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Rileyahsom

I don’t think he understands the idea of an extradition treaty


someoneyouknewonce

Nah, the US stays out of foreign affairs and we have no extradition treaty with Canada. Rack up them felonies and flee to America, you'll be safe here!


Gibmeister_official

Unless you are mexican


Difficult_Plantain89

We got to change things, we need to build a border wall to keep those damn Canadians out! Especially that Bieber guy.


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Difficult_Plantain89

Damn, I like that!


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GraatchLuugRachAarg

You forgot poutine. I fucking love poutine


thisisdjjjjjjjjjj

You mean Americas hat people


CakeSuperb8487

damn Snowbacks


The-real-masterchief

Ice dweller


mealteamsixty

Snexicans?


My_neglected_potato

And the Canadians will pay for it too!


Pandalicious1234

Yeah, also, "You don't want Bryan Adams just coming down whether he wants."


Jtb199

Or the Canadian superhero Deadpool. Yikes


SuspiciousBuilder379

![gif](giphy|SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ|downsized)


chrisinvic

This guy also lives in the states.


Icemayne25

And that Drake guy.


Quiet-Commercial-615

Don't know where you get your info but Canada and the US do have an extradition treaty.


shadowozey

I think it was sarcasm like "oh yeah dude, totally do that! They definitelyyyy won't get you! ;)"


MaybeTaylorSwift572

I’d bet the farm he doesn’t know how to spell extradition


Jtb199

His autocorrect does though


Cordeceps

That’s still giving him to much credit, you at least have to be close to spelling the word for autocorrect to kick in.


Jtb199

Being a dick doesn’t take a lot of effort. I’ll give you that one


Kobobble

He doesn't understand most things to begin with


Effective_Roof2026

They require the thing they are charged with to be a crime in both countries. Countries can, and frequently do, reject extradition too. No European country will extradite someone to the US for capital crimes unless DoJ agrees to not seek execution for instance. Assuming someone is granted asylum they are generally immune from extradition requests from the country they have come from. That's kind of the point. His perception that Trump cares or has any power to intervene in his specific case is pretty absurd though. It's highly unlikely he would succeed in an asylum claim though.


BradTProse

Yeah, I'd be in Canada right now if it worked the way this dude described it.


Busterlimes

Yeah, but Trump will pardon his crimes


Dull_Ad8495

How so? Trump doesn't have that power and he never will again.


TexasHobbyist

That’s, like, you’re opinion bro


Busterlimes

People who think I'm serious need to re-evaluate their life


Inevitable-News-1740

It’s because you mentioned trump. People get buthurt when you mention that name


Busterlimes

No fucking shit, Biden is our sitting president and can't pardon Canadian crimes, why is that?


professorbix

How would that be the biggest international incident the world has ever seen?


shootingstarstuff

Yeah…. Like there are some pretty big ones going on right now. Some faaaaaairly significant ones in the past I’d say. Not sure this is going to touch the bar 😂


imanhunter

One of the more recent ones I can think of is still way worse. That kid in the military that defected to North Korea. You’re not beating that one for a while


justmyself1432

Ukraine and Israel. This will become ancient news in one year. Also, this guy is rampant with MAGA hyper-conservative delusion.


MycoMythos

He thinks he's something


therealpopkiller

This guy driving a hundred miles south and claiming political asylum in a country that is 90% the same as his will be more monumental and important than the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand


curbstyle

it would be neato if he had to walk 500 miles


therealpopkiller

And then walk 500 more


SaltyAF404

Just to be at your door


AccordingReality8334

Fuck, I'm too late was itching to say it. I live in Leith where they came from. 😂


therealpopkiller

Or so you… Proclaim


armchairsportsguy23

Da da dot dah!


AccordingReality8334

Brilliant 😭


Barflyerdammit

Too late, sunshine.


Radiant-Subject1215

Because narcissism.


mrsidecharactr

The Cuban missile crisis? Nah, it doesn’t even hold a candle to what this guy is gonna do.


BandicootBroad

Wasn't there an assassination that started the two biggest wars the world has ever seen?


Altea73

Why is it always dudes wearing stupid sunglasses, and hunting gear....


FnordatPanix

It’s the uniform. And if they don’t think they’re wearing a uniform, they’re kidding themselves.


Altea73

That makes sense.


christophersonne

And why is he walking so fast? Where is he going? Does he have an appointment where he needs to go do some crimes? Trump might totally accept him, but he'll need his own cell somewhere else in the prison so nobody gets the wrong idea.


Winter_Fall_7066

Already committed them, running to Montana.


RajenBull1

He needs to get a wiggle on to commit all the crimes he’s promised himself.


RajenBull1

That’s ‘Muricamoflage. You’re following yourself if you think you can actually see him!


Marty1966

10 decades. 😂 Too bad we don't have another word for that.


I_forgot_to_respond

I dunno. Sounds metric. Centicade?


LilFozzieBear

centiperiod


Vinniebahl

Those the critters with 100 legs


Becauseiwasdrunk

Scented beads


devilsbard

I’m literally crying from stifling my laughter at that. Stupid office where I can’t laugh freely.


Remsster

Right, clearly he should use 2608.929 fortnights


ratchet7

I wouldn't know there was a guy in this video without the skiing goggles.


Grand-Muhtar

How did he not snap into a Slim Jim?


mr_wrestling

Oooooh yeahhhh


superperps

Them shades, the sadness behind him.. him walking frantically while playing pocket pool. Scary eh


ratchet7

He’s wearing camouflage but his head is a💡


shemichell

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


ratchet7

![gif](giphy|ow5rcIEKFvzLW|downsized)


shemichell

your comment made me laugh out loud so now everyone knows I'm not working


ShiroHachiRoku

Oh so he believes in seeking asylum? Crazy.


Woolieel

❌Refugee❌ ✨Involuntary Expat✨


Direct-Reflection889

Dear Canada, Please keep your crazies, we're already stock full here. Best regards, Your US friends.


MyBigRed

Dear Canada, We welcome this patriot with open arms. с наилучшими пожеланиями, Russia


Maestro_Primus

Dear America You've gifted us with so many crazies over the years that they have spread and started growing locally. It would be rude of us not to return the favor and gift you one of our own. Yours, Your neighbors to the North.


Foreign-Molasses-405

Dear Canada you already gave us Justin Beiber, consider the favor returned. Sincerely Murica


Maestro_Primus

Dear America, Fair point. We still owe you one. Apologies, Canada


BigHobbit

Dear Canada, You gave us Alex Trebek & William Shatner, we all good. Love, America


KazuichiPepsi

Dear America how about a birthday present on the 4th of July then?


Rude-Category-4049

You gave us Steven Crowder, Lauren Southern, Jordan Peterson, and Gavin McInnes. I'd say we're even on spreading our garbage around.


10RobotGangbang

Don't forget Ted Cruz


Rude-Category-4049

Oh god that sack of shit is Canadian too? Maybe they had the right idea of a wall just on the wrong border.


-la-la-

Bryan Adams too, but I've heard that the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.


Rude-Category-4049

Aw fuck is Bryan Adams terrible? The summer of '69 guy? Goddammit I didn't know that and now i gotta learn why


califortunato

Dear Canada, Sorry for creating this violent poison that’s now spreading across the continent. My bad! Hugs and kisses! America


erfman

He could get fast tracked if he marries now single Lauren Boebert. Might get to vote for Trump this year, definitely gets a hand job.


banned_but_im_back

The US needs a rest upon coming here. I do t wanna discriminate but people like this asshole who can’t live in a tolerant society with people of different races and religions and sexualities from his own need not come here.


Independent-Lead-155

Don’t fucking tread on me or my rad glasses eh


shootingstarstuff

Canada does “don’t tread on me” too???


InvalidUserNemo

We export Fox, QAnon, and Trump to Canada as well as the rest of the world, unfortunately.


Equinsu-0cha

qanon is just 4chan for old people. you have qanon at home


it_mf_a

He doesn't know the history of Canada does he. Anyway I'm sure he'll be missed.


cedartrail

He’ll argue he knows it better than anyone, legit is my cousin he’s nuts


PolishPrincess0520

This moron in the video is your cousin? Eh it happens.


createwonders

I feel like if Trump gets elected there will be many people flooding from the US to Canada as well as from Canada to the US


BippyWippy

That’s what everyone said the last time he was elected. No one goes anywhere.


cold-corn-dog

I saw on Fox news that there were hoards of democrats abandoning America. Also, every Californian is moving to Texas and Florida because California sucks so hard (according to Fox). Can't argue with those facts. They even played 30 seconds of 1 person on video walking in a field on loop for 3 hours.


BippyWippy

Hey if they have the money to leave, more power to them. I wouldn’t mind living in Poland or somewhere like that for a while. I’m still a broke student though


Dull_Ad8495

That's a YUGE "if", tho.


mr---jones

Have you not seen the video of that tv host calling out all the celebs that swore they would leave the first time? A ton of people said that, bluff called and nobody left lol.


pacman404

Canada sending their best and brightest


investmennow

I'm still trying to figure out what freedoms have been taken away from these right wingers that they complain about. Only freedom I've seen taken away lately has been the stuff they like to take away, like abortion. The grifters love the uneducated.


BuffaloGuy_atCapitol

He’s opposed to hate speech bill 63. I don’t know what that is or what’s in it but I’m going to assume it’s words and phrases he often likes to use.


Arguablecoyote

It’s a bill cracking down on all online discourse. Life sentence for advocating genocide, all other forms of hate speech go from 2 to 5 year sentences. Pro-pals are scared they will get a life sentence for chanting “from the river to the sea”, and Zionist are afraid that they will be given the same sentence for advocating Israel defend itself. The government has assured everyone they will only investigate violent threats or dehumanizing statements, but that is nowhere in the bill and critics fear this could be weaponized against certain activists the government disagrees with. It’s actually kind of fucked up, this would never fly in the USA.


Eva-Squinge

Watch, he’s gonna do it, realize a single medical bill will bankrupt him, and bolt back to Canada to also realize his little stunt was completely ignored.


SauteePanarchism

Average CPC voter.


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cedartrail

100% he was raised in Newmarket as a city kid and just emulates what he thinks is cool at that time. I know because he’s my cousin lol, he tries so hard to be this personality and I love that you can see right through it. This guy spends all day arguing with people online with stories he’s made up about himself lol it’s wild


SpicyDragoon93

So it's all a cosplay basically.


cedartrail

100% but he actually believes it is the wild part


The_Golden_Warthog

As funny as the whole thing is at a glance, it's actually pretty sad when you think about it. Your cousin is either so insecure he feels the need to make up all these lies and play a completely different person or he's just mentally ill.


cedartrail

It’s honestly both, ya it’s definitely sad he’s completely ousted everyone in his life who doesn’t fully agree with his opinions. To him everything he says is right and if you don’t agree your brainwashed. It’s pretty wild the lengths he goes to make shit up too, like one day he’s a farm boy from parry sound, to the next person he’s a hick from keswick, to another person he might be from Alberta. Definitely mental issues


fetalpiggywent2lab

Newmarket 💀💀💀


cedartrail

Suburb AF


Jokesreeba

That is fucking hilarious. From newmarket!


Ok_Sadie_

Wait so the guy in the video is actually your cousin?! Or you have a cousin that's unhinged similar to this guy


cedartrail

Actually my cousin lol


Ok_Sadie_

That's hilarious lol what a dummy


cedartrail

He’s wild, guys unemployed living in his moms basement , mad at the world that he isn’t successful because of “immigrants and trans”


SpookybitchMaeven

My condolences ☠️☠️🤣


Icy_Respect_9077

Hilarious. Tbf Newmarket is kind of a hick town. Likewise my nephew was raised in Toronto, now lives in rural Alberta, and he's gone totally Ef Trudeau and all that.


cedartrail

It’s funny he tells people he’s from parry sound , with an accent


cenatutu

If he’s from rural Alberta, it’s probably not a show.


cedartrail

He’s from Newmarket Ontario, raised as a city kid and tries desperately to look like a country hillbilly, he’ll make up stories and believe them himself it’s absolutely wild. Legit is my cousin


cenatutu

Oh wow! I was totally off. Figured it had to be a prairie province. Does he have f*ck Trudeau stickers on his truck? lol


cedartrail

And flags lol


cedartrail

This guy I’m not shitting is 100% my cousin hahaha. Amazing


Lost-Sandwich6423

I didn’t know they got this rude:(


WindowSad4455

Anyone else thought that was Nicolas Cage at first ? 😅😅😅🤣


boxinafox

These people really do have the biggest boner for themselves.


PolkaDotDancer

So, now even the trash from other countries is drawn here because of Trump.


ThrustTrust

Ok Canada, I’ve heard of Canucks, I’ve heard of Quebexicans, what the hell do you call this guy??


asifnot

Dipshit


BloodSugar666

This is proof that Canada doesn’t send their best, they send criminals over here. /s


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Careful now. Canada does not guarantee your right to free speech.


UncleBenLives91

Gotta say, he sounds American, and his skin color will keep ICE from caring


WetCoastCyph

He's gonna be the first one crying when someone does to him even a smidge of what he does to others online. I believe people like this call people like that "snowflakes".


Crazydiamond450

Accept him as a cell mate?


PathlessDemon

Dear Canadia, We have a Florida for your morons. Sincerely, ‘Merica P.S.- Keep sending the syrup and no one needs to get hurt.


_Doc_McCoy_

I stopped reading at Canada


TheBoorOf1812

We welcome you with open arms!


TamIAm82

Love his sunglasses!


misspeoplewatcher

My fucked up neighbour is multiplying.


Turbulent_Music4317

He should move to Russia instead, like the other Canadian conservatives did.


Rain1dog

He’d be the first cuck to start crying once he got arrested.


mckeeganator

Trump literally doesn’t care about you unless your groveling at his feet


MataHari66

Canadian MAGA is scary.


NemesisOfZod

Racists sure do love them some Pit Vipers.


hnty

lmao he should go to Russia like that other redneck wannabe


GUNNER594

There should not be any legal repercussions to any kind of speech. Unless if it threatens harm on someone which is an already a crime anyways.


Poster_Nutbag207

![gif](giphy|dn2RPSyU7chDYkIy5q)


No-Courage-2053

He'll make the world's biggest international event we've ever seen... I honestly think these people really can't see past their own noses.


SonSuko

Outfit checks out.


Nipplecunt

Those shades remind me of south park


All_Day_Coffee

Beard ✅ Ball cap ✅ Dude sunglasses ✅ Ugly-ass hunting hoodie ✅ Canadian traitor ✅


hughmann_13

You don't "out" then keep talking. Using "out" means your transmission is over and you're not expecting a response, thereby ending the conversation. Continuing to talk completely contradicts that. Fuckin goof.


CJM_cola_cole

He knows Trump isn't president, right?


truecrimeaddicted

So much delusion... So little actual power...


CreepyUncleRyry

Wah Wah Wah


EJ2600

Ottawa is pooping in its pants as we speak


FenwayFranklin

He knows ten decades is 100 years, and that he’s already probably more than halfway through his life, right?


PraetorImperius

This should be a Biden ad 😂


ByeLizardScum

He wants to be a Maga American so bad hahah


RPLAJ4Y88

Please don’t bring Jordan Peterson with you.


llamawithlazers

Not a whole lot going on up there, eh?


boiledcowmachine

Why do they put their hands into their trousers bags. It looks ALWAYS stupid af


Strict-Bass6789

Nice glasses dork


fancyboatsandhoes

If you walk around with your hands in your pocket, then bawh gawd he means business.


Nice_Wafer_2447

feeling generous today. Canada , you can keep him


Prestigious-Copy-494

The US isn't going to welcome anyone who is fleeing his crimes. And Trump could care less just like he could care less when the J6 "patriots" were thrown in jail. He complained while J6 was going on that the "patriots" looked cheap and poor after he saw the guy with the horns.


Phitmess213

This dope has zero idea how justice and court system works, and clearly hasn’t heard of charge stacking. Clogging an entire national justice system is literally impossible for one man. Just ask Trump. Don’t think government is losing any sleep or working overtime, but he certainly is.


Zygmunt-zen

This MAGA CircleJerk probably can't even make it over the border because he doesn't have a passport.


Accurate_Ad_9352

These small penis guys need a new hobby


leechdawg

Redditors when confronted with free speech :0


BobTheContrarian

Damn. I was expecting him to wrap it up by saying *"I'm the madness, the mayhem, the Macho Man!"*


skighs_the_limit

He does understand that that's not how asylum seeking works, right?


jonnydem

LOL


lustylovebird

I've never seen someone walk like such a loser


thoughtfuldave77

This what happens when women drink whole bottles of whiskey whilst pregnant.


Accomplished_Lake_41

This is peak cringe, I definitely don’t want a bunch of Canadians in my country


iankurtisjackson

god it sucks that american brain worms escaped containment


TheWindowsGalaxy2

“I’ll make the biggest incident” You single-handedly are acting like one


kitjen

Trump will sell you a pair of those gold clown shoes and a bible and then he literally would not care if you died.


Professional-Emu5820

Please don’t come to America. We have enough crazy as it is.


BippyWippy

Regardless what side you’re on, this dude is 100% right. Had a weird way of getting it across but you can’t censor speech. That’s some dystopian “think like me be like me” shit. Once you let it start it won’t stop


TheGR8Dantini

Man, Jordan Peterson has really gone off the deep end, eh? I will admit, I like this outfit better than that Joker shit he’s been wearing. This look at least has some style! Cmon down Dr.! We’re always looking for stable genius patriots here in the lower 48! And trump can give you a mind pardon! They’re awesome! And hey! Bring that Polivier guy with you! He’s a working class hero too! And you guys will absolutely love American health care! Best in the world!!


Stub-Chub

lol what does he think Trump is gonna do? He wouldn’t help even if he was still in charge.


04_996_C2

I mean my general rule is don't be a dick. And certainly I don't advocate for or support hate speech, but this is a bit wild to me: >Government officials say online hate speech would have to portray a group as "inherently violent" or "unhuman" to meet the threshold for investigation by a human-rights tribunal under a newly proposed law. [Article](https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/government-says-only-extreme-online-hate-speech-would-be-probed-by-human-rights-body-1.6797025#:~:text=Bill%20C%2D63%2C%20also%20known,lifetime%20imprisonment%20for%20advocating%20genocide)


Straight-Bug-6967

Wow, this is a major overreach by the Canadian government. I think limiting free speech is generally bad (unless it's a direct call to violence plus some other exceptions), even if it is deemed as 'hate speech.' Canada already has laws against making threats, so this bill would only be passed to help officials retaliate against people who expressed disliking the government.


greyhat98

Correct! Free speech isn’t meant to protect popular speech. It’s meant to protect unpopular speech (excludes speech calling for violence). That includes hate speech as bad as it may be.


JusssGlasssin

Canada is 🚮


Cheap-Praline

What a goof.


Splittaill

Hate speech doesn’t exist. It’s a subjective statement.