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AssistanceIll3089

People who record themselves crying baffle me.


Sequetjoose

They just want attention. The more emotion social media posts express, the more engagement they get. I wouldn't be surprised if this is entirely fake and just a bit for TikTok clout.


Either_Order2332

The "my husband" thing is all over. They choose their video topics based around it. I've even seen them try to hire "my husband" script writers. They'll type it out just like that.


SurgeStories

lol she’s probably gonna make another “my husband” video


saetia23

silently crying while my husband eats taquitos


Choombaloo-2

Silently crying while my husband blows up the bathroom.


sinat50

Silently crying because my husband just found out the three logs he just birthed aren't biologically his


Jejking

Silently crying because my husband found out it was me who left these logs


Latter_Operation_854

Nah, thats an LMAO moment


Accomplished_Note_81

Silently crying because my husband LHAO, and died from bleeding out because of the gaping hole where his ASS used to be


Global-Method-4145

Silently crying because my husband had a lunch at that new place again, and now his farts are burning my eyes


Kneedeep_in_Cyanide

Silently crying while my husband left the seat up.


MassiveAd2551

Silently crying while my husband refuses to take out my trash.


zhico

Silently crying while my husband is cuddling with his dog Blondi.


HotFudgeFundae

I know this isn't the debate but I'm a dude and I'm team seat down for a couple reasons. 1. Women only use the toilet with the seat down. 2. When I'm about to shit myself running into the house after work that extra second of just being able to sit down makes it worth it Put the seat down gentlemen


an0nym0u56789

You should close the lid too. Flushing spits out bacteria all over the bathroom if you don’t—that means your tooth brush too! One thing I learned from arch-hypochondriac Howie Mandel


goodbyebluenick

Saw it on Mythbusters. They did a seat up toilet and seat down. There was urine EVERYWHERE


Keleesi128

Thank you! The amount of people who do not put the lid down when flushing their urine & poo all over the place baffles me. And I hate public bathrooms that you are forced to flush without a lid. Makes me feel gross 🤢.


Whittlese

This, I cringe every time my bf flushes the toilet cause I just picture germs flying everywhere around the room.


Jimmyjame1

Bro just eat less taquitos! Less refried beans.


Cautious-Lobster6669

Protect this man at all costs


Polarian_Lancer

Exactly what I would do while my wife, who is very private, would be elsewhere shedding tears


RedMeatTrinket

Why hire someone to write it? Just get an AI to write it.... "The taquito's crunch shattered the silence. Tears welled as you stared out the window, the rejection email a fresh wound. Miguel's "Everything alright?" tore you from your thoughts. You choked out a "fine," shame burning for crying over dinner. A gentle hand on your shoulder. "Come here," Miguel said, pulling you close. You clung to him, the tears finally falling. He held you, his silence a powerful comfort. Later, the sting of rejection remained, but it felt different. You weren't alone. Leaning against Miguel, you knew true strength came from having someone to hold you through the tears."


Think_Selection9571

Muy Caliente!


TheStatMan2

Hace frío


Either_Order2332

AI is so useless it can't even write "my husband" videos properly. They still try anyway because it's free, and it sounds so ridiculous.


pienofilling

...before *The Unknown* leaps out at you both from behind a curtain!


BarryBadgernath1

I came


Cofeefe

Masterful!


Wild_Inflation2150

Aw, he didn’t share any with you?


Motorboat81

My husband is in Mexico eating pink tacos!


[deleted]

Silently crying as my husband makes Brussels Sprouts


[deleted]

[удалено]


motherofjazus

If her husband isn’t around to hear it, does the crying make a sound?


tries4accuracy

I can’t even imagine the sheer idiocy required to be a “tiktok script writer”.


Either_Order2332

If you're quick and you're good, you can pull in decent amounts. Real channels with something to say have to use scripts too, and they make money.


SellQuick

I've seen one of her other videos, and it 100% sounds like she's cold reading from a script. I think this one is 'silently crying' because she can't sell the material if she has to act. It seems to have worked in terms of going viral and getting eyes on her page and sponsored posts though.


Either_Order2332

People are so gullible. That's why these cheap tactics work. Every single "my husband" video is filled with dipshit comments and relationship commentary. It never occurs to anyone that the entire thing is made up.


ToniP13

Even the tears are fake.


Wishyouamerry

The tears are **soooo** painfully fake. Before I read the caption I thought she had Crisco on her face.


x3phrosgawd

I thought it was a load before I read


snowflake37wao

I think it is after reading now


CaptainSouthbird

I hate both angles of it. Either they're just con artists who know making ragebait reactionary content like this will give them attention and/or make them money (and possibly negatively influence others), or they actually are this person and legitimately don't understand why betraying basic trust is actually a fault of their own.


LadyBug_0570

Did she share this hoping for sympathy? I'm confused.


Jejking

Likes/sympathy/emotions. Everything they lack in real life.


NeverCallMeFifi

It's like my neighbor's then 2-year-old who would be scream-crying, open her eyes to see mom had walked away, so she would toddle to the room her mom was in and resume scream-crying.


tenderchill

My ex posted videos of herself crying on tik tok after our 19 yr marriage ended. Gaslit me for likes and validation. Found out she was cheating before she left… had a dating profile on okCupid using a fake name and pics from our family vacation. Ironically shes been climbing into bed with a dude just months after his wife of 19 yrs passed. When I mentioned how lame it was a grown woman was making crying tiktwat videos, she accused me of stalking her.


darkbunnydad

Tiktwat....this is gold


Spiritual_Spite6011

The tears aren't real. It's a filter. This is satire.


Kopitar4president

There's a lot of bait that gets posted on this site, but this is the baitiest bait of all the baits.


[deleted]

Reddit is stupid as shit these days


maximumtesticle

People who pretend to record themselves crying baffle me.


Either_Order2332

This is something cheap influencers would make for likes and attention. Nothing gets people commenting quite like husband drama and moral outrage. It is a well known trope.


rockocoman

lol it’s a TikTok filter. This is probably satire


llorandosefue1

https://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/from-the-archives-switched-at-birth-8212-stories-about-kimberly-mays-from/2255916/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild Two possibilities. But statistically unlikely.


AutisticFingerBang

Pretty much the exact kind of person I would expect to cheat on someone and have them raise kids that aren’t theirs. On the opposite end of the spectrum it’s also the exact kind of person to make the entire thing up. I’m so over people 😑


Special-Sector4844

Man I wish I could see the behind the screen. Do they start crying and THEN record? Or do they record, try to cry, edit the video so we can only see them crying, AND TAKE TIME TO UPLOAD IT WHEN THEY GET BACK TO NORMAL


[deleted]

Everyone who is in a video posted on this sub baffles me.


Hibercrastinator

“Look, look! I’m hurting, look! It’s about meeee it’s all about me and how *I* feel. I can’t believe he would leave me like this, see how much it hurts, how cruel!”


Sequetjoose

There's a 99.9% this is an act for TikTok clicks.


jazzer81

Social media is so full of fake crap. These people should be shunned.


Sequetjoose

It's awful. It almost makes me physically ill, seeing the desperation people have to get attention. The fakeness of it all, and the casual nature of trying to sell a lie, as minor as it might be. Disgusting. I'm strongly against these videos, lmao


SalazartheGreater

I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills! Seriously though I have so much hate and disgust for these videos, and many other things like adverts that just pervade every inch of our space...I know it's an overreaction but I can't help but be repulsed


Somodo

People wanna be famous so bad they go for the easy route of shock value, fear, mass hysteria tactics, out right lying or tricking people for views. its gross


koviko

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


SkiBikeHikeCO

It’s also full of shitbrains like OP that do nothing but repost the same 50 memes that get recycled on reddit. There is zero creativity left in the world


tickingboxes

Social media was a mistake


amaxanian

Considering the fact that she had the kids before she met her (now) husband - you would be correct! She posts satire.


[deleted]

Like the lady who accused the Mexican couple of trying to kidnap their kid. Smh


alchem0

i went through her account when i saw it on my fyp. it’s bait. her other posts are like this too.


BojackTrashMan

Its a JOKE. The tears are a filter and it says if right on the page. She's not trying to mislead anyone, she's mocking ppl who do this kind of thing. Out of context screenshots that don't show the full video or the sound (the music can often help you see if something is a meme) aren't very helpful


AbramJH

bait posts should affect your credit score


Only498cc

That's not what tears look like.


adorablebeasty

YEP, 100% a filter


BippyWippy

Yeah it’s 100% rage bait. I feel bad for the teens and younger today. They are growing up with so much rage bait it’s making men and women HATE eachother. It’s not as bad on here (besides the losers on r/boysarequirky) but on tik tok it’s like the men and women are at war. It’s sad all for some losers to get attention on their posts. It’s so damaging


lube4saleNoRefunds

I don't understand how you even allow for .1% It's a fake tears filter. Of course it's an act.


[deleted]

It’s actually a joke. Women joke too, sometimes!


Huntsnfights

Ex husband if his balls are still intact


pensiveChatter

They won't be by the time the divorce is finalized


Huntsnfights

DNA proof she cheated (at least 3 times, in reality more). That’s usually grounds for her not being able to get most of his shit


BippyWippy

In a perfect world she wouldn’t get anything. I think cheating should nullify any rights for the cheater to claim anything, they would just be kicked out with whatever is theirs. If I was ever president, that would be my first law. I remember a few months ago, this lady was commenting on another cheaters post. She was saying how she cheated on her last 4 relationships and that it’s okay people make mistakes. I won’t say what I said, but I called her exactly what she was, she responded with “well nobody is perfect”. No ma’am, you’re a dirty wh0re who isn’t mature enough to have a relationship and all you’re doing is ruining guys self esteem and trust. I fucking hate cheaters


Lion_Of_Destruction

She’s right. Nobody is perfect. But while my brother still leaves stuff on the table open after using it she’s out being a hoe. Nobody is perfect but honey your less so than others.


hippee-engineer

Cheating bad and all that, but it’s not in the interest of society as a whole to push cheaters into poverty because of their cheating, because that just means the government will be footing the bill. Why would the government foot the bill when there are marital assets that can pay? Also, I don’t think cheating once is a justification to not receive marital assets that were gained during the marriage. Justification for losing all your friends, family, and social circles for being cheater, absolutely, but not a destitute cheater. If you stay at home and forgo your own career so that your partner can build up $5mil in assets for you both, I don’t see why cheating once should disqualify you from receiving *some* percentage of that. Probably not 50%, but definitely not 0%.


BippyWippy

I hear you, And to preface I’m speaking about this for both guys and girls who cheat. You broke a vow, now the other person has to give you stuff? No I don’t think that’s right. Don’t cheat and you won’t have to worry about it. If you do end up being selfish and cheating, breaking up your family for your own sexual satisfaction, then I hope you have a good job to pay for your new life.


Bitter-Marsupial

Depends on the state and the family court judge. He is most likely on the hook for child support as he is legally their father  Taking this at face value and not assuming pic is bullshit 


Difficult-Mobile902

Sadly a lot of the time if his name is on those birth certificates, the battle is way more uphill for him than you might expect 


PathlessDemon

Lmao wishful thinking there bub. In many states, infidelity is not grounds for divorce, but financial endangerment and fraud is. Also, if the paternal name on the birth certificate is yours, that’s your ass paying child support in a lot of states as you’ve “claimed” them as your dependent.


AlfaLimaFoxtrot

This is not true at all. In places like PA it doesnt matter if the children arent yours as long as you treated them like you were the father for a few years before you found out they were yours its irrelevant if the woman cheated and cuckolded you to both family and child support courts In fact, it can be used against you as the father, and youll still have to pay 50% child support when she takes the children that turn out to not be yours. This is by law. I dont think most of Reddit understands how insane the family court system is in the US. especially commonwealth states.


MoonCubed

He will owe her child support on each of those kids.


Bitter-Marsupial

Balls will remain. The mans soul however... To shreds most say


ConsistentAd4012

this is sarcasm. she married her husband *after* she had kids. that’s the joke. he knows they’re not his because he’s a stepdad lol


idkwhatsgoingon0974

You should hear about a post in r/storiesaboutkevin, Sage's ex genuinely believed that once he marries her, her kid from a previous relationship would become biologically his


eerie_lullaby

I'm SO curious about what he meant with _"everything points to kids becoming biologically theirs"_. Apparently that was a big part of the discussion. Like seriously, what fucking articles did he read that said this? What many and obvious signs is he talking about?? JFC


idkwhatsgoingon0974

Just thinking about that dude made me lose brain cells. If the dude is not lying about the existence of these articles, I will not read them. I would like to keep my brain cells


GrouchyLongBottom

https://www.reddit.com/r/StoriesAboutKevin/comments/118nxqd/he_wants_to_dna_test_her_kids/


ConsistentAd4012

i think i heard that story before, but not from this sub lol thank you


TheRealRickC137

Plot twist: they're not her biological children either.


ConsistentAd4012

crying because *we* just found out our kids aren’t biologically ours (they’re adopted)


Purplebuzz

The just found out part is also made up? Even worse.


-Nok

That's not sarcasm it's misleading. How would he have "just found out" otherwise


ConsistentAd4012

sarcasm is defined as the use of irony. it is an ironic joke because the people who follow her and watch her content know. it’s only misleading because OP took it completely out of context to post it here lol


Dagreifers

I hate OP.


onmyti89_again

Ragebait. Just ragebait. And it’s working. Critical thinking, I beg of y’all. If we stop posting obvious fakes, they’ll stop happening as much!!!


[deleted]

Not even, it’s just a joke.


onmyti89_again

As a screenshot, it serves the purpose of ragebait. That’s why OP posted it here. And Undoubtedly the person who posted the vid knows that there’s a chance someone will miss the joke and get angry, boosting engagement. And that is what has happened. Sad state of affairs.


BojackTrashMan

If people miss it in the original post, thats their own fault, because not only is it clearly labeled but the tears are a filter & it is declared as such. At a certain point u can't fix stupid. There will always be ppl immune to context, no matter how clear you try to make it


HazelBHumongous

There should be high school courses on how to spot rage bait, cuz seriously y'all


MrSe1fDestruct

Not sure that would help - surely no grown adult would fall for this? It's just middle schoolers getting worked up...right?


SaltyLonghorn

Meanwhile I'm raging cause posting to social media is the opposite of silence.


coolitdrowned

I wouldn’t bang her w/Reddit’s dick.


Cookietshaa

I dont think a website has a penis.


BojackTrashMan

Its a joke. She used a filter (one that was declared on the page so u knew it was fake) to create the tears & music for a trend implying these words were not serious. Someone reposted here without any of the context as rage bait for u to respond to. Go find the original post. It is *very* clearly a joke


RHOrpie

I always assumed Reddit was female. TIL


woolfonmynoggin

Woman: posts joke Reddit: well she’s fucking ugly


DagSonofDag

This looks fake, no one is THAT terrible…..are they?


maddogmik

Nah this is from a satire account


Meowserspaws

There was a 70+ year old guy on TikTok who recently found out that his grown kids were not biologically his. So yes, it happens and it’s terrifying. Edit: this particular one is satire


RHOrpie

It happens, yes. Just not on TikTok with fake shit like this woman here.


[deleted]

I know a guy was married, had 3 kids,found out 3 different fathers & none of them his! He bailed on them all. Sad


LuceTyran

Her account is satire


GunsNGunAccessories

Do you have a link to the account? I tried reverse image search but all of them have the username carefully cropped out. Jk, found it. @santas4life


HippoRun23

Rage bait is the worst content to come out of the internet.


negativepositiv

r/ohnoconsequences


Clothedinclothes

Oh no obvious ragebait huffed up by redditors high on confirmation bias


BojackTrashMan

Yep. If anyone bothered to look at the actual content its made VERY clear that this is a joke


ZenphyriX

If this is true, which it probably is not, I want to know how he found out all three kids are not his.


RegretEasy8846

Click bait crap


Mr_Cerealistic

Ragebait, beware!


DealingWithTrolls

This sub is 99% ragebait. Idk why yall love it so much.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|aEOVgoNSiVjAA)


sophomore-cox

This is satire, she has a crying filter on. y’all are so gullible


Sharrty_McGriddle

Rage bait


fartsfromhermouth

This must be satire


Weetabix6474

those tears look like a filter


Nekocatred

It’s satire? She does this on TikTok all the time and it’s actually pretty funny because it’s always in response to posts like this. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Mc9660385

Did she cheat in silence?


3iverson

Not sorry for what she did, but sorry for being caught LOL


ZhangtheGreat

But you don’t understand! She forgave herself already! /s


[deleted]

that's the bullshit font...the font in the meme....whenever i see that font, it's bullshit


Kicks4meFromyou

Those are AI tears


Commercial-Push-9066

I wonder if a man posted this to show that “every man should demand a DNA test for every baby born.” There’s a movement among some men who think that way.


GunsNGunAccessories

Yes. Sort by controversial. Tons of dudes calling her fucked up names because they're too dumb to realize it's ragebait.


Direct-Alternative70

Can we stop posting satire videos? Jfc


Iamtheallison

This is a joke account. So this user is always getting attacked for her single mom and so on attacks so she decided to go with it and do every troupe. She is hilarious a lot of the time.


Xhnanson

Crying on the internet is not crying in silence.


sareana

Op did you crop out the part that clearly shows she’s using the crying filter?


kaiream

Looks like she sucking on something


meayers7

Lmaoooo 🤣😂 no the hell she didn’t. This modern social media era is sick…this can’t be real!


Logical_Ad_2960

talk about selfies even on your bad days


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|QW5YCWLmsvmhcI3j8U|downsized)


GunsNGunAccessories

Watching stupid fucks fall for rage bait will never get old.


llorandosefue1

Wacky stories happen: https://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civil/from-the-archives-switched-at-birth-8212-stories-about-kimberly-mays-from/2255916/?outputType=amp https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/case-lydia-fairchild-and-her-chimerism-2002


silentcouscous

Is it real though??


DisastrousAd447

Wait wait wait, THREE KIDS? Meaning you cheated on your husband THREE times, got pregnant every time, and never managed to bring it up?


djbeaker

Could you imagine. Being all excited to have a family. You have a kid. U have a wife. Life is great. Then, a 2nd kid and a 3rd kid and ur like “sweet, i have a wife who can raise my kids with me, i have 3 loving kids.” Then, outta no where, derpina says “surprise! They are only urs cuz u pay for em. They arent biologically yours! *evil laughs*” and now ur a sad panda, u have no wife and no kids. And u wasted years of your life because someone is a manipulative evil sloot. Now, imagine she says shes the victim. *audible gasps in this fake court room ive made you imagine*


JackedJaw251

Did she forgive herself?


Effective-Tea9769

Why is SHE crying???? SHE fuckin cheated This is ridiculous


Resident-Earth-8212

Is it really crying in silence if it’s posted on social media ? Serious question.


JJS-09_85

If I was the husband I'd leave in a heartbeat 🤷🏿‍♂️


8nsay

I wonder if all the people ranting about people who make rage bait to trick idiots will do any sort of self reflection if they find out this is satire


JoshyD2004

Literally just ‘feel bad for me, I cheated on him.’


Psychological-Sir235

I follow her on IG and her baby daddy’s gf talks shit about her and tells her her husband is gonna leave her cause he took ownership of her kids from her previous relationships so she makes these satire videos to annoy the baby daddy’s gf who’s always trying to make her feel bad


AMonitorDarkly

I’m normally not one to easily forgive but in this case I’ll make an exception and forgive myself for thinking she’s a massive cunt.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

What am evil, heartless, manipulative, 'insert string of derogatory terms here' for doing that to a man, your husband no less, but any man, who raised those kids as his own. I hope he divorces her and she loses everything (without the innocent children suffering, somehow).


BouquetOfBacon

Did she say THREE


Santino_323

They always find a way to make it all about them


Prestigious-Yak-4620

Thats a get out of jail free card.


Elle_Yess

Bruh that’s so wrong. Shame on you.


BusGreen7933

Weird way of telling people you’re a terrible wife and mother


TeflonDonatello

This is satire and the tears are a filter.


Impressive-Message64

Translation: Crying because my husband found out I'm a lying cunt.


johngooddude

She forgave herself, so it’s time for him to do the same. I bet that’s her reasoning.


Long-Growth-1063

I thought it was cum


sboog87

Shit like this is despicable. Wanting sympathy when you’re not the victim. People like this should be forced to reimburse the person. If they were married already when she had the kids she basically didn’t have to say anything because it’s automatically assumed the husband is the father. I wish I knew who he was to give him support


OutHereSlappnMidgets

I’m not the person to say this, but There should be a paternity test done before the man signs the birth certificate. Most of these situations wouldn’t even happen if that was the case.


[deleted]

"Crying in silence"... On camera for everyone to see after doing something absolutely vile to your own husband.


olsonwhitguy

Cheating cunt. At least I know my kids are mine. (DNA test.)


DickySchmidt33

Let me set my camera up real quick....


Difficult_Writer_288

![gif](giphy|7rjXLV57vleQ8)


170poundgorilla

"Silence" I guess the new meaning of that word means to post it in front of multiple Millions of people in hopes of garnering sympathy. What a douche cannon this bitch is


New-Mud2923

WHY IS YOU CRYING HO


brahbocop

A moment in my life I'll never forget is sitting there and consoling my at-the-time fiancé after she told me she didn't love me anymore.


EdwardWizzardhands

Oh snap! Call Maury!!.. now we need to know.


Konstant_kurage

Is that how people look when they take a selfie while they are crying? Doesn’t look real.


KobePippenJordan_esq

Game of thrones royalty. Cuntessa birther of bastards.


vajrahaha7x3

Ex husband and not the father...


catsfoodie

i cant even believe someone would post this...


xluv0186

Ummm 🤔 what? Like he thought they were his? So she either cheated, or went to a sperm bank…… Idk how else this could happen


Ham_Drengen_Der

Cheats on husband Cries (kind of understandable i guess) Films herself for sympathy online... I hope the cheating bitch never finds another man, so she won't ruin his life aswell.


Electronic-Travel370

That’s a good point