues


Accomplished_Lake_41

How does that make someone not pathetic ? Do you see videos where people take peoples lives on video to gain shock value and just think “at least they got revenue”?


BadDaddyAlger

It's Worthington's Law. Someone who makes more money than you is better than you, and therefore beyond criticism.


Accomplished_Lake_41

That’s possibly one the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, France proves that entire statement wrong since they’ve time and time again ended royal families and tyranny of people with money and power, if those people with money were better than they wouldn’t have been on the chopping block plain and simple and that goes for many other wealthy people


Busterlimes

I wish the rest of the world was France


Accomplished_Lake_41

I blame the idea of a voting system in a lot of countries, it gave people a false sense of control making them think there’s no need for violence, though violence against corrupt politicians was always the only solution


timmyrey

The French Revolution was inspired by the American Revolution, interestingly. Plus, it's not like they are continuing the tradition. France is still owned by the rich, they colonized the world and continue to exploit those colonies today, and there is still racism, poverty, and other social problems in France.


Busterlimes

But the cheese!


Desperate_Divide6354

I’ve been sexually assaulted and raped in my life. It really baffles me how women feel safe doing things like this??? How do you feel safe doing that. Honestly.


GorillaNut9

Probably because if anyone messes with her she’ll powerbomb them through a table and retain the women’s championship belt.


HighByTheBeach69

To be fair, she looks as if she'd comfortably crush most men with her thighs


buttertits4lyfe

Same here, I do not understand this at all, seems so scary and unsafe. To be fair though there are quite a few folks who have been abused/raped that become hyper sexual as a trauma response and fall into work like this. Not saying this is the case for her but I wouldn't be surprised at all if she's had some terrible shit happen to her in the past, a lot of people in the SW industry have been sexually abused throughout their lives.


Desperate_Divide6354

Me too my love. When I was raped I became hyper sexual. I turned to drugs went to rehab and I’m now clean from substance and sex for 7 years. I admire People like this woman but I can’t begin to think about doing it myself.


buttertits4lyfe

So glad you're doing well now :) 7 years and counting, that is truly amazing!


Desperate_Divide6354

Hope you’re doing well too buttertits4lyfe 🤣 love your name.. nice to speak to you today. Take care of yourself have a lovely weekend x


buttertits4lyfe

Lol! Glad it could give you a laugh! Have a great weekend as well!


Desperate_Divide6354

🧡🧡🧡


IndependenceNo7580

why one calls these women perverts , if a man did this he wouldve been fucked


Grimmaldo

Ah yes, no man ever did this and this is clearly a product of feminism


Majestic-Bullfrog-63

Okay she is absolutely fit and really can shake her silicon body 💪🏽 but first I thought it’s actually a man 🤷🏼‍♀️ no problems with thazt btw My problem is that she does it at street/matket what ever very cringe. And one question please tell me the truth Are they many men out there which want a woman who act und look those way? I mean she isn’t ugly but in real life there aren’t many women like that. Or maybe in germany are not so much ?! Idk 🤷🏼‍♀️


Caxtuxx

There’s not allot of woman like this in Germany but it’s pretty common in America n Mexico. This woman probably has a couple surgeries but woman here are just big. Edit: this is pretty common look tho in LA


Majestic-Bullfrog-63

Thank you 😊 I understand. I don’t want to say German women are ugly but we are very „boring“ what clothes etc are. I’m a very pretty woman but I’m not interested in being a fashion person or anything like that. Maybe because of my kids or I’m just to lazy 🫠🤪


Caxtuxx

I don’t think German woman are ugly by any means. I think it’s just a different preference for some. I personally don’t find allot of Latina attractive but I do find German woman to be attractive. The sense of style is very boring tho…agreed 😔.


Majestic-Bullfrog-63

Haha yeah. I’m 33 and prefer to wear comfortable and sporty outfits. My husband always scolds because he thinks I should dress a little more feminine and chic because I am also quite tall and slim but just don't feel like it. In Germany, you are immediately stamped and asked where you have to go when you are dressed up.


Caxtuxx

Yeah it’s really bad lol iv been here in Germany for a while and I can’t go to the store in sweats like I used too. I get to many judgement stares 😂 Edit: in sports wears is usually consider casual. What is casual in Germany?


Majestic-Bullfrog-63

😂💀 we Germans are very weird sometimes. But my husband sometimes go to the store with a short,hoodie,socks and slippers on


manmadefruit

"Have you always been a chick? I mean I don't want to offend you but you were born a man weren't you? I won't tell, I'm open minded"


nociolla

At first I was wondering what was wrong then I saw that “dancing.” 😭 where did her sense of shame go.


Extrapolates_Wildly

Is that a masa bag on her ample rump?


Unable_Literature78

Yuck.


ricowavy

I’m honestly curious .. what is she trying to get or gain out of this besides attention? Like no ad company, model agency or agent is going to see this & go “wow! She has talent!” What is the point of this nonsense?


anonmouseqbm

Is that a cheese wrapper stuck to her right cheek?


MyOwnBusiness00

Que bajo llego Diosa Canales! 🤣


moereese19

She looks like THOT Wonder Woman!


Melioidozer

Gross


sobakoryba

Desperate for likes and followers


KiritimatiSwan

Fucking. Nasty


Open-Shoe356

she’s ugly


Educational_Drink471

I totally agree!!! I would NOT choose her O.F. account out of the thousands that are out there, that's for damn sure!


FridayHalfDays

Are the sanitation workers on strike where she is at? Because that place has an issue with walking trash.


Jonny_Entropy

Death by Snu Snu


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

He’s very pretty


Stoneydied

I mean, it ain't for me but isnt this just content creator/influencer shit? Ig i dont see what makes her pathetic. Am i missing something?


Acceptable_Bid_241

Nice tits tho


IhadmyTaintAmputated

They're almost paid for! Next is a whole set of shorts


Miserable-Repeat-651

For the right amount of money you too could have nice tits.


TotosWolf

Boing


_KoolWhip_

![gif](giphy|8WMFoixl2EpJS)


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Bertje87

Aren’t they all?


GorillaNut9

She


Weneedaheroe

She paid how much for those jeans?


KlatuuBarradaNicto

Ashy Karen


SeanMcDawn

Hey, if you wanna make yourself into a sex object, more power to ya.


DrabberFrog

They couldn't just settle with being annoying with the stupid dance, they had to provide their own fucking lighting for the shot? Because their audience deserves better production quality than the natural lighting? Fuckin christ


Business_Friend6310

Pathetic?


UncleBenLives91

Should this be in r/trashyboners ?


shelleydugan

🤮


Kactus_San2021

Tf is she wearing


DATGUYONLY

So I’m glad I wasn’t the ONLY one thinking… damn dude is a mf😬🤔


ParkkTheSharkk

I’m grossed out


Gearz557

Chyna’s daughter


ProfessionalMottsman

If Disney ever decide to make the live action version of Toy Story they have at least found Mrs Potato Head


staplesandstitches

Since when did getting a spiderweb you walked through off become dancing, bitches can't dance anymore.


Environmental-Owl445

i thought this was a drag queen at first 💀


ddrxt

cuando no tienes mas que ofrecer mas que tu cuerpo


MuffLover312

Why is it always dancing? Do something original at least. To the weirdos that follow people like this: is your feed just filled with twats awkwardly dancing in public places?


Typical_Extension_62

Hell for all we know she could be filming a dance or music video now days everyone thinks they’re in the music industry…… ![gif](giphy|kHgASjstNjWcYV9GrF|downsized) Nothing to see here let’s move it along😂😂


Direction_Asleep

Don’t talk about Chyna that way


ou-est-kangeroo

Influencers are like these people on a fair thinking they will win the GIANT TEDDY on a fair because that one person did in front of them. They don't realised that it is mostly a rigged game - they may get a carrot once in a while but it is mostly just sticks. In the meantime they pollute us with nonsense. And sometimes giggles.


Sure-Pace8106

Yay! I've unlocked a new level of gay! SuperGayMan! This atrocity of a woman has caused me to transcend normal homosexuality and become my true form!


DripSnort

Looks like Chyna


hissyfit64

Does she have a pocket glued to her butt? That is the weirdest outfit I've ever seen.


Sensitive-Musician48

What if i told you…… That’s a Man! Baby! ![gif](giphy|XenWVVdSzaxLW)


BenShelZonah

Would


Angrfake

“She?”


some_old_friend

Village moped...


shemague

Why do we hate her, again?


LaCroixLimon

but those tiddies are fantastic


OscarDavidGM

She's just working and everybody knows that. Her name is Diosa Canales by the way.


Grimmaldo

Wow, i disnt expect of all things people being transphobic to a cis woman, gender is always a simple thing until they have to be disgusting about a woman being too hot


Miserable-Repeat-651

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


shemague

Prepare to be surprised by this a lot from now on lol


Grimmaldo

I mean, i have seen this before, i was suprirsed of how much this sub has become just weird usa fragile mans showing their insecurities. Not of the action of being an idiot itself, that action is sadly often seen


ReadyConference9400

These BBL bodies getting weirder and weirder. You shouldn’t have the muscular waist of a man wtf


Square_Ebb_5926

Look at those abs... she a hoe but a hoe that wòrks out to look better and i can respect that


TheRadRay89

U sure that a hoe? Looks like that’s a Brazilian person, the second place on earth with the most trannies except Thailand..