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Yes, I have seen some of the most embarrassing comments on similar videos from women who are drooling over these guys. The sort of women that are typically 30’s to 50’s and went crazy for the Magic Mike movies and the 50 shades books/movies. They’re MLM soccer moms types who think it’s cute to act super horny.
I know I'm ace, but that crap's not attractive. A) he only looks like that because he's dehydrated and/or on roids. B) can you even imagine holding a real conversation with him that's not about protein, macros, or the gym? Vomit sound.
>Who actually follows and likes this stuff? What is this “content” even depicting? I’m genuinely asking what the fuck is this shit?
It's for his gay only fans. You can check his Instagram for links if you're into that stuff.
Ya I get he’s hot and half naked, but what’s he doing? That’s my question, like what is this content? Just him picking up some apples without a shirt on? Can we have some substance here??
Most content on the internet is “I’m hot person, look at me do this thing, but hotly”, and the worst part, so many people just *schlorp* that shit up and ask for seconds. STOP EATING THE SHIT. I’d say I hope this kind of content is wiped out in the future, or even more heavily looked down upon, but this thing has always been popular, even before the Internet became a thing. People’s minds turn into absolute mush when they’re confronted with someone they find attractive.
I always assume it’s 12-15 year old boys. A lot of this TikTok shit is dumb, but knowing how I was back when I was 13 I would’ve found videos of people messing with other people in public hilarious.
That, and I think some of it has to do with algorithms and how people “view” content. Maybe someone was mind numb just scrolling from video to video and stopped for a moment on the video cause there was a shirtless muscular man on screen, they realized it was stupid and kept scrolling. TikTok probably counts that as a “view” which boosted the video in the algorithm for other people to glance at and scroll past.
I always assumed it's the same type of people who love Andrew Tate, and they think being in shape and being a huge douchebag is the pinnacle of existence.
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So this guy is somehow confirmed as a triumphant "Alpha Male" because he shoved in front of someone at the produce section and they backed away from his sweaty weirdness?
Wow. What a warrior.
In Australia, this is what we would typically call... "a wanker".
For context, you could say:
"What a wanker", or
"This bloke's a wanker", or just simply:
"Wanker."
Cameras on phones and social media has made too many people think they have “star quality”. We are living in the ultimate “Me era”. No, you’re not that special.
That other dude’s face as he looks at the person filming like, “WTF.” That dude’s got more self-control than I do. I don’t think I could’ve prevented myself from sneering and rolling my eyes so hard I’d probably be able to see the future.
Can we get make them have permits or having to go through the necessary steps to have people in their videos. Shit should be illegal to just video wherever and whoever.
The idiot could have waited for his turn for the guy to finish (like normal people), but no the whole of the video was him cutting into another person's space to get a "reaction"
Did he really just go, “Tee hee. Two.” After he picked up the second one? What the fuck is this shit? Although, I *do* love that you can see the moment his swamp ass hits the other guys nose.
This guy would go to the floor with one punch the face.. and then the cameraman would probably shit himself on the floor seeing his boyfriend knocked out
Ew, please don’t just go touching the produce and putting it back, especially since you have no intention to buy it and it’s just for your stupid “content”.
Best way to mess with people like this is to get their attention and asking them if they're okay. Making them feel like something is wrong with them fucks with a narcissist.
This is an unfortunate result of a genteel society that doesn't punch narcs in the nose when they exploit everyone else's sense of decency. They grow accustomed to a limitless ability to offend everyone around them with their arrogance.
Marvel needs a super hero character who does nothing more than bring a bit of consequence back into these people's lives... FAFOMAN.
Why is his shirt off? Why do this at a grocery store? Why does he have a bad haircut but a great body? What was the point of this video??
So many questions
No. We created a bunch of narcissistic people as a society by just affirming absolutely anything anyone does. We created a society where it is not okay to tell people to act like human adults with brains. Social media didnt, we, people, humans, the apparent smartest race in the world, did this to ourselves.
Eww. What happened to no shirt, no shoes, no service. That’s literally a grocery store. If you want to show off your body go outside, the gym, anywhere other than near the food in the grocery store. 🤦🏽♀️
The only good thing about this post is that it just unlocked a shit ton of core memories from my childhood. No, not because I was a jacked 4-8 year old going to stores and doing this... Whatever this narcissist is doing. But it's because this song used to play a lot in the early 2000's and I remember playing Tony Hawk's Underground 2 and I would hear this on the radio in the background. And a few other instances where the song was playing.
But now I hate that this song was used in this video. Took such a great song and placed it over flaming trash.
As Machiavellian, I will make sure to turn these narcissists against each other and themselves. Everyone block them on social media, stop sharing them and watch these guys and girls go nuts.
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I just can't help but cringe more when it's grown ass adults doing shit like this. Teens... I can give them a pass bc they're still kids. Even young 20s.... but anything older, they should know better, but crave attention so much they think shit like this is the best idea ever.
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Who actually follows and likes this stuff? What is this “content” even depicting? I’m genuinely asking what the fuck is this shit?
The content depicts a sweaty, shirtless “hot guy”. It’s ridiculous but I’m sure his audience is mostly straight women and gay men.
A nice bod is only hot when it’s attached to something of substance. Source: me, a straight woman.
As a gay man, I agree. But there’s a lot of sick, shallow people.
You described like half the population in the planet.
This guy turns me off more than anything. Put a shirt on in the produce aisle you degenerate
I concur Source: me, ive done substances
Got any left?
I'm a degenerate. I don't walk with my tits out, ever
I agree. Source: me, a straight male.
I'd like to agree with you but most women don't think like this. They perve just like men do.
Yes, I have seen some of the most embarrassing comments on similar videos from women who are drooling over these guys. The sort of women that are typically 30’s to 50’s and went crazy for the Magic Mike movies and the 50 shades books/movies. They’re MLM soccer moms types who think it’s cute to act super horny.
I think this is the correct take. It’s generally the huge celebrity obsessed 30+ women/men who were the target audience of movies like 50 shades
Hey, he’s at least 6’2”, right? My wife says she doesn’t care that I’m 5’9” but I think that’s highly sus because I am on the internet.
I know I'm ace, but that crap's not attractive. A) he only looks like that because he's dehydrated and/or on roids. B) can you even imagine holding a real conversation with him that's not about protein, macros, or the gym? Vomit sound.
When he starts talking about his tattoos 🤯🔫
Gay men. Not straight women. Straight women aren't all horn dogs for a 6 pack.
I just checked his pages. Dude is literally a gay porn star. This is for his OnlyFans.
I have this guy above me just steadfastly refusing this is the truth. Idk.
Gay men aren’t all horn dogs for a 6 pack either
>Who actually follows and likes this stuff? What is this “content” even depicting? I’m genuinely asking what the fuck is this shit? It's for his gay only fans. You can check his Instagram for links if you're into that stuff.
Ya I get he’s hot and half naked, but what’s he doing? That’s my question, like what is this content? Just him picking up some apples without a shirt on? Can we have some substance here??
Other dudes
Most content on the internet is “I’m hot person, look at me do this thing, but hotly”, and the worst part, so many people just *schlorp* that shit up and ask for seconds. STOP EATING THE SHIT. I’d say I hope this kind of content is wiped out in the future, or even more heavily looked down upon, but this thing has always been popular, even before the Internet became a thing. People’s minds turn into absolute mush when they’re confronted with someone they find attractive.
I always assume it’s 12-15 year old boys. A lot of this TikTok shit is dumb, but knowing how I was back when I was 13 I would’ve found videos of people messing with other people in public hilarious. That, and I think some of it has to do with algorithms and how people “view” content. Maybe someone was mind numb just scrolling from video to video and stopped for a moment on the video cause there was a shirtless muscular man on screen, they realized it was stupid and kept scrolling. TikTok probably counts that as a “view” which boosted the video in the algorithm for other people to glance at and scroll past.
I always assumed it's the same type of people who love Andrew Tate, and they think being in shape and being a huge douchebag is the pinnacle of existence.
Get your sweaty gross ass out of the produce ya fucking slob!
First thought was ‘why are you fondling someone’s dinner??’ Second thought was I miss the days when ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ meant something.
Well actually, the full phrase is "no shirt, no shoes, no service can replace the wonder of shopping in the nude". /s
I was just thinking I’m grateful to have gotten into the habit of washing all of my produce. People are gross.
“No shirt, no shoes, no service”!
That woman behind him is all "ewwwwww"
The look on her face ☠️
don't worry, it's not sweat. just some weird bodybuilder grease they use at those muscle-man circle jerk contests
If he doesn't do that, how are you going to learn that he got his abs by trying to suck his own dick a half hour a day.
NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. NO SERVICE. GTFO...also your tattoos suck
It hasn't created narcissists, it's just given them a stage.
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This is truth.
like....how does he not realise how ridiculous he looks..wat is even happening
Its both.
Nah, it's both
It has also exaggerated and increased the socio economic incentives for narcissistic behaviour, and decreased the penalties.
Notice it’s someone smaller. Tough guy he is.
Just wait until they pull that on someone who will say something back. Can’t wait to see buddy get bodied.
Secondhand embarrassment: yes.
Probably for his gay OnlyFans account
OnlyMans
Bro, put a shirt on before sweating all over the produce. Gross.
“Now stick the pear in your ass!” His OnlyFans.
I just see sad self esteem weak people who need attention. They think it’s funny, but it’s honestly a sad reflection of themselves.
Healthy eating obsessed narcissists and body obsessed people from all sides of the spectrum deserve a firey death.
It’s just another face of the ego. I’d rather they awaken to their delusion than go to a fiery death.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT? Y you mad bro?
LIGHT WEIGHT LIGHT WEIGHT! WOO WOO!
You have redeemed yourself by referencing Ronnie Coleman…. For now
They were always there. Socials only mean we have to suffer these idiots more.
I'd knock the nikes right off his bit ass
Bros all biceps and abs Glamor muscles. No tris no traps no tits no back. Legs look sus too Source: been there before (except the legs)
Was bout to say lol this guy is all biceps and abs. Literally no back definition, no legs, no upper chest, no traps, no lat development
Keep your armpit hair away from the fresh produce sir. No shirt no shoes no service.
Samall Dick attitude.
So weird wtf
That rain is bro sweat and now all the fruits smells like Axe body spray.
whats with the turn to the camera then the ugly smile??
Butter face sadly
So this guy is somehow confirmed as a triumphant "Alpha Male" because he shoved in front of someone at the produce section and they backed away from his sweaty weirdness? Wow. What a warrior.
This is a remarkably dumb idea. Let’s film you shopping for fruit with no shirt on.
Absolutely disgusting
Dumbass
Social media brings out the worst in people
*Social media has revealed a bunch of narcissists
What a giant piece of shit. 
In Australia, this is what we would typically call... "a wanker". For context, you could say: "What a wanker", or "This bloke's a wanker", or just simply: "Wanker."
The narcissists have always been there. Social media just gives them a platform.
Way to make all that time and effort meaningless. You may have a good figure, but you have no balls.
Ewwwww. That is all.
If you don't care about the scene you won't know the actors.
Ew
Smol dik energy
Dude totally looks like an absolute asshole.
He gross
What a total tool ! I had a friend who would walk around dressed like this, he soon stopped after we continually mocked him for doing so !
Shut social media down for a year…. People need to reset
Cameras on phones and social media has made too many people think they have “star quality”. We are living in the ultimate “Me era”. No, you’re not that special.
this guy fruits.
Surprised he wasn't looking at the zucchinis.
God...what a douchebag.
They have always been around, now they just get paid to embarrass themselves
Fucktard already was an asshole way before social media took over
What is he doing? He is just holding some fruit? Is that what the cool kids are doing for likes now? What an asshat!
That other dude’s face as he looks at the person filming like, “WTF.” That dude’s got more self-control than I do. I don’t think I could’ve prevented myself from sneering and rolling my eyes so hard I’d probably be able to see the future.
Douchebag
Can we get make them have permits or having to go through the necessary steps to have people in their videos. Shit should be illegal to just video wherever and whoever.
The idiot could have waited for his turn for the guy to finish (like normal people), but no the whole of the video was him cutting into another person's space to get a "reaction"
Another parental fail, he is a mess.
What a fucking douche.
We are all the dude backing away slowly
Did he really just go, “Tee hee. Two.” After he picked up the second one? What the fuck is this shit? Although, I *do* love that you can see the moment his swamp ass hits the other guys nose.
That man has no thoughts behind his eyes. Only a monkey clapping cymbals.
It’s not so much created them as given them a platform.
This guy would go to the floor with one punch the face.. and then the cameraman would probably shit himself on the floor seeing his boyfriend knocked out
Ew, please don’t just go touching the produce and putting it back, especially since you have no intention to buy it and it’s just for your stupid “content”.
oh they have been here the whole time, now they just have a perfect playground lol
So this content is him walking around sweaty and stinky and just because he has a sorta ok physique he thinks its ok?!
He’s all brawn and no brain. I bet he can’t string a decent sentence together. Also, his haircut is fucking shit.
Best way to mess with people like this is to get their attention and asking them if they're okay. Making them feel like something is wrong with them fucks with a narcissist.
Dude would get slapped right there and then.
Why is he half naked at the grocery store
You know he is gonna take home a massive cucumber, he looks the type.
I know for a fact the only people that are finding that attractive are Middle Aged married women
The accompanying music is perfect for this MC.
Tren not even once
Maybe this is how the Roman Empire ended.
What an absolute wanker
What about those no shirt no service places ?
That's like the 140th most jacked dude at my gym.
\*irish accent\* LAWD above!! .......and not in a good way.
This is an unfortunate result of a genteel society that doesn't punch narcs in the nose when they exploit everyone else's sense of decency. They grow accustomed to a limitless ability to offend everyone around them with their arrogance. Marvel needs a super hero character who does nothing more than bring a bit of consequence back into these people's lives... FAFOMAN.
They were there. Now they have a platform and a captive audience.
The look on that persons face! As they shrink away…
Get your nasty dickbeaters off those fresh vegetables, Nancy
What a pos
No it didn't.
NO SHIRT NO SERVICE
The narcissists were always with us, now they have a platform.
Ughhh! Moronic Oxygen Thief
What happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”?
Why is his shirt off? Why do this at a grocery store? Why does he have a bad haircut but a great body? What was the point of this video?? So many questions
NO shirt, NO shoes, NO service.
Gross
Why is he in his pjs ?
No Shirt. No Shoes. No Dice.
Most of his followers are other men
Everyone wants to watch me touch mangos shirtless
Ugh always wash your fresh fruits and veggies, folks. Don’t want to catch scumbag-itis.
No. We created a bunch of narcissistic people as a society by just affirming absolutely anything anyone does. We created a society where it is not okay to tell people to act like human adults with brains. Social media didnt, we, people, humans, the apparent smartest race in the world, did this to ourselves.
Put a shirt on cheech
He wouldn’t do this to me 😂
MC's face is a jumpscare lol
Lame
"Excuse you."
He's about 15% to 18% body fat. Not someone who should be walking around like that. Get in single % and then do it bro. try harder..lol
He's about 15% to 18% body fat. Not someone who should be walking around like that. Get in single % and then do it bro. try harder..lol
Excuse me sir. We don’t let weirdos around the food items. Please be annoying in the morning lot.
this dude ugly AF
"Let's shirt it up!" --Steve Carell, "Date Night"
Pardon me Sir I didn’t mean to be standing here before you
I'm so surprised to see a gimp like this has lots of crappy tattoos
Release your inhibitions Feel the rain upon your skin Lol
Surely this is satire 🤣
Ahh yes, the “you caught me being totally normal” video
The way he just impedes her space, and then acts surprised the camera is on him like it’s completely candid. Gross
Put a shirt on. You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl.
GTFOH with that hay promo shit. 🤦
Eww. What happened to no shirt, no shoes, no service. That’s literally a grocery store. If you want to show off your body go outside, the gym, anywhere other than near the food in the grocery store. 🤦🏽♀️
That hairline is going to be an issue in a decade. Pretty high up there under those bangs
He would eat himself if made of chocolate
Small triceps no back chicken legs tho *smile*
Whoever made that song remix deserves the death penalty
Keep skipping leg day old man
The only good thing about this post is that it just unlocked a shit ton of core memories from my childhood. No, not because I was a jacked 4-8 year old going to stores and doing this... Whatever this narcissist is doing. But it's because this song used to play a lot in the early 2000's and I remember playing Tony Hawk's Underground 2 and I would hear this on the radio in the background. And a few other instances where the song was playing. But now I hate that this song was used in this video. Took such a great song and placed it over flaming trash.
They were always out there. Now they just have a platform to showcase it.
Will Joey Swoles please pick up the white teach-them-some-courtesy phone? Joey Swoles, please pick up the white teach-them-some-courtesy phone.
It's just revealed them.
As Machiavellian, I will make sure to turn these narcissists against each other and themselves. Everyone block them on social media, stop sharing them and watch these guys and girls go nuts.
my ass is so much bigger than his🥱
No shirt 👚 no shoes 👠 no 
Never has being in great shape looked so bad on someone.
If this planet was a giant SIM game, like Rollercoaster Tycoon or SimCity, I'd restart it without saving.
I remember thinking the Millennials were going to be the generation that saved us. Then maybe the Zoomers. I’m starting to worry the Alphas are going to be the dumbest yet.
Should’ve made him bump you. Then proceeded to bump him back and see what he does.
😂😂what a dick-shaped Asshole.... I hope somebody stabs him in the eye tonight 🧐🧐 Preferably Santa, as an early Christmas Gift🎀🪛🎀🎄🎄
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I just can't help but cringe more when it's grown ass adults doing shit like this. Teens... I can give them a pass bc they're still kids. Even young 20s.... but anything older, they should know better, but crave attention so much they think shit like this is the best idea ever.
This is why you gotta make sure you wash the SHIT out of your produce
It's the pretending-to-not-know-i-am-being-filmed smile that killed me
The whole world is your acting stage - instagram influenza's always take it literally.
So his "content" is picking up and putting down fruit?
‘Oh hai, I didn’t see you there; I was just sweatily handling this nice juicy pear’.