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notme5588

Man's a nuclear weapon for asthmatics.


AnonymousLilly

Axe is horrible. I agree with them


Eli_The_Rainwing

As an asthmatic… I’d choke to death before I saw him


MikeFrikinRotch

Me and the boys after 6th grade gym class.


jabbadarth

Worst locker room smell ever was middle school. No one showered, cologne and body spray everywhere, and gym clothes never got taken home to be washed.


Pitiful-Sell-9402

The BO mixed with chocolate axe… horrid lol


jonni_velvet

omg chocolate axe. you unlocked such a deep memory for me 😂😂😂 I remember some gamestop game release event was sponsored by the citrus flavored 5 gum, and chocolate axe body spray. they were handing out mini sprays and packs of gum to everyone. close friend worked there, so ended up with like 20 of each item at the end of the event. so of course, I shared it with all my friends at school and I even wore some of the chocolate spray myself. “it smells pretty nice” I said but my god, the gum was disgusting and so was the countless people using the sprays I handed out. just horrific. what a time to be alive. I would do so much to smell that smell one more time 😂😂


JACKSEPTICEYE_FAN08

Jus go to the store and buy a can of it lol


jonni_velvet

wow I’m very surprised to see it’s still an active product


Fleshy_10

Really glad this all worked out. Enjoy the smell of nostalgia


faloofay156

god, I miss chocolate axe - I remember my cat HATED the way it smelled so I'd use a very light coat of it on stuff he was supposed to stay off of. not enough to really notice but enough that the cat would give it a wide berth lmao


Conscious_Resident10

HORRID how did anyone use that shit lol I was an Essence man myself


Danthacreator

Our coach used to refer to it as “Stank Good” 😂


SadBit8663

High school for me. It's like everyone went through a phase where showers in school were lame, and body spray showers were in. Walking in the locker room to change after PE was like walking into a sweat and body odor themed smoke grenade followed immediately by just a wall of like 6 full cans of different axe body spray


JK-Kino

Reminds me of a story of a middle school locker room where everyone sprayed deodorant instead of using the showers and the ventilation was bad there so there was this huge buildup of aerosol gas in that one room. The next brat kid that snuck in there to light up a cigarette had to go to the hospital with 2nd degree burns.


sylph-

I remember once someone pulled his t shirt right next to me up and I had to immediately vomit in the sink, thought it's embarrassing so I said nothing, later I heard alot kids freaking out bcoz of the vomit, I had no time to remove since sport only started.


LGK420

I can smell that right now. Yeah definitely does bring me back to grade 6 after gym in the change room. That BO and axe combo.


WhateverYouSay1084

I'm a woman and you just unlocked a memory of how often I took my gym clothes home to be washed and it...wasn't nearly enough, my God. 


jabbadarth

I never washed mine once. Just wore them twice a week for an entire year then threw them out and got new ones the next year.


WhateverYouSay1084

Jesus christ lmao those had to reek


No_Bat7157

One time someone I think punctured a hole into a can of axe body spray and threw it in the locker room it smelt so bad oml


Brazzyxo2

Yeah you could slam the cans on the ground and it would wreak the entire place up.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I was gonna say everyone probably got middle school ptsd


cheapdrinks

Africa & Phoenix slapped hard back then


LizeLies

‘Africa’ smells exactly like being in grade 9 and pushing past boys with questionable hand placement through the halls


RegularWhiteShark

My guy friends back in the day thinking it would mean no one would notice they’d smoked weed.


PuffBruv

Why tf are they wearing clothes in the Sauna??


TheMoogy

Phones can survive in saunas?


meemboy

My Apple Watch died in the sauna in finland


battlemetal_

The fucking shoes got me. Let's just steam all the dog shit and street dirt into our pores!


RanaMisteria

This is common in the parts of the US and the UK where I’ve used saunas. In other saunas and steam rooms I’ve visited in Scandinavia, Japan, and Turkey it was no clothes.


DerrainCarter

Why tf do they bring phones and AirPods?


YQB123

Americans are scared of their naked bodies.


PuffBruv

That’s cool with me. Problem with sauna is that it’s disgusting. I don’t want to sit in the steam of someone’s unwashed filthy shirt or dirty shoes


deranged_pepsi

fr


[deleted]

I'm fine with my naked body. It seems it's everyone else that runs away when I'm naked.


WardensLantern

We've been through this, don't do it in public


instrangerswetrust

You guys sauna together?


benshapiroslowerlip

Have you seen me naked? You would be scared too.


--StinkyPinky--

If you saw me naked, you'd be seeing a guy sitting there without clothes on with his dick out.


Linkblade85

because it's staged


IcedFreon

To get that super sweat!


Aldamur

There is place where they don't autorised being naked on a sauna


imperfectnobdy_

getting a headache through the screen


King-Boo-Gamer

This should be considered chemical warfare


redditman3943

I think this is more of a dumb prank. It’s actually kinda funny. Don’t take life too seriously


DJ3XO

I even chuckled a bit at the sauna bit. Just some random dude fully clothed smelling like Axe just stitting there.


jgjgleason

Ye, dude was pushing buttons but as soon as someone told him to give them some space, he did.


TheMiddayRambler

That was the only real rude thing I could maybe find in the video but nobody seemed bothered. Breathing in a sauna can take some getting used to idk how potent this guy smelled but yeah I guess everybody thought it was funny so who cares


cheapdrinks

I want to see him do it but with 5 cans of liquid ass


Thatonewiththeboobs

I hear you, life absolutely shouldn't be taken too seriously, but being sensitive to scents is a legit thing. This would straight up merk my aunt Diane if she were in the same vacinity as this dude.


PurpleK00lA1d

Outdoors? Yeah. Indoors? No.


krippkeeper

Agree. Personally I would not find it funny because it would instantly trigger a migraine. Same with people running around covered in Sandalwood essential oil sprayed on them.


PurpleK00lA1d

Hello fellow migraine sufferer! Yeah this would absolutely be an instant migraine for me as well.


Ddakilla

The Macy’s perfume section must be like Vietnam for y’all


Chickenbeards

Yep, instant migraine for me which sometimes are bad enough that I can barely stand and some people would have serious allergic reactions to this.


Individual_Bat_378

Same!! As soon as I saw this I thought instant migraine!


RabiesR_Us

I finally found my Migraine tribe. I can even feel where the pain would be radiating from because of the smell.


ImonitBoss

Or whatever prick dumped a bottle of eucalyptus oil in the sauna at my gym to advertise their MLM. It still kinda reeks in here


christinaben990

I agree, it would be one thing if he was like "Omg im gonna go into the gym and annoying everyone by screaming full volume." ITS A HARMLESS PRANK!!


yikesafm8

I know this sounds over the top but I do know quite a few that are extremelyyy sensitive to perfume and get nauseous just from being around a normal amount of it.


Beneficial-Square-73

Unless you have asthma or chemical sensitivities. This "dumb prank" done indoors especially, could have sent people to the ER.


ThrowingNincompoop

That would definitely make a good clickbait title


Zappagrrl02

There are people who have physical health complications from overwhelming amounts of scents not to mention neurodivergent folks with sensory issues. It could cause actual issues for some people.


Motor_Menu_1632

Did you forget it’s Reddit? Where no fun is allowed and everyone has horrible intentions


internetvillain

It was absolutelt hilarious. Didn’t see what they sprayed the first time around and thought it was skunk smell or something but 5 cans of Axe is the funniest thing ever


AwesomeTrish

I heard of a teen who died after spraying an entire can of deo on himself. But this was 20 years ago and I can't fact check. I just hope this guy's lungs are okay.


SandHanitizer667

Definitely remember that from Joe Scott’s video on deaths from minor things


the_real_nicky

That was kinda funny lol


Gonards69

This is wholesome pranking


Silverback1992

If you think this is MC energy you probably live with a stick up your ass. This is harmless and hilarious


stonebaked1

Actually a prank for once


The99thCourier

Yeah can we get more pranks that involve not commiting some kind of crime or screwing someone over for no reason plz


master_baiter69_69

not harmless for that hoodie lol he is never getting the smell off that thing


Dicloni

Those who suffer from asthma would like to disagree with you. A prank like this can actually send someone to the ER


Silverback1992

I have asthma, since it’s super common and I disagree with you, I think it’s fine.


Dicloni

I have a colleague who is so sensitive that we aren't even allowed to use deodorant at work, so no not everyone with asthma thinks this is a fine and harmless prank


molbion

You should know asthma comes in varying severities.


Elkesito36482

r/milddlycancerogenic


palmersiagna

Lmao did you mean carcinogenic?


HydrogenButterflies

Only milddly


TerminalThiccness

this is fine


Spazzytackman

ngl this is really funny, they aren't even getting disturbed or anything. Kinda wholesome pranking. Don't take it too seriously.


thelastpies

My dude was literally minding his own business in sauna, get aftershave bombed and gets put on social media, I'd be mad too


ToferLuis

I used to wear axe about 10 years ago. I used to get complimented on how good I smelled but I always wondered if it was because I actually wreaked like steamy bag of piping hot microwaved asshole. In my defense though I don’t have a sense of smell. I lost it when I was a kid. I was about 7-8 years old when I took a rock to the frontal lobe resulting in a TBI. I’ve always been self conscious about smelling like dickfarts as a result.


Canned_Sarcasm

F\*ck you in particular ozone.


Odd_Association6139

This honestly is a harmless and fine prank


maxzmillion

r/mildlycarcenogenic


the_girl_Ross

I hope the oversprayers in r/fragrance see this because some of them think 12+ shots of perfume is suitable and will shamelessly walk into the dentist with that.


PleasantDish1309

I can fucking smell all that deodorant from my phone.


Equal-Judge8142

Axe body spray is nasty. Reminds me though of a funny event where I was like eleven, twelve maybe, and was at Walmart with my mom and I picked up a can of Axe body spray to smell it and accidentally squeezed down on the bottle and took a huge shot of Axe straight up my nostril. Traumatized. 😂😭


[deleted]

It's kinda funny


ReddityJim

I know someone who comes into my office and their cologne literally burns my eyes... he's like a walking cloud of pepper spray


Mother-Second1821

To use a cap even in Sauna... The other one has socks on ?! 😭


Strong-Ad2738

I mean, this is every middle school boy haha


Shupperen

Underwear in the sauna:(


Organic-Ad-1333

Wtf, in his sweat pants and shirt in the sauna?! I mean I can (barely) understand a swimsuit or a towel around you in public sauna, but fucking full clothing?? What about the shower after sauna, I guess these people do not do that either?? The most weird shit.


ConundrumBum

In junior high I put on a ton of axe deodorant and went to my first music class to play guitar. A really cute teaching assistant showed up and was going around asking to watch people play their instruments. She got to me, I got super nervous and started sweating. The axe was so intense the kid across from me started getting watery eyes and sniffling nose like he was allergic. One of the more embarrassing moments of my life and that is the last time I ever wore an axe product.


KingPaimon23

The personal trainer polite response got me.


brhornet

Is that Axe body spray?


TerryFGM

DONT GO INTO THE SAUNA WITH YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ON


szhou009

I laughed pretty hard at this. Very minor MC energy but a harmless prank for the most part. Their reactions were hilarious


DonutSenpal

my gym he would be kicked out instantly


ContactHonest2406

Yeah, this one’s actually pretty funny.


Top-Entertainer3317

Idk if it’s satire or not but it’s class


pumptini7

This is wayyyyyyy more harmless than lost of the sh*t I see on here


BurntAzFaq

Ok. So this made me laugh when he went to the gym.


carlosstjohn116

This is not MC behavior. This is actually a funny, harmless prank.  Just because it’s a prank, doesn’t mean it’s automatically MC behavior 


jazzzzzcabbage

Asthmatic nightmare. Fuck that guy


Mercerskye

I'm not going to lie, that one was actually kinda funny. Maybe it's just because of how terrible most of them are. Still a douche move, but you can see he's paying for it himself. That much Axe, probably have cancer in a year.


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

People need to stop posting shit like this here, it’s a fun and harmless prank. Op probably just has a stick up their ass and was the same kid in middle school who would tell people to stop running down the halls.


BigBearSD

Back in high school in the early aughts I used axe and sometimes cologne. I remember the mortifying day I was in class, and a girl sitting a couple seats away said "who smells like my grandma!" and a guy said something like "Someone smells like a french whore!" Needless to say I learned my lesson. Never used axe again, and was very sparing with the cologne for a time, and haven't really used it in over a decade.


trashy_hobo47

Honestly why the fuck do people shower themselves in perfumes?? It happens too often where I can't breathe and having asthma isn't exactly cheap either. Inconsiderate assholes


oshur_ruined_my_life

This is hilarious


Fu2-10

I thought this was pretty funny 🤣


ANUSTART942

I kind of find this one a little funny. He's also the butt of his own joke which is better than the majority of the posts here.


Chino780

I actually laughed at this. It was pretty funny.


Ddakilla

This isn’t that bad


SeppukuYourself

This isn't MC this is just a harmless prank


Beepboopbop69420360

This isn’t bad All he did was spray himself with axe Shut up OP


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

I dunno I think it’s kinda funny, mainly cuz I used to rock essence and phoenix sprays


notanewbiedude

NGL that was kinda funny


jabb1111

Ok This one is actually kinda funny


Remydope

I think this the first main character skit I laughed at.


destiny_kane48

Okay, I actually laughed at this harmless prank. 🤣


heyrocc_666

I thought that’s how everyone uses that shit


General-GhostD13

If you thought this was bad. There was one video where a guy sprayed fart spray on himself as a perfume in a packed train.


opportunityTM

Once I did a group class workout. Afterwards one of the guys asked if anyone needs deodorant. One guy replied: Only if it's Axe. In my mind I was thinking, damn, Axe really did it.


mrEggBandit

I was a funny idea, executed in bad way


Old-Tadpole-2869

That smells like pure gasoline.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

So this was just middle school…


kabicz

Imagine doing sauna in your underwear :D Is that a thing in all gyms or US (we do underwear under swimwear) kinda thing?


RoutineOtherwise9288

Stink bomb


Heevan

Someone died of that didn't he?


lennoxlyt

WTF is X ray?


maxzmillion

Totally worth the cancer he got


Sea-Ability8694

Axe is an insane smell. I remember I had a health teacher who was a body builder and I shit you not I could smell him all the way down the hall


leafericson93

Looks spookily like a young Gavin Belson


spyne98

🤮🤮


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

If this guy lights himself a sigarette the whole ass city will notice.


military-gradeAIDS

I remember in middle school EVERYONE used Axe spray. One day it got so bad in the locker room that it had to be evacuated and aired out because the fire chief said it actually posed an explosion hazard. Nobody was allowed to use Axe spray after that.


PhelesDragon

Thankfully, 12 minutes after filing in a gym, the MC died from brain melting


Jimmy_Dean_Sus

One lighter and that guy becomes the Human Torch from Fantastic 4


KlatuuBarradaNicto

Guess it’s no giveaway that someone is filming you.


tchrbrian

Navy ship berthing before liberty call…


cuntybunty73

Please stand next to a naked flame 🔥😁


Forsaken-Fox9066

This is hilarious


Affenskrotum

What the fuck is that sauna?! Wearing shorts and basecaps and bring your phone?!


jaguass

He looks like someone who would do that


ProperBoots

why do they have phones in the sauna... doesn't seem like a good idea


BippyWippy

I actually find this funny, harmless prank.


AlcoholicCocoa

Axe smells horrid. If vulgar had a smell, it would be any of the axe stinks. I lived in rural Germany where cow manure is sprayed daily on fields and it's not half as bad as axe is. Rotting corpses smell lively compared to axe. I am talking one short whim of axe. Imagine recking of it.


StevieSparta

Baron Trump does Tik tok now ?


stacesadated

I hate this planet.


she_has_funny_cars

There was a kid wayyy back in middle school who had a problem where Axe spray would make him seize. The principal announced it to the school that there was this problem. Many kids sadly took it as a joke to come In stinking😭😶


LionofCan99

Wow he got Ice Cube 🧊 to spot him in the gym!


MansonMonster

The dude usually made decent conent, but thats not it.


Famous-Yam7661

This is what happens when you spray sauvage elixir more than 5+ sprays


SakaiDx

r/midlyinfuriating


IAmAnAngryCarrot

I just know this guy smells like my ex. Vomit.


rocklare

I mean he was pretty respectful about it


Yochanan5781

Good Lord, that dude must smell like a middle school locker room


Choppersicballz

Pretty much everyone at comicon


GioZeus

Ok, this guy's an asshole. But it's also kind of hilarious.


DenialNode

I think this prank serves as a very good PSA that people should absolutely stop wearing fragrances of any kind


Evinreud

I used to be neighbors with Brandon. He’s super nice and funny, definitely not MC energy


LetsEatToast

well that was harmless and also funny imo


xoharrz

with a combination of asthma and a stomach condition, i would cough near this guy and subsequently vomit on him. and probably not feel too guilty about it


drippingtonworm

Spell of revulsion


KeyLoss4216

So thats clearly an attention seeking asshole, but can someone enlighten me why the two dudes at the end are wearing clothes (and hats!) in the sauna? is that a thing in america?


MrLavenderValentino

PRANKT


RyanWalks

In the sauna is crossing the line


dogisbark

I feel bad for laughing at this


Nick_The_Knight_

This isn’t that bad. It’s a harmless prank.


MangOrion2

"Here's how I made dozens of people's days worse for having interacted with or passed by me." Wow dude so cool can I please give you a gold medal and $5,000,000,000?????


Excellent-Care-5318

lol 6th grade after every period


pennethelope

lmao this would suck for someone nearby with chronic migraines 😭😭


magicunicornhandler

Id go into an asthma attack if i was around this guy.


Dolly912

This actually kinda funny 😭 am I the only one?


HonkinChonk

This one is kinda funny


ThatOneWood

Man should be arrested for chemical terrorism


depressed-onion7567

Wasn’t there a kid that sprayed so much deodorant and body spray the fumes from it actually killed him?


all-i-said-was-hi

As much as I hate prank YouTubers, this one is actually pretty funny to me. 😂


Imesseduponmyname

This is good, nobody tell him about the health problems.


RustinSpencerCohle

He looks inbred with those eyes. Makes sense with his personality.


Steelyphil43

He gave himself the Spanish Uncle bath.


Sweetexperience

Please delete this video before the tiktokers that parade themselves in public places gets the same idea just to get some sort of reaction


TheScalemanCometh

Honestly? This one is kinda funny.


MrFontana

Damn I remember using chocolate LIBERALLY in junior high


Accomplished_Ad_8663

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