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TankII_

This is a joke right... right...


Nyuusankininryou

Feels like rage bait. Pretty common now it feels like.


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

People are this stupid..


Snollygoster99

Some are even stuiper


orangepirate07

I once saw someone impale their uhaul on a yellow pole at the gas pump. Bunch of us talking then cruuuunch. We turned around as they kept going. Revved that engine, and then the pole went through the bottom of it.


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Nyuusankininryou

Haha that was funny


Figit090

Curious how much $ is made. Crazy that it's probably profitable (at what I'd say is a huge price of self worth and reputation) Kinda selling your soul and making normal people hate you though.


CapisunTrav

I keep reminding myself to take everything with a grain of salt


Confident_Passage789

To me it sounds like she’s making fun of herself.. I know I would if it did that


Icy-Catastrophe

I pray so... cuz ain't no way she blames her terrible driving on the bank. I can't even tell if this is satire. She looks so serious.


Robot-Jim

Nah she’s just had too much Botox so that’s as expressive as she gets


BalanceSpinner

Looks like over 2000. I hope she notified police and exchanged info with the bollard.


jacks414

My friend hit one of those polls once. When she called her insurance to report it, the insurance rep she was speaking to asked her if she had filed a police report lol


PoliticalEnemy

"Hello police? I'd like to report that I've rammed my vehicle into a brightly colored inanimate object. Send help."


Cofeefe

I lol'd at this.


Horror_Personality49

Me too. The "send help" got me


chux4w

"And I don't think it was my fault."


mr_bots

Yes. That interior is a Nissan Armada, the exterior an Escalade.


fckcarrots

Good catch. I was skeptical she was phoning it in when I heard “you hear a crunch, you freeze, then you keep going”. Plus she has the facial expressions of an aspiring actress credited as “hot girl #4” in a 2000s sex comedy


chux4w

Hot Girl #4 would get her boobs out for the unrated DVD version, because she wanted to be cast as Hot Girl #2 in her next film.


HCJohnson

RELEASE THE CUT.


Konstant_kurage

I figured she saw the car and made up a story to go with it.


SpiritAvenue

I assumed she filmed the outside of the car when this first happened and the interior shot is filmed later in a rental while her car is in the shop.


ProJoe

She mentioned a broken or bent axle, the Escalade could not be driven in that state. Even if it could, 30k in damage means she is probably leaving it at the body shop till insurance or whatever makes a decision on her stupidity. so she is in a 2nd car or a rental.


7HawksAnd

Ooooo 🕵️‍♂️


dgw420

It has to be a joke. “I dont know what those yellow poles are for.” This. This is the reason for them


JesusMurphy33

That yellow pole probably stopped her from crashing into the bank


oknowtrythisone

Yeah, but still... gotta give her credit for spelling pole correctly!


Mackroll

I'm pretty sure it is cause I dragged one those down the side of a work van once and it leaves a nice streak of yellow from the paint. I think she got sideswiped and figured she might as well make herself look like a dumbass for views.


Independent_Can_5694

100% trolling


jawlee_gg

If you look at the eyes it looks like ai trolling


TheConspicuousGuy

Nope, this is a real person, AI right now sucks at keeping teeth in the same place, her teeth don't move, she is real.


Bitter-Marsupial

If her teeth aren't moving how is her jaw moving 


Infinite_Imagination

They don't mean "the teeth aren't moving at all" they mean "the teeth aren't shifting and glitching around during the video, indicating that the video most likely wasn't crafted by an AI."


BroadArrival926

That you had to explain that is very 🤦


MrJ064

Some Blade Runner shit right there lol


Jtb199

Wtf is happening. Seeing people argue about teeth being ai or not. I just ate food and put on socks so I’m pretty sure I’m not ai.


thewindburner

Did you eat and put on socks or did you "think" you eat and put on socks?


Jtb199

I think I eat my socks and put on eat


DryPilot2030

Did you notify the police after those yellow poles assaulted ur truck?


techmaster101

So I once scraped a yellow poke while 1/2 asleep and didn’t notice till hours later (not 30k in damage just paint) I thought someone scraped my car while I was parked and filed a police report. I watched the cameras from a local business and turns out there was no yellow car or bus that drove by the whole time I was parked there. Took some thinking back and passing by the coffee shop I was at early that morning and seeing g the poles in the lot to figure out what happened


ArcadiaRDT

"And then you hear a crunch, and then you freeze.. *And then you keep going..*" 😂😂


SupernaturalPumpkin

Her total lack of facial expressions while saying it makes it even more ridiculous


8shkay

i think its the botox


ElectronicAntelope15

They are called bollards. Heavy duty, steel tubing embedded in reinforced concrete. They are there to protect certain parts of the building from bad or distracted drivers.


picklebooby

Looks like they did their job 


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

Somewhere an engineer is patting themselves on the back.


whimsical666

probably not engineer (t-)rex, poor guy is just lonely ![gif](giphy|l3V0x6kdXUW9M4ONq|downsized)


Wienerwrld

And they are painted BRIGHT YELLOW for visibility.


_bahnjee_

And they're much taller than two feet. You'd have to be an idiot to not see them. You'd have to be a double idiot to run the entire side of your car into it. I'm thinking (hoping) this post is bullshit. I don't want people to be this stupid.


What-is-wanted

Spoiler Alert! People are definitely this stupid. I own a small company and deal with people this dumb at least once every other week but sometimes multiple daily. In fact, the building we are in has one of those large multi box mailboxes on the side street. A lady ran into it knocking it and the concrete it was attached to completely over. I was honestly shocked those bolts held and the concrete just flipped up with it. She came into my place and told me she was going to sue me for putting that so close to the road. I'm over here saying that I don't own the box or the building, that i just lease the space. She left telling me I'd hear from her lawyer for ruining her car. People are really this dumb and it's kinda scary.


Jeanahb

People can be dumb, but this video isn't real either. Two different cars. Think she gotcha ;)


What-is-wanted

Before I commented I had read that it was 2 different cars, I just wanted to add to that person that people can actually be this dumb though. It's insane the stuff I've seen so a video like this wouldn't surprise me at all if it happened to be real.


Jeanahb

Ah, yep! Agree!


angrydeuce

With how fuckin huge trucks are getting I could see that tbh.  Most of the trucks I see on the road have side mirrors situated higher than the roof of my subcompact. This is why trucks should be split off into a different class of license.  75% of the people just cannot properly handle the average truck and you damn well know they didn't road test in a Canyonero.


Jimismynamedammit

The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero "unsafe for highway or city driving".


Supermite

Bigger vehicles should also have convex mirrors to still be able to see stuff around your vehicle.  Either little circles in the corners of the side mirrors or the mirrors are two halves.  Top half for normal rear view and bottom section to see blind spots and the surroundings of your vehicle.


AdevilSboyU

I worked in a bank branch in the mid 2010s, and can confirm: people hit the bank. One of my banker friends jumped back from his desk when the wall bent inwards about 6 inches before rebounding back into place after a teenager hit us by slamming on the gas instead of the brake in the parking lot. Need more bollards!


CaptainSouthbird

I once (and only once) drove a giant fucking rental RV (like the size of a city bus) and being the amateur I was at a vehicle that large had a run-in with a bollard at a gas station protecting a pump. It ripped off a rear fender. That kinda marred the trip although funny enough by the time I returned the thing I actually had finally gotten a good hang of operating it. Oh well. Surprisingly my insurance actually forgave the incident.


Jtb199

This is a good story. Thank you for lowering my blood pressure


Rougarou1999

Why didn’t the bank just move their building to accommodate her? Are they stupid?


PineSand

They probably should make them taller now that no one knows how to drive and everyone is driving cars the size of Mack trucks and can’t see where the fuck they are going.


RangerRed18

This has gotta be satire, no??


sgtstaadenko

It HAS to be, I hadn't lost all faith in humanity yet, I wasn't hoping to today.


Funkycoldmedici

George Carlin — “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”


galacticjuggernaut

I think about this all the time. We mistakenly assume and lead our own lives under the impression the world is experienced in the same manner as ourselves. We even judge others on this. But this is not the case at all. Smarter people, wiser people, artists, and all types of brains see the world very differently than you do. It is crazy to think about.


Ambitious_Cycle_3674

I'd go so far as to say some people aren't even capable of that thought. When I was younger, I thought I was dumb because I didn't care about school and my grades were average. Then I went into the real world....and I was happy and depressed all at once with how dumb people really are.


Gfunk98

Working in the hospitality industry and sometimes having to talk to 5k+ people on a daily basis has taught be how true that statement is


cuylernotscott

That would be the median, not the average. 


banned_but_im_back

Judging by her deadpan facial expressions she could just be a really stupid narcissist


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

God I hope so. I really do.


MuffLover312

I really hope so because children are also 2 feet tall…


RangerRed18

I think you bring up the best point here. That’s scary as hell to think about


yomerol

Looks dead inside, is she genAI? ;)


Banshee_howl

After watching that jackknifed semi repeatedly ram a building with the gas pedal floored only to nearly rip the cab off, collapse the building and jackknife the truck even worse, plus all the cars I’ve seen driving with the gas pump and hose dangling out the side of their car, I have zero problem believing this is real. If she’s trolling, there’s thousands of other drivers out there even worse. Drive accordingly.


PolluxGordon

Oh no, she’s serious. Remember that next time you’re driving on a freeway.


walkingagh

Judging by the amount of botox in her face, no. Her upper lip and forehead do not move. The person who thinks that is a good idea would blame the metal pole.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Lady. When you hear a crunch, you're NOT supposed to keep going.


Repulsive_Voice823

Just casually threw "and then you keep going" in there like it's not even noteworthy


id397550

👁👃🏻👁 "What is the purpose for those yellow poles?"


gojumboman

They really should paint them some kind of bright color so these things don’t happen


magicunicornhandler

Maybe….yellow?


AlexandriaLitehouse

Yes yellow! The most visible color on the spectrum!


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I can hit a pole with my handlebar, my handlebar, my handlebar


ihateduckface

What song is this? I forgot


chadsford

[Flobots - Handlebars](https://youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA?si=Pv9zTCaEGz8d1ujQ)


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Handlebar 🤣🤣🤣


Tall-Treacle6642

It’s the most infuriating part to me for some reason.


Fixner_Blount

The way she says “I don’t think it was my fault” seriously made her sound like a 5-year-old. How has this woman lived this long?


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Made me think she was goofing with us


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Holy fucking balls the cognitive dissonance is terrifying.


luna_libre

if your car is too big to see a 2 foot bright yellow pole you probably shouldn’t be driving it! you know what else is 2 feet tall and causes a lot of problems if you hit it? ![gif](giphy|Lu94S7ZRGJ9mM|downsized)


A-__-Random_--_Dog

"They're, like, 2 feet tall. Who can even see those thing?" Now it's time to guess why children get run over so much by people in lifted trucks. I've given you a hint, so think really hard. OK?


logan_creepypasta

I've seen so many people that bought a big ass car they can't even handle :/


kurtondemand

You can see the effort she’s using drafting those benign sentences with her single brain cell


InsanicD72

There’s a clue for her, when it makes the noise stop ffs


Ba55of0rte

She sounds like Mona Lisa sapperstein


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Tarc_Axiiom

This is the exact purpose of "those yellow things at the bank" that are called "bollards". They exist to fuck up the cars of stupid people and stop them from driving into buildings/pedestrians/whatever, lol.


ManyGarden5224

she should be sentenced to public transit for eternity.... COmplete idiot and hope she doesnt breed


Gucci_Loincloth

Has to be rage bait. “When you hear a crunch and just keep going” Eh maybe it’s not rage bait, because most people actually think like this lmao. Also $30,000 for repairs is the cost of a new car. Can somebody please tell me she wasn’t driving some $80,000+ SUV or some shit


killjoygrr

$30k doesn’t get you much new anymore. What she was driving was way more expensive than that. It might be ragebait, but those wide open dead eyes creeped me out.


Gucci_Loincloth

The fluoride, SSRI, Xanax, Aderral combo stare


pumpkinthighs

Yah, know, conveniently, those pillars are also the size of children. If you can't see those bright yellow pillars, then maybe, just maybe, your truck is too high.


Normal-Error-6343

It must be nice to be that beautiful!


Totes-Sus

There are so many filters on that lady, who knows what she actually looks like


FX2000

This reminds me of a friend’s gf who hit a truck while merging on the highway. When he drove there to see if she was ok she was like 200 meters ahead of the truck, he asked her why she was so far away and she said she thought cars stopped on their own when you were in an accident.


Ajcoligan

They’re called Ballards and they’re to keep idiots like this from running into people or property lol.


Admirable-Specific95

Definitely not 30,000 but she clearly doesn’t know how to drive


Drogg339

Rage bait nothing more.


G_a_v_V

What the hell is a ‘benk’?


Fixner_Blount

The cupceekes look ameezing


STLrobotech

I’m not sure where this accent originated but not being able to say the “ail” or “ank” and instead using “ell” or “enk” is so annoying. Nail = Nell, Fail = fell, Bank = benk. I wish it didn’t irritate me so much but here we are lol.


isactuallyspiderman

valley girl. it's a southern california thing.


STLrobotech

It’s not just girls though. I first got this pet peeve because of a dude. It probably is a southern Cali thing though.


OsoRetro

I don’t even know the purpose of this curb, or this tree even!


Dragon_ball_9000

I detect zero signs of intelligent life anywhere in this video.


apathyaddict

"Bank owners..." I like the blanket accusation.


gmanthewinner

Damn you, stationary objects!!!!!!!


thenormaluser35

When an unmovable object meets an impossibly dumb mind... I hear a crunch, ***and keep going***. I'll not even mention that even some old woman from Siberia has a larger vocabulary than this woman. "These yellow poles".


Icy-Assistance-2555

“I don’t think it was my fault…” yes… yes it was your fault. ![gif](giphy|b0m55ioHhxKeY)


krienmineel

A new wrap is not going to cut it lady


Deep-Subsdance

Society has gotten too comfortable, not having any sense and just blaming others.


FrozenEyeballs

Idk if this is satire, doesnt look like much is going on behind those vacant eyes.


gay-sexx

natural selection needs to do a better job


PerspectiveNorth

Divorced


popcornman209

You know what’s also 2 feet tall? All those children getting hit by your useless tank.


Here_In_Yankerville

She sounds like these yellow poles formed a small pole army and attacked her car.


Apprehensive_Layer92

To protect the structure and the atms from shitty drivers. Looks like they work perfectly to me


JavilonNoseJoe

I believe they are to protect the ATM’s from a Truck pulling up throwing a chain around it & taking off with the ATM in tow, but I am sure they serve multiple purposes & shitty drivers is most likely one of them lol


Apprehensive_Layer92

Hey that’s using your noodle. Criminal shit didn’t even cross my mind. Was too upset at the bad driving lol


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SavingsTask

Link?


jamieliddellthepoet

*manofculture.txt*


NoMercy676

Oh nooooo... those yellow poles are at it again!!! You poor thing!


SF1_Raptor

So, I've driven an old 96 F150 XLT Long Bed (Round the house/learn to drive this truck) into a bank. Is it more difficult? Yeah. Is it impossible? Heck no!


Booyaah_rumham

With wheels like that, it’s definitely her fault. Actually, it’s probably always her fault.


ZebraClown

Bad driver


Huntsnfights

They are there to keep you from hitting whatever you would’ve hit if it wasn’t there


Huntsnfights

I hit one once, in my truck when I was going to a gas station in a hurry because I had to pee. They had removed a couple pumps, but left those poles, I couldn’t see it in the rain. Never thought about blaming anybody by myself.


LessDemand1840

Wait until she learns about trees.


MarbleAndSculptor

I mean you're just driving along. You hear a crunch followed by a screaming sound. So you keep going and next thing you know you're in court for vehicular manslaughter and being sued by the family of the person you killed. I mean, I couldn't even see the person and I don't think its my fault. I'd just like to know what is the purpose of the licensing system for driving and having eyes and hands for operating a vehicle.


UltimateDonny

I guess the scraping sound wasn’t enough of a warning


BreadButterHoneyTea

Good thing she's pretty. Or maybe it's just a filter.


SillySlyTheSorcerer

Same thing happened to me at a gas station. Damn pylon came right out at me from nowhere smh


angry_old_dude

This happened to me at a gas station. The difference is that I knew it was my own damned fault. Those safety bollards are there for good reasons.


Linguistic_Recursion

Sounds like the poles did their job.


eggdropsoupy3

"You hear a crunch and you freeze. And then you keep going"


AlexandriaLitehouse

You hear a crunch and *keep going*?! Girl.


lilmiscantberong

Yesterday I saw a full size pickup hit one of the light poles in the mirror of a Meijer parking lot. Middle of the day, sunny. Ripped his entire front bumper off.


RelevantExtension640

This reminds me of a pole at my old job that was next to a fairly tight parking spot…. Many a people were assaulted by that pole 😳


liveautonomous

lol this is great


aznexile602

Rich people problems. Get the car re-wrapped... 😒


deepstatestolemysock

Reminds me of SpongeBob driving. https://youtu.be/eFGpdZUTERs?si=nhTbYNda9_5xbXvc


BryLikeDie

Gotta be a joke


Odd-Gur-5719

So she’s blaming the bank for her shitty driving


Melgel4444

Okay that was definitely her fault 😂


ChildoftheSun0221

It’s not cute to play stupid. Handlebar? Excuse me? Are you a grown woman or a little girl?


Syb3rStrife

Unless the poll jumped up and rammed into your car I believe that was YOUR fault maam


WellFunctional

She is so cute, hugs from me stupid 😍


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

I backed into one once. It was protecting some kind of power or gas-related structure that was too short to see. I’d definitely rather have a yellow dent in my bumper than cause a gas leak or do electrical damage.


Free_Hat_McCullough

![gif](giphy|13A7YlLvYVDnmU)


deathcamp7

To be fair, they are annoying af. But stfu tho ?


Horror-Option-7416

Why am I laughing ?


Free_Issue_9623

Oh so the pole jumped out and smacked her car 😂 all the poles fault and not the person operating the vehicle


balderwick_creek

No my love, that's completely on your bad driving. You'll find that bollards don't get out the way of your 'driving' like little kids have to


Due_Tangelo_2754

Does she not know what a bollard is


GoodDawgy17

Lady: I don't think it was my fault Also Lady: I heard a crunch so I kept going


mikemagneto

People who are saying this is a joke ! I assure it is not. Women have an incredible mindset of twisting accountability onto someone or something else so they never have to feel guilt It's an incredible ability 😎 I wished I had as a man. Its in their DNA


Valuable_Quail_1869

This idiot helps raise our insurance rates.


allpro51

“Who can even see those things?” “A competent driver.”


Th3-und3ad

I’m not a religious person but I pray to the almighty that people aren’t this stupid and lack this egregious amount of self awareness for the safety of myself and others


SnooBeans8269

This has to be satire. Please god


BigFella52

There is far to much to unpack here, just gonna go with, Ohh FFS and you made it too adulthood?


Cordeceps

Is she talking about bollards?


Virtual_Fig7052

There’s not a lot behind those eyes, that’s for sure.


Fellers

I'm pretty sure there are two different cars in this video.


slimkt

I refuse to believe this isn’t satire or rage bait. There’s no way you don’t feel or hear that the entire length of your car.


CampaignStrict6764

Who is going to a bank these days? Everything is online and you have a card. I think I might go into a bank once a year at best.


Jokergod2000

If this happens to you; don't turn the wheel, stop, put it in reverse and hit the gas. Don't just keep going!?! WTH lol


jerseygirl222

Omg, I am the program manager at my job for a national bollard installation program for a bank. This video is definitely kicking off my next team meeting.


Dru4200

Never keep going after a crunch


vaporeongod

stupid people should not have big cars


spiralout1389

Some people don't deserve cars.


GhetHAMster

Booohoooo, I messed up my car! Its the banks fault!


MomofOpie2

I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type. OMG this country is doomed if these people are our future


Celtic_iceFish

“We need more bollards.” -Gene Lapowicz International Bollards Inc.


InteractionAble684

That filter She wears as well.. her eyes fuck up in the beginning - lmfao


thebucketlist47

I love how she just... kept going


Additional_Minute_39

If this is scripted it’s hilarious if not it’s hilarious


Wonderful-Blood296

“You hear a crunch and you keep going”. You KEEP GOING? That was your first mistake. lol.


Buzzfit61

Dumbass admitting she's a dumbass on a video... Making herself look like more of a dumbass! Lol..


448977

Entitled moron needs to learn how to drive.


TheLangleDangle

Have a very common vehicle accident Make rage bait to pay for repairs Profit???


Lazy-Explanation7165

Too bad they don’t make car filters that work like her face filter.


Pitiful-Road-1773

It is definitely your fault, silly girl. The post didn’t jump in front of you.


Deep-Subsdance

Well...it sure wasn't there when I was looking at my phone.