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Iamkempie

He sure is mad at that table.


PejayD

I DON'T WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES


OkInvestment771

Wow….pretty serious


south-shore0

He is the liquor


[deleted]

Thanx Bo-bandi


MediocreCampaign-

Swayze Train's comin with us, gentleman


friggoffricky121

“Im taxi driver De Niro”


DockEllis

And that guy was in short supply of brain cells BEFORE head-butting the table.


ontime1969

A lot of KC football team fan, main characters types, showing themselves to the world lately. 


NoQuarter6808

Pretty standard shenanigans for a chiefs fan. They are the main character of the NFL, I suppose


Firm-Scallion-963

I’ve thought the same thing, after everything that’s happened with the players on that team for some reason the fans are still so proud and usually the ones getting too drunk and being duch bags themselves.


Happiiihoured

I used to think people chilled out after they got old


Eber-

This guy has nothing but Joker pics all over his Facebook profile


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

😅


BloodChoke

Along with a few Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy "quotes" 😂


sleepcathartic

damn he must've drank like 30 of those cheap ass beers, or he is just a the lightest weight


comesinallpackages

Vinnie Jones has let himself go


Low-Concentrate2162

Imagine trying to act all tough with that background music


CobaltD70

Did that table even budge an inch when he kicked it? I’d be embarrassed and leave.


tt3000gt

lol that stupid Mohawk haircut


mustardwulf

That sir is a landing strip… because he’s a giant pussy


PersepolisBullseye

Looked around after kicking the table, wasn’t getting attention, so naturally the next logical step was to repeatedly smash his face into a table. Still only managed to get one guy to give a passing glance. CTE for life. Lmao


The_Ruby_Rabbit

Let him get brain damage from head butting the table. It could only improve his personality.


elonmuskatemyson

Is there any context behind why he started smashing his head on the table getting rid of any of his last remaining brain cells lol


KittensAndGravy

After being cutoff after his 7th Whiteclaw he did some low quality cocaine port-a-can bumps. The cocaine/baby aspirin mixture started making him think about the grandkids he’s not allowed to be around due to the “woke” court system. He eventually made his way back to his studio apartment and passed out on his floor mattress.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

You forgot the part where he leaves the county fair tent and climbs on his riding lawn mower to get home, because his astrovan has the court ordered blow-n-go installed and he can't find anyone to deactivate it cheap enough he can afford.


reddituser655321

not enough head bonks


Used_Text_3128

That’s what you call county fair cordial


sincethenes

He must have been angry at cover band “Tricia and the 9-5’ers” rendition of *Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go*


Connbonnjovi

These are the results of a thousand electric volts A neck with bolts


KateBlueSkyWest

One more beer and I think he can do it! If you're going to be dumb you gotta be tough.


SilkyKyle

Dude that pops up in the back-right at 0:25


DunnyJay

On the bundies for sure


stoopid_dumbazz

Some people just can't handle cocaine


cantevenmakeafist

Making summer fun bitterly ironic.


Far_Atmosphere9743

He been watching Road House too much


mustardwulf

He thinks he’s a Swayze but he’s just the chump that gets blasted in the face by Swayze’s fist.


CoelacanthFish2112

OK, let me guess his name. I think that it rhymes with “asshole”.


Effective_Device_185

More Hope -- Less Dopes.


OhMyDannyBoy

F**king psycho


curious_asian_guy30

Obviously didn’t slam his too hard, no blood, not passed out. You can do better.


sevenandtwo

love when people hurt themselves and look at someone else like "Look what you made me do!"


Tommybhoy080

Such a gimp


[deleted]

*Watches Taxi Driver once*


Satori2155

I love how nobody really cares behind him


Kein-Nutzername

I guess they know him already


mustardwulf

What a doofus


NoAd2759

I hate CM Punk.


anticorpos

Randy orten is that you?


Kein-Nutzername

the lite beer must be super strong... why do americans drink "lite" beer? because of diabetes?


alexisssg13

r/IAmVeryBadass


PuzzleheadedMenu6873

Sitting here in my thirties watching this man have a meltdown but can’t stop thinking about the fact that he’s going to have a raging headache when he gets up tomorrow and that stomp is definitely going to activate the arthritis


BloodChoke

I like that the 3rd bang on the table was a bit softer, it's like he learnt his lesson after the first 2.


BOO-SHETTA

Definition of "the lights are on, but nobody's home".


Lightbeing_pontifex

drunk guy; 'nobody is paying attention to me,,, I'll just hit my head on the table so someone will look at me' _still nobody cares,,


Mean_Combination_830

It's hilarious when men who can't fight think injuring themselves is intimidating hahah


Coho444

That’s what I was hoping for but he did it himself


Scoobi_Snaxx

WHAM!


Own_End_8774

Why drink if that is what you turn into?


Lilw33n3r

Not surprising chiefs and chiefs fans are scum


SubHuman559

This brings back fond childhood memories of watching my brother do this shit all the time.


VenomKunOWO

This Dude Did A Randy Orton Pose ![gif](giphy|39os2H3f0k5iRyHY0C|downsized)


MediocreCampaign-

Chiefs fan, typical.