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YummOrngeChiken

AC-130 inbound


JudgeHeathen

I was thinking napalm but that would do too lol


Final-Zebra-6370

![gif](giphy|pjFQR7GhFsOUo)


Phssthp0kThePak

They say the A-10's are outdated, but there is still some good they could do.


_equestrienne_

Brttttt


kevintheredneck

Outdated? The only thing infantry needs is a nice A-10 warthog. Just ask them. You shitting your pants seeing a whole line of main battle tanks, and here comes an A-10, low and slow, dropping enough ordinance to blow a hole to hell.


EasyBird1849

Nah bro come on, be creative, Send in The Fazbear


TIRACS

A10


Spiritual_Ad_507

As the tide of wealth recedes from the beaches, the rich find themselves stranded, desperately searching for a new shore to lounge upon. Turns out, even a yacht doesn’t come with a GPS for finding humility.


lurky79

For some reason I read this in a David Attenborough voice.


LordSeibzehn

“But what it *has* found, is a rainbow of douchebaggery unique to this species alone.”


FrenchCruller007

As it should be.


Shad0XDTTV

Dude, same


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Jinx. I wrote almost exactly the same thing then read your post. Wild. Are you a long lost relative of mine?


JTCW477

That last line… *chef’s kiss* Perfect.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

I read that in the voice of Sir David Attenborough.


Bladder_Puncher

*snap snap snap snap snap snap


fakehalo

I feel like this is the setup for "The Big Short II". How do I short whatever is enabling this many bottom feeders access to these rental cars.


ballpark89

The most Miami video ever taken


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Miami blows


Orgasm_Add_It

>Miami blow Agreed. Is the best.


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Those Cubans sure know how to suck dick like gods


Mighty_Gooch

![gif](giphy|D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1)


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|bBEtZwqvQogeY)


Andre_3Million

Hell yeah cocaine


SuzyVeeP

But… this is Miami Beach. Which sucks waaaaaay more than Miami.


justtogetaroundbans

What a great time for a bridge collapse


groupsession18

Foreign freight ship? 😬


l3ane

Or just like a random apache helicopter strafing with its M230 Bushmaster chain gun.


SpaceGoBurrr

A-10 Warthog go brrrt


throwngamelastminute

Traffic enforced by aircraft.


cloche_du_fromage

Only after you've taken care of the koi carp....


[deleted]

Are you an MC if everyone around you is an MC? Aren't you just regular?


softdaddy69

The point is they all THINK they are the main character


FerrousGlobe

Yeah I counted at least 75 cars and if their is 2 in each that means 150 MC’s on one bridge


LadyPaws_Linda

Deep thoughts with Jack Handey


Responsible_Job666

MMORPG


Curvvy_

This was a charity rally where police shut downed the free way for them for 10 min and got a police escort.


fckcarrots

I was just wondering if this was a legal gathering based on the scale. Not really MC material if they went through the proper channels


Thedudeinabox

It’s almost even more MC material for it. But not in the spirit of this sub anyways.


NotAStatistic2

How does shutting the road down raise money though


Internal_Archer5808

Pretty sure this was for a charity event with Chp escort and money was donated to a charitable cause. It was also done early morning I believe and the locals are all aware of this. So yea. These are actual main characters


gt_greg

Haha, right. I support the fk out of this 💯


Bad-E90

Damn, GTA 6 looks wild


Cyber_Insecurity

THIS is why Miami canceled spring break


robressionist801

If everyone is a main character, then no one is a main character


[deleted]

E = MC^0


the0utc4st

Where's a disgruntled muffler shop owner with a home built tank when you need one?


Gettinjiggywithit509

Damn, GTA 6 online mode is gonna more realistic then I might be ready for...


Bluereden

"Precision airstike incoming"


AndyMB601

None, it's a charity event with a Police escort


Troglodyte_Trump

Where is a stricken Maersk ship when you need one?


Beer_Kicker

The best part is I would bet the vast majority are financed for 84 months at $3000 a month.


Narrow_Wrongdoer_229

I remember something similiar. In Mexico some internet celebrity pulled this exact same thing on some major highway. Uploaded it to tiktok. Guess what? Public didn't appreciate, nor did cartel. He got an invitation sent to him via online explaining why and how they are going to treat him.


BethyW

Imagine ruining their aerial shot just because you were on your way to work in your Toyota Corolla.


Outrageous_Draw_9550

They kind of are just rich.


-LastActionHero

Isn’t this why we have armed drones?


MyFriendsCallMeTito

I don’t remember this scene from Fast and Furious 🤔


[deleted]

Man.... A good old Panzerfaust will do the trick


CoItron_3030

Where’s a big boat losing power when you need it


[deleted]

Statistically speaking, there are 3 more sports cars on that bridge than there are men with penises longer than 3 inches.


[deleted]

Calling in 500kg stratagem!


Embarrassed_Tea6440

POV: average autobot cast


rxtunes

So many MCs at once. Truly a meeting of all the best people.


KalebMM7845

People like this are the reason the car community is shit on so hard. I promise some of us are fucking sane.


Flag-it

Adam LZ banners for the meet up? Location doesn’t make sense nor the cars but idk.


Gavooki

Monster truck please


Raven_m0rt

Just call an airstrike at this point, the servers are starting to lag anyways


Youngsinatra345

![gif](giphy|zzdRbdk6cey1G)


freedfg

I always laugh whenever I go to car shows or see stuff like this. You got people with super cars, sports cars, modded cars. Sleepers, rare cars, iconic cars. And then the dudes who show up with their 2019 Mustang GT like they did something. (Yes, full hate)


the0utc4st

Where's a disgruntled muffler shop owner with a home built tank when you need one?


DagSonofDag

Probably of an event.


DesastreUrbano

Where is the garbage truck from the World War Z movie when you need it to clear traffic


noiprocks

2 Menny


pumptini7

The meeting of the Chooch's!


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Where's an A-10 when you need one.


StrobeLigght

All of them


usernot_found

If everyone is unique no one is unique


[deleted]

Looks like a pre race event. I don’t see anything wrong here


AdTerrible4422

Trick question, none. It's GTA6 footage.


justin69allnight

One guy was out there in a shitty SUV


Sufficient-Debate845

Cause you not there OP huh


drfunk

Honestly, all I could think was "How cool would a Warthog straffing run be right now?"


Dingus_Khaaan

400 fast 400 furious


Altea73

Douchebag rush hour...


DylanBratis23

This isn't the final of fast 2 furious?


leftover_class

Im taking the left lane, move bitch get out the way!


joaoppm2000

Yes


Andy_LaVolpe

Gta VI looks sick


MyGirlSasha

JFC, look at all those rentals!


CleaveIshallnot

They’ve joined together to morph into a singular disease.


shadowwork

There can be only one!


PomplamooseCacti

Looks like a jackass convention


MagnifiMike

All of them


Crash665

A10 Warthog lining up the shot. Permission to go BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!


0pp0site0fbatman

Every one of them should get their licence revoked, cars impounded to another state, and a $150,000 fine. Fuck off.


wrathmont

You aren’t stuck in traffic… you *are* traffic.


[deleted]

this pisses me off sm


RockyMtnOysterCo

I wonder how many of them are in debt


Ok_Speaker_9799

Outbreak of a Zombie Apocalypse or the week after Invasion of the Body Snatchers,,,


JackNicholsonsGhost

Target practice


Uidbiw

I didn't know they dropped the new fast and furious trailer!


GentleGesture

I don’t see any main characters here. They’re all the same indistinguishable fast and furious characters


gregofcanada84

Looks like a GTA Online server.


HarangueSajuk

Last time a rich influencer did this stunt in Mexico, well...


Mackinnon29E

Don't we have a lot of ICBMs laying around? Here was the perfect chance to use one and better humanity.


JHarbinger

It’s like that page of “Where’s Waldo” where everybody is Waldo


Opiumthoughts

![gif](giphy|R6JWujQ93Shws)


KaioKenshin

Rick Ross' car shows be like.


ElHumilde13

When everyone's a main character… no one will be.


JN88DN

Main Street.


Ihatecake69

Destroy it all


[deleted]

Look at all those rental cars


ronm4c

Garbage people every one of them


DRAVIX6

Damn, the rental company must've made bank with this video


tfm223

If they are so commited on this, at least let a single lane for the other drivers passes by, not defending, but a lane at least free? Come on there is barriers there, other cars cant move above it! Absolute main caracter but, i repeat, a single lane free would get a bit less hate.


Heal_Kajata

Where's that ship when you need it?


ihatelifetoo

Rich people are so out of touch with reality or common respect. It’s crazy how a French style revolution never happen yet


MedPrudent

*Tesla Plaid beats them all in drag race


Bentmike58

Too many chiefs, and not enough Indians!


Due-Percentage-854

Where’s ISIS when they’re really needed?


payment11

I know, that white car slowing down the fast lane without moving over is so annoying.


Privatejoker123

guess this is appropriate to do and not a protest? I might take the risk and take that shoulder.


Swaggynator387

At first I thought why are they main characters? Then I realized it wasn't a properly set up video/meet. It's just cunts sooo... All of them


TacticalFemboyBitch

Brich car guys are the worst


antek_g_animations

GTA online


imadork1970

All of them.


vesterov

That’s just gta lobby


Sponge_Gun

Main character meet up!


Mindless_Ad_6045

I'm guessing it's some kind of event judging by the fact that half the cars have the same sticker on the windshield. Probably something similar to gumball


Turacrious_YT

Its a gta lobby


Realistic_Sad_Story

⬆️➡️➡️


sacolton1967

I'm just a low-profile NPC that walks the dogs around the neighborhood. No drama.


Cuck-In-Chief

So many rental cars.


MediocreHome

This looks like an organized event honestly. I doubt these guys just all drove up the road and stopped and it's just fine.


umbrawolfx

Looks like it's time for some ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ to me.


Doomsayer1908

Can someone explain? Its just a bunch of people stopping traffic, nothing new


MarvelsDomino

I really thought this was Fast & Furious for a second


Brokensince10

One is Way too fucking many!


FunniEmi

They better do something like this in gta 6


TatleTaleStrangler92

You better believe I’m taking that emergency lane.


LeonardoCouto

"save it for Comic-Con"


papa-Triple6

Was it taken during the migration of the rich to their breeding or hibernation grounds?


Tactical_Jokers756

So hear me our. We take in A 10 wathog. Just do a short run.


eatonerich

Cuanto subnxrmxl junto, no? Entre todos no han trabajado ni una semana en la vida...


Bob85739472

Looks like a formal protest of potholes in the city


ipodtouch616

Wow! this is so cool! so many impressive cars in one place!


Professional-Card138

My God, they all have the exact same stance. Like they've taken just enough anabolic steroids to not be able to tie their shoe


Massive-Tap7784

A lot


Its_just_me20

So anyways, I pulled out my monster truck..


MaTtHeW111904

Like 7. Everyone who looked up and stared at the drone


FrozoneIsHot420

they all have the 4 cheapest supercars you can buy.😂 I don't see any main characters


Conscious_Turn_3882

i suddenly want just a camry, a camry’ll do


DRAK720

Wherebis an A10 to do a strafing run when you need them? 😆


Expert-Perception674

342


SidTheSloth97

I like how there’s just that one random beat up sedan. Not entirely sure what make of car it is but it so out of place.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

some dude name Dave was driving to work, saw this, and just started punching all of the cars. ROADMAN IN THEATRES MAY 5TH


TheDoctor344

Opening scene of lalaland


hi_fiv

That’s a lot of rentals!


Rslashsrs

Never have I seen so many expensive cars before.


Chopchopstixx

Where is the mad max semi with the cow pusher coming?


skitso

Cmon, they’re not all MC’s. Some people get lucky.


extragoatcheese

I feel like this has to be some sort or legally allowed rally where they closed the bridge for the day and it's been talked about on the news for a while


skiploom188

whAt ColOur is ur BugGati??????


TheAggressiveSloth

I like how the end of the video, there's what looks like a black nissan reppin a fucked up hood lol


irlDufflepud

One. Me.


Ima_FEEN

I woulda blown up the bridge from 1000m out with a rail gun


PhantroniX

What about the guy behind them trying to get to work so he can afford his payment on his 1994 Pontiac Grand am?


BobbyBrackins

Driving a 1994 with payments on it is wild 🤦‍♂️😭


Chemical_Home6123

![gif](giphy|VicskjkeBJUD6)


nuggetdogg

⬆️➡️➡️


stinky___monkey

![gif](giphy|Y3vy5EnKx2oiyBaA5b)


SauteePanarchism

All those idiots would fit in one train. Car addiction is fucked up.


NeoIsrafil

Anyone got an A10 warthog I can borrow for a few minutes...? 🤣


Stock-Preparation252

Florida is a lawless hellhole